Post by: decoyman on January 17, 2008, 05:12:34 PM
I am a good guy. I am pro-townie. Only thing is, I suck. Which makes me extra-valuable to the mafia.
I am the vigilante role. Oh, how I wish that thatguy had written in the "Suicide if he kills a townie" clause into my contract. Then I wouldn't have had to face any more shame, wouldn't have had to end any more innocent lives in an ignorant flurry of ill-aimed and ill-advised blaster-fire.
Woe is me, such a tragic figure. I'm like that oracle chick who said things would suck, and no one believed her. Then things did suck, and she died. I think. Except I'm not dead. I'm still around to suffer for what I have done to you all.
Oh, alas you poor innocents! What I lack in strategy, I more than make up for in long-windedness and, yea, even belligerence and arrogance. And many other negatively-themed "ances," I'm sure.
I take the advice of my counsel, and say, "Away with you, you scoundrels! You don't know what I know!"
And then... alone on a wind-swept peak... snow buffeting against my cape... do I realize I am utterly defeated. My books of knowledge crumble to ash. My haggard beard belies the haggard soul residing within this haggard frame.
My failure even extends to my attempts to right my failures, coming up short time and again.
This thread is a tribute to my ineptitude at mafia, and a heart-felt apology to my victims. I insulted you all while voting for you or killing you, or targeting you, or whatever. And here I am, with my glassy doe eyes and twitching corner of my mouth, staring blankly into what I have done, the mess I have made, and hoping against hope that the townies might yet prevail, in spite of me.
Fin
Post by: oohhboy on January 17, 2008, 08:19:02 PM
Oh if you didn't know yet. You suck at Mafia. *Shakes Fist*
Post by: Stogi on January 17, 2008, 08:58:45 PM
No one should have to see that video!
Post by: Nick DiMola on January 18, 2008, 03:03:57 AM
Post by: Pale on January 18, 2008, 03:26:17 AM
I just don't want anyone to do it here. Talking about them requires someone to search for it, and they are thus their own worst enemy.
Post by: UncleBob on January 18, 2008, 03:43:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic
Post by: bustin98 on January 18, 2008, 04:09:11 AM
I knew Kermit was a freak.
Post by: Pale on January 18, 2008, 04:12:04 AM
Isn't just the act of reading forums NSFW?
Post by: bustin98 on January 18, 2008, 04:59:13 AM
But yeah, if you're at work, stop reading the darn forums. Addicts! Unless you work from home. Then its ok.
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on January 18, 2008, 05:08:53 AM
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Originally posted by: bustin98
Well, I for one was being sarcastic. I don't think I've ever seen the term NSFW here on NWR.
But yeah, if you're at work, stop reading the darn forums. Addicts! Unless you work from home. Then its ok.
I always read these forums when I'm at work, in fact I'm at work now!
Post by: Spak-Spang on January 18, 2008, 05:48:29 AM
I also would like to join the ranks of the few and proud that Suck at Mafia.
Post by: that Baby guy on January 18, 2008, 05:53:45 AM
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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenixQuote
Originally posted by: bustin98
Well, I for one was being sarcastic. I don't think I've ever seen the term NSFW here on NWR.
But yeah, if you're at work, stop reading the darn forums. Addicts! Unless you work from home. Then its ok.
I always read these forums when I'm at work, in fact I'm at work now!
GP = plant = more confirmed.
Post by: vudu on January 18, 2008, 05:59:41 AM
QuoteAm I really so old and out of touch that I've never heard of the video in question (although, I'm almost certain I know what occurs in it)?
Originally posted by: oohhboy
Go watch 2 girls one cup and swap.avi. Only then I will call it even.
Post by: that Baby guy on January 18, 2008, 06:02:09 AM
Post by: oohhboy on January 18, 2008, 04:03:24 PM
