Post by: ShyGuy on December 10, 2007, 03:06:52 PM
I travel home from work through the ice and snow. As I approach my front door, I see a package thrown carelessly on my front step (thankyou mister postal-worker sir) I wonder what's inside. Another bomb? A dead parakeet? I better bring it inside before it gets any more soggy.
Day Two
After the box itself has been cleared by the bomb squad and the CDC, I decide to be brave and open it. Where is my box knife? I guess I will use the file on these nail clippers. Hmm, all I see are foam packing peanuts, let me dig to the bott- HOLY CRAP!!
Day Three
EVENTS ARE UNFOLDING THINGS ARE MOVING FAST NOW
What in da.... These are not Frookies!! Wait, what is this? Panda Meat? The raw flesh of an endangered species? Let's investigae further. Wait, the box says they are biscuits. Mmmm. Biscuits and Gravy... Well, they don't look like biscuits. In fact there a pictures of pandas on them. Dare I take a bite?
Day Four
Unspeakable Joy and Betrayal
Okay, let's taste these biscuits. NOM NOM. Yummy, panda poop! Wait, it's chocolate. I like chocolate! These are tasty and make me smile. Big thanks to Wandering (HE IS IN FACT A CHRISTMAS ANGEL) who gave me this wonderful gift as replacement reward for this Funhouse contest. Also big thanks to Unclebob, who started this bump-like thread and kept this important issue on the forefront of voter's minds.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I will go enjoy some more of these delicious cookie-like-things
...
WHAT DA CRAP BEAR ATE ALL MY PANDA PRIZE
I blame the Pirate outfit he received from UncleBob
I'm one sad American Girl
THE END
Post by: Crimm on December 10, 2007, 03:42:45 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on December 10, 2007, 04:30:18 PM
Post by: nitsu niflheim on December 11, 2007, 01:21:11 AM
Post by: Stogi on December 11, 2007, 03:11:52 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on December 11, 2007, 03:56:37 AM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
I like your Snoopy table cover.
My mom made it for me.
Post by: ShyGuy on December 11, 2007, 12:15:58 PM
Post by: IceCold on December 11, 2007, 12:29:42 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on December 11, 2007, 12:37:00 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on December 11, 2007, 12:40:24 PM
Post by: Crimm on December 11, 2007, 01:19:06 PM
Post by: Stogi on December 11, 2007, 02:13:06 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on December 11, 2007, 02:20:58 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on December 11, 2007, 02:26:30 PM
Tooooooooooo much mystery!
Post by: Bill Aurion on December 11, 2007, 02:31:25 PM
Post by: ThePerm on December 12, 2007, 07:36:16 AM
Post by: UncleBob on December 12, 2007, 08:02:46 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on December 12, 2007, 08:22:31 AM
Post by: Stogi on December 12, 2007, 08:52:53 AM
*wipes drool from mouth* Damn those cookies look delicious
This reminds me of a time when I was at Fed-Ex trying to send in my laptop for repairs, and they were opening a box full of WEED. I couldn't stop myself from drooling. too conspicuous....
Post by: ShyGuy on December 12, 2007, 06:12:13 PM
Post by: UncleBob on December 13, 2007, 04:32:49 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on December 13, 2007, 03:05:11 PM
Post by: Caliban on December 13, 2007, 03:13:16 PM
What's a frookie?
Post by: UncleBob on December 13, 2007, 03:31:16 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on December 21, 2007, 02:42:25 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on December 22, 2007, 09:20:53 PM
Holy Crap! DO I SEE THE WORD FROOKIE? But I heard they had gone extinct. It appears that this Randye Worth has brought them back from the dead in a manner similar to Jurassic Park.
Wow, this keeps getting better and better! the inside cover is in fact SIGNED by this Randye person and it's addressed to Stan and Marilyn.. COLLECTORS ITEM!
Now how did Wandering, the Christmas Angel, get a hold of this book? burglary? murder? It's a mystery.
Post by: Crimm on December 23, 2007, 06:12:58 AM
Post by: vudu on December 28, 2007, 05:26:16 AM
HOLY CRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND
Are you the Penguin? It would make sense considering your fascination with Batman.
