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Title: Microsoft in santa porn SHOCKER!
Post by: Plugabugz on December 03, 2007, 06:43:21 AM
Read for yourself...
Title: RE:Microsoft in santa porn SHOCKER!
Post by: bustin98 on December 03, 2007, 07:02:01 AM
[14:55] vince@home: Santa?
[14:55] - (G) Santa (G) -: This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents.  Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent.  Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
[14:55] - (G) Santa (G) -: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, vince@home! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
[14:56] vince@home: boy
[14:56] *** - (G) Santa (G) - is trying to send you "background.jpg": c:\program files\trillian\users\default\cache\MSN-northpole@live.com-thumb924.png
[14:56] - (G) Santa (G) -:  
What do you want for Christmas, vince@home?
[14:56] vince@home: do you like th eUK?
[14:56] - (G) Santa (G) -: Let's talk about something else, vince@home
[14:56] vince@home: do yo ulike the UK?
[14:56] - (G) Santa (G) -: I sometimes like the UK.
[14:56] vince@home: do you read The Register?
[14:56] - (G) Santa (G) -: I've been known to read the Register on occasion.
[14:56] vince@home: thats great
[14:56] - (G) Santa (G) -: Splendid!
[14:57] vince@home: I like cake
[14:57] - (G) Santa (G) -: I'm not interested in drugs. That's just not my scene.
[14:57] vince@home: and pizza
[14:57] - (G) Santa (G) -: Hmm...

Ok vince@home, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
[14:57] vince@home: sure
[14:57] - (G) Santa (G) -: This game is called Factory Frenzy.   Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world.  
 
Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can.  Try not to drop any pieces!
 
Good luck vince@home!  If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips.
[14:57] vince@home: ok
[14:57] - (G) Santa (G) -: Sounds good to me!

Ok vince@home, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
[14:57] vince@home: no
[14:57] - (G) Santa (G) -: Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
[14:58] vince@home: I want a Nintendo Wii
[14:58] - (G) Santa (G) -: Great, vince@home! I'll see what I can do.
[14:58] vince@home: I do not want an XBox 360
[14:58] - (G) Santa (G) -: And it's a good thing you don't!

And what do you want for Christmas, vince@home?
[14:58] vince@home: A Sony Gamestation
[14:58] - (G) Santa (G) -: My elves will get right on that.

And what else would you like?
[14:58] vince@home: an elf
[14:58] - (G) Santa (G) -: That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, vince@home.
[14:59] vince@home: a slice of cake
[14:59] - (G) Santa (G) -: What was that?

Ok vince@home, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
[14:59] vince@home: no
[14:59] - (G) Santa (G) -: Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
[14:59] vince@home: can I get a reindeer for xmas?
[14:59] - (G) Santa (G) -: Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
[14:59] vince@home: I hear you are a dirty bastard
[14:59] - (G) Santa (G) -: Merry Christmas, especially to all my friends in the UK
Title: RE: Microsoft in santa porn SHOCKER!
Post by: Plugabugz on December 03, 2007, 08:00:56 AM
(16:56) Phílly: do u hate bill gates
(16:56) -  Santa  -: I sometimes hate bill gates.
(16:57) Phílly: do u hate yourself
(16:57) -  Santa  -: I've been known to hate myself on occasion.  
Title: RE:Microsoft in santa porn SHOCKER!
Post by: Darkheart on December 03, 2007, 01:28:48 PM
SantaClaus (8:26:42 PM): I am Santa.
Alotta Groove (8:26:46 PM): is santa gay?
SantaClaus (8:26:46 PM): Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf. (winking smiley face)

wow . . .  heres another

Alotta Groove (8:29:03 PM): elf porn?
SantaClaus (8:29:03 PM): Love them.
Title: RE: Microsoft in santa porn SHOCKER!
Post by: Smash_Brother on December 03, 2007, 01:34:57 PM
When I'm Santa's age, I plan to be a dirty old man, too.

What's the point of being an old man if you can't be a dirty one?