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Title: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: wandering on November 22, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
Which one's the best?
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: nickmitch on November 22, 2007, 04:01:06 PM
I have a bad [EDIT: HORRIBLE] feeling about where this thread might be going.
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: NWR_pap64 on November 22, 2007, 04:14:21 PM
Whichever Church that worships the spaghetti monster...
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on November 22, 2007, 04:51:25 PM
You should start your own religion. That way you get to make up the rules, take whatever days off you feel like by declaring them religious holidays (the feast of Maximum Occupancy), and, if you have a good enough accountant, never pay taxes again.
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: MysticGohan on November 22, 2007, 04:56:06 PM
I'd like to think of all religions as a "Cult" Since you will be repeatably showing up for meetings, Worshiping some all powerful being "Depending on religion" and free food, and drinking of "Pre-tend or otherwise" blood of some sort. Yes, you must weigh your benefits wisely. Club membership is a must!  And can't forget those wonderful mass witch hunts... And your friendly local pedobears.
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: BranDonk Kong on November 22, 2007, 05:10:28 PM
I had to do it...

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes

We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these pendant key chains

To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash

He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you'd better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tatoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the fluffy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
Of the waning of the moon

He is handling the money
He's serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat

We are building a religion
We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple
Mr. corporate events
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy's a joke

He says now do you believe
In the one big song
He's now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along

He says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me "DUDE!"

Do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions
If you ever lose your mind
We're behind you
We're behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are building a religion

We are building it bigger

We are building

A religion

A limited

Edition

We are now accepting callers...
For these beautiful...
Pendant keychains

Don't even pretend like you don't like Cake (or haven't liked at some point). Comfort Eagle rules.
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: Crimm on November 22, 2007, 06:06:50 PM
ikea
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: Dasmos on November 22, 2007, 06:34:23 PM
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Originally posted by: pap64
Whichever Church that worships the spaghetti monster...
lol, the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or you could always worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: Shift Key on November 22, 2007, 06:39:03 PM
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Originally posted by: wandering
Which one's the best?


The one which worships Russell's teapot..
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: ShyGuy on November 22, 2007, 07:05:29 PM
What gets me a box of Frookies in this scenario?
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: DAaaMan64 on November 23, 2007, 04:04:27 AM
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Originally posted by: wandering
Which one's the best?


http://www.google.com/search?q=nintendo+religion&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS244US244
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on November 23, 2007, 08:04:40 PM
just take the first one that knocks on your door
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: Shift Key on November 23, 2007, 09:16:58 PM
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: DAaaMan64 on November 24, 2007, 05:14:24 AM
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Originally posted by: Shift Key
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.


I don't know, where I am thats likely to make you a Jehovah's witness.
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: MysticGohan on November 24, 2007, 11:00:34 AM
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Originally posted by: DAaaMan64
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Originally posted by: Shift Key
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.


I don't know, where I am thats likely to make you a Jehovah's witness.


Better question, What did he witness? heh

Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: 18 Days on November 25, 2007, 05:01:44 AM
I heard that Christianity wins you ETERNAL LIFE! That's a pretty good prize. But so is 42 virgins…

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Originally posted by: MysticGohan
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Originally posted by: DAaaMan64
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Originally posted by: Shift Key
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.


I don't know, where I am thats likely to make you a Jehovah's witness.


Better question, What did he witness? heh


MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD! They formed a whole religion around it.
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: DAaaMan64 on November 25, 2007, 05:34:19 AM
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Originally posted by: MysticGohan
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Originally posted by: DAaaMan64
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Originally posted by: Shift Key
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
just take the first one that knocks on your door


Then he's doomed to be a mormon.


I don't know, where I am thats likely to make you a Jehovah's witness.


Better question, What did he witness? heh


The big bang :p
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: MysticGohan on November 25, 2007, 07:42:10 AM
Sounds like an erotic magazine, and decided to worship the mag "From Sweden" and based a Religion around it. Hence The Big Bang
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Post by: ThePerm on November 26, 2007, 06:32:24 AM
irelgion
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: Stogi on November 26, 2007, 03:47:33 PM
buddhism
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: ThePerm on December 03, 2007, 11:25:47 AM
aum shinryko