Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: wandering on November 22, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
Title: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: wandering on November 22, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
Which one's the best?
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: nickmitch on November 22, 2007, 04:01:06 PM
I have a bad [EDIT: HORRIBLE] feeling about where this thread might be going.
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: NWR_pap64 on November 22, 2007, 04:14:21 PM
Whichever Church that worships the spaghetti monster...
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: NWR_insanolord on November 22, 2007, 04:51:25 PM
You should start your own religion. That way you get to make up the rules, take whatever days off you feel like by declaring them religious holidays (the feast of Maximum Occupancy), and, if you have a good enough accountant, never pay taxes again.
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: MysticGohan on November 22, 2007, 04:56:06 PM
I'd like to think of all religions as a "Cult" Since you will be repeatably showing up for meetings, Worshiping some all powerful being "Depending on religion" and free food, and drinking of "Pre-tend or otherwise" blood of some sort. Yes, you must weigh your benefits wisely. Club membership is a must! And can't forget those wonderful mass witch hunts... And your friendly local pedobears.
Title: RE: I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: BranDonk Kong on November 22, 2007, 05:10:28 PM
I had to do it...
We are building a religion We are building it bigger We are widening the corridors And adding more lanes
We are building a religion A limited edition We are now accepting callers For these pendant key chains
To resist it is useless It is useless to resist it His cigarette is burning But he never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle He is living comfort eagle You can meet at his location But you'd better come with cash
Now his hat is on backwards He can show you his tatoos He is in the music business He is calling you "DUDE!"
Now today is tomorrow And tomorrow today And yesterday is weaving in and out
And the fluffy white lines That the airplane leaves behind Are drifting right in front Of the waning of the moon
He is handling the money He's serving the food He knows about your party He is calling you "DUDE!"
Now do you believe In the one big sign The doublewide shine On the bootheels of your prime
Doesn't matter if you're skinny Doesn't matter if you're fat You can dress up like a sultan In your onion head hat
We are building a religion We are making a brand We're the only ones to turn to When your castles turn to sand
Take a bite of this apple Mr. corporate events Take a walk through the jungle Of cardboard shanties and tents
Some people drink Pepsi Some people drink Coke The wacky morning DJ Says democracy's a joke
He says now do you believe In the one big song He's now accepting callers Who would like to sing along
He says, do you believe In the one true edge By fastening your safety belts And stepping towards the ledge
He is handling the money He is serving the food He is now accepting callers He is calling me "DUDE!"
Do you believe In the one big sign The doublewide shine On the bootheels of your prime
There's no need to ask directions If you ever lose your mind We're behind you We're behind you And let us please remind you We can send a car to find you If you ever lose your way
We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are building
A religion
A limited
Edition
We are now accepting callers... For these beautiful... Pendant keychains
Don't even pretend like you don't like Cake (or haven't liked at some point). Comfort Eagle rules.
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: Crimm on November 22, 2007, 06:06:50 PM
ikea
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: Dasmos on November 22, 2007, 06:34:23 PM
Quote Originally posted by: pap64 Whichever Church that worships the spaghetti monster...
lol, the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or you could always worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Title: RE:I'm thinking about joining a religion
Post by: Shift Key on November 22, 2007, 06:39:03 PM
Quote Originally posted by: wandering Which one's the best?