Gaming Forums => Nintendo Gaming => Topic started by: NWR_pap64 on October 20, 2007, 04:22:24 PM
Title: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: NWR_pap64 on October 20, 2007, 04:22:24 PM
The other night I remembered that you can assign different quotes to each of the character's three taunts and figured it would make for some devilish fun and the extreme annoyance of others.
In this thread I will write quotes that would make funny/annoying taunts for the characters in Brawl. You can write in your own. Remember the quote must fit the character somehow.
NOTE: Some of these are meant to annoy and to make people groan and some might be too long to implement on three spaces.
Here we go!
Mario: "If you need help on how to play Brawl check out the enclosed instruction book!" "GLUG GLUG GLUG!" "Its a rock, Luigi, you didn't make it!" "Look! There's a lotsa coins everywhere! I'M A RICH!" "He's marinating in his own ragu!"
Link: "WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!!!" (Too, too obvious!) "Gee, it sure is boring around here!" "I WON!" "I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!" "How about a kiss, for luck!" "But its my first time! In more ways than one!" "Then I will save you, my princess!" "At least YOU get something!"
Luigi: "Its Mama Luigi to you!" "Lots of spaghetti!"
Pokemon trainer: *This one is exclusively for Squirtle "Squitl..WHAT THE F*CK AM I SAYING" "THIS SH*T MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!" "For the love of f*ck kids, go read a book or something!"
"Screw the rules I have money!"
Zelda: "I truly appreciate it...truly" "I only have 8 ruppees, take it for your time"
Donkey Kong: "BANANA SLAMMA!" "Remove those funny green papers from your parent's pants and wallets and send them to me!" "What are you going to get? A post card from Puerto Rico!"
Bowser: "What am I, blind? Shut up!" "Look son there's something I need to tell you..." "Pesky plumbers!" "Not into the pit, it burns!"
Ganondorf: "You dare bring light into my lair?" "YOU MUST DIE!" "Curse you sages! Curse you, Zelda!"
This is what I have for now. Some of these are VERY obscure references to old show (especially the Donkey Kong ones!). Try to guess where they are from!
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: LuigiHann on October 20, 2007, 04:35:27 PM
Sonic: "That's NO GOOD"
Wario: "It's-a Wii!"
Luigi: "Nothing's impossible!"
Link: ". . ."
Lucas: "It's so bad."
Bowser: "Ignorance is bliss."
Ice Climbers: "I'll club this seal for a better deal!"
Samus: "I'm chargin' mah lazer!"
...And I'm out.
Title: RE:Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: NWR_pap64 on October 20, 2007, 04:40:54 PM
Quote Originally posted by: LuigiHann Sonic: "That's NO GOOD"
Wario: "It's-a Wii!"
Luigi: "Nothing's impossible!"
Link: ". . ."
Lucas: "It's so bad."
Bowser: "Ignorance is bliss."
Ice Climbers: "I'll club this seal for a better deal!"
Samus: "I'm chargin' mah lazer!"
...And I'm out.
DAMMIT!
I had the "That's no good" quote in my mind but forgot to write it!
On that note...
Sonic: "I'M WAITING!"
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: Adrock on October 20, 2007, 08:45:21 PM
Link "I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock."
Snake "That's running...... on water!" "It's moving... but how do I stop it?" "You got a cute butt." (the following are from the flash video Metal Gear Awesome) "Are you from Snake's Revenge?" "Shut up for Christ's sake, I know how to climb a ladder. Jesus, ow, my ear." "Thanks, Jesus." "Yeah... the Darpa Chief died of a heart attack. I don't know what happened. Metal Gear, whatever... Meryl's hot." "Another heart attack! What the hell is going on?"
Captain Falcon (Taken from a friend of mine) "Show me your nuts."
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: vudu on October 22, 2007, 07:41:23 AM
YOU GOT VUDU'D UP THE ASS!
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: NWR_pap64 on October 26, 2007, 01:14:49 PM
With King Dedede being confirmed the penguin jokes will NEVER stop!
Here are some new quotes: K.Dedede: I need a monster to club that there Kirby! He said four more pois which means four more pies! I'm alright I'm alright I'm alright...
Kirby: RIGHT BACK AT YA! SUCK IT UP! HOSHI NO KARBI!
Metaknight: Look its ---- Kirby!!
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: ShyGuy on October 26, 2007, 01:41:45 PM
Oh man, vudu you had me rolling with that. So very wrong...
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: stevey on October 26, 2007, 03:04:46 PM
Sonic: Hey look! I'm in a good game!
Zelda/Daisy: Sorry, the easy princess is in another castle.
Peach: Give me 100 coins and I'll give you a 1up!
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: Kairon on October 26, 2007, 03:34:36 PM
Yoshi: "Yoshi." "Yoshi." "Yoshi." "Yoshi!"
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: NWR_pap64 on October 26, 2007, 05:23:30 PM
Found two more for Kirby and Dedede:
Dedede: Imma chargin mah hammer!
Kirby: I want you inside me!
Title: RE: Good/Funny taunt quotes for characters
Post by: Chile Boy on November 02, 2007, 11:20:04 AM
