Post by: GoldenPhoenix on September 25, 2007, 10:42:17 AM
Kairon is definately a plant funded by 3rd parties pooling their money together to get someone to advertise their games, no matter how terrible.
Evan is a plant from the Cannes Film Festival to advertise independent movies and rip apart big studios.
ShyGuy is a plant from Easter Washington to help form a rebellion to separate from Western Washington
Pro666 is a plant from a secret organization that worships daisy and sacrifices babies with Mario caps on
Ian is a plant from Canada, sent here by the government to sabotage Nintendo in order to obtain world dominance
Mashiro is a plant from yet another secret company that wishes to take down Suda31
Bill isn't really plant, he isn't even a person but a facade created by the anime industry to get people attracted to Lolis
Thatguy is a plant from Ian in order to protect Ian so he can complete his task
EasyCure isn't really a plant but just a normal guy who is in the wrong place at the wrong time
pap is a plant to defend not only Smash but defend bad games as well, so he is also partially funded by 3rd party developers
Smash is the mastermind behind pap!
Pale is actually a mental patient who was hired by NWR to interact with the members and close threads.
Mario is actually an AI computer that responds to ever post sarcastically, it is about to go international soon.
Uncle Bob is a plant from Walmart to brainwash even more customers to shop there, while at the same time fulfilling his own agenda by getting people to use his storage business
Arbok is the official spokesman for Godzilla but has also teamed with Nintendo to hype up Smash Brothers Brawl
Bustin is a plant by the hair industry to give everyone afros.
Vudu is a plant from the Tingle club, where everyone is sexually confused and wants everyone to be that way.
Post by: nickmitch on September 25, 2007, 10:45:32 AM
Enjoy Coca-Cola.
Post by: ShyGuy on September 25, 2007, 10:47:35 AM
Post by: stevey on September 25, 2007, 10:59:26 AM
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Originally posted by: TVman
I'm so not a plant.
Enjoy Coca-Cola.
Pepsi or death!
Post by: Kairon on September 25, 2007, 11:00:27 AM
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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
Kairon is definately a plant funded by 3rd parties pooling their money together to get someone to advertise their games, no matter how terrible.
I operate out of one of UncleBob's storage units.
Post by: Sessha on September 25, 2007, 11:14:24 AM
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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
Mashiro is a plant from yet another secret company that wishes to take down Suda31
Mashiro hasn't been around lately...
you know he's up to no good wherever he is.
And to be a good plant is ease your way into the community and when everyone has let their guard down bombard them with flashing lights and useless catch phrases.
A few more months should be just fine
Post by: nitsu niflheim on September 25, 2007, 11:47:17 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 25, 2007, 12:30:08 PM
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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
Bill isn't really plant, he isn't even a person but a facade created by the anime industry to get people attracted to Lolis
The cuteness...You can't resist it!
Post by: Caliban on September 25, 2007, 12:51:30 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on September 25, 2007, 01:02:33 PM
I'm actually an industry anarchist. I'd destroy Square, Konami, Namco, and Capcom if I had the chance to force them to dissolve.
Post by: bustin98 on September 25, 2007, 01:19:57 PM
Yup, thats what I thought.
I don't even rank to be listed in this pathetic attempt of a post. Even though I'm the only one who's ever posted in GP's MySpace blog.
</sniff>
I'm getting back to work now.
Post by: NWR_pap64 on September 25, 2007, 01:39:03 PM
Who started it? In which forums? Who made the original accusation that Golden's a plant?
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on September 25, 2007, 01:43:51 PM
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Originally posted by: pap64
So, what's the joke here?
Who started it? In which forums? Who made the original accusation that Golden's a plant?
AH IC, avoiding my accusations! Tricky.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on September 25, 2007, 02:38:22 PM
Post by: bustin98 on September 25, 2007, 02:51:00 PM
She was just had so much good stuff to say about Microsoft, and totally ripping on Sony for anything. Plus, she interned at Microsoft. Of course she's not going to bash Nintendo cause:
Its a Nintendo board
and
Microsoft is a secret lover of Nintendo. If Nintendo were to bend over in the shower, Microsoft would be right there to help pick up the soap.
Hence, she's a plant. Ever so slightly altering our perceptions of Sony and Microsoft.
Buy a wig from ThePerm. Its sooo manly.
Post by: vudu on September 25, 2007, 03:10:28 PM
Post by: Crimm on September 25, 2007, 03:36:02 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on September 25, 2007, 03:54:14 PM
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Originally posted by: Crimm
I wish someone paid me.
How much?
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 25, 2007, 04:19:48 PM
Quoteditto >_>
Originally posted by: Caliban
Ah cool, nobody has found out about me yet.
Post by: UncleBob on September 25, 2007, 04:30:51 PM
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Originally posted by: Kairon
I operate out of one of UncleBob's storage units.
What y'all don't know is...
You all are actually operating out of my Storage Units....
That's the crazy twist at the end. My "Storage Units" are rooms at the mental facility, where I'm the doctor and all of you are my patients.
PS: Shop at Wal*Mart.
Post by: NWR_pap64 on September 25, 2007, 05:19:35 PM
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Originally posted by: UncleBobQuote
Originally posted by: Kairon
I operate out of one of UncleBob's storage units.
What y'all don't know is...
You all are actually operating out of my Storage Units....
That's the crazy twist at the end. My "Storage Units" are rooms at the mental facility, where I'm the doctor and all of you are my patients.
PS: Shop at Wal*Mart.
WHAT A TWIST!
Post by: Stogi on September 25, 2007, 05:28:24 PM
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Originally posted by: Bill AurionQuote
Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
Bill isn't really plant, he isn't even a person but a facade created by the anime industry to get people attracted to Lolis
The cuteness...You can't resist it!
You should have seen Bill's avatars 5 years ago.....
Post by: EasyCure on September 25, 2007, 07:27:22 PM
a Pirahna Plant.
Post by: wandering on September 25, 2007, 07:38:04 PM
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Originally posted by: vudu
This thread isn't funny. It had potential, but then Golden Phoenix ruined it by posting.
Hey! Don't be a humor nazi. That's shift key's job.
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 25, 2007, 10:43:16 PM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
You should have seen Bill's avatars 5 years ago.....
Cuteness is not exclusive to lolis... =3
Post by: Svevan on September 25, 2007, 11:02:47 PM
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on September 25, 2007, 11:27:27 PM
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Originally posted by: Svevan
Yeah, you probably like cute little boys too.
Now be nice Evan.
Post by: KDR_11k on September 26, 2007, 03:31:33 AM
