Post by: ThePerm on September 19, 2007, 09:36:22 PM
Alot of comment has been placed on my ability to make great posts. Which I must admit myself has been lately lacking. This has two causes:
1) I am not as up-to-date with my game news as I was in circa 1999-2003
2) I havn't had a working computer in 8 months.
To compensate I have been watching a crapload of movies. So if you want anything insightful from me it is going to have to be on the subjects of:
80s Pop culture
60s B movies
The stopmotion work of Ray Harryhausen & Aardman productions 70s and 80s horror movies
Quenton Tarintino and Robert Rodriguez movies
Greek Mythos and Movies
Anime
Philosophy
Art and Art History
Ancient Civilizations
George Romero movies that are not Zombie movies
Eli Roths movies
Stanley Kubrik movies
Early Nintendo history
Metal Gear Solid 1-4
Resident Evil series
and of course Zelda
Post by: IceCold on September 19, 2007, 09:41:41 PM
Why did Ouranos prevent his children from getting born? (the same reason Kronos swallowed his children)
Which movies similar to "A Clockwork Orange" would you recommend?
Is Pulp Fiction better than Reservoir Dogs?
Why isn't Capcom bringing Resident Evil 5 to Wii?
Why on earth do you play Metal Gear games?
What is is?
Do you like the phrase "Post hoc ergo propter hoc"?
Why is Mario called Mario?
Isn't "Raft of the Medusa" beautiful?
2D Mario > 3D Mario > 2D Zelda = 3D Zelda (this isn't a question)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 19, 2007, 10:00:27 PM
Were they any good? please elaborate...
Post by: Plugabugz on September 19, 2007, 10:17:47 PM
Post by: EasyCure on September 20, 2007, 06:34:15 AM
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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
George Romero made movies that didn't involve Zombies?
Were they any good? please elaborate...
yeah seriously, those were my exact thoughts.
questions for theperm:
1. what are some of your favorite bands from the 80s so, in case i dont have them in my collection already, i can add them to mine.
2. have you ever read george a. romeros original script for the Resident Evil movie? and , if so, What did you think of it? Was it as bad as capcom/sony pictures claimed it to be, should he of been fired?
Post by: ThePerm on September 20, 2007, 06:44:29 AM
feel.
Post by: Spak-Spang on September 20, 2007, 06:50:55 AM
Post by: EasyCure on September 20, 2007, 06:52:40 AM
i never bothered with the second, nor will i for the third becuase the first was so bad
Post by: vudu on September 20, 2007, 07:05:31 AM
Post by: LuigiHann on September 20, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
I watched about half of A Clockwork Orange, then stopped. Convince me to watch the whole thing.
Post by: ThePerm on September 20, 2007, 08:17:18 AM
bands from the 80s
Soft Cell, Tears for Fears, White Snake, Poison...there are so many of them to name. like New Wave and I like Glam and Hair Rock, i like 80s music because all the use of electronic instruments. Lately I like a new band called Black Audio, their song Stiff Kittens sounds like an old 80s song.
Pulp Fiction is great, but man Reservoir Dogs is intense. I think i'v seen Pulp fiction like 20 times, but Reservoir Dogs only like 3. They're my favorite Tarantino movies. If they were played together it would almost be like they were one movie. In other news im pissedo f f that they're releasing the Grindhouse features separately. It5 makes no sense, because neither movie is that great unless paired together.
On Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 5 will probably not appear on the Wii, thats not to say Capcom won't be putting games on the worlds #1 sold system. Wii.
Similar to Clockwork Orange, its hard to say. It has alot going for it, 3 act movie, with a moral overarch. Last night I just watch Citizen Kane and that was pretty kickass. No violent rape scene though. for violent Rape scenes watch Las house on the Left, or The house at the edge of the Park. Just kidding don't watch them for that, watch them for their content and social commentary.
On Metal Gear, My brother won a playstation at graduation night in 1999, since then my friend let me borrow his scratched copy of Metal Gear Solid. I didnt like the game at first, but once i realized the point wasn't to go and kill everything it became a favorite, unfortunately disk 2 was scratched so i never got to finish it. A couple years later Twin Snakes came out and I got to finish it. Unfoprtunately my GCN copy of MGS is either missing or stolen. Which pisses me off to no end. As for other Metal Gear Games, I had a different roommate a couple of years ago who was obsessed with everything Konami, he even collected easter Island heads because of his Gradius obsession. He had MGS2 and when MGS 3 game out we got that. I have a friend with a Playstation 3, and you can be that when MGS4 comeso ut I will be over at his house every day.
Post hoc ergo propter hoc, hmm I seem to recall our professor for english 101 talking about post hoc fallacies all the time, but just because she talked about such thing and she is an educator doesnt mean that by being there in her presence that I absorbed her information.
Jumpan Mario Mario's previous allias resembled Mario Segalli which was Nintendo's new york land lord.
Why did Uranus hate his children so much, because they were impotant, and they conspired to castrate him.
the Raft of Medusa does indeed kick asses, it has been the inspiratin for soem of my artwork.
George A. Romero movies that don't involve zombies. I saw the Crazies that was pretty good. I still need to watch Monkey Shines, Bruiser, I want to see Season of the Withch and a few others. I like Creepshow and Tales from the Darkside, but those both involve Zombies. Pretty soon I will have seen all his film work. I'm wanting to get a better copy of Night of the Living Dead, I was at borders and saw a digitally remastered version that looked pretty good(i have the dollar store version) and it was filled with special features and an Interview with Duane Jones.
Ray Harryhausen did not make King Kong, although he was very inspired by it. He did however make Mighty Joe young whichis pretty muc a knockoff. I havn't seen the original kingh kong in over a decade. I have watched Peterr Jacksons version and i liked it. Its also been ages since I saw the King Kong with Jeff Bridges, but man did the Universal ride kick ass(im not sure, but i heard they tore it down) ;(
Post by: vudu on September 20, 2007, 08:51:05 AM
Post by: ThePerm on September 20, 2007, 09:04:39 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on September 20, 2007, 10:01:48 AM
Post by: Spak-Spang on September 20, 2007, 10:46:27 AM
I have a list of great movies that I won't put myself through again:
The Passion
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Clockwork Orange
those are the 3 on the top of my head.
As for Marvel Zombies...I understand your issue about smart Zombies and I haven't read it either. I have read the Walking Dead or parts of it and that is fantastic, so is Invincible. Both are fun reads. I finished the other day 30 days of Night and that was a great read, but not as scary as people let on. It could be if you let it get in your head though.
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 20, 2007, 01:40:19 PM
Do you know why Falsifiability > Inductionism ?
Post by: Sessha on September 20, 2007, 03:42:17 PM
Also do you watch any foriegn films, that isn't Battle Royale?
Post by: Smash_Brother on September 20, 2007, 04:56:25 PM
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Originally posted by: ThePerm
Alot of comment has been placed on my ability to make great posts. Which I must admit myself has been lately lacking.
When people try to judge you, step on their face and keep walking.
They'll learn to STFU eventually.
Post by: EasyCure on September 20, 2007, 04:58:44 PM
as for the perms reply on 80s music, i'm saddened that you didn't post anything i don't already listen to but glad to know i'm not the only one really into 80s music. some of my french call me a homo for it, whatever.
i haven't seem Bruiser but i believe thats a film with some members of the Misfits in it (as well as some guys from ICP but they suck). I had no idea he directed that, now i really want to watch it. Speaking of george a romero and the Misfits, i believe he directed a music video for their song “Scream” not one of their best songs from that era of their career but pretty good and the video kicks so much ass! check it out on youtube, its like a mini zombie movie.
Post by: bustin98 on September 20, 2007, 05:30:10 PM
I made Septermber 'ThePerm' month. Does it please you?
Marvel Zombies can crawl in a hole with Stan Lee and stay there.
Tears For Fears' Pale Shelter is the most awesome song to come out of the 80s. Along with Def Leppard's Photograph.
Post by: IceCold on September 20, 2007, 05:59:05 PM
Post by: bustin98 on September 20, 2007, 06:38:43 PM
The latest is 'Everybody Wants To Rule The World' as heard on that commercial for a town ran by children. And the cover of 'Shout' = ugh. But I'm not a fan of that song anywho.
The only artist who I think has done exceptionally well with covers is Trent Reznor. Too bad he's never done Tears For Fears. And if anyone is a fan of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus, hunt down the Superstarved album by Gravity Kills. Hands down the best cover of that song anywhere.
Post by: EasyCure on September 21, 2007, 07:51:32 AM
and isnt black audio the "side project" from davey havok and jade pudget (of afi)? i've only recently heard about it but was wondering if it was any good, what would you recommend?
download first, see if i like it? or is it insta-buy stuff?
Post by: vudu on September 21, 2007, 08:03:52 AM
Post by: EasyCure on September 21, 2007, 08:16:27 AM
Post by: ThePerm on September 21, 2007, 07:58:15 PM
Romero did direct that video you guys are speaking of, because he wanted a misfits song in his movie. When I rented The Crazies they had a huge Romero Bio that talked about his upcoming projects, including what became land of the dead(dead reconing was its working title)
Bustin98..thank you for honoring theperm
The Gary Jules version oif Mad World was pretty good, i first heard it on Donnie Darko. Thats how i got to like it. I like the original one, but I can't say I like either better than the other. I like to have multiple takes on the same thing. For instance I have a copy of Night of the Living Dead 68, I just bought Night of the Living dead 90, while I was at borders I saw a better copy of NOTLD thats Romero approved..iand looking at the back it looks like that its a better transfer. Right next to it is a colorized NOTLD..which I would also like to have. Also, as bad as the Night of the Living Dead 3d movie is supposed to be I still want that one too.
my favorite most intense "Zombie" scene is the beggining of 28 weeks later, that was so awesome.
Post by: EasyCure on September 22, 2007, 07:57:20 PM
I can't wait for his next “Dead” project. Speaking of , what are your thoughts on the upcoming Day of the Dead remake? Or remakes in general?
i for one dislike most remakes because i'd rather watch something attempt to be original, but i've made a few exceptions. Dawn of the dead for instance as well as the upcoming Day of the dead films. I gave the recent Halloween a shot because it was trying to add the origins of michael myers evil psyche to the story (though i ended up being disappointed). Also gave The Hills Have Eyes (1) a chance because it was a good b movie that deserved to be retold, though i turned down the sequel because Nick Canon was in it (lol).
Then there are remakes that just tick me off. Bionic Woman, Disturbia, for instance, and i threw a fit when i heard Revenge of the Nerds was supposed to be remade. Luckily that fell through because the movie couldn't of been as funny as the original in this politically correct day and age.
One remake i'm on the fence about it Get Smart. I loved that show when i was a kid and i'm curious to see how the film does.
Post by: EasyCure on September 22, 2007, 08:25:21 PM
Post by: ThePerm on September 23, 2007, 12:09:27 PM
As far as the Political correctness of movies as Easycure puts it...ill agree. Movies are too pussy nowadays to push the boundaries, or as it were to be more real. When I was at the video store I overheard some chick talking to her boyfriend about how horror movies are nothing but torture porn, it was funny because he corrected her and was like "actually, that type of thing has been going on since the 60's" obviously she hasn't seen alot of horror movies, maybe nothing outside that Japanese pg13 fest the Ring cast upon us. Though I'll have to say no movie has ever frightened me psychologically as the Ring has.
also, there is alot of hate in the Resident Evil film series, the fact is the series isnt bad at all, its just that its tied to a great video game series very loosely. If they redid the trilogy and removed all resident evil references and called it Alice in Zombieland than nobody would complain.
Post by: EasyCure on September 23, 2007, 02:27:23 PM
maybe i should watch it again and try not to think of it as a Resident Evil movie and just a movie, but as it stands i still think its pretty bad overall. As far as a movie based on a video game goes... atleast its no House of the Dead. WORST. MOVIE. EVER.
Post by: ShyGuy on September 23, 2007, 02:37:01 PM
Post by: EasyCure on September 23, 2007, 02:52:04 PM
Post by: ThePerm on September 23, 2007, 03:28:33 PM
invaders from mars 53' ill have to watch
invaders from mars 86'
have similar plotlines
I'll agree House of the Dead was the worst movie I ever saw. One wonders however is Uwe Boll a bad director, or does he not care. My mom got me the movie called zombie Nation by Uli Lummel and its in the same territory as House of the Dead. Its probably worse, but iv already classified House of the Dead as worse movie ever and its hard to change that.
Post by: EasyCure on September 23, 2007, 07:15:40 PM
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Post by: ThePerm on September 24, 2007, 09:12:02 AM
much when you could just stream prerendered cinemas off of Cds. just like better graphics doesnt help Sony when none of its games are that fun and Wii games are a blast to play. Sony has ceased to be the leader, suddenly. Its more like a competition between Nintendo and Microsoft instead of Sony and Microsoft as it was in the last generation. Ironic because everyone said Nintendo was going down in the gamecube era. Posting in old threads is like traveling through time with knowledge of the lottery numbers to come.
Post by: King of Twitch on September 25, 2007, 09:34:30 PM
Why do you think nintendo has not used any leverage to get other metal gear solid games ported or remade?
Post by: ThePerm on September 26, 2007, 12:59:24 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on September 26, 2007, 01:01:03 PM
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Post by: Janus on October 03, 2007, 01:52:42 PM
Post by: Crimm on October 03, 2007, 02:15:35 PM
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2007, 12:00:22 PM
Also my brothers nickname is wurm, and thus i was dubbed theperm to rhyme because of my fro. Only 3 people call me perm in real life.
I mostly go by Patter.
Post by: ThePerm on December 25, 2007, 08:42:53 AM
Post by: UncleBob on December 25, 2007, 08:56:13 AM
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Originally posted by: ThePerm
i dare uncle bob to ask me about his nipple!
Dear ThePerm:
Why is it so many people are obsessed with loving my man nipple? I hear there are even weirdos on the internet that practically beg people to ask then questions regarding my man nipple. It's like those people on GameFAQs who start the "Ask me anything about [...]" topics. It's crazy how much time those people spend studying their subject. I fear there may be others on the internet who spend too much time studying my man nipple (anything more than 5 hours a week is over the limit folks!). Mr. ThePerm, what should I do about crazy internet stalkers who just can't get enough of my man nipple?
Post by: ThePerm on December 25, 2007, 11:52:27 AM
Another strategy would be to flood the net with another nipple hoping that this nipple eclipses yours in popularity thus putting your nipple into obscurity.
unclebob asked a great question, and raises a good point. I don't think we should limit our discussion on the above listed material. Ask me ANYTHING
Vincent Prince once said "A man who limits his interests limits his life."
speaking of Vincent Price
Did anyone watch I am Legend starring Will Smith. I thought it was pretty good. The next day after watching I am Legend I decided to look up The Last Man starring Vincent Price a previous adaptation of the book I am Legend. I found out they had it at wal-mart for only a dollar. Great movie, but godamn Digiview, there are audio clips missing from the movie and its a horrible transfer. Wish they would spend time remastering it. When I get back to Tucson after xmas break i'm going to check out The Omega Man with Charlton Heston, which is another adaptation of I am Legend.
Post by: Stogi on December 25, 2007, 12:42:36 PM
Hilarious reply
Dear ThePerm:
Where's Ian?
Post by: ThePerm on December 25, 2007, 05:23:37 PM
Post by: EasyCure on December 26, 2007, 03:40:32 AM
aslo, this is will smith in another movie with a ton of CGI characters, do you think its possible he doesnt get along with other actors and demands that the majority of the cast be animated?
also, how was your xmas?
Post by: ThePerm on December 26, 2007, 05:34:13 AM
xmas was great. I got metroid prime corruption, resident evil umbrellla chronicles, and Zelda: phantom hourglass. I got a bunch of dvds. 28 weeks later, Hostel 2, 1408
Flight of the living dead has my approval. I will go to the video store to go buy notld 3d, hopefully it will have its 3d glasses. It is supposed to come with 4 pairs.
next question.
Post by: EasyCure on December 26, 2007, 06:59:59 AM
speaking "the dead" movies, i saw one at circuit city that i just had to buy becuase of how bad i new it was going to be, and it delievered: Gangs of the Dead. Ever seen it?
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on December 26, 2007, 08:52:13 AM
Post by: ThePerm on December 26, 2007, 10:45:25 AM
Haven't seen Gangs of the dead. As much as i like Zombie movies I sometimes avoid what look like C fair. However, because you said something I will check it out.
Next Question
Post by: ShyGuy on December 26, 2007, 11:08:42 AM
Post by: ThePerm on December 26, 2007, 11:30:06 AM
Post by: ThePerm on December 26, 2007, 03:42:26 PM
If the characters knew about Zombies they would do way better against them. The word Zombie should never be used in a Zombie movie, unless promptly criticized. "Don't use the Zed word!"
Post by: ShyGuy on December 26, 2007, 03:58:04 PM
Post by: ThePerm on December 26, 2007, 04:40:56 PM
Romero Zombie:
Dead, Lumbering, Mindless, Cannibalistic, Viral
Russo Zombie
Dead, Lumbering, stupid and hungry, Cannibalistic, Viral
Snyder Zombie
Dead, Kenyan Fast, Mindless, Cannibalistic, Viral
Boyle Zombie
Living but infected, quick or slow, Mindless, murderously violent, Viral
Mikami Zombie
Dead and mutating, Lumbering, Mindless, Cannibalistic, Viral
Classic pre-romero Zombie
Totally Random, depends on individual movie
Voodoo
A mindless SLAVE, who has arisen from the grave, in reality is poisoned by a chemical which creates undead-like
symptoms. Partly related to the Vampire mythos, partly real. Giving someone Tetrodotoxin and giving them a
dissociative drug.
Revanents
Dead, Lumbering, Cannibalistic, to some extent Viral
Post by: Stogi on December 26, 2007, 05:19:55 PM
hahaha, you should have seen my boy!
Does that count:"?
Post by: ThePerm on December 27, 2007, 05:48:37 AM
next question
Post by: Stogi on December 27, 2007, 09:18:37 AM
. It's all about the science now. Like whats the THC percentage? (15% normal dank; 30+% absolutely ridiculous; 99% "the essence")I was talking about a drug inducing zombie like effects......
Does that count? Is it possible to get so high that you act like a lumbering zombie?
Post by: ShyGuy on December 27, 2007, 09:30:53 AM
Post by: ThePerm on December 27, 2007, 09:56:24 AM
I have pondered the relationship to zombies and getting high. One time i saw this movie call camp fire tales, they got this crazy pot from some dude and they smoked it until they became zombies. Return of the Living Dead:Rave from the Grave has this as the premise. You take Trioxin as a drug, but the more you take the more zombie like you become.
Zombie is a very flexable word, its more of a state of mind; that it is the definition. To be a zombie is to be mindless, thats my definition. IE you could be spaced out at work and lumber around like a zombie, only a good shaking would get you out of that state. Drugs, especially dissociative ones would bring you to this state the easiest. I really hate it when i hear zombies talking and having conversations in movies, because if their talking then their not zombies. They may be undead cannibals, but if they talk than they can't be zombies. One movie that pissed me off in particular was Zombie nation, that movie was so frickin stupid. The zombies banded together and were like "Maybe we should start a zombie nation". I was like godamn Uli Lumell. Ghouls can talk, i give my exception to the Return of the Living dead series, because for the most part their logic is turned off and while they talk they are driven by their need to eat brains. Thier desire is so simplistic that it rules their whole being making them mindless.
next question
Post by: Stogi on December 27, 2007, 11:36:29 AM
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Power drill is the greatest high ever, just tape down the trigger, position your temple and go to town! You could be a lumbering zombie for life! How sweet would that be?
Jesus, I didn't know you were such a prude.
Post by: ThePerm on December 28, 2007, 12:51:14 PM
Post by: ThePerm on December 29, 2007, 06:42:01 PM
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Originally posted by: EasyCure
I missed everything about "flight of the dead" what is that?
speaking "the dead" movies, i saw one at circuit city that i just had to buy becuase of how bad i new it was going to be, and it delievered: Gangs of the Dead. Ever seen it?
Was at Hollywood video and they have a buy 2 get 2 free dvd deal, so i got gangs of the dead. Rented Fido, which was GREAT
Post by: Plugabugz on December 29, 2007, 10:46:41 PM
Post by: ThePerm on December 30, 2007, 03:43:12 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on December 30, 2007, 04:14:59 AM
Post by: ThePerm on December 30, 2007, 06:48:17 AM
I was watching Robin Hood Men in Tights yesteday, and I have to say Cary Elwes needs to do alot more whimsical fantasy movies. He's great in them. I hope he's not too old.
speaking of Fido theres a point in the movie where the characters are like
suddenly jar with severed head glows
Robinson: Whats that
Bottoms: Thats my first kill
Robinson
hBottoms: He's my Uncle Bob
need to get a screen cap
Post by: ThePerm on January 17, 2008, 03:26:49 PM
The professor hates all horror films after the early 1960s, he bashed A Clockwork Orange...ugh. It pains me to read his book. On the other hand I like his lectures. He's quite funny.
Post by: EasyCure on January 21, 2008, 08:15:59 AM
Who cares?
-EasyCure (bad day)
Post by: ShyGuy on January 21, 2008, 10:37:13 AM
Post by: EasyCure on January 21, 2008, 10:46:50 AM
cuz it was based on a video game.
Post by: Plugabugz on January 21, 2008, 11:02:41 AM
Post by: ThePerm on January 21, 2008, 02:19:44 PM
I call it Alice in Zombieland
British Scifi
The X-files and Sliders destroy your notion, current scifi favors the Brits, but in the long run its pointless to compare.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 21, 2008, 03:05:44 PM
Which question do you find more personal?
Do you butt plunge your wife...?
or
Who are you going to VOTE for President in 2008...?
*This question has been brought to you by Dave Chappelle*
Post by: ThePerm on January 21, 2008, 04:25:44 PM
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on January 21, 2008, 04:32:53 PM
Post by: EasyCure on January 22, 2008, 01:33:24 AM
Post by: EasyCure on January 22, 2008, 01:36:25 AM
what is this Mafia im always hearing about? How do you play? is it any fun? or is there just really nothing to discuss in the forums?
Post by: Sister Mary LeFever on January 22, 2008, 03:37:08 AM
If you put a laser sight on a laser rifle, does that make it double-barreled?
-Sister Mary LeFever
Post by: bustin98 on January 22, 2008, 06:12:55 AM
How do you keep your skin so silky smooth?
Sincerely,
ThePerm's Mom
Post by: ShyGuy on January 22, 2008, 08:25:06 AM
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Originally posted by: Sister Mary LeFever
Dear ThePerm,
If you put a laser sight on a laser rifle, does that make it double-barreled?
-Sister Mary LeFever
This made me LOL
Post by: ThePerm on January 22, 2008, 07:00:50 PM
2 weeks ago my friends and I went to a pistol shooting range, im happy to say i didn't do horribly.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 22, 2008, 07:28:34 PM
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Originally posted by: ThePerm
i don't have a wife...and for president...its a real mixed bag, I hate the party system, but the dems are looking really good by now. Its hard to say, i don't want to vote for a primary because that means i'm voting for a party. If i don't, however chances are the biggest douche bag ever on either side might get to the nomination.
But you didn't answer my question.
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Which question do you find more personal?
Do you butt plunge your wife...?
or
Who are you going to VOTE for President in 2008...?
Post by: ThePerm on January 25, 2008, 07:38:42 AM
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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1Quote
Originally posted by: ThePerm
i don't have a wife...and for president...its a real mixed bag, I hate the party system, but the dems are looking really good by now. Its hard to say, i don't want to vote for a primary because that means i'm voting for a party. If i don't, however chances are the biggest douche bag ever on either side might get to the nomination.
But you didn't answer my question.Quote
Which question do you find more personal?
Do you butt plunge your wife...?
or
Who are you going to VOTE for President in 2008...?
I answered that question like a politician, I find it funny that there are rules against political discussions on something called a forum. Technically were always talking about politics. Gaming politics. 3 consoles is like a 3 party system. Different games that come out are like candidates.
Back to your question, I don't know which is more offensive Butt Plunging the women i might marry or letting the intentions of our forefathers be corrupted.
Post by: wandering on January 25, 2008, 11:35:15 AM
What do you think of Ikea?
Post by: ThePerm on January 25, 2008, 05:14:32 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on January 25, 2008, 08:27:46 PM
Post by: ThePerm on January 29, 2008, 08:54:39 AM
?
Post by: ThePerm on February 09, 2008, 03:18:18 PM
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 09, 2008, 03:32:52 PM
And of what you are reading, which in your opinion would make great movies, television shows, or too perfect in their current form?
Post by: ThePerm on February 09, 2008, 04:05:26 PM
World War Z
Y-the last Man
Beyond Illusion and Doubt-a book i grabbed from a Hare Krishna
you see there are these Hare Krishna's on campus, they have gotten better about being transparent. Iskon is an evangelical sect of hinduism. Anyways. You'll walking around anywhere in Tucson. Suddenly a little Indian guy will walk up to you and put a book in your hand saying that the book is free. Now i don't ever refuse free stuff, but here is what happens. They tell you its free, but they ask for a nominal donation, I never have cash on me..its the debit age. Usually, one party asks for monetary compensation in exchange for goods then that means its not free. This time one of them came up to me and he had a British accent. He did his routine and as always he snatches the book out of my hand when I don't have cash. 2 days later the same guy comes up, puts the book in my hand and is like its free, i with the book in my hand take 3 steps back and yell "oh its free thanks!", he starts to say the donation bit, but i go "I know, i know", but then he lets me have it. Saying "will you read it", I tell him yes and go on my way.
So far reading the book, it doesn't sit well with my philosophy. There are holes in its logic, but because I started reading the book, i went and looked up the wikipedia article on the Bhagavad Gita, the source document for the book and I have to say the plot line is pretty cool.
In fact I would say the whole plot line of Wind Waker(and thus Twilight Princess) is based on the Bhagavad Gita, which might explain the appearance of the fairies.
more on question 2 later
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 10, 2008, 07:33:56 AM
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Post by: ThePerm on August 11, 2008, 12:57:12 PM
and i need to start working on my Halloween costume, im going to be an alien, and look frickin crazy
Post by: nickmitch on August 11, 2008, 01:14:34 PM
Post by: EasyCure on August 11, 2008, 02:02:20 PM
The Joker.
If i was better at stage make-up i'd love to recreate Two Face as portrayed in TDK but you know there will be a ton of guys doing it (probably with cheap pre-made costumes).
As you can tell by my avatar i like doing the Zombie thing for halloween. I've been experimenting with stage make up for a few years now and last year was the first time i ever brought pre-made prosthetics into the act (the cheek bone on the right and if you look carefully at the right side of my mouth i have a torn lip effect.)
i think this year i'll just do something more elaborate. Not sure how i feel about using prosthetics again, i might go for a more DIY thing. I have this idea of having guts spilling out by using colored condoms filled with goo. Lol we'll see if i can work that out.
Post by: Spak-Spang on August 11, 2008, 02:34:58 PM
Personally, I think Liz, Abe, or Hellboy would be fun if you can pull it off with makeup.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on August 11, 2008, 02:37:43 PM
Post by: EasyCure on August 11, 2008, 04:13:14 PM
If you are going to do the Batman thing, I would do Commissioner Gordon, easier to pull off, and not one of the main 3 that will be reproduced everywhere.
Personally, I think Liz, Abe, or Hellboy would be fun if you can pull it off with makeup.
I wasn't serious about wanting to dress up like Two-Face, but i would love to try my hand at acheiving that look but i dont think i'm that good with effects makeup. Even if i could get the textures right i'd never get the eye down the way they did it (for obvious reasons).
Who the hell wants to dress up like the commis. anyway?
i don't like Fad costumes anyway, it takes away the uniqueness of halloween.
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 11, 2008, 04:26:23 PM
i'll tell you what NOT to be:
The Joker.
Not even Nurse Joker? Because that's what a friend of mine is doing! :tpg:
Post by: EasyCure on August 11, 2008, 07:31:28 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on August 11, 2008, 08:04:08 PM
Post by: EasyCure on August 11, 2008, 09:27:09 PM
Invest in purple trench-coats NOW.
already did that when the Willy Wonka remake came out
Post by: ThePerm on August 12, 2008, 02:48:16 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/measjoker.jpg)
i'm not going to be joker this year though, im going to be something more mars attacks meets predator
hmm, i could be an evil ronald mcdonald
hmm willy wonka
(http://www.tetrametrics.com/theperm/Images/GameRooms/AlexNew/wonkas2.jpg)
Post by: EasyCure on August 12, 2008, 03:28:02 PM
Post by: ThePerm on August 15, 2008, 02:22:30 PM
Post by: EasyCure on August 15, 2008, 02:46:31 PM
Post by: Stogi on August 15, 2008, 04:02:14 PM
I'm going as a African shaman, with nothing but a grass skirt, mask, and pointy stick. It's going to be hilarious, especially when I'll yell absurd tribal chants.
Post by: nickmitch on August 15, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 15, 2008, 07:38:21 PM
Post by: ThePerm on August 17, 2008, 05:20:38 PM
So insecure.....ugh
I'm going as a African shaman, with nothing but a grass skirt, mask, and pointy stick. It's going to be hilarious, especially when I'll yell absurd tribal chants.
not so much insecurity as more like wanting to do the joker justice
Post by: Spak-Spang on August 17, 2008, 10:01:52 PM
Post by: ThePerm on August 19, 2008, 05:18:20 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on August 20, 2008, 03:28:18 AM
Post by: ThePerm on August 21, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on August 21, 2008, 08:43:14 PM
Post by: ThePerm on September 10, 2008, 04:15:37 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=411026262
Post by: ThePerm on October 27, 2008, 09:01:51 PM
I was a zombie on Friday, luckily I got cured
a photo
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/IMG_2703.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/IMG_2730-1.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/IMG_2727-1.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/IMG_2728-1.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/IMG_2739-1.jpg)
video (im not in them, as a zombie, i still operated my camera just fine)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riUrG4iMH5s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ic4XtzrOk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIE-HGRrfA check this one for the crazy hippie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvxDejNt1vU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smxZhFphs28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kENiVPU0YoA
Post by: EasyCure on October 27, 2008, 09:46:47 PM
Post by: ThePerm on November 13, 2008, 11:00:27 PM
just watrched return to sleepaway camp, was pretty good if you liked the first one
filled with tension
Post by: ThePerm on January 28, 2009, 11:12:12 PM
I could probably be Joker this year(since i lost some weight...but too many people will) Might go for the Riddler though...my own take.
or John Dillinger...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 04, 2009, 10:58:40 PM
Post by: ThePerm on March 04, 2009, 11:10:51 PM
Post by: Mop it up on March 05, 2009, 08:16:15 PM
Where does the Nintendo 64 rank in terms of your favourite systems?
Post by: ThePerm on March 05, 2009, 08:50:03 PM
#1 Nintendo 64
#2 NES
#3 Gamecube
#4 Dreamcast
#5 Atari Jaguar
#6 Sega Saturn
#7 Playstation
#8 Sega Genesis
#9 xbox 360
#10 ps3
#11 Wii
thats where the list ends
Super Nintendo is not on the list because i never had one, wish i did, i played several games on emulator, but i never owned one.
my brother had both a ps3 and a 360 so i enjoyed them Wii is at 11 because while as good as it is i'm not enjoying it right now. actually its easier to make lists of consoles that are old than new
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 05, 2009, 09:00:32 PM
Post by: ThePerm on March 06, 2009, 01:00:05 AM
i don't want any form of encephalitis
i think I'd be a scientist
Post by: Plugabugz on March 06, 2009, 06:03:16 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on March 06, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
Post by: EasyCure on March 09, 2009, 03:33:15 PM
Shaun of the Dead is the greatest zombie film of all time. You agree? Great. Discuss.
Any time i hear "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen i remember that one scene and wish i was beating someone (prefferably a zombie) in time with the song. Classic.
Post by: ThePerm on March 09, 2009, 06:49:39 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on April 02, 2009, 04:21:46 PM
Post by: Stratos on April 02, 2009, 04:31:14 PM
Which type of zombie do you recommend as a pet? My parents finally gave in and said I could have one for my birthday. Which would be the best and where do you recommend I get it from?
Thanks for your time and thought,
Sincerely,
Excited Kid
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 02, 2009, 05:00:20 PM
Why did you bork your computer?
Regards.
Post by: Mop it up on April 02, 2009, 05:43:40 PM
Post by: ThePerm on April 02, 2009, 07:28:26 PM
Ubuntu,
stratos
this documentary has all the information you need on acquiring a pet zombie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/
ningurl
...i have no idea what the problem is. I activated java so i could play java risk, i never trusted IE because they've never been trustable. However I had to use it to watch netflix until recently. Didn't hear of the IE tab till today.
mop it up
Very important, its working for this guy
http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season_8/adam_lambert/
personally that haircut makes me want to punch him, but he changed it. So, now i don't.
Post by: Stogi on April 02, 2009, 07:34:04 PM
Is God black?
~KYS
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 02, 2009, 07:50:52 PM
Perm,& Jesus & Santa Claus too?
Is God black?
~KYS
Post by: Stratos on April 02, 2009, 09:11:10 PM
Perm,
Is God black?
~KYS
Reminds me of a joke,
Boy: "Dad, is God black or white?"
Dad: "He's both son"
Boy: "Dad, is God a man or woman?"
Dad: "He's both son"
Boy thinks this over and asks: "Dad, is God Michael Jackson?"
Quote from: ThePerm
stratosI loved the trailer to this, I need to see it.
this documentary has all the information you need on acquiring a pet zombie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/
Post by: Mop it up on April 02, 2009, 10:51:03 PM
mop it upHm, interesting.
Very important, its working for this guy
http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season_8/adam_lambert/
personally that haircut makes me want to punch him, but he changed it. So, now i don't.
Here's a not-so-unrelated folow-up question: What do you think of a woman with really short hair, or completely bald?
Post by: Spinnzilla on April 02, 2009, 11:55:49 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 03, 2009, 12:20:13 AM
Post by: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 01:50:17 AM
I like girls with a pixie cut, and i loved Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta. However if your going to be bald you better have sexy eyebrows.
Spinzilla
thats simple load your men in Yakutsk, Mongolia, Siberia, and Ural. slowly attack neighbouring territories and at the end of the turn fortify the adjacent territory you attacked from. Don't forget to collect your card. Constantly build up your territory and make an alliance with whoever took over Australia. Allow them to attack from Siam to India to the middle east. When they reach the point when they are about to take over africa, than attack from Ural to Ukraine. Likely your ally will turn on you from Ukraine. What they don't realize is they are probably still weak in Siam. Turn in your cards and take over Australia. After this take over Japan and Alaska. Likely the next person youll be dealing with has South America and a good foothold in North America. They have likely mostly obliterated the original holder of North America. Take out that person and take their cards. They will likely have more than enough cards for you to take over the rest of the world before escalation. Now its up to you to figure out how to conquer the rest of the world.
Post by: Stratos on April 03, 2009, 02:17:34 AM
Do you prefer classic Risk, Castle Risk or Risk 2210 AD with the nukes home rule?
Post by: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 02:30:50 AM
I love Risk! My brother in a drunken rage punched me in the face once because we were arguing over the rules in Risk 2210 AD. I was right of course and he apologized the next day. I played on a castle risk board, but not castle risk rules. We attempted to play lord of the rings risk but it was frustrating because the font is hard to read. Between my brother and I we have like 7 or so different risk versions. When I was in college my room mates and I played pretty much nightly for a couple weeks on and off for a semester. We have the new Risk, but have yet to play it.
Kashogi Y Stogi
God is Black and is a women, her name is Oprah
Jesus probably looked like anywhere from this guy
http://www.heyokamagazine.com/AghoriSadhuVaranasi.jpg
to this one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HolyBusinessman.jpg
Santa Clause is from Myra, Turkey...no really
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Nick
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 03, 2009, 02:39:17 AM
Scientist have recently (in the west) used stem cells to enlarge womens breast naturally(real fake breast lol) & lower stomach fat in the process.
Do you think this is a procedure that can be replicated to enlargening a womans ass too? (i think the Japanese have been doing both of these for years)
p.s. When do you think they will do something similar for men only involving the penis?
Post by: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 02:44:06 AM
as far as the penis goes, I'm quite satisfied with my own penis size and don't think of such things. Then again by logic the same thing might happen, but its once again hard to say what dick cells will do over time.
oh and back to the virus, i remember now, i tried to download Religulous, and thats when i got virtumonde
Post by: EasyCure on April 03, 2009, 08:45:27 AM
its hard to say, i can't imagine that sort of thing lasting long naturally. The procedure would have to be done over and over again because the women's body would change based on her predisposition genetically for small ass. On the other hand its hard to say what displaced ass cells will do,
as far as the penis goes, I'm quite satisfied with my own penis size and don't think of such things. Then again by logic the same thing might happen, but its once again hard to say what dick cells will do over time.
oh and back to the virus, i remember now, i tried to download Religulous, and thats when i got virtumonde
that made me LOL for about 5 mins
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 03, 2009, 08:46:50 AM
Post by: Stogi on April 03, 2009, 09:53:48 AM
is shaving your balls important?
~Ky
Post by: bustin98 on April 03, 2009, 11:23:19 AM
Post by: EasyCure on April 03, 2009, 01:44:43 PM
Quote
Proportionaly, it makes everything look.. grander
Post by: Stogi on April 03, 2009, 03:11:11 PM
Why do people like pudding pops?
~KyS
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 03, 2009, 03:22:01 PM
Perm,
Why do people like pudding pops?
~KyS
That's in the wrong thread, it should be in Ask TYP's Bill Cosby Impression.
Post by: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 04:12:14 PM
If i were a delicious hotdog and hungyry i would commit harakari!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi-5vKqWc_I
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
KYS
on pudding pops
Why wouldn't people like Pudding Pops? People like pudding, and they like fruity and chocolaty stuff when its frozen.
on shaving balls
You should at least try it once, although in some people's cases according to my brother it may be an unrealized lifelong decision.
As the mad ball itching which occurs upon regrowth cessates upon reshaving. GOD I have no idea how I got into that conversation with my brother.
Post by: Stogi on April 03, 2009, 04:15:26 PM
Baby powder, my friend; it's not just for babies.
Post by: Stratos on April 03, 2009, 04:20:37 PM
Every man should shave his balls at least once in his life.
This is madness!
Post by: Stogi on April 03, 2009, 04:23:19 PM
(http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/king%20leonidas%20pretty%20pissed.jpg)
Post by: vudu on April 03, 2009, 04:29:12 PM
Post by: Stratos on April 03, 2009, 04:31:21 PM
Post by: Stogi on April 03, 2009, 04:46:32 PM
King Leonidas so does not shave his balls.
Well sure, I just thought it fit.
Girls like them shits as smooth as eggs
Post by: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 05:12:46 PM
Post by: bustin98 on April 03, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
'Leonidas, your wit is sharp, your muscles tone, and your balls reflect the sun in a majestic manner. We are humbled to call you King.' ~ sooth sayers
Post by: Stogi on April 03, 2009, 05:59:16 PM
a man makes a girl want to deal with it, im pretty sure Leonidas's wife would never ask him to shave his balls.
I'm just saying, if you've never had the pleasure of being pleasured in that manner, then you can't hate on me when I groom myself in order to make it more appropriate and more enticing.
"Excuse me miss, but do ya suck balls?"
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 03, 2009, 06:07:18 PM
Post by: Mop it up on April 03, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
Post by: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 08:06:01 PM
a man makes a girl want to deal with it, im pretty sure Leonidas's wife would never ask him to shave his balls.
I'm just saying, if you've never had the pleasure of being pleasured in that manner, then you can't hate on me when I groom myself in order to make it more appropriate and more enticing.
"Excuse me miss, but do ya suck balls?"
true true, but you missing my point. Its easy for the average joe to shave their stuff for the ladies. I know the last girl who took care of me didn't like body hair anyway, but she still took care of me. Now if I was smart I would have shaved ahead of time and i might have gotten it all the time instead of a once over. It would have been a better experience for her. On the other hand if your king Leonidas, your king Leonidas. Now he's a real man. Some girls like the rugged burly type and will do anything for them, but some girls won't. I had a girl once that loved my body hair, so in contrast to the girl who didn't. Its hard to know what they want when they're not all the same. Its really hard to say whether Leonidas shaves his southern regions. He has a completely hairless waxed chest, but he has a fucking ridiculous beard. Its a weird sort of balance.
on another note I took a class on the history of 19th Century French Paintings
heres is a painting by Jacques-Louis David done around 1814
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jacques-Louis_David_004.jpg
and a greek statue of a warrior hero made around 5th century B.C.E.
http://employees.oneonta.edu/farberas/arth/Images/109images/greek_archaic_classical/sculpture/riace_warrior.jpg
mop it up
i had to severely edit my post to make it inuenduous rather than explicit.
Post by: Stogi on April 04, 2009, 03:05:35 PM
Perm,
Should we remember, remember the 5th of November?
~KyS
Post by: Stratos on April 04, 2009, 05:59:57 PM
Such a serious tone. This **** is ridiculous! hehe
Perm,
Should we remember, remember the 5th of November?
~KyS
The gunpowder treason and plot! ;D
(http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww295/SuperStratos/images.jpg)
Post by: ThePerm on April 06, 2009, 03:14:18 AM
March 5th - Boston Massacre
March 27th- ThePerm and Quentin Tarantino were born
April 30th - George Washington takes office
June 6th - D-day
July 4th - Signing of the declaration of independance
September 11th -newer terrorist attack
November 5th -very early terrorism
December 7th -poorly reasoned pre-meditated attack
December 20th - south carolina succeeds
Post by: ShyGuy on April 06, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
Post by: ThePerm on April 07, 2009, 11:54:09 AM
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 12:26:49 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 07, 2009, 01:40:37 PM
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 02:06:09 PM
Perm, what are your Tip 10 favorites(moments and/or threads) of the Funhouse?
Tip 10??
Post by: BeautifulShy on May 09, 2009, 04:10:58 PM
Post by: Spak-Spang on May 09, 2009, 05:12:02 PM
What 5 things would you want during a Zombie infestation?
Post by: ThePerm on May 09, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
your a good poster with interesting thoughts
BlackNmild
1 Convincing you the joke thread should have the name "the joke thread" in the ever changing title.
2. Russian threads, the idea was one of the first threads type in the funhouse forums
3. F-zero Mafia, before my suggested mafia section mafia games were in the funhouse
4. Zombie Crisis, i made a game up that was overly complicated based on mafia, it should be moved over there. One day it will be resurrected and played again with better rules. Hopefully with not me as the game master
5. ---more thought
maxi
to stay alive in mafia, don't be a target. In the last mafia game i was super quiet, it basically pegged me as mafia, but because i wasn't thought of at all I was out of sight out of mind. Mop it up got hit simply because we didnt have any townie roles pegged. I was like who should i eliminate? Rather than look at the list of townies, i just picked the first one that came to mind. Later i would just eliminate more experienced players.
spak spang
my brother lives in South Korea, he'll report to me, ill report to you.
check out his photos
5 things to have during a zombie attack
1 Food and Water
2 a shotgun - slow loading but effective long distance
3 a pistol - faster loading but not as much umph
4 a spear - long distance for when ammo runs out
5 a sword or axe - short distance
Post by: UncleBob on May 09, 2009, 09:38:51 PM
Will you please come and mow my yard on a regular basis? I don't like to do it.
Thanks.
Post by: ThePerm on May 09, 2009, 11:14:36 PM
Post by: Mop it up on May 10, 2009, 06:38:31 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 10, 2009, 08:15:51 PM
Do you hate me because I'm beautiful?No evidence of the first part and we're gonna need visual proof of the second.
Post by: Stratos on May 10, 2009, 08:27:56 PM
4. Zombie Crisis, i made a game up that was overly complicated based on mafia, it should be moved over there. One day it will be resurrected and played again with better rules. Hopefully with not me as the game master
I'll host it after my Eternal Darkness mafia game. My World Ends With You game hit some hitches in planning so I might save it for a long while later. Plus a zombie-mafia game sounds like a lot of fun. I already have some great ideas regarding how it could play. PM me if you wish to collaborate on it.
Do you hate me because I'm beautiful?No evidence of the first part and we're gonna need visual proof of the second.
Pix? ;)
Post by: Mop it up on May 10, 2009, 08:44:21 PM
Sorry, but I learned long ago not to post pictures of myself on the Internet. You're just going to have to take my word on it.Do you hate me because I'm beautiful?No evidence of the first part and we're gonna need visual proof of the second.
Post by: bustin98 on May 10, 2009, 11:35:28 PM
Post by: EasyCure on May 11, 2009, 11:03:53 AM
I imagine you won't be going Uncle Bob's route . . .
Hairy female man-nipples?!!?!?
Post by: Stogi on May 14, 2009, 08:13:32 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 14, 2009, 10:42:42 PM
Post by: ThePerm on May 15, 2009, 02:55:49 AM
Post by: EasyCure on May 15, 2009, 09:53:01 AM
Is the icky really sticky?
Post by: nickmitch on May 15, 2009, 12:35:44 PM
Post by: Stratos on May 15, 2009, 03:41:26 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 15, 2009, 04:27:28 PM
p.s. don;t reply with a yes or no, reply with just a pic, that is all.
Post by: Stogi on May 15, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
please, do tell.
ehh maybe later. It's pretty gross.
Stogi,
Is the icky really sticky?
If it isn't sticky, it isn't really icky.
If my green tea were extra green, how would I feel after drinking it?
Great and full of life. I had some in Amsterdam and I was literally skipping down the street I was so happy.
What does the 'Y' in your name stand for?
Nothing really. One of my middle names is Yousif, but that's not the real reason either...Honestly, the only thing it doesn't stand for is "and". It's not spanish! Really, I thought it just made my name flow better, plus the acronym is pretty hilarious.
Post by: ThePerm on May 22, 2009, 05:29:31 AM
Kashogi taking over the thread fails, ThePerm Returns
You can't ask that of thePerm. The 'Ask thePerm' thread has morphed into something else and I don't think he is accepting questions anymore.
Its a shame too cause I had to ask if he could send more of that creme he sent. I ran out already.
6 more jars of cream coming, freshly squeezed. :P
Post by: bustin98 on May 22, 2009, 09:06:48 AM
LOL
(Classy man, real classy)
Isn't Stogi off to Hawaii or something?
Post by: EasyCure on May 22, 2009, 09:18:09 AM
Yes! Thank you! ;)
LOL
(Classy man, real classy)
Isn't Stogi off to Hawaii or something?
Thats a question better suited for Stogi, but i'm sure that Perm's back in charge here he'll be able to answer that.
Post by: ThePerm on May 22, 2009, 04:12:39 PM
Kashogi will inform me around the same time he infroms everybody else, but i think he is going to Hawaii. Hopefully he will enlighten us on his exploits through the land of pu pu.
Post by: EasyCure on May 24, 2009, 04:05:18 PM
EasyCure
Kashogi will inform me around the same time he infroms everybody else, but i think he is going to Hawaii. Hopefully he will enlighten us on his exploits through the land of pu pu.
he doesn't like the brown sands of pu pu, he strictly likes the pink beaches. he told me so himself.
Post by: ThePerm on May 25, 2009, 12:53:23 AM
a man makes a girl want to deal with it, im pretty sure Leonidas's wife would never ask him to shave his balls.
I'm just saying, if you've never had the pleasure of being pleasured in that manner, then you can't hate on me when I groom myself in order to make it more appropriate and more enticing.
"Excuse me miss, but do ya suck balls?"
girls do like the clean shaveness, i trimmed myself for my last encounter, and it was a successful counter, I said something similar to the last question so, do you give Ben Johnsons ..i didnt say ben johnson , but unfortunately she said she did not. She did everything else though :D
It was way better this time than the last, i felt like King Leonidas myself. I was sweating like crazy!
I hate shaving though, i'm a hairy dude. Its been 2 days since i shaved, and now im all stubbly and razor bumped. Never shaved my chest till this time, but i tried it, i look way skinnier. I guess i just looked like a gorilla before.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 25, 2009, 03:38:42 AM
girls do like the clean shaveness, i trimmed myself for my last encounter, and it was a successful counter, I said something similar to the last question so, do you give Ben Johnsons ..i didnt say ben johnson , but unfortunately she said she did not. She did everything else though :DWas she a hooker?
Post by: ThePerm on May 25, 2009, 04:58:02 AM
So the total was $22.95
and slanged up for codization
The first move was the arm around the shoulder, the second was her move was the kissing, the third move was hers again was all out tongue war, then my move was an external bolder exam. The phone rang, we took a break, she went to the bathroom. Soon as she got out of the bathroom i mauled her. We started making out harder, i pushed her against the wall and lifted her up, we started scrumping(look it up), my room is right next to the bathroom so i could just sort of push her into my room, my bed is right next to the door, then we just started fooling around more, one thing kept leading to another, it was a good time, we got in all sorts of positions, had to get on the floor cus i got this little twin bed that can't handle all that motion. She met her maker about 5 times(she must have said his name about 500 times), i pre-prepped before she came over and never met mine, but an hour or so worth of rocking and rolling was fun. i was sweating hard and I had to just relax cus i was out of breath. I felt amazing though, like exactly how it felt to beat Ocarina of time. It was good game, that took about a week to beat. It was a tightrope walk though, i knew if I had made some different decisions it wouldn't have turned out as well as it did, but it turned out perfect. Even better than expected. We had a conversation after wards and it was weird i felt like a total player. I think im going to give her a call and see if she wants to finish the movie sometime this week. I don't want a GF though. I've spent about 5 hours with the girl and its cost me 22.95. God knows how much my old GF drained me, and I barely got any satisfaction from her.
Post by: EasyCure on May 25, 2009, 12:33:33 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 25, 2009, 12:54:03 PM
Post by: nickmitch on May 25, 2009, 05:03:11 PM
Post by: Stogi on May 25, 2009, 05:10:49 PM
But were you drunk or something? Maybe your "raincoat" was too small?
Everyone's been there, but not sober!
Post by: ThePerm on May 25, 2009, 07:10:47 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 25, 2009, 07:42:16 PM
One night stands? or ongoing projects?
Post by: ThePerm on May 25, 2009, 07:59:13 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 25, 2009, 08:21:22 PM
Quote
Now that i got the ball rolling though I want to take on more ambitious projects.
like 2 scoops on 1 cone?
Post by: ThePerm on May 25, 2009, 10:01:11 PM
Post by: nickmitch on May 26, 2009, 12:26:29 AM
Post by: ThePerm on May 26, 2009, 12:48:36 AM
Post by: Stogi on May 26, 2009, 01:17:31 AM
YOU NEVER PRE-PREP. Hell, keep that **** to a minimum in general. You'll lose focus more easily and almost always the drive to succeed.
Post by: ThePerm on May 26, 2009, 03:40:41 AM
Post by: EasyCure on May 26, 2009, 10:55:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw2Y1mzZRBk
in the context of this thread i am afraid to check out that video!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 26, 2009, 11:29:51 AM
Fixed it for you."There's something about Mary Scene." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw2Y1mzZRBk)
in the context of this thread i am afraid to check out that video!
Post by: EasyCure on May 26, 2009, 12:24:24 PM
Post by: Spak-Spang on May 26, 2009, 01:54:27 PM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 26, 2009, 01:58:05 PM
Will you be making a a Goat.se film? Who will you cast in it?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 03, 2009, 12:21:44 PM
ThePerm,
Will you be making a a Goat.se film? Who will you cast in it?
The answer to that is Kermit ;D (you remember the pic) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=27928.msg534557#msg534557)
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Q: Perm, when you think about online dating, is this what you have in mind?
(http://i32.tinypic.com/2rzx44n.gif) (http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites)
[click the pic to goto the site]
Post by: RABicle on November 12, 2009, 12:25:50 PM
Answers may not be factual.
maybe some topics if you're struggling for questions could be
(Field) Hockey
Video Games
Politics
Education
Inability to sustain an erection
etc.
Post by: vudu on November 12, 2009, 01:51:11 PM
Post by: RABicle on November 12, 2009, 02:08:37 PM
One common tactic people use to try and appear more awesome is to hang out with lame-os. I strongly advise against this tactic as their lameness will rub off on you. You may feel brief euphoria being the most interesting person around but soon you'll find that they party they held is over by 9:30 pm and you have to stick around another hour to sober up before you can drive home. Imagine the night you could've been having at the pub or even tugging off. I've recently had to jettison some Veterinary Science and Chiropractic Science students from my life as their **** was too pathetic for me.
Post by: vudu on November 12, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
I'll also start hanging out with those meth addicts who hang out on the other side of the tracks. They never go to sleep so there's no worry that the party ending before I do.
Post by: King of Twitch on November 12, 2009, 02:42:50 PM
Post by: ThePerm on November 12, 2009, 04:07:05 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 12, 2009, 04:59:09 PM
i don't think Rabicle is a moderator, which moderator did you get to change the thread name?
Why don't you check and see which mod was first to reply ;)
or to remove all doubt, you can check the first post in the thread :thumbsup;
Post by: vudu on November 12, 2009, 05:00:14 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on November 12, 2009, 06:05:44 PM
I could use another hint.
Post by: ShyGuy on November 12, 2009, 06:08:02 PM
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 12, 2009, 07:56:12 PM
Or which one edited the original post.It was Vudu.
Post by: vudu on November 12, 2009, 08:32:51 PM
Why doesn't Maxi get jokes?
Sincerely,
vudu
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 12, 2009, 09:05:57 PM
How come vudu picks on me every time he gets?
Sincerely,
Maxi
Post by: ShyGuy on November 12, 2009, 09:41:55 PM
Are you regretting having to answer all these idiotic questions?
Dear ThePerm
Are you going to sue vudu for topic violation?
Post by: ThePerm on November 12, 2009, 10:15:55 PM
i love you
Post by: vudu on November 12, 2009, 10:39:28 PM
Dear ThePerm
Are you going to sue vudu for topic violation?
Don't blame me--it was a hostile takeover!
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 12, 2009, 10:46:29 PM
Which you had a hand in.Dear ThePerm
Are you going to sue vudu for topic violation?
Don't blame me--it was a hostile takeover!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 12, 2009, 11:45:32 PM
Post by: RABicle on November 13, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
What's brought you back to NWR all of a sudden and what can bring Infernal back on a regular basis?I dunno. I've been hanging out (with Infernal for that matter) at Aussie-Nintendo under a pseudonym. But they've been pretty lame lately so i thought I'd barge back over here for some cameo posts. I still flick through NWR at least 3 times a week.
i don't think Rabicle is a moderator, which moderator did you get to change the thread name?The one hoping to become more awesome.
Dear Rab, what's the biggest spider you've ever seen in the wild?Ahh! An excellent question. The thing about Australia and spiders is that there really is no distinction between spiders in the wild and spiders in the house. The biggest spider I've ever seen is actually a very common species; the Huntsman Spider, they should be found in subtropical Americas so I hope it's not alien to everyone. I used to have a picture that I used for demonstrative purposes of a Hunstman next to a ruler on the wall above my pillow. I can't seem to find it now :(. But yeah Hunstsman, see them all the time, totally awesome spiders. As a general size guide, make a fist, now imagine a spider is sitting on the back of your hand, his legs would span the whole of the back of your hand.
Dear RabJust gunna ignore the **** ones.
Are you regretting having to answer all these idiotic questions?
Post by: EasyCure on November 13, 2009, 01:51:16 PM
Do you endorse the guy on guy love between shuyguy and theperm?
Dear Rab,
I've got no questions to ask ya, just sayin hey.
Post by: Stogi on November 13, 2009, 03:30:47 PM
Have you ever taken a dump in a movie theater and just waited till someone sat down in it -- just to hear the squish sound? Is that funny to you?
-Stogi
Post by: vudu on November 13, 2009, 04:13:09 PM
What's brought you back to NWR all of a sudden and what can bring Infernal back on a regular basis?I dunno. I've been hanging out (with Infernal for that matter) at Aussie-Nintendo under a pseudonym. But they've been pretty lame lately so i thought I'd barge back over here for some cameo posts. I still flick through NWR at least 3 times a week.
And that pseudonym would be I Am The Wind (http://www.aussie-nintendo.com/forum/member.php?u=1704). Could you have picked a wussier name?
Dear crybabies: It has come to my attention that one of you is easily offended and should probably get a life.
Post by: EasyCure on November 13, 2009, 05:23:56 PM
Post by: vudu on November 13, 2009, 05:25:31 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 13, 2009, 05:28:07 PM
queen?
quail?
OMG the suspense is killing me. WHO IS IT!!!!?
Post by: Dasmos on November 13, 2009, 06:57:41 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on November 13, 2009, 09:04:09 PM
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
Post by: ThePerm on February 02, 2017, 03:31:44 AM
Post by: ThePerm on February 02, 2017, 03:36:08 AM
ill start with the easiest question since im Wii typing. I have read George Romero's Resident evil script and it's pretty good in my opinion, it follows the games alot better than the actual movies do. Despite the movies not following the games, I'm looking forward to the upcoming movie. It has a post Apocalypse <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> feel.
I don't remember reading past the first page of the script, I was full of **** back then. And I couldn't spell.
