Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Sir_Stabbalot on September 10, 2007, 12:11:48 PM
Title: Sanity is for the weak.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on September 10, 2007, 12:11:48 PM
Really, it's such a one-trick pony. Sure, you've got rational thought but then what? But madness, ooh, ooh, the options are sky-high! I was walking down the street today when a large badger tried to mug me fortunately I had my spork on me, and dispatched it easily- but oh, those badgers have friends. Powerful people. Those damn birds kept crapping on my head. So I spent the rest of the day finding their nests and crushing their eggs while shouting vile obscenities about their mothers. Strange how they made their nest in Styrofoam containers in refrigerators, but either way some old woman with an apron started shouting at me and told me to leave but I told her that I was in the in the middle of an important interrogation but she wouldn't listen. I went to grab my spork, but she got a broom and scared me off so I left and grabbed a trashcan before the birds could renew their attack and beat her to death with it then stole this traitor's skin and wore it for an undercover mission but got distracted by this interesting butterfly that landed on some flowers that I then crushed and laughed at for being so fragile. And these women kept pushing these weird roller things that cried when I grabbed them and pushed them down a steep hill to laugh at the woman trying to catch it but then some guys in black and white cars with blinky lights came and started shouting at me so I started crying but then when one walked up to me I stole his gun and shot him and then the others shot me but I shot them too and I started shooting those damn birds before they could start their attack again but ran out of ammo and I went back to smashing the eggs I had missed.
Damn seals.
Title: RE: Sanity is for the weak.
Post by: IceCold on September 10, 2007, 08:06:46 PM
I agree.
Title: RE: Sanity is for the weak.
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 10, 2007, 09:30:23 PM
You aren't insane unless you have pictures...Words are for those that can comprehend!
Title: RE:Sanity is for the weak.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on September 12, 2007, 12:20:37 PM
Quote Originally posted by: IceCold I agree.
Good!
*Hands you a baseball bat with a rusty nail in it while providing no explanation*
Title: RE: Sanity is for the weak.
Post by: Kairon on September 12, 2007, 05:16:23 PM
*sigh*....
/reminisces of good times with Eternal Darkness
Title: RE:Sanity is for the weak.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on September 13, 2007, 08:29:09 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Kairon *sigh*....
/reminisces of good times with Eternal Darkness
More games really need do to implement a sanity feature. ED really did it well, and not many others have tried it. It has so much potential...
Title: RE: Sanity is for the weak.
Post by: King of Twitch on September 13, 2007, 03:15:14 PM
There should be one for the NWR forums, like a rating system for each thread. If someone started posting a lot of non-lucid complaints (PURELY HYPOTHETICAL, WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AT NWR) in a thread full of good tidings of great joy to all people, a poster could vote and give it a quick sanity-down.
