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Title: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
Post by: UncleBob on August 23, 2007, 05:08:51 PM
So my wife gets a new car tonight. 2007 Eclipse.

We drove it home.  It's such a girly car.  Like, everything is curves and bubbles.  I feel like less of a man just from riding in it.  Any men who drive one... wow... I feel sorry for them.
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Post by: Caliban on August 23, 2007, 05:29:43 PM
Rofl, unclebob got pussy-whipped and his balls fell off, got owned by the fugly 2007 eclipse hahahahahahaha...you should have convinced her that a Subaru (any kind, but then again I've got a bias for Subaru) would have been a better deal.  
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Post by: stevey on August 23, 2007, 05:30:12 PM
Pic or it didn't happen!  
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Post by: UncleBob on August 23, 2007, 05:32:21 PM
I don't care what kind of car she gets if she doesn't care how many video games I buy... it's a fair deal.
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Post by: Caliban on August 23, 2007, 05:32:57 PM
Don't push UncleBob for photos, otherwise we will see that dreaded nipple shot once again, and we don't want that, we've been scarred for life.
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Post by: stevey on August 23, 2007, 05:36:57 PM
How do you pay for a new car, billions in games and hardware, and mail order wife on a wal-mart slave salary???      
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Post by: Caliban on August 23, 2007, 05:39:10 PM
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Originally posted by: UncleBob
I don't care what kind of car she gets if she doesn't care how many video games I buy... it's a fair deal.


Touché.
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Post by: bustin98 on August 23, 2007, 06:21:04 PM
First it was nipplegate, next will be sackgate - the image of superglue on sensitive scrotum flesh.

How's that for a photo?
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Post by: nickmitch on August 23, 2007, 06:26:42 PM
Can we never speak of Nipplegate on these forums ever again, please?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 23, 2007, 06:33:36 PM
"My wife just had to glue my balls back on..."

Why didn't she just keep them in her purse like usual?
Did she decide that you might be needing them again at some point?
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Post by: nickmitch on August 23, 2007, 06:34:50 PM
UncleBob Jr. confirmed.
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Post by: Stogi on August 23, 2007, 09:21:57 PM
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Originally posted by: stevey
How do you pay for a new car, billions in games and hardware, and mail order wife on a wal-mart slave salary???


I wondered the same thing.......
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Post by: Bill Aurion on August 23, 2007, 10:49:19 PM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
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Originally posted by: stevey
How do you pay for a new car, billions in games and hardware, and mail order wife on a wal-mart slave salary???


I wondered the same thing.......

You...don't want to know...
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Post by: UncleBob on August 24, 2007, 02:07:24 AM
Believe it or not, Wal*Mart doesn't pay that bad.
Also, my wife works (although we make about the same)... and having no kids helps.
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Post by: Shift Key on August 24, 2007, 02:43:37 AM
You have (had) balls?


I'm calling shenanigans
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on August 24, 2007, 06:06:15 AM
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Originally posted by: UncleBob
Believe it or not, Wal*Mart doesn't pay that bad.
Also, my wife works (although we make about the same)... and having no kids helps.


Yeah but the stereotype is that Walmart doesn't pay you anything! WalMart is supposed to be EVIL.
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Post by: UERD on August 24, 2007, 07:09:06 AM
Not to mention that future kids one through eight have all been claimed by Walmart for their top secret sacrificial altar, where they've made a deal with the forces of Hades for Always Low Prices™.
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Post by: Athrun Zala on August 24, 2007, 03:57:59 PM
wasn't the 2007 Eclipse Pale's previous avatar?
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Post by: UncleBob on August 24, 2007, 05:24:05 PM
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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala
wasn't the 2007 Eclipse Pale's previous avatar?


heh.... finally, someone gets it...
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Post by: Pale on August 28, 2007, 09:18:58 AM
You all totally freaking blow.

Girl car my ass.

My baby says hi...




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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on August 28, 2007, 09:19:54 AM
What exactly makes a car a girl car or a man car?
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Post by: UncleBob on August 28, 2007, 09:20:02 AM
Show a picture of the dashboard...
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Post by: Pale on August 28, 2007, 09:23:34 AM
fine.. hang on.. it's going to be a crappy cell phone pic though =P
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Post by: Pale on August 28, 2007, 09:27:07 AM
Ah nevermind.  I have to reboot to get the pic off and this silly argument isn't worth rebooting.
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Post by: bustin98 on August 28, 2007, 10:40:41 AM
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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
What exactly makes a car a girl car or a man car?


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Post by: UncleBob on August 28, 2007, 03:14:57 PM
Hey Pale...


My wife wants to know if you keep tampons in your glove compartment too....  You know... for your period.  It's what women do.
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Post by: that Baby guy on August 28, 2007, 03:31:07 PM
You can tell the boy cars from the girl cars, because the girl cars look like they really want it.  And they ask you if their butts look big.  
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Post by: Stogi on August 28, 2007, 05:41:03 PM
Wow pale, that looks like a toy. And that's exactly what makes a girl car, a girl car.

Look at a BMW M5 then look at that Eclipse, then you'll get the picture.

Also, new Mazda's are girly cars if you want another example.
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on August 28, 2007, 06:18:25 PM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
Wow pale, that looks like a toy. And that's exactly what makes a girl car, a girl car.

Look at a BMW M5 then look at that Eclipse, then you'll get the picture.

Also, new Mazda's are girly cars if you want another example.


Wait all cars look like toys, they even have toys of them!
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Post by: that Baby guy on August 28, 2007, 06:23:26 PM
Hot Wheels!  Wheelin' Away!
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on August 28, 2007, 06:35:02 PM
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Originally posted by: thatguy
Hot Wheels!  Wheelin' Away!


Oh so witty.
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Post by: Dasmos on August 29, 2007, 04:15:07 AM
I'm doubting it's a Eclipse GT, so yeah it's a girls car.
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Post by: Pale on August 29, 2007, 04:45:27 AM
BMW M5 is not girly because it's overpriced and just screams "I have money and like to play golf!"

Come on.  Sounds like most "guys" just have zero taste to me.
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Post by: Pale on August 29, 2007, 04:47:00 AM
And no, it's not a GT.  4 cylinder manual tranny all the way.  I don't have money to throw away at a premium gas requirement in a 6 cylinder.
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Post by: UncleBob on August 29, 2007, 04:48:24 AM
So... what about those tampons?
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Post by: Caliban on August 29, 2007, 05:21:12 AM
That is one butt ugly car, sorry Pale, but I'm glad tastes diverge.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on August 29, 2007, 05:30:21 AM
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Originally posted by: Pale
And no, it's not a GT.  4 cylinder manual tranny all the way.  I don't have money to throw away at a premium gas requirement in a 6 cylinder.


So it is a man car, but it dresses like a girly car.
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Post by: Shorty McNostril on August 30, 2007, 01:21:41 AM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi


Also, new Mazda's are girly cars if you want another example.


Noooooooooooooo.  The Mazda's are absolutely awesome.  You go for a ride in a 3 MPS and tell me its a girls car...
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 30, 2007, 04:43:23 AM
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Originally posted by: PartyBear
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Originally posted by: Pale
And no, it's not a GT.  4 cylinder manual tranny all the way.  I don't have money to throw away at a premium gas requirement in a 6 cylinder.


So it is a man car, but it dresses like a girly car.


You don't want to see what the manual stick shifter looks like.  
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Post by: bustin98 on August 30, 2007, 06:37:25 AM
Hey, you never know what he might like. After all, he is a 'party bear'.
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Post by: Stogi on September 20, 2007, 03:59:15 AM
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Originally posted by: Shorty McNostril
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi


Also, new Mazda's are girly cars if you want another example.


Noooooooooooooo.  The Mazda's are absolutely awesome.  You go for a ride in a 3 MPS and tell me its a girls car...


The regular mazda3 and mazda6 are girly, mate. Your just going to have to deal with that some day.
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Post by: couchmonkey on September 20, 2007, 06:57:53 AM
If ever there was a bigger group of fanboys on the planet than gamers, it's car lovers.  Reading the comments section of a car blog is like reading an argument between a snobby environmentalist, a member of the KKK, and that kid from high school who always acted like he was hot stuff even though everyone hated him.