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Post by: Mashiro on August 14, 2007, 07:04:16 PM
Not only that . . . IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 14, 2007, 07:13:07 PM
The countdown(up?) starts at 10125 users.
How many of you are feeling lucky?
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 14, 2007, 07:24:27 PM
I wonder how many of those are adbots, users just logging in, or just made up by the awful forum script
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 14, 2007, 07:35:29 PM
What are you all so afraid of? Reveal yourselves!!!!
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Post by: gamersara on August 14, 2007, 07:40:10 PM
what right do you have in ordering lurkers to post? "RABicle told me to post here"
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Post by: 18 Days on August 14, 2007, 07:43:05 PM
I like how in the end, it was I who ordered you.
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Post by: Mashiro on August 14, 2007, 07:43:49 PM
What right?
WHAT RIGHT?
Watch your tongue lad! That there is THE BlacknMild! He commands powers far greater than even my own . . . it would be best to listen to his words, least ye wish to find yourself in the depths of forum hell!
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Post by: 18 Days on August 14, 2007, 07:47:32 PM
BlacknMild couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag.
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Post by: gamersara on August 14, 2007, 07:48:51 PM
I'm not a 3 year-old kid, you guys don't need to scare me like that is this topic suppose to be some lucky draw or what?
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Post by: Mashiro on August 14, 2007, 07:51:28 PM
(i'm completely kidding lol I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you).
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 14, 2007, 07:55:00 PM
Quote Originally posted by: 18 Days BlacknMild couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag.
I could if it was wet... like your bed!!!!!!
Ooops, did I just say that!?
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Post by: 18 Days on August 14, 2007, 07:57:58 PM
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Post by: Kairon on August 14, 2007, 08:10:17 PM
Lurkers, whatever you do, post somewhere else. Not here. This is a trap.
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Post by: Mashiro on August 14, 2007, 08:13:54 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Kairon Lurkers, whatever you do, post somewhere else. Not here. This is a trap.
Take notice of how Carry-on incorrectly told users this was a trap. The correct way to issue a warning is as follows:
IT'S A TRAP!!!!
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Post by: gamersara on August 14, 2007, 08:18:51 PM
I'll stay till someone explain what kind of trap this is
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 14, 2007, 08:19:53 PM
We're not gonna explain it to you, that would ruin the experience.
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Post by: Mashiro on August 14, 2007, 08:26:58 PM
I'll give you a hint:
YOUR BROWSER CAN'T REPEL POSTS OF THIS MAGNITUDE!
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Post by: Smoke39 on August 14, 2007, 08:39:08 PM
Quote Originally posted by: gamersara I'll stay till someone explain what kind of trap this is
Mashed potatoes. It's like quicksand.
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Post by: gamersara on August 14, 2007, 08:39:41 PM
this topic= failure I'm the only lurker showing up
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 14, 2007, 08:49:44 PM
The message is not getting through, their numbers continue to grow.
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Post by: Smoke39 on August 14, 2007, 08:52:13 PM
Maybe if you offered free beer in the thread title. I remember people used to always seem to do that in StarCraft back in the day.
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Post by: Shift Key on August 14, 2007, 11:21:59 PM
<------------------------ WILL LURK FOR BEER
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Post by: gamersara on August 15, 2007, 04:16:29 AM
this forum have surprisingly few users compare to the number of guests wonder why
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 15, 2007, 04:42:40 AM
I've been wondering why too. Would any other lurkers like to log-in an enlighten us as to why?
edit:
The countdown(up?) has started.
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Post by: 18 Days on August 15, 2007, 04:57:40 AM
I'm convinced of Ty's theory: Ad bots and crawlers.
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Post by: vudu on August 15, 2007, 05:33:37 AM
Is there a way to determine how many regular posters NWR has? Criteria could be something like:
A. must have logged in at least once in the past two weeks B. must have an average post per day of at least 0.5 C. must have posted outside of the Friends Code forum at least once
Do mods have easy access to this information (or anything along these lines)?
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Post by: 18 Days on August 15, 2007, 05:50:37 AM
We could just do a "name every PGCers you can off the top of your head" game and combine the answers.
Double points if you can figure out Mashiro and thatguy's old accounts. I'm still trying to work it out myself. They walk around like they own the joint.
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Post by: ShyGuy on August 15, 2007, 08:05:23 AM
My first thought about this thread? S-U-P-E-R sure has a lot of dupe lurkers.
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Post by: Mashiro on August 15, 2007, 09:33:22 AM
Quote Double points if you can figure out Mashiro and thatguy's old accounts. I'm still trying to work it out myself. They walk around like they own the joint.
Haha well I hope I don't come off as "owning the joint" I just like to post a lot
Also, I don't have an old account this is my first. I started posting during E-3 this year because I was 1) bored and 2) Just got out of WoW and had nothing better to do. Though, thatguy DID inadvertently pull me into posting by doing the pokemon tournaments.
But in any case yeah this is my first and so far only account =)
Edit: ZOMG 16.01 post average
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Post by: Bill Aurion on August 15, 2007, 10:15:10 AM
Free beer? I bet it's watered-down American crap... >=|
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Post by: pdoksus on August 15, 2007, 12:57:21 PM
I'm one of S-U-P-E-R's dupe lurkers. He doesn't let us sign in.
Look what you made me do. Now he's going to hurt me.
Title: RE: ATTENTION_ALL_LURKERS!!!! FREE BEER INSIDE!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 15, 2007, 10:05:28 PM
I think we're gonna need more beer...
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Post by: Smoke39 on August 15, 2007, 10:39:56 PM
Okay. Maybe if we promise that they'll meet sexy singles in their area. You can't fail if you appeal to their libido!
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Post by: Bill Aurion on August 16, 2007, 10:58:55 AM
Is that champagne bottle ad supposed to be subliminal?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 16, 2007, 09:39:25 PM
I have no idea, but did you get this ad?
I zoomed in alot
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Post by: Mario on August 16, 2007, 09:44:54 PM
brilliant
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 17, 2007, 04:30:38 PM
I'm not sure if Goggle Ads and Miller Lite are reaching their intended target audience though.
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Post by: that Baby guy on August 17, 2007, 04:36:50 PM
Quote Originally posted by: 18 Days We could just do a "name every PGCers you can off the top of your head" game and combine the answers.
Double points if you can figure out Mashiro and thatguy's old accounts. I'm still trying to work it out myself. They walk around like they own the joint.
I'll tell you what it is. Normal site guests lurk the talkback feature. I did for probably about a year, and after some time, you feel like you get to know everyone, even if you haven't even posted. Of course, then I posted. I started in talkback, and then I drifted into funhouse/mafia. Oh, and Radio Trivia. I started there like a week before I signed up.
So where are the lurkers? In the talkback threads, reading responses of the intellectuals who post in them. We're celebrities, in a sense.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 17, 2007, 04:40:00 PM
Quote Originally posted by: thatguy We're celebrities, in a sense.
But where is the paparazzi and the forum press to cover Funhouse antics and report it to talkbackers who don't know whats going on in the world of NWR forum celbridom(is that a word?)?
You do realize that I must now post more often in the Talkback section of these forums and get these lurkers ready to make the plunge into registered posters.
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Post by: that Baby guy on August 17, 2007, 04:43:05 PM
Hot Topic and Community Round Up. That's hot.
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Post by: Majora on August 28, 2007, 02:30:46 AM
I'm a guilty (but signed-up) lurker... :-(
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 28, 2007, 06:25:51 PM
2 down, 14,456 to go..
We have alot of work ahead of us.
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Post by: Case on August 29, 2007, 04:06:06 AM
Hehehe. I don't need beer. I live in Australia - Land Of Beers. But, if you have more beer... I do not want(!), I only drink beer when there is no other available alcamaholics liquids.
*lurks*
Hmmm... lurking... mmm.... hehehehehehehe.... O_O
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Post by: that Baby guy on August 29, 2007, 05:12:37 AM
You don't count. You're staff. We try to hide you anyway.
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Post by: Case on August 30, 2007, 06:37:18 PM
Quote Originally posted by: thatguy You don't count. You're staff. We try to hide you anyway.
Ohh come now. That be cruel. You don't even need to try and hide me away, I can hide myself pretty well ^__^
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 30, 2007, 06:55:09 PM
You have been doing quite an amazing job of hiding yourself I must say. What would it take for the staff to be more active on their own forums?
p.s. You should probably change your title to something more fitting a staff member. Just cause you don't post often doesn't mean that you can't atleast be recognized when you do.
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Post by: Case on August 30, 2007, 07:11:09 PM
Quote Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1 You have been doing quite an amazing job of hiding yourself I must say. What would it take for the staff to be more active on their own forums?
p.s. You should probably change your title to something more fitting a staff member. Just cause you don't post often doesn't mean that you can't atleast be recognized when you do.
Hehehe. Although I'm a super duper staff member, on this forum I'm still a noob and all my attempts to find a way and change my title has failed... care to help out? :P Haha
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Post by: ShyGuy on August 30, 2007, 07:39:31 PM
Case, it's up to you to double the site traffic. Get to it.
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Post by: Case on August 30, 2007, 07:42:08 PM
Quote Originally posted by: ShyGuy Case, it's up to you to double the site traffic. Get to it.
*edit* Well. Yeah. That was great. They've arrested me now. You had better bail me out, Shyguy. It was your idea.. and they don't even beleive me. "Shyguy said to do it!" "And where is this "Shyguy :P" "On the Interwebs..! T_T He's there for the lulz!!"
I have to be in court on Monday now. Thanks..
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Post by: 18 Days on August 30, 2007, 08:03:23 PM
Case would you please stop making a fool of yourself
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Post by: Mario on August 30, 2007, 08:03:42 PM
what
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Post by: Case on August 30, 2007, 08:05:20 PM
Quote Originally posted by: 18 Days Case would you please stop making a fool of yourself
Why, I would Rab but I'm afraid it's in my nature... ^__^
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Post by: Shift Key on August 30, 2007, 08:42:42 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Case Hehehe. I don't need beer. I live in Australia - Land Of Beers.
I'll bet you don't know cat piss from good beer. I'm throwing down the gauntlet on this sucka.
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Post by: Case on August 30, 2007, 09:53:36 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Shift Key
Quote Originally posted by: Case Hehehe. I don't need beer. I live in Australia - Land Of Beers.
I'll bet you don't know cat piss from good beer. I'm throwing down the gauntlet on this sucka.
Hehehe, as a matter of fact, our best beer is made from cat piss! At least it tastes like it... o_o; Hehe, nice try but I hate beer usually unless I have a reeeal craving for it. I was wondering where that gauntlet came from though... o_O stop throwin' down!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 30, 2007, 10:59:39 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Case
Quote Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1 You have been doing quite an amazing job of hiding yourself I must say. What would it take for the staff to be more active on their own forums?
p.s. You should probably change your title to something more fitting a staff member. Just cause you don't post often doesn't mean that you can't atleast be recognized when you do.
Hehehe. Although I'm a super duper staff member, on this forum I'm still a noob and all my attempts to find a way and change my title has failed... care to help out? :P Haha
I'm sure someone would tell you, but them since you would be the mod "noob", we would have to resurrect the "pick your own title" and "change the title of the person above you" threads. And I don't think you would really want to be responsible for that madness.
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Post by: Case on August 31, 2007, 02:09:49 AM
Quote Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
Quote Originally posted by: Case
Quote Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1 You have been doing quite an amazing job of hiding yourself I must say. What would it take for the staff to be more active on their own forums?
p.s. You should probably change your title to something more fitting a staff member. Just cause you don't post often doesn't mean that you can't atleast be recognized when you do.
Hehehe. Although I'm a super duper staff member, on this forum I'm still a noob and all my attempts to find a way and change my title has failed... care to help out? :P Haha
I'm sure someone would tell you, but them since you would be the mod "noob", we would have to resurrect the "pick your own title" and "change the title of the person above you" threads. And I don't think you would really want to be responsible for that madness.
Hehehe. Touche. I'm not that bothered by it. I like to keep a low profile anyways. I usually "MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF" otherwise, y'know ^___^! Ohh. But if you want me to change my name to "Staff Noobis" you can tell me
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Post by: vudu on August 31, 2007, 07:02:39 AM
Do Aussies drink Fosters? Because that's what their American commercials have lead me to believe.
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Post by: Shift Key on August 31, 2007, 03:50:35 PM
Quote Originally posted by: vudu Do Aussies drink Fosters? Because that's what their American commercials have lead me to believe.
For the last time, no.
Fosters is huge outside of Australia but is nowhere near as popular here.
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Post by: that Baby guy on August 31, 2007, 03:52:21 PM
But...but...Fosters is Australian for beer. I saw it on TV, which is a higher authority than you, so it must be true!
Watch as I try to speak Australian: Fosters.
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Post by: Shift Key on August 31, 2007, 04:42:35 PM
Quote Originally posted by: thatguy I saw it on TV, which is a higher authority than you, so it must be true!
Quit hugging your TV,
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Post by: FoldMeTwice on October 11, 2007, 12:57:51 PM
*unlurk* ... is there .. salvation?
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Post by: Darkheart on October 11, 2007, 01:04:43 PM
Quote Originally posted by: FoldMeTwice *unlurk* ... is there .. salvation?
He talks like Kairon GIVE THE MAN A CATBUS ICON AND MOVE ON
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Post by: stevey on October 11, 2007, 01:06:44 PM
Yes, I girl Link of the holy church of hawtness and will gladly take your soul to salvation
just sign here___________
and here ____________
and initial here___
And You're done. Thank for signing your house away! I'm moving in on the 1st
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Post by: Crimm on October 11, 2007, 02:21:51 PM
Quote Originally posted by: stevey Yes, I girl Link of the holy church of hawtness and will gladly take your soul to salvation
just sign here___________
and here ____________
and initial here___
Mmm...this sounds like a ploy to rework the hawtness thread.
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Post by: FoldMeTwice on October 11, 2007, 07:54:20 PM
Quote Originally posted by: stevey Yes, I girl Link blablablabla of hawtness bla bla blablablabla
just sign here___________
and here ____________
and initial here___
And blbla. blabla bla blabla bla bla blabla! I'm moving in on the 1st
oh the kindness! you know, I was almost starting to feel lonely..
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Post by: EasyCure on October 12, 2007, 03:17:12 PM
Quote Originally posted by: FoldMeTwice *unlurk* ... is there .. salvation?
"i want to feel your salvation all over my face"
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 12, 2007, 11:01:23 PM
Quote Originally posted by: EasyCure
Quote Originally posted by: FoldMeTwice *unlurk* ... is there .. salvation?
"i want to feel your salvation all over my face"
Way to scare them off guys... bravo.
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Post by: Darkheart on October 13, 2007, 01:20:48 AM
Oh come now if they came to the funhouse to begin with AND replied in this thread, they are tougher than you make them sound
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Post by: Smash_Brother on October 13, 2007, 02:02:59 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Shift Key Fosters is huge outside of Australia but is nowhere near as popular here.
Not like Guinness, though.
The Irish really are batshit for that stuff...or so I've heard on TV.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 24, 2007, 04:50:35 PM
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Post by: Plugabugz on November 25, 2007, 04:21:49 AM