Post by: wandering on June 06, 2007, 05:23:05 PM
But she was great at winning my heart.
Post by: ShyGuy on June 06, 2007, 05:26:48 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on June 06, 2007, 05:34:38 PM
Any recommendations for the style of the song?
I say either a march or a swing song.
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on June 06, 2007, 08:02:55 PM
Perrin Kaplan " with the forum emoticon thing
Post by: King of Twitch on June 06, 2007, 08:50:07 PM
Post by: Arbok on June 06, 2007, 09:48:47 PM
Post by: oohhboy on June 06, 2007, 11:02:04 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on June 07, 2007, 05:02:06 AM
Post by: ThePerm on June 07, 2007, 11:43:45 AM
Ed Fries
and perrin looks good in that pic..she got big-ems
Post by: that Baby guy on June 07, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
Of course, first thing first, we switch out "Chicago" for "Seattle."
Post by: Kairon on June 07, 2007, 01:51:04 PM
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
I should filter "Perrin Kaplan" to "
I'm down for that.
Seriously. Perrin Kaplan is... is... perfect.
Post by: Crimm on June 07, 2007, 04:38:48 PM
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
She'll join up with Kutaragi and start a consulting agency...
The Crying Flirty Baby Agency.
Post by: Smoke39 on June 07, 2007, 06:55:53 PM
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Originally posted by: thatguy
Any recommendations for the style of the song?
Power ballad.
Post by: Gamebasher on June 10, 2007, 10:26:07 AM
She will take instant revenge by booting out Iwata, and take Nintendo into the direction of games for girls only, with DS units in the colors of only Pink and Lime green, Wii units in colors of only White and Pink, move the entire company back to Redmond, employ soft porn models for light cleaning duties everywhere, and open a Hair saloon in the back of the basement where the only customer is Matt Cassamassina, who will drop by twice every week, and stay for several hours. In the beginning, noone dares to enter the room while they´re inside, except several Paparazzi photographers who will secretly embed themselves in the walls on the inside, concealed as paintings from Super Mario 64.
A month after taking over Nintendo, she will be on the front cover of all the Fashion Magazines in America, showing with a Mario hairpin, a Peach dress, and a Sky Blue lollipop reminiscent of the color she sees when looking Matt in the eyes. Behind her several colorfull square chicken-like figures appear that actually look suspiciously like someone who were yanked out of a square frame, dipped in tar, and large peacock-feathers, and next painted by the pros at Pimp My Ride in MTV in all the colors Perrin could imagine, and next dragged to the photo session for all the world to see.
Nintendo stocks soar as investors everywhere hotly anticipates a new Nintendo that is so popular that it doesn´t need to use any money for advertsing anymore as this is gained free from the exposure of the company in the media. Which money will then be channelled to their pockets instead. And where they can meet their favorite porn stars in the lobby at Nintendo HQ, while they drink coffee with Reggie and discuss the future plans for the company and watch Perrin and Matt as they both hover several inches from the ground each time they leave the hairsaloon.
Long live Perrin Kaplan! The new iron-armed strong-woman of Nintendo, America. And I who thought Reggie was tough.
Post by: Smoke39 on June 10, 2007, 10:35:08 AM
Post by: nickmitch on June 10, 2007, 01:19:42 PM
Post by: wandering on December 07, 2007, 03:47:51 PM
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Originally posted by: thatguy
I say we write her a song, we all sing it, send our records to Karl, and then make him edit it all together to send to her as a gift.
Any recommendations for the style of the song?
I say either a march or a swing song.
A song which encapsulates her perfectly already exists.
