Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: UncleBob on June 05, 2007, 04:55:15 AM
Title: Someone has put something in the Internet's water supply...
Post by: UncleBob on June 05, 2007, 04:55:15 AM
Quote does anyone know if the action replay has a working code to enable the ds browser to have Java or somthing like that.
Quote why isnt nintendo making an original ds web browser someone with knowledge of the law please post a petition thank you(im still hurting myself by thinking about why nintendo would do this)
Two different posters on two different boards...
Title: RE:Someone has put something in the Internet's water supply...
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on June 05, 2007, 05:07:56 AM
i hope they make one that works on PAL ds systems
Title: RE: Someone has put something in the Internet's water supply...
Post by: ShyGuy on June 05, 2007, 06:34:29 AM
I HURT MYSELF BY THINKING
Title: RE: Someone has put something in the Internet's water supply...
Post by: that Baby guy on June 05, 2007, 08:19:22 AM
Class DrunkenInternet{ public static void main(string args[]) //This program should be run anytime anyone uses the internet. It allows them to make nine stupid comments, then kills the //user on event of a tenth stupid comment. It is probably riddled with errors, as simple as the coding may be. //I only had an introduction to Java course, and that was nearly a year ago. If someone wants to make it work, //go ahead, whatever, it doesn't matter. Have fun!
{ for( int IQ = 10; IQ > 0; IQ--){ if (stupidComment){ System.out.println("Obviously, you are too dumb for the internet. You lose one IQ point. You have " + IQ + "point(s) remaining. Please be smarter");} else{ System.out.println("Congratulations! You show some signs of intelligence. You may live for now.");} } System.out.println("You fail the internets. Die.") }}
Title: RE: Someone has put something in the Internet's water supply...
Post by: Smoke39 on June 05, 2007, 05:03:19 PM
That's the worst computer program I've ever seen. Hello World is better than that piece of junk.
Title: RE: Someone has put something in the Internet's water supply...
Post by: Zach on June 05, 2007, 08:23:18 PM
yeah, sorry thatguy you phail. You have lost an IQ point. Well, actually according to your program, you die. sorry.
You see, with the for loop, it will continuously subtract IQ points no matter what the comment is.
Title: RE: Someone has put something in the Internet's water supply...
Post by: that Baby guy on June 06, 2007, 08:24:25 AM
Oh, yeah, good point. I guess there's a consequence for just being on the internet.
