Post by: ShyGuy on May 14, 2007, 01:13:09 PM
"My Grandmother just died after a long battle with cancer."
Alright Bill, respond!
Edit: Bill is the defender and still CHAMPEEN of Anime screencaps! I am declaring him passed with a 3.8 GPA.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 14, 2007, 02:10:32 PM
"Where the hell is our armor support?!?"
"Requesting an airstrike 50 meters south of my position."
"Damn! It jammed!"
Post by: vudu on May 14, 2007, 02:21:06 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 14, 2007, 02:28:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
I'm over eighteen years old.
Instant win.
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 14, 2007, 03:03:59 PM
"My Grandmother just died after a long battle with cancer."
"Where the hell is our armor support?!?"
"Requesting an airstrike 50 meters south of my position."
"Damn! It jammed!"
(lol)
"I'm over eighteen years old."
Post by: ShyGuy on May 14, 2007, 03:09:25 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on May 14, 2007, 03:12:19 PM
It's stuck
That is offensive to women
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 14, 2007, 03:16:59 PM
"It's stuck"
"That is offensive to women"
Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 14, 2007, 03:58:27 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 14, 2007, 04:06:58 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on May 14, 2007, 04:08:26 PM
and
I like to play Halo on my Xbox 360 with 16 friends.
Post by: vudu on May 14, 2007, 04:19:01 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 14, 2007, 04:21:48 PM
"I like to play Halo on my Xbox 360 with 16 friends."
(lol)
Post by: nickmitch on May 14, 2007, 04:24:58 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on May 14, 2007, 04:27:46 PM
Post by: UncleBob on May 14, 2007, 04:29:13 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on May 14, 2007, 05:00:42 PM
"And Japan was never heard from again..."
"It's bulge time in my pants"
Post by: 18 Days on May 14, 2007, 05:12:15 PM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on May 14, 2007, 07:45:12 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 15, 2007, 08:38:49 AM
"Roma Victor!"
Victory for Rome!
"Vae Victus."
Woe to the vanquished.
"Audaces fortuna iuvat!"
Fortune favors the bold!
Post by: Zach on May 15, 2007, 07:49:21 PM
Edit: I know that one is pretty easy, I just wanna see what bill does with it.
Post by: UncleBob on May 16, 2007, 02:12:25 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on May 16, 2007, 03:26:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
"Requesting an airstrike 50 meters south of my position."
Let me label that one "PWNED in T minus 3..."
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 16, 2007, 04:30:20 AM
Post by: Caliban on May 16, 2007, 05:23:41 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on May 16, 2007, 06:43:53 AM
Now Bill is ignoring it.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 16, 2007, 08:55:25 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on May 16, 2007, 11:27:39 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 16, 2007, 01:28:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
The glory is in the journey not your petty victory, robot man.
A Grey Knight is NOT a Man of Iron! It's a dude in POWER ARMOR! Geez...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 18, 2007, 04:15:41 PM
"A lesbian has been stalking my girlfriend, and now I'm feeling left out."
"Croquet, anyone?"
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."
"I suffer from chronic constipation"
"And Japan was never heard from again..."
"It's bulge time in my pants"
"My life is worse than a sitcom"
"Hello, I am king of computers."
(I have NO idea, it was seriously the first thing to come to my mind... O_O)
"Roma Victor!"
Victory for Rome!
(Not too happy with this one, but eh...)
"Vae Victus."
Woe to the vanquished.
"Audaces fortuna iuvat!"
Fortune favors the bold!
"Ive got a lovely bunch of Coconuts"
"It's been awhile since Bill posted... Did we win?"
"That wasn't chocolate!"
"I'm Canadian."
(Hehe...
)
Post by: Caliban on May 18, 2007, 04:44:12 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 18, 2007, 05:00:49 PM
Post by: wandering on May 18, 2007, 05:51:17 PM
Post by: wandering on May 18, 2007, 05:51:45 PM
Anime sucks.
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 18, 2007, 06:02:51 PM
(Oh wait, you didn't mean literally? Oh shi...)
Post by: ShyGuy on May 18, 2007, 10:33:31 PM
"We are two young men laying in bed playing a DS"
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 18, 2007, 11:23:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Let's see if we can get Bill banned...
"We are two young men laying in bed playing a DS"
I will step to that challenge!!
"You don't have to be so anal all the time, I can put it somewhere else once in awhile."
"I've got your back, its your front you should watch"
"The only time I ever put it in there it got stuck, thats when I knew to never put it in there again!"
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 19, 2007, 01:21:48 AM
Success is measured in blood; yours or your enemy's.
EDIT: Truncated to one so Bill doesn't spend all day here.
Post by: UncleBob on May 19, 2007, 02:04:14 AM
Post by: vudu on May 19, 2007, 02:44:44 AM
QuoteNotice how Bill completely skipped over mine. I win!
Originally posted by: vudu
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 19, 2007, 03:01:38 AM
)
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 19, 2007, 03:11:29 AM
Post by: vudu on May 19, 2007, 05:23:24 AM
QuoteI've only posted two, thank you very much.
Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
(And good grief, do you really need to post like 3 or 4 suggestions? I can't spend all day in this thread...
I still win.
Post by: ShyGuy on May 19, 2007, 06:03:10 AM
Due to Bill's unwillingness to neglect his job, school and sleep to slave away for our petty amusment, I say we reduce our suggestions to a few at a time. Otherwise, Bill can pick and choose. Other people may respond to quotes, but the only ones that will be counted must be from Japanese animation.
Now then, I fully expect this thread to be completely derailed by this weekend. HOP TO IT!
Post by: MarioAllStar on May 19, 2007, 06:36:33 AM
A maximum of 3 captions in the queue at any given time, each coming from different users.
If Bill takes longer than three or four days, it is safe to admit defeat.
Post by: ShyGuy on May 19, 2007, 06:40:19 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 19, 2007, 09:01:18 AM
Post by: that Baby guy on May 19, 2007, 09:06:01 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on May 19, 2007, 11:52:18 AM
Post by: UncleBob on May 19, 2007, 01:04:18 PM
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
We are two young men laying in bed playing a DS
You don't have to be so anal all the time, I can put it somewhere else once in awhile.
I've got your back, its your front you should watch
The only time I ever put it in there it got stuck, thats when I knew to never put it in there again!
Success is measured in blood; yours or your enemy's.
I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise
So, no new ones until Bill replies, right?
Post by: nickmitch on May 19, 2007, 04:04:35 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 19, 2007, 04:25:40 PM
We are two young men laying in bed playing a DS
Too big to post... =3
You don't have to be so anal all the time, I can put it somewhere else once in awhile.
I've got your back, its your front you should watch
(Reused a pic, because it fits so well! =D)
The only time I ever put it in there it got stuck, thats when I knew to never put it in there again!
Success is measured in blood; yours or your enemy's.
I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise
Post by: that Baby guy on May 19, 2007, 04:31:48 PM
I'm probably missing some inside joke.
-Pale
Post by: ShyGuy on May 19, 2007, 08:05:55 PM
edit: Picard picture was WIN.
Post by: that Baby guy on May 19, 2007, 08:18:37 PM
I could tell some stories about my grandmother now, too. She picked up a lot of habits from him, even though she's from Canada, and only met him when he was stationed in Canada. She lives very peculiarly to me. We'll leave it at that for now. She's a funhouse thread of her own...
Edit: So, my next suggestion:
Quote
I hate to be a prick and mod-edit in the funhouse, but this one was a little too bigoted for my liking.
Post by: KDR_11k on May 20, 2007, 12:47:50 AM
Also needs more Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge. I know Yuki is right up your alley.
Also let me suggest:
Your first time seeing Goatse: Priceless!
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 20, 2007, 03:29:28 AM
(Edit: Just looked up Seto no Hanayome, and I'm intrigued...I'll give it a whirl later...)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2007, 04:36:10 AM
Post by: Ceric on May 20, 2007, 04:38:00 AM
"Never made it as a Wise man and couldn't make it as a poor man stealing."
"Boy, Do these stairs ever end?"
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 20, 2007, 04:43:36 AM
"Your first time seeing Goatse: Priceless!"
"If you run your finger along the crack you'll find a hole that goes deeper inside"
(Phew, dodged that bullet... =3)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2007, 06:14:54 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on May 20, 2007, 06:29:36 AM
Post by: Plugabugz on May 20, 2007, 07:13:25 AM
Shifty - Yes i typed it myself to make it look like the filter
And, HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!
Post by: WuTangTurtle on May 20, 2007, 08:59:20 AM
- probably ain't hard at all, just want to see what you come up with
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 20, 2007, 10:07:38 AM
We're not surrounded, we're just in a target-rich environment.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2007, 10:35:04 AM
Post by: nickmitch on May 20, 2007, 12:10:15 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on May 20, 2007, 03:18:53 PM
BUFFER OVERFLOW
BUFFER OVERFLOW
BUFFER OVERFLOW
BUFFER OVERFLOW
BUFFER OVERFLOW
BUFFER OVERFLOW
Post by: Ceric on May 20, 2007, 03:27:42 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 20, 2007, 03:28:21 PM
"Power Up!... PAAAANNTTYYYY RAIDDERR"
"Never made it as a Wise man and couldn't make it as a poor man stealing."
"Boy, Do these stairs ever end?"
"Political discussions are not permitted on this board."
"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!"
"Hey man don't blame me, I voted for the other guy!"
"DESUUUUU~"
(There is only ONE Desu~, and it is Suiseiseki...
)"We're not surrounded, we're just in a target-rich environment."
"So the myth's are true, a black one is much bigger than the rest"
Post by: Caliban on May 20, 2007, 05:10:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Is that from One Piece, because she really looks like Nami, and it is strange that I don't recall such a scene, but your response shall be helpful I hope.
By the way, try this one: Once you go black, you never go back...ALIVE! (stolen from "ask a ninja").
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 20, 2007, 05:35:48 PM
Post by: WuTangTurtle on May 20, 2007, 06:29:48 PM
- Red Hot Chili Peppers (Can't Stop)
Post by: UncleBob on May 20, 2007, 06:57:58 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on May 20, 2007, 07:00:10 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on May 20, 2007, 08:04:08 PM
Oh and some Schlocl Mercenary for good measure:
Pillage, THEN burn!
There is no overkill, there's only open fire and time to reload.
*ominous hummmmm*
And at random:
Don't let it get to your head.
Oh no! I'm turning into my father!
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 21, 2007, 01:51:57 PM
Once you go black, you never go back...ALIVE!
"Use my hands for everything but steering"
"Don't go near the No-Zone"
"I live in a giant bucket."
"Chuck Norris!"
"Pillage, THEN burn!"
"There is no overkill, there's only open fire and time to reload."
"*ominous hummmmm*"
"Don't let it get to your head."
"Oh no! I'm turning into my father!"
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 21, 2007, 02:40:32 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on May 21, 2007, 02:45:14 PM
Post by: Arbok on May 21, 2007, 05:04:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Dang, Bill is good at this.
I'll say... should be a rule as to one remark per person per post, though... KDR did some massive overkill there. Anyway, here is a stumper, and a great quote in general:
Abortions for some... miniature American flags for others!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2007, 07:11:43 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on May 21, 2007, 07:44:02 PM
Also you liked Seto no Hanayome, eh?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2007, 08:07:18 PM
Give 'Em The Pickle"
Post by: ShyGuy on May 21, 2007, 09:02:47 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 22, 2007, 08:26:56 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on May 22, 2007, 02:34:20 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 22, 2007, 03:05:24 PM
"Abortions for some... miniature American flags for others!"
(Not really sure what direction to approach this, so I went with the "Laugho American stereotypes" path...)
"Women.... can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em either"
"I've deprived the world for far too long of my erotic energy and it's time to let my mad sexiness shine on through."
"Give 'Em The Pickle"
"Also you liked Seto no Hanayome, eh?"
Yes, very much so...Thanks for the recommendation... =)
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 22, 2007, 03:05:59 PM
So, is the bet on, Bill?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 22, 2007, 03:06:32 PM
Edit: Okay, done...And no, I don't want any bets that can threaten my love of cute things...I suck at bets...
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 22, 2007, 03:34:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
If Bill passes the next round, I think a reward is in order.
Bill crosses me as the self-rewarding type.
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 22, 2007, 03:51:29 PM
(So where's the quote?
)
Post by: WuTangTurtle on May 22, 2007, 04:11:27 PM
oh and here is an easy one from me, well sort of:
"Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks..."
Post by: KDR_11k on May 22, 2007, 06:32:02 PM
Stop! It's Hammertime!
Post by: Arbok on May 22, 2007, 07:43:29 PM
Post by: Kairon on May 22, 2007, 08:00:09 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on May 23, 2007, 06:39:29 AM
Now now dry those boobs up, you can't go to the ball with wet nipples!
Post by: ShyGuy on May 23, 2007, 06:54:39 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 23, 2007, 08:40:49 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Ah crap, I missed one...Hold on...
Edit: Okay, done...And no, I don't want any bets that can threaten my love of cute things...I suck at bets...
Bah, come on, Bill! It would be just one post I define! Just one post, and you can go back to being yourself. Chances are you have a framegrab in your collection that will shut me down.
Imagine if you win, Bill. You can get me to admit surrender and make a fool of myself. Think about getting me, Mr. dark-and-grity SciFi, to claim I like lolis. You know you want to.
Post by: vudu on May 23, 2007, 09:01:42 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 23, 2007, 09:14:09 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
Betting for posts is lame; if Bill wins Stabby has to make out with a furry dakimakura.
Dakawhat?
Post by: vudu on May 23, 2007, 10:18:57 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 23, 2007, 10:19:04 AM
"Henshin-a-go-go, Baby!"
"Stop! It's Hammertime!"
"I regret nothing!"
"Never look a gift horse in the mouth"
"He ate too many waffles and died..."
"Now now dry those boobs up, you can't go to the ball with wet nipples!"
"I am declaring Bill the WEINER!1!"
(Aha, reposted because it's appropriate...
)
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 23, 2007, 10:45:13 AM
Place on thy heart one drop of the precious blood of Jesus, and fear nothing.
He may not have taken up my offer, but I'm still 100% certain Bill can't beat this quote!
And Vudu... Ew...
Post by: vudu on May 23, 2007, 11:01:38 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 23, 2007, 11:33:27 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 23, 2007, 12:04:26 PM
Post by: nickmitch on May 23, 2007, 01:26:35 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on May 23, 2007, 01:36:37 PM
Post by: nickmitch on May 23, 2007, 01:57:58 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 23, 2007, 02:45:02 PM
Were you there when they crucified my Lord?
If this doesn't work, I'm stumped.
Post by: Kairon on May 23, 2007, 05:24:41 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 23, 2007, 06:33:35 PM
Post by: UncleBob on May 24, 2007, 02:18:22 AM
"Bill wants to marry Lindsay Lohan and father her children."
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 24, 2007, 08:43:49 AM
"Tonight I dine on turtle soup."
"That was absolutely orgasmic."
"Were you there when they crucified my Lord?"
(There are so many pics I could put here, but they are all inappropriate...except this one... =3)
"Cocaine is a helluva drug..."
"Bill wants to marry Lindsay Lohan and father her children."
Well, I'm going to be gone all weekend...It's been fun...
Post by: KDR_11k on May 24, 2007, 08:52:37 AM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on May 24, 2007, 09:46:03 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 24, 2007, 01:53:05 PM
The same fire that makes char smoke makes gold burn bright.
Post by: wandering on May 24, 2007, 06:07:11 PM
Quote
anime very rarely deals with real-world religions, much less western ones.
Anime deals with all subjects!
Post by: wandering on May 24, 2007, 06:26:10 PM
Condoms feel weird.
Post by: Spak-Spang on May 25, 2007, 02:04:13 AM
Five Iron Frenzy
All people, men and women, are equal under the law. However, the "development of the family" is placed under the responsibility of the woman.
(Tis from the Mexican constitution Article 4.)
Post by: KDR_11k on May 25, 2007, 04:54:45 AM
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
If you have room left:
So I heard you like Mudkip?
BTW, how about a "no overt mentions of sexuality" rule? Crude phrases are just plain dumb.
Post by: Spak-Spang on May 25, 2007, 05:18:19 AM
Besides after I thought about it...it became too easy.
Post by: Athrun Zala on May 25, 2007, 05:45:59 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: KDR_11k
I am Batman!
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 25, 2007, 08:50:36 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on May 25, 2007, 09:13:47 AM
Post by: Kairon on May 25, 2007, 10:53:36 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 25, 2007, 04:10:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Kairon
OMG... Bill is starting to infect other posters! They're multiplying!
Gimme the Tranq gun.
Alright, here's one from the Aeneid:
I pull'd a plant- with horror I relate
A prodigy so strange and full of fate.
The rooted fibers rose, and from the wound
Black bloody drops distill'd upon the ground.
Post by: Athrun Zala on May 26, 2007, 06:17:44 PM
QuoteIf you're refering to me, mind you that I've been an anime freak FOR EVAH (ie: way before I joined these forums, and thus way before I met Bill...)
Originally posted by: Kairon
OMG... Bill is starting to infect other posters! They're multiplying!
Post by: KDR_11k on May 26, 2007, 06:54:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
I pull'd a plant- with horror I relate
A prodigy so strange and full of fate.
The rooted fibers rose, and from the wound
Black bloody drops distill'd upon the ground.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 27, 2007, 01:43:04 AM
Post by: Ceric on May 27, 2007, 04:10:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
Alright, new strategy: I'll look for highly-specific sentences in epic poems like The Aeneid, Beowulf and Paradise Lost. Let's see if I can find my copies of these great works of Western literature...
Cartoons and like love to redo those things. I think you have better luck quoting from a software user manual.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 27, 2007, 05:33:12 AM
Post by: vudu on May 27, 2007, 06:31:04 AM
A prodigy so strange and full of fate.
The rooted fibers rose, and from the wound
Black bloody drops distill'd upon the ground.
I think you have better luck quoting from a software user manual.
You guys are making this too easy. I can do all these,and I'm just recycling images Bill's already used.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 27, 2007, 07:24:02 AM
Post by: Ceric on May 27, 2007, 11:44:21 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on May 27, 2007, 11:53:29 AM
Post by: nickmitch on May 27, 2007, 12:08:36 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 27, 2007, 12:34:48 PM
Post by: vudu on May 27, 2007, 02:23:33 PM
QuoteI'm just doing my part to keep the riff-raff out of here so Bill can give the proper attention to the quotes that require it. Think of me as an administrative professional.
Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
Damn it, Vudu! I keep thinking you're Bill when you re-post those screengrabs.
Post by: Athrun Zala on May 27, 2007, 05:42:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
SPOON!!!
Post by: WindyMan on May 27, 2007, 06:01:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
"Chuck Norris!"
I think Bill should have won the thread after this one.
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 18, 2008, 07:30:39 AM
Go Bill.
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 18, 2008, 08:47:00 PM
Post by: Deguello on February 18, 2008, 09:12:10 PM
Man, I wish these Japanese tourists would quit hanging around Central Park.
Here are my entertaining freebies:
They speak of a mystical item that has the power to control the universe.
Damn, I forgot the keys to my apartment.
Do I get anything but bills?
Please to be making pudding verily after Sunday next, yes?
You can't always get what you want~~~
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 18, 2008, 09:56:51 PM
Post by: Deguello on February 19, 2008, 01:39:23 AM
Any weird thing you can think of probably has a specific example in some anime or another.
Post by: KDR_11k on February 20, 2008, 12:18:18 AM
EDIT: Oh, right, needs moar meme:
The cake is a lie!!!
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 20, 2008, 03:06:32 AM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamaarmpits.jpg)
"I've got an axe to grind"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/noblemastersglow.jpg)
"The cake is a lie!!!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamalittlecake.jpg)
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 20, 2008, 03:47:09 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on February 20, 2008, 11:49:02 AM
"It's my fashion-thing!"
Post by: Caliban on February 21, 2008, 03:56:09 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 21, 2008, 04:29:38 AM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zetsubouunderneat.jpg)
Damn, I forgot the keys to my apartment.
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/noblemasterscrowbar.jpg)
Do I get anything but bills?
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayateiou.jpg)
Please to be making pudding verily after Sunday next, yes?
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayategottapee.jpg)
You can't always get what you want~~~
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/minamiallminedumbass.jpg)
"I love my Xbox 360."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/luckyfan.jpg)
"I'm making a note: HUGE SUCCESS!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nagasaretelolyank.jpg)
"It's my fashion-thing!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/U2.jpg)
"prepare for unforseen consequences"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zetsubouturnofevents.jpg)
Post by: Deguello on February 21, 2008, 06:26:10 AM
Books?! Books?! Who reads books anymore?! Nobody!
I only asked for this. Only. This. If you can't give it to me, I'm going somewhere else.
Turn the volume down, or I will slaughter you like a bull for God.
See, look. Over there. There's an American.
This is Deguello. As you can see, he is quite handsome and intelligent.
More fuel for the fire!
Post by: Darkheart on February 21, 2008, 06:52:53 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on February 21, 2008, 02:19:34 PM
Good efening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest.
and Homsar:
I'm a touchy feely-holic!
My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 23, 2008, 05:37:54 AM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/mnemosnatch.jpg)
"Books?! Books?! Who reads books anymore?! Nobody!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zetsuboureadonlybooks.jpg)
"I only asked for this. Only. This. If you can't give it to me, I'm going somewhere else."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/kazebody.jpg)
"Turn the volume down, or I will slaughter you like a bull for God."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/clannadscrum.jpg)
"See, look. Over there. There's an American."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zetsubouwhatis.jpg)
"This is Deguello. As you can see, he is quite handsome and intelligent."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/mamorumakeway.jpg)
"BRING BACK THE HAWTNESS THREAD NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/minamikedenied.jpg)
"Good efening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayatecantwait.jpg)
"I'm a touchy feely-holic!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/setoweirdsmile.jpg)
"My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayatelie.jpg)
Post by: Deguello on February 23, 2008, 06:01:00 AM
Post by: Sister Mary LeFever on February 23, 2008, 07:02:25 AM
Post by: DAaaMan64 on February 23, 2008, 07:58:36 AM
"We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent."
"We have real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated. "
Post by: KDR_11k on February 23, 2008, 12:32:39 PM
Sieg Zeon!
And you tell me the legs are just decoration?
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice - you can't get fooled again!
Post by: Darkheart on February 23, 2008, 05:19:58 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 24, 2008, 11:24:45 AM
"Super Smash Bros. Brawl sucks. There's no wavedashing"
"All I have to say is HOW RUDE!"
"You must recover!"
"Do you know anything about Chinese people?'
"I hate those bloody cats. The way they meow and they piss everywhere, and their crap smells just bloody awful, all over my furniture, I just …"
Post by: Plugabugz on February 24, 2008, 09:49:24 PM
Whoever knows where that came from gets a point courtesy of crimm!
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 25, 2008, 06:01:15 AM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nagasaretehurryandseal.jpg)
"We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayateepidemic.jpg)
"We have real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated. "
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamacando.jpg)
"Sieg Zeon!
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/everybody.jpg)
"And you tell me the legs are just decoration?"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/clannadsuperkick.jpg)
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice - you can't get fooled again!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nagasareteguts.jpg)
"THE WORLDS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY MUTANT CUPCAKES AND I AM THEIR LEADER~!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamaeatingtime.jpg)
"Por que morimos? (Why do we die?)"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zetsuboupointlessqs.jpg)
"Super Smash Bros. Brawl sucks. There's no wavedashing"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayatelosinggame.jpg)
"All I have to say is HOW RUDE!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nagasaretethatsrude.jpg)
"You must recover!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nagasareteshot.jpg)
"Do you know anything about Chinese people?"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nagasareteforeigners.jpg)
"I hate those bloody cats. The way they meow and they piss everywhere, and their crap smells just bloody awful, all over my furniture, I just …"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/setocatmonster.jpg)
"Be All My Sins Remember'd"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zetsuboubacktodying.jpg)
Don't post so many at once next time, it's a pain uploading them all...
Post by: nickmitch on February 25, 2008, 06:09:43 AM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 25, 2008, 06:30:00 AM
Great job, Bill!
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 25, 2008, 08:04:32 AM
Many are fantastic...some were too easy escapes.
Post by: KDR_11k on February 25, 2008, 10:04:56 AM
Post by: Deguello on February 25, 2008, 04:12:22 PM
What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss, friendo?
If... you have a milkshake, and I... have a milkshake. And I have a straw. SEE! There it is. That's the straw. Are you watching? And my straw reaches... acrooo~~~~oss the room and starts to drink your milkshake... I drink your.. MILKSHAKE *ptptptpt* I DRINK IT UP!
I'm wearing a fat suit I can't take off... I'm a planet! *pout*
Are you sure you saw them? You saw them like you see me? You saw them?
Does it LOOK like I'm negotiating?!
Saffron! OH YES! A little saffron would MAKE THIS!
Post by: Plugabugz on February 25, 2008, 04:19:12 PM
"Mangina.... WHAT?"
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 26, 2008, 03:15:54 PM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayategropetime.jpg)
"This is Jack Thompson"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamaidontstink.jpg)
"What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss, friendo?"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamalostgamble.jpg)
"If... you have a milkshake, and I... have a milkshake. And I have a straw. SEE! There it is. That's the straw. Are you watching? And my straw reaches... acrooo~~~~oss the room and starts to drink your milkshake... I drink your.. MILKSHAKE *ptptptpt* I DRINK IT UP!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/clannadupnose.jpg)
"I'm wearing a fat suit I can't take off... I'm a planet! *pout*"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nagasaretefilledup.jpg)
"Are you sure you saw them? You saw them like you see me? You saw them?"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamajoke.jpg)
"Does it LOOK like I'm negotiating?!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayatedefeated.jpg)
"Saffron! OH YES! A little saffron would MAKE THIS!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamacurry.jpg)
"Mangina.... WHAT?"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/clannaditfallsoff.jpg)
Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 26, 2008, 03:23:25 PM
Post by: NWR_insanolord on February 26, 2008, 04:27:06 PM
Post by: Sister Mary LeFever on February 26, 2008, 06:00:29 PM
From my fears that you'll fly,
That I will be fired for not killing you,
Cause that is my job"
Post by: KDR_11k on February 27, 2008, 02:43:26 AM
Post by: Darkheart on February 27, 2008, 11:48:35 AM
Post by: DAaaMan64 on February 27, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 27, 2008, 01:41:27 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 27, 2008, 02:11:14 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 27, 2008, 03:29:59 PM
"You are my best friend...and I love you...in a totally heterosexual way"
"Wolf's final smash is a LANDMASTER????????"
"The Wii sucks because Nintendo has betrayed me, the hardcore fan. I'm too hardcore for the Wii!"
"Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst!"
"Would you f**k me?... I'd f**k me... I'd f**k me hard..."
"I could make Halo..."
Not good quotes...
Post by: Pale on February 27, 2008, 03:32:28 PM
Post by: Deguello on February 27, 2008, 04:23:49 PM
As his life flashed before his eyes, he was very perturbed at the most confusing method of his conception by his parents.
This, however, paled in comparison to his unfortunate and somewhat crème-filled demise.
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 27, 2008, 07:42:46 PM
Post by: Darkheart on February 28, 2008, 01:23:44 AM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 28, 2008, 02:30:45 PM
Why do some of you guys overflow Bill with quotes in one post, I think there should be a 1 quote per post rule until he finishes it and starts a new round.
Yeah, I realized this after I posted mine. Its just so much fun seeing what Bill will come up with, so we go over board.
I'll definitely stop for now.
Post by: Deguello on February 28, 2008, 05:46:05 PM
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 28, 2008, 05:48:28 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 28, 2008, 07:50:35 PM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/mushishisinking.jpg)
"Theres a snake in my boot~!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayategiantsnake.jpg)
"It's over NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayaterpgdamage.jpg)
"Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayatemisery.jpg)
"The Wii sucks because Nintendo has betrayed me, the hardcore fan. I'm too hardcore for the Wii!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamarap.jpg)
"I could make Halo..."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/kimiarucutesy.jpg)
"So, have you ever gone a** to mouth?"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/mamomolested.jpg)
"You are my best friend...and I love you...in a totally heterosexual way"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/luckyfriendship.jpg)
"Wolf's final smash is a LANDMASTER?Huh?Huh??"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/luckygetsmashed.jpg)
"Would you f**k me?... I'd f**k me... I'd f**k me hard..."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/umishobikini.jpg)
"Somebody poisoned the water hole!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/umishovomit.jpg)
"I, am likely to find,
From my fears that you'll fly,
That I will be fired for not killing you,
Cause that is my job"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/mnemokill.jpg)
"I have a car made of bologna and cheese and it wants to ride the taste wings!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/neurofood.jpg)
"An anime screenshot can't be used for EVERY quote."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamaheroicthief.jpg)
"As his life flashed before his eyes, he was very perturbed at the most confusing method of his conception by his parents."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zetsubousquish.jpg)
"This, however, paled in comparison to his unfortunate and somewhat creme-filled demise."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/mahoromaticchocotime.jpg)
(Explanation: The ladies are watching (quite sternly) to see whose Valentine's Day candy the poor young lad will eat first...)
Post by: KDR_11k on February 29, 2008, 02:38:35 AM
"The goggles, they do nothing!"
"The implications of this are staggering!"
"Morph Ball acquired"
Post by: NuclearSpeed on February 29, 2008, 03:46:22 AM
Post by: Darkheart on February 29, 2008, 11:46:15 AM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 29, 2008, 02:04:45 PM
Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 29, 2008, 03:23:04 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on February 29, 2008, 07:59:46 PM
and
"See! The Hagia Sophia!"
Don't want to overload but I've never done this yet.
Post by: DAaaMan64 on February 29, 2008, 08:04:29 PM
Post by: Ceric on February 29, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
Post by: Sister Mary LeFever on March 01, 2008, 12:21:10 AM
Post by: DAaaMan64 on March 01, 2008, 01:07:56 AM
Bill has 11 probably time to stop
I wasn't joking
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 01, 2008, 01:40:13 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 06, 2008, 07:32:25 PM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/kimiarusuddenstiffening.jpg)
"The goggles, they do nothing!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamanattod.jpg)
"The implications of this are staggering!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamamayo.jpg)
"Morph Ball acquired"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/utawarerollmode.jpg)
"Sentry Down"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/utawarewhatswrong.jpg)
"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I just STICK MY HANDS right underneath my armpits like this and SMELL THEM. . . SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/clannadyouarespecial.jpg)
"YEAH BABY! FULL FORCE!!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/kimiaruhandglows.jpg)
"Hail Byzantium!"
There's really only so many times I can do variations of "Hail _____", so I won't do it anymore... :)
"And when he put both hands on my shoulders, it was then I realized the doctor was actually a ventriloquist, and the dummy was giving me the examination."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamafoundout.jpg)
"See! The Hagia Sophia!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/fullmetalgobyyourself.jpg)
"Neosporin tastes like magic mushroom pee, now find me a lunar eclipse made of monkey tails?"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/minamikeretard.jpg)
"Pregnancy Balls ARE Fun!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nagasareteodama.jpg)
Post by: Spak-Spang on March 06, 2008, 10:56:27 PM
Ok.
"I Meant Play with the other Wii."
Post by: Sister Mary LeFever on March 06, 2008, 11:05:01 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2008, 11:23:34 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on March 07, 2008, 01:43:42 AM
Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 07, 2008, 03:00:29 PM
"Neosporin tastes like magic mushroom pee, now find me a lunar eclipse made of monkey tails?"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/minamikeretard.jpg)
<3
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/nitsujdark/FrankiestickinghertongueoutFebruary.jpg)
Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 19, 2008, 02:34:32 PM
"BEFORE watching 2 girls 1 cup..."
"AFTER watching 2 girls 1 cup..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the ONLY anime character who has NOT done the Caramell Dansen dance..."
"All I hear is Brawl, Brawl, BRAWL! REAL men (and nerds) play Tekken!"
Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 19, 2008, 10:08:44 PM
"Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!"
Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 20, 2008, 12:37:21 PM
"Knew him? HE WAS DELICIOUS!"
Post by: vudu on March 20, 2008, 12:49:22 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on March 20, 2008, 11:49:48 PM
"You can call me THE RAT, thank you very much"
Post by: Spak-Spang on March 21, 2008, 01:11:33 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on March 21, 2008, 01:15:49 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 22, 2008, 10:02:17 PM
I'm all for that, I just wanted to post mine before I forgot what I wanted to post.
Ditto. I came up with those and wanted to post them before I forget.
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 24, 2008, 11:23:19 PM
"I Meant Play with the other Wii."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayatebetweenmylegs.jpg)
"So, here's the funny thing: the two vampires were too busy making out to notice my entering the house, my climbing onto the ventilation system, my getting stuck in the ventilation system and my shooting the supports for the vents to get out of said ventilation system."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/kimiarulaws.jpg)
"Bob Saget."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/gintamayouapair.jpg)
"Welcome to the Funhouse!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/kimiaruminusonepoint.jpg)
"BEFORE watching 2 girls 1 cup..."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nanahappyface.jpg)
"AFTER watching 2 girls 1 cup..."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/nanaohgodface.jpg)
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the ONLY anime character who has NOT done the Caramell Dansen dance..."
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/minamikemakebelieve.jpg)
"All I hear is Brawl, Brawl, BRAWL! REAL men (and nerds) play Tekken!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/hayaterecentgames.jpg)
(Might have used this one...)
"Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/mamomolested.jpg)
(Reused for sure...Don't care...:cool; )
"Knew him? HE WAS DELICIOUS!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/rosariodidsuckhisblood.jpg)
"Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zerolikethembig.jpg)
"You can call me THE RAT, thank you very much"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/rosariostillthere.jpg)
Post by: KDR_11k on March 25, 2008, 07:52:43 AM
"It's full of lolcats!"
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 25, 2008, 10:31:47 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on March 25, 2008, 12:03:35 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 25, 2008, 12:10:17 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 25, 2008, 01:12:51 PM
Did he release a new anime?
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 25, 2008, 02:21:02 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 25, 2008, 02:59:20 PM
Ahaha, it IS Nabeshin, but in a cameo role in Hayate the Combat Butler...
Ah, I see. His stuff was awesome. Excel Saga was great, Puni Puni...not so much (it WAS funny, but it was too much).
Anyways, back to the captions!
"I'm so white and nerdy!"
"Warning! Challenger approaching!"
"I'm hoping Wii Fit makes me all thin and pretty!"
"Once upon a time there was a beautiful land populated by two wondrous kingdoms...And they hated each other, so went to war, killed each other and the land wasn't so beautiful anymore THE END! Now go to bed before I say 'I love you' with my belt!"
Post by: Sister Mary LeFever on March 26, 2008, 06:57:57 PM
Post by: UncleBob on March 26, 2008, 07:10:46 PM
Post by: Darkheart on March 26, 2008, 07:27:20 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on March 27, 2008, 05:33:02 AM
