Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 13, 2007, 12:08:35 PM
Post by: Pale on April 13, 2007, 12:18:28 PM
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on April 13, 2007, 12:20:03 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on April 13, 2007, 12:21:53 PM
Post by: nickmitch on April 13, 2007, 12:49:10 PM
Post by: King of Twitch on April 13, 2007, 02:42:34 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on April 13, 2007, 05:52:07 PM
(Then I will make an exciting pope escape)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 13, 2007, 06:33:15 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 13, 2007, 06:36:28 PM
Sorry
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Post by: nickmitch on April 13, 2007, 06:38:51 PM
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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
I knew this Forum Reality Thread was a mistake. NWR just wasn't ready for it. A thread before its time....
The idea now, intrigues me. But isn't that basically mafia??
Post by: Khushrenada on April 13, 2007, 06:43:16 PM
Post by: vudu on April 14, 2007, 02:25:22 AM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 14, 2007, 06:31:45 AM
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The idea now, intrigues me. But isn't that basically mafia??
No. the point is to get voted in, instead of voted out.
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I don't know. Now that Bloodworth had left I guess I have an opening. Can you ban and lock threads?
Not at the moment but if you are chosen(to be my Pap), that is a goal that we could work towards together. With the right Pap, I should be able to reach new Smash_Brotheren heights.
*you see what I did there
*QuoteHe did? I'm gonna have to check with the judges on that ruling....
Originally posted by: vudu
Why is this audition still going on? Pale already won.
*Huddles with the judges - thread goes to commercial break*
Post by: ShyGuy on April 14, 2007, 07:27:54 AM
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Post by: Khushrenada on April 14, 2007, 08:33:30 AM
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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
Not at the moment but if you are chosen(to be my Pap), that is a goal that we could work towards together. With the right pap me right, I should be able to reach new Smash_Brotheren heights.
*you see what I did there
Yes I did. And I'm just going to cross over to this side of the street now. No, that's ok, you don't have to follow.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 14, 2007, 08:41:46 AM
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 14, 2007, 09:14:25 AM
The price is $130 per hour, not including meals and other Pap-related expenses. However, when it comes to getting your money's worth for an event, the price of Pap is well justified.
I mean, do you want to have wedding videos of only a few people dancing and the rest kinda sitting around like they're not really celebrating your marriage? Pap will use his crazy Latino heat to get people up and moving in no time.
There are no substitutes. Hire Pap. Why settle for "gatherings" when you could have "parties"?
Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 14, 2007, 09:34:46 AM
I will no longer be someone's accessory, like Owen Wilson is.
However, the other Pap's are more than willing to participate. Just be careful with pap43, he loves to cut people, pap12 gets way too emo and pap39 has...issues.
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 14, 2007, 09:57:02 AM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 14, 2007, 10:10:40 AM
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I wonder if Ben Stiller gets phone calls from him all like, "So, you making any more movies that I can be in as well?"
He was in "Night at the museum", so it looks like Ben still has a soft spot for the guy...
WHAT AM I DOING?
*Slaps face
No! I will not have conversations with SB!
NO!
Post by: Bill Aurion on April 14, 2007, 02:09:04 PM
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
I rent my Pap out for weddings, graduations, bachelorette parties and bar mitzvahs (but mostly because he loves kosher food).
The price is $130 per hour, not including meals and other Pap-related expenses. However, when it comes to getting your money's worth for an event, the price of Pap is well justified.
Prostitution... ;_;
Post by: that Baby guy on April 14, 2007, 02:10:54 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 14, 2007, 05:10:14 PM
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How far will Pap travel?
It depends. While I will go to any place where my presence is needed, if its too far it will cost you extra.
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..WHAT AM I DOING?
I FREAKING QUIT!
Post by: Infernal Monkey on April 14, 2007, 06:11:51 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 14, 2007, 06:45:20 PM
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$130? Man, I only charge $3.
I'll have to check with the judges, but I think we may have a winner here folks.
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 14, 2007, 07:30:07 PM
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$130? Man, I only charge $3.
Latino heat goes for a premium.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 14, 2007, 07:43:10 PM
I'm not asking for me, is uhhh, actually uhhhh, for a friend of mine...... yeah
yeah Bill wanted me to ask, thats why I asked......
*runs away*
Post by: wandering on April 14, 2007, 11:24:33 PM
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But at a premium price, will he come dressed as a maid, maybe a naughty nurse or a school girl?
For that you want smoke39.
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 15, 2007, 06:22:12 AM
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How far will Pap travel?
As far as he can go without a plane changeover.
He's terrified that they'll lose his luggage.
Post by: that Baby guy on April 15, 2007, 06:40:02 AM
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 15, 2007, 06:43:36 AM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 15, 2007, 07:17:40 AM
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Originally posted by: thatguy
How far will Pap travel?
As far as he can go without a plane changeover.
He's terrified that they'll lose his luggage.
Actually, the one that is actually terrified is my mother, who has heard so many horror stories about plane changeover flights that she automatically thinks the flight will be a disaster.
I was even willing to do it this year if it meant that it was going to be cheaper and faster but mom wouldn't budge.
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 15, 2007, 06:52:29 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 15, 2007, 07:12:50 PM
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Yup, according to her, before the plane even leaves the terminal, you'll watch in horror as the ground crew drags your luggage out to where you can see it from the plane and then they pepper it with buckshot ala 12 gauges before lighting it on fire and roasting marshmellows.
Heh, don't be too hard on her. I wouldn't be surprised if her main concern is my security. Since I haven't traveled to any other part of the world she fears a Home Alone situation will happen if I do a change over flight.
I doubt its THAT different from a normal flight. You just pay attention to where your gate is and go. Its not like you have 5 minutes to get out of the plane and into the second one.
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 17, 2007, 07:03:17 AM
"We left Pedro home alone, and he's only 24!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
