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Title: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Shift Key on April 09, 2007, 05:01:19 PM
Alright, sounds like voting closing. No cavalry or bandwagon to save me so I'll start this up.

Until Khush starts the next day I won't talk, but I will highlight what Khush said when he was planning the game.

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Revealing someone's role after you are out of the game.

If you are eliminated and then give away someone's role, (i.e. Mafia member reveals a townie player's identity or townie reveals a mafia player's identity) the team that was hurt by the information gets to immediately kill 3 people of their choosing in retalition. Do ont think you can create a loophole of this rule by hurting someone on your own team (i.e. Mafia member reveals another mafia member's identity). In this case, you are stupid.

Giving out information.

If you wish to tell the players of the game a message, you have a couple of legal channels to do so. One, you can post this information in the voting thread or two you can send a private message to players. You can not, however, create another account and use it to hide your identity while giving out information. If you want to say something, you must accept the responsibility of being known as saying it.


So be careful of what you post here. If you are alive, I'd stay away from here. And besides, it gives the dead people a chance to speculate on things.
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 09, 2007, 05:09:21 PM
You should also remember the mad scientist can bring a dead person back, so it might not be wise to be revealing all you know to other dead players or giving out information in here.
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Shift Key on April 09, 2007, 05:16:17 PM
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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
You should also remember the mad scientist can bring a dead person back, so it might not be wise to be revealing all you know to other dead players or giving out information in here.


Interesting. My next question would be "What will Khush reveal tomorrow?"

EDIT: Interesting change of affairs. More comments later.
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Shift Key on April 09, 2007, 09:04:30 PM
Ok, that's been enough time to ponder what happened. Seeing as how we don't know the roles of the dead currently, I'll talk a bit about the disaster that was the first day.

Bandwagons. Curse them. Curse the weakness of my peers and the mentality of the mob.
I voted for personal reasons because that was all that we had to go by, and then everyone turns on me. What happened to the days of Spak? Did you all suddenly grow a conscience? If you guys are thinking about playing fair then this game is going to suck. No-one deserves special treatment and I hope you all smarten up and vote on instinct like the soulless monsters that you can be.

And 18 Days, I'm nominating yesterday's bandwagon for the "Lamest Bandwagon Ever That Actually Worked" Award whenever they hold a Mafia Awards Night. Such lame excuses, but that's all it takes. And yes, at least I had the balls to call it how I see it. I don't regret going out first, because you all know that the game is poorer now for having Pittboi survive a solitary day.

Good day.



Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 10, 2007, 08:31:04 AM
Perhaps I was just a piece of collateral damage, or was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Perhaps I should have gotten that phazon addiction under control.

Perhaps I'll be a martyr.

EDIT: Also, whoever decided the two guys posting pictures should be the first to die win the "Worst Person in the World" award.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: vudu on April 10, 2007, 08:40:09 AM
Bandwidth is expensive.
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 10, 2007, 08:47:56 AM
Well, since we are giving out a prize and people keep wanting some awards, I guess we'll have an awards night after the game is over.

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Also, whoever decided the two guys posting pictures should be the first to die win the "Worst Person in the World" award.


Yeah. This will be a fun award to hand out.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Ceric on April 10, 2007, 09:03:54 AM
Yay...  I actually opted out of this one because I just got a puppy.
Anyway, anyone else think it sort of funny that the Metroid characters got picked off first and together?

Vudu: ... And Calm.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 10, 2007, 09:19:24 AM
Bah, I didn't even notice the Metroid thing.

As for the images, I guess I ran afoul of a Network Nazi*.

*Network Nazi (Noun): One who is excessively protective of their bandwidth.
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 10, 2007, 09:26:15 AM
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Originally posted by: Ceric

Anyway, anyone else think it sort of funny that the Metroid characters got picked off first and together?



Yeah. I found that an interesting coincidence also. I've been handing out some characters and avatars to people who don't have them yet and was wondering if I should hand out a Ridley or Kraid but decided I'd better not. Metroid seems to be a kiss of death.

Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 10, 2007, 09:50:34 AM
On the plus side, being dead gives me much more time to work on my comic.  Though the plot I'm thinking of having it follow is deviating more and more from a Law & Order parody...
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 10, 2007, 04:13:21 PM
Ok, thinking about this awards night, an idea I've had is that everyone who dies can post one award they would like to see given out after the game is done.

You don't have to participate in this but think it over and if there's an award you would like to see presented, post it here.

This only applies to those who have died. One per person. Supplies are limited, so act now!
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: stevey on April 10, 2007, 05:52:20 PM
The award for the worrest web browser ever! (I sooo want to smash my wii right now)
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: MaryJane on April 11, 2007, 03:36:39 AM
It is really really really lame that I don't even know how I died. There are so many different variables when I think of how I could have died, it's really frustrating to not know something like that.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: stevey on April 11, 2007, 11:38:06 AM
Dear Angree, Upset, or otherwise Mad Scientist,

I have some juicy mafia related infomation you love to hear that I want to tell you if you bring me back to life...

Love,
King Ganon  
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 11, 2007, 01:27:14 PM
Hmm, writing a letter to the scientist? Good idea!

Dear psycho nerd:

Bring me back, or I'll haunt you good!

With Love,
Unit 34r
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: ShyGuy on April 11, 2007, 11:05:04 PM
* * * --------- ?  
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: mantidor on April 12, 2007, 06:18:42 PM
Damn timezones...

Its probably karma for not roleplaying at all, but I find it kind of creepy.

Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Sessha on April 12, 2007, 11:33:40 PM
Friends, relations

I've lived a pretty good life, actually it's been pretty bitchin

This was a long time coming and actually suspected it.

Don't touch my stuff when I'm gone because you know it's mine

And whoever killed me, when I find out

I'm going to whale on you from the grave baby.  

Belome
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 14, 2007, 03:25:03 AM
I still say the living are all idiots. The evidence against Pale is enormous, but no one aims for him...

EDIT: Also, here's a comic showcasing Unit 34r's final moments.

Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: mantidor on April 14, 2007, 02:20:50 PM
hehe I like these comics.

I was actually going to first vote for Pale, but sessha breaking that tie that saved me killing the back-up at the last minute made me suspect him, so I just wanted to see his reaction to my vote.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: that Baby guy on April 14, 2007, 05:02:15 PM
How's everyone doing in here?  Anything to steal?

At least I died 50 miles ahead of all of you.

Oh, and for the rewards, how about "Best Character Actor."
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: NuclearSpeed on April 14, 2007, 08:14:46 PM
i make one vote and i get taken out that night, boy I must have upset some mafia members
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on April 15, 2007, 11:21:02 PM
Figures this happens when my internet is down all day and I can't defend myself

WTB evil scientist pst
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: nickmitch on April 16, 2007, 03:25:03 PM
Well, the mafia has this in the bag now. They have the mad scientist. They also can string up easy bandwagons against anyone they choose.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: that Baby guy on April 16, 2007, 03:39:38 PM
It's a hard knock life.

For us.

It's a hard knock life for us!
'Steada treated,
We get tricked!
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: nickmitch on April 16, 2007, 04:23:13 PM
'Steada kisses,
We get kicked!
It's a hard knock life!
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: vudu on April 16, 2007, 04:26:46 PM
Jigga what?
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: wandering on April 16, 2007, 05:11:33 PM
I lost! To a bunch of losers! Eh, they must have cheated. How could I lose?
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: vudu on April 18, 2007, 06:49:26 AM
I have boredom...Guests? Now I have...FURY! I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge! In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief! What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them. You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity...but my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear? Then now you listen! I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but once I had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering...Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking just like you! I HAVE FURY! Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no. SO MUCH FURY! Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy! ...I HAVE CALM. I am waiting like an elevator. I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but...the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens! I WILL! HAVE! FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES! Hooof... Heffff...D-Did I...have insanity? Did I...have evil? I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy. P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans. Beans and badges... We begin trading! What are you wanting?
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 18, 2007, 09:14:45 AM
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Originally posted by: vudu
I have boredom...Guests? Now I have...FURY! I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge! In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief! What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them. You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity...but my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear? Then now you listen! I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but once I had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering...Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking just like you! I HAVE FURY! Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no. SO MUCH FURY! Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy! ...I HAVE CALM. I am waiting like an elevator. I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but...the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens! I WILL! HAVE! FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES! Hooof... Heffff...D-Did I...have insanity? Did I...have evil? I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy. P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans. Beans and badges... We begin trading! What are you wanting?


You sir have made the longest 100% nonsense rant ever. The only way it could have been better is if you had it as one run-on sentence.

Also, Pale still lives. To the living, I say this:

You.

Are.

Dumb.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: that Baby guy on April 18, 2007, 09:51:50 AM
You and your conspiracy theories, Stabby.  You and your conspiracy theories.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: ShyGuy on April 18, 2007, 10:23:53 AM
I will seek my vengeance upon Pale. Oh yes, he will pay....
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 18, 2007, 10:35:22 AM
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Originally posted by: thatguy
You and your conspiracy theories, Stabby.  You and your conspiracy theories.


I'm telling you, FDR was assassinated by congress because he was working with the Reds!

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I will seek my vengeance upon Pale. Oh yes, he will pay....


Ah, finally a like-minded person! Let us don our tinfoil hats and grab our torches and pitchforks!  
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: wandering on April 18, 2007, 05:30:41 PM
I think the game might be over.
Title: RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: that Baby guy on April 18, 2007, 05:34:30 PM
So, will Stabby be correct, or is he just a loon.  Only a few people know!  Find out soon!
Title: RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 18, 2007, 05:37:54 PM
He's a hilarious loon. Game over people, end results posted in day 10.