Post by: Khushrenada on April 08, 2007, 09:13:51 PM
Wahhhhhhh! Waluigi here. Here to tell you about one of the most interesting capers in history.
It all started one day when I was walking down the street. I had just been kicked out of the dance hall for gesturing towards my crotch one too many times and had no where to go. As I walked along the street, I came upon the local motion picture hall and decided to go in and see one of those talkies Hollywood has been making. After I swiped some popcorn from a sleeping old man, I settled into my seat and got caught up on news around the world. I enjoyed catching up on what others in the business were doing. Al Capone, Bonnie & Clyde and John Dillinger. All of 'em living it up and putting the slip to the coppers.
It got me thinking. I've been resting on my laurels. Sure. Everyone knows there is no greater villain than Waluigi. Nothing can top the time I stole the Mushroom Kingdom's music keys or when I used a Chain Chomp orb and stole a star from Boo on the last turn which robbed him of victory and made me the superstar. Nothing can top that. Well, except for maybe this. Besides here about other gangster's deeds, the newsreel also had a story about a seaside town named Rogueport and a treasure that was rumored to be buried there from long ago.
Cop 1: Wait a minute. That's your story?! You're going to rip off Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door?
Waluigi: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about a thousand year door? I didn't.
Cop 2: Surely you don't think we'd believe a story like this.
Waluigi: What would you believe? A star rod?
Cop 1: Nope.
Waluigi: A bio-form mutagen called Phazon?
Cop 2: No.
Waluigi: A crime syndicate involved in the selling of stolen pocket monsters?
Cop 1: We're not idiots.
Waluigi: Sacred Treasures stolen by the goddess of darkness? A princess kidnapped by a great evil? A triforce? A star road? A racing belt that combines the two great forces of the universe, light and dark?
Cop 2: Each of these is more unbelievable than the last.
Waluigi: What about a treasure buried under a seaside town the whereabouts of which have long been forgotten?
(Cops look at each other)
Waluigi: This story is different I swear.
Cop 1: All right. Proceed.
So, the newsreel says that this long forgotten treasure has just been found. And I begin thinking to myself about how this would be the perfect little caper for me to pull. The theft a thousand year... I mean, long ago ancient treasure. So, after making some money by selling an extra go-kart I had, I sailed to Rogueport. But when I got there, I learned the terrible truth. The treasure had just been stolen. Appearently, it was taken by a group of 5 thieves. Well, I was upset. How dare someone steal from me first.
It turns out, I wasn't the only one upset. Many other villains from the underword had gathered at this spot in the hopes of taking the treasure for themselves. And they were just as mad to learn someone had beaten them to it. I wondered what I should do next when I remembered my mantra: "Only cheaters mess up." And since this band of thieves had cheated me of this treasure, I knew it would only be a matter of time before they messed up. And I would soon be proven right.
Because the theft had just happened, Rogueport authorities shut down all shipping lanes. That meant the thieves would still be stuck in Rogueport. Reports soon went out that the thieves had gone into hiding in the sewers. Other thieves meanwhile had got it into their heads to track down this gang and steal the treasure from them. Even if that meant murder. Desperate to keep people from finding them out, the gang of thieves was just as ready to kill also. And so I embarked upon a strange journey of my own as I navigated the seedy underworld amidst the carnage that would soon unfold. You got that coppers?
Cop 1: We're getting it. Just continue with the testimony.
Well, it didn't take long for people to start accusing one another which set this whole powderkeg off. The first day went something like this:
Post by: Khushrenada on April 08, 2007, 09:14:35 PM
It is up to you the players to vote. There are no vote enforcement rules for this game. If you don't like the fact that someone is not voting, you kill 'em this time.
If you have a question about your role, send me it in a private message. If it is a general question or you feel it won't reveal your role, then you can feel free to post it in the day's voting thread or player list thread. I'll be checking through here constantly.
Voting will end today at Midnight Eastern Time.
When the vote ends, I ask that everyone with a night action send it to me as soon as possible. In fact, if you want to send it to me earlier in the day, I'd appreciate it. It helps me resolve the actions and write the story sooner and I can get the next day's thread up on time. I will be placing a time limit on night actions this time. If you have not sent me an order by 1:30 AM Eastern Time, you will not get an action for that night.
Make sure you are familiar with the gameplay rules in the sign-up thread.
If you have not chosen a character yet, I will assign you one tomorrow and send you an avatar also. Thanks for the extra work, whichever of you are that lazy.
I think that's everything. Well, let's some carnage people. Game on.
Post by: Shift Key on April 08, 2007, 10:35:00 PM
Post by: stevey on April 09, 2007, 12:37:42 AM
Post by: Spak-Spang on April 09, 2007, 03:24:45 AM
If only I still had my magic wand...I would be like ZAP!!! Your a freaking box turtle or handkerchief or something evil like that.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 03:53:20 AM
I can't very well have that now, can I? Where'd I put my rifle...
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on April 09, 2007, 04:45:02 AM
I'm torn between the logic of keeping a low profile and my love of being in the internet limelight.
Post by: Spak-Spang on April 09, 2007, 06:26:17 AM
Seriously, guys. How could that brat believe Princess Peach is his mom. She's a beautiful Princess and he's a freaking TURTLE!!!
There is no way Peach did anything with Bowser, and he isn't the type to bruise and abuse, or take advantage off. Really, I never quite understood why Bowser was into kidnapping.
But geez, how can that retarded Baby ever take our places.
....
*sigh*
Bartender, hit me again, I can't end on an even number.
Post by: 18 Days on April 09, 2007, 06:37:35 AM
1. He doens't eat breakfast
and
2. Voting for first time players is mean, even if Pittboi is lame.
Also, in case you're not paying attention. I am now Giovanni.
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2007, 06:39:56 AM
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Originally posted by: Spak-Spang
Bartender, Another Pint please...I can't end on an odd number.
Seriously, guys. How could that brat believe Princess Peach is his mom. She's a beautiful Princess and he's a freaking TURTLE!!!
There is no way Peach did anything with Bowser, and he isn't the type to bruise and abuse, or take advantage off. Really, I never quite understood why Bowser was into kidnapping.
But geez, how can that retarded Baby ever take our places.
....
*sigh*
Bartender, hit me again, I can't end on an even number.
Your griping has gone from cute to annoying. <vote changed>
(this is only a placeholder vote for now)
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2007, 06:48:22 AM
vote shift key for accusing a first timer.
Post by: MaryJane on April 09, 2007, 07:13:51 AM
Vote Shift-Key
Post by: vudu on April 09, 2007, 08:07:33 AM
VOTE PITTBOI because he has the annoyance of a thousand pairs of wet boxer-briefs.
Post by: nickmitch on April 09, 2007, 08:18:23 AM
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2007, 08:33:41 AM
Post by: Pittbboi on April 09, 2007, 09:02:48 AM
Ummm, I guess there really isn't anything to go on at this point. So I'll just dive in and Vote Shift Key in self-defense...
Post by: vudu on April 09, 2007, 09:03:57 AM
QuoteNormally, I am in agreement with that of which you speak. It is generally dog bone unsavory to vote out players that which are new to the game.
Originally posted by: Zach
I just dont like to vote out first time players on the first night, so Im just going with what I've got right now.
QuoteHowever, the rash in my side that is Pittboi outweighs any negativityness that may come with voting out a newb. My vote remains and it burns with the fire of a hundred giant lightning bugs.
Originally posted by: Zach
Pittboi being annoying is as good a reason as any at this point.
Post by: that Baby guy on April 09, 2007, 09:19:40 AM
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However, the rash in my side that is Pittboi outweighs any negativityness that may come with voting out a newb. My vote remains and it burns with the fire of a hundred giant lightning bugs.
Can Fawful get rashes?
I thought he was made of some type of bean.
Post by: ShyGuy on April 09, 2007, 09:48:25 AM
(ShyGuys don't speak)
Commencing online journal of Heihoo the ShyGuy.
- Ran into the red Snifit today. Geez, those guys are jerks. They think they are soooo superior with their projectile firing gas masks. Whatev. My mom still nags me that I didn't join the Snifits apprentice program in school. Get off my back! I have to live my own life, ok? I think I will call Frank the Parakoopa and see how his job interview went.
I guess I am supposed to vote, but I have enough on my mind right now.
Heihoo
Feeling: Annoyed
Listening to: Overworld (2)
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 10:05:00 AM
Post by: Pale on April 09, 2007, 12:04:15 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 12:17:29 PM
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Originally posted by: Pale
First person to tell me who to vote for today wins!
Yourself.
Vote Pale
Post by: Khushrenada on April 09, 2007, 12:28:56 PM
Shift Key - 4
Pittboi - 2
Pale - 1
The votes keep getting divided by half. Oh no!
Post by: Pale on April 09, 2007, 12:47:43 PM
Vote Sir_Stabbalot
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 12:54:28 PM
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Originally posted by: Pale
That doesn't work.
Vote Sir_Stabbalot
Actually, yes it does work. See your post:
Quote
Originally posted by: Pale
First person to tell me who to vote for today wins!
Which was followed by this post:
Quote
Originally posted by: Sir_StabbalotQuote
Originally posted by: Pale
First person to tell me who to vote for today wins!
Yourself.
Vote Pale
You had no disclaimers or loopholes, and I've got the agreement in writing. We can take this to court if you want, but I doubt the judge would see things your way. Therefore, you should just minimize the damage and vote for yourself, lest you be known as untrustworthy and a liar. Plus, I can spin this so you'll have terrible credit for the rest of your life.
Post by: Pale on April 09, 2007, 12:58:27 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 01:00:56 PM
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Originally posted by: Pale
I'm not scared. You have been marked. I will be annoying for the rest of this game.
It takes two to tango, you know. You've played with the bull, now here comes the horns.
Post by: Pale on April 09, 2007, 01:08:04 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 01:22:16 PM
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Originally posted by: Pale
EVERYONE VOTE FOR STABBY!
I'm already gathering the models for a court battle in Garry's Mod. Just a bit of texturing and they'll be ready to go.
Do you really want me to make you speak broken engrish? The process can be reversed by voting for yourself.
Post by: Pale on April 09, 2007, 01:35:42 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 01:44:08 PM
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Originally posted by: Pale
I already told ya. I'm not scurred.
You'll be sorry!
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2007, 01:48:19 PM
grunt
Post by: Shift Key on April 09, 2007, 02:01:15 PM
Post by: stevey on April 09, 2007, 02:03:49 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 02:09:53 PM
Damn monkey...
Post by: Pale on April 09, 2007, 02:15:16 PM
Rogue Mafia To-Vote-For List
Sir_Stabbalot x1
Stevey x1
Post by: that Baby guy on April 09, 2007, 02:25:34 PM
Post by: Sessha on April 09, 2007, 02:37:21 PM
Post by: mantidor on April 09, 2007, 02:58:20 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 09, 2007, 03:03:26 PM
The pic is crap, as I didn't really put much effort into it, as it's just a warning. I'm serious about this, Pale. Vote for yourself and this will all be over.
I hope for your sake Pale I see your capitulation post in the morning.
Post by: nickmitch on April 09, 2007, 03:26:43 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on April 09, 2007, 03:29:28 PM
I can tell all of that from his eyes, though. All of that from his eyes.
Post by: nickmitch on April 09, 2007, 03:48:39 PM
Post by: Pale on April 09, 2007, 04:11:38 PM
I thought I was a townie?
I think I'm a townie.
I'm a townie right?
Post by: Shift Key on April 09, 2007, 04:20:56 PM
oh well, someone's gotta start the dead thread
Post by: MysticGohan on April 09, 2007, 04:40:30 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on April 09, 2007, 04:49:24 PM
Shift Key - 5
Pittboi - 3
Pale - 2
Sir_Stabbalot - 1
Oohhboy - 1
Post by: Athrun Zala on April 09, 2007, 04:50:51 PM
I thought voting was over
EDIT: My spelling today is made of PHAIL...
Post by: Khushrenada on April 09, 2007, 05:01:58 PM
The scrawling, screeching, xenophbic metroid has died.
If you have not done so already, let's get those night actions in people.
Or should I say, Voting is over.... cheaters!
Post by: Athrun Zala on April 09, 2007, 05:13:37 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on April 09, 2007, 05:15:05 PM
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2007, 05:21:05 PM
Edit: I think I might have found the problem, AZ do you guys in Uruguay have Daylight Savings Time?
Post by: wandering on April 09, 2007, 05:26:30 PM
Delicious.
A gaggle of rogues, all gathered in one town. And a dead metroid. Part one of my fifteen-part get-rich-reasonably-quick scheme is already complete.
Post by: that Baby guy on April 09, 2007, 05:27:26 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on April 09, 2007, 05:32:33 PM
Quoteyeah, we do, but we are not in it now... the problem was that for a couple of days, the time here and over there were the same, so that kinda confused me
Originally posted by: Zach
ah, makes it so much easier to actually live in the area the mafia games are based around doesnt it.
Edit: I think I might have found the problem, AZ do you guys in Uruguay have Daylight Savings Time?
Post by: 18 Days on April 09, 2007, 06:06:45 PM
Post by: Shift Key on April 09, 2007, 06:12:43 PM
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Originally posted by: 18 Days
Gee I feel real bad about starting a badnwagon. I hate bandwagons. Anyone up for spreading the votes out a bit?
Yeah sure, I'll help
Post by: Khushrenada on April 09, 2007, 06:17:07 PM
