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Title: You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 29, 2007, 09:00:09 PM
When I go to shut down or restart windows and then walk away from my computer, only to come back about 10 minutes later and windows has to inform me that some program wasn't functioning properly and wants to know if I want to end the program.
Wasn't I just shutting down the computer and wouldn't that already "end" all the programs?
That's What Really Grinds My Gears!!
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 30, 2007, 01:01:07 AM
I know what you mean, mine does that at home three or four times a week sometimes.
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 30, 2007, 01:45:26 AM
Mine does that every single time, it can never shut down the bloody HP printer software. It's Tron.
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 30, 2007, 01:52:17 AM
mine is usually something with shell hide icon or a mix of that for whatever it even is.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on March 30, 2007, 02:24:42 AM
I hate it when Windows updates, then is all "WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTART NOW!?" and I'm all "No..." and then I leave the room only to come back to find that it restarted anyway...
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 30, 2007, 02:41:12 AM
I hate it when I go home for lunch and come back and my computer has no programs open because the computer automatically updated and then restarted because of it.
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Post by: odifiend on March 30, 2007, 03:17:23 AM
I hate windows - I'm not made of windex.
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Post by: ShyGuy on March 30, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
Shutdown issues are a feature!
this is why I run Freespire
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on March 30, 2007, 04:28:23 AM
learn computers
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 30, 2007, 04:57:05 AM
I dun't use winders.
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Post by: vudu on March 30, 2007, 05:37:17 AM
Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 30, 2007, 06:21:12 AM
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Post by: Smoke39 on March 30, 2007, 07:03:12 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Bill Aurion I hate it when Windows updates, then is all "WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTART NOW!?" and I'm all "No..." and then I leave the room only to come back to find that it restarted anyway...
It's even worse if you keep using your computer for several more hours and having a window pop up every few minutes saying "Do you wanna restart NOW?" and having to continually tell it "I WILL RESTART ON MY OWN LATER!"
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 30, 2007, 09:14:37 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Smoke39
Quote Originally posted by: Bill Aurion I hate it when Windows updates, then is all "WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTART NOW!?" and I'm all "No..." and then I leave the room only to come back to find that it restarted anyway...
It's even worse if you keep using your computer for several more hours and having a window pop up every few minutes saying "Do you wanna restart NOW?" and having to continually tell it "I WILL RESTART ON MY OWN LATER!"
That is very annoying, you would think that telling it once you will restart late ron your own would be enough.
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Post by: MaryJane on March 30, 2007, 09:26:30 AM
If you gently stroke your computer it does everything you want.
I mean EVERYTHING!!
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Post by: Khushrenada on March 30, 2007, 10:02:04 AM
You know what really grinds my gears?
People taking other people's statements on the internet and making those statements seem like they have some risque innuendo to them. Or making statements with risque innuendo.
But that is nothing compared to not being able to park in the handicapped parking spots. Seriously. Why do we still have these? Do you think disabled people like being seperated from everyone and being treated different? Of course not. That's why I see people with disabilities park in other spots. They don't want to be treated different. If the disabled aren't even going to use those spots. then why can't I? It just GRINDS MY GEARS SO MUCH. Then, when I try to park there, (to show that I don't judge people by their disabilities and that we are all equal) I get a ticket. Then when I start asserting my rights, they throw me in jail. I AM JUST SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!
By the way, the guards are telling me that this counts as my one phone call and time is up so could someone phone my lawyer and let my parents know where I am?
Hey, quit grabbing! I'm almost done typing. OW. My lawyer is so going to hear about that. Give me back the keyboard! I ak n;a asd ano a9-f dcm ;O; o DIOvdewipwe9p234 9e3r Q QARG tHIS ISN'T FAIR I TELLS YA ;R;P A IJNCAV EWRI OWWWW V A; IUAV I FVA SON OF A OARIE 0P[FV' '[RIA GR0[9G
Help me.
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Post by: nickmitch on March 30, 2007, 10:30:36 AM
I hate it when a program crashes and I try to close it, but I can't for some reason. So, to use the program, I have to shut down my comp, but it won't let me 'cause the damn program won't close. Then I just hold the button and it shuts off. That's fixes the problem, but it really grinds my gears.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 30, 2007, 04:20:29 PM
Use the task manager to kill the process, then restart the program. Also, get a $69 Vista Premium Upgrade from any academic software website, and do a full install with it (install, don't enter product ID, don't do any online updates, then reinstall as an upgrade and DO enter the product ID, then download updates AFTER installing).
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 30, 2007, 04:44:41 PM
I hate it when I'm typing and the computer cras
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Post by: UncleBob on March 30, 2007, 04:51:48 PM
I hate it when people kill unborn babies in the name of "choice". That really grinds my gears.
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Post by: wandering on March 30, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
Quote I hate it when people kill unborn babies in the name of "choice". That really grinds my gears.
I don't see how right-wingers can't see that making abortions illegal would do nothing but ensure that babies would be killed in alleyways (with coathangers, or by leaving them in dumpsters), instead of in doctor's offices. But then, I guess you can't see much of anything when you have your head up your ass.
...why does it feel like we've had this discussion before? oh, that's right...
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Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 30, 2007, 05:44:49 PM
This thread will soon go to hell...
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 30, 2007, 06:01:19 PM
You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.
And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting?
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Post by: Khushrenada on March 30, 2007, 06:06:04 PM
Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 30, 2007, 06:10:17 PM
Whoa, fancy technology
EDIT WHY DOES ' : O' MAKE THE SMILEY APPEAR, ISN'T SHOCKING!
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Post by: IceCold on March 30, 2007, 06:13:46 PM
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Post by: wandering on March 30, 2007, 06:13:49 PM
...I know! That screwed up one of my posts in 18days's mafia. That really grinds my gears.
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Post by: Smoke39 on March 30, 2007, 06:27:37 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Khushrenada Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.
That's dumb. Who wants to piss in a diaper when they can just masturbate first and then piss all normal-style?
Quote Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey WHY DOES ' : O' MAKE THE SMILEY APPEAR, ISN'T SHOCKING!
You're typing it backwards. It goes like this O:
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 30, 2007, 06:30:38 PM
Typing backwards reverses and distorts time though!
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Post by: wandering on March 30, 2007, 06:33:23 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Smoke39
Quote Originally posted by: Khushrenada Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.
That's dumb. Who wants to piss in a diaper when they can just masturbate first and then piss all normal-style?
Yes, but who'd want to masturbate first than piss all normal-style in the bathroom, when you could just do both in bed?
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Post by: Smoke39 on March 30, 2007, 06:35:52 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey Typing backwards reverses and distorts time though!
Fine, you crybaby! o:< Stick some random tags in between the : and the O. Like this :O
Quote Originally posted by: wandering Yes, but who'd want to masturbate first than piss all normal-style in the bathroom, when you could just do both in bed?
But then you'd have to lie around in your own piss. D:
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 30, 2007, 06:51:30 PM
I'll cry all I want!
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Post by: ShyGuy on March 30, 2007, 07:17:37 PM
I have 3 seizures in my brain stem NOW.
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 30, 2007, 07:44:05 PM
Quote Originally posted by: pap64 This thread will soon go to hell...
Your powers of foresight have, once again, delivered.
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Post by: UncleBob on March 31, 2007, 02:20:43 AM
Quote Originally posted by: wandering
Quote I hate it when people kill unborn babies in the name of "choice". That really grinds my gears.
I don't see how right-wingers can't see that making abortions illegal would do nothing but ensure that babies would be killed in alleyways (with coathangers, or by leaving them in dumpsters), instead of in doctor's offices. But then, I guess you can't see much of anything when you have your head up your ass.
...why does it feel like we've had this discussion before? oh, that's right...
Ummm... you didn't happen to nice that in each of these cases, I've taken the exact opposite stand in reference to this particular subject, did you?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 31, 2007, 04:53:24 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.
And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting?
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Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 31, 2007, 06:07:39 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
Quote Originally posted by: pap64 This thread will soon go to hell...
Your powers of foresight have, once again, delivered.
And your powers of stating the obvious have, once again, delivered. :P
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Post by: oohhboy on March 31, 2007, 09:27:11 AM
That awsome gif reminds me of an imporant question. Can a man really hold and fire a minigun like than and get knocked over by the recoil?
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Post by: MaryJane on March 31, 2007, 10:07:13 AM
Yes he really could...
NOT getting knocked down would be a real test of strength.
As would having tantric sex for 30 straight hours! That really grinds my gears.
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Post by: Ceric on March 31, 2007, 02:55:55 PM
Quote Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1 When I go to shut down or restart windows and then walk away from my computer, only to come back about 10 minutes later and windows has to inform me that some program wasn't functioning properly and wants to know if I want to end the program.
Wasn't I just shutting down the computer and wouldn't that already "end" all the programs?
That's What Really Grinds My Gears!!
start->run (or Windows key + R) shutdown -f -t 00
That command literally is Shutdown -f(Force Quit) -t(Time 0 seconds or now). Macs have a similar command for logging off and shutting down but off the top of my head I can't remember it.
Also if you put a -r in their it tells it to restart. If you are on the command line shutdown /? (or help shutdown) will give you more options or you can look it up in help. For *nix (that includes you OSXers) the man command, as you probably know, is your friend and I'm sure there is an equivalent command.
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Post by: Plugabugz on April 02, 2007, 02:52:26 AM
What grinds my gears is exactly the same thing, ISH.
It exits all the programs and gets to the "windows is shutting down" phase. Then stops there. Never to proceed.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 23, 2007, 07:10:36 PM
You know what else really grinds my gears?
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 23, 2007, 07:26:10 PM
How can you have your cake if you eat it? Once you've eaten it, it's gone. You can't posess what no longer exists. O:<
edit: As long as we're whining about stupid phrases, I don't like the "glass half empty/full" ones. ONE glass is made of TWO halves. What if I view the glass in its entirety, huh!?
Stupid fvcking metaphors.
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 23, 2007, 07:28:04 PM
Not if you get a really big cake, then you can have it, but still eat some, too.
Mmm...cake.
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 23, 2007, 07:31:41 PM
That's dumb.
I don't even like cake. Cake is dumb. Stupid cake.
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 23, 2007, 07:35:39 PM
You haven't had good cake then.
You're dumb. Stupid Smoke39.
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 23, 2007, 07:38:19 PM
Maybe I just don't like cake.
You know what grinds my gears? Thatguy. What a jerk! "Look at me I'm a random stickfigureman! I consist of lines! Blah blah blah!"
Jerk.
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 23, 2007, 07:39:51 PM
You're stupid and I hate you! You can't tell me who to be! You're not my mom! You're not my dad! You don't own me!
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 23, 2007, 07:41:21 PM
You don't own you, either. Wha'd'you say t'that?
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 23, 2007, 07:43:55 PM
Alright, I'm calling you out. You've done it now. We have to settle this.
I am challenging you to a duel, sir. You choose the method of your eternal demise.
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 23, 2007, 07:46:10 PM
This is you:
"Being that I am but a mere 2-dimensional stick figure, my brain has a volume of 0, which makes me pretty brainless."
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 23, 2007, 07:49:35 PM
This is you:
"I like pancakes. I wear them like underwear. Hurr hurr hurr. Pancakes are a type of cake, but I hate all cake. Durr durr durr."
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 23, 2007, 07:51:57 PM
That's dumb.
I don't even like pancakes. Pancakes are dumb. Stupid pancakes.
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 23, 2007, 07:54:04 PM
Hmm, trying to change the subject? OBJECTION!
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 23, 2007, 07:56:22 PM
I'm not changing anything. You're the one who brought pancakes up. Stupid brainless stickfigureman.
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 23, 2007, 07:59:27 PM
Yes, but you brought up stickfigures, removing the subject of cake from view. I merely sidestepped to a parallel discussion, to the crazy cousin of cake-kind, the pancake, a.k.a. the flapjack, a.k.a. Bunyan's bane.
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 23, 2007, 08:02:12 PM
It's not my fault you're a stupid stickfigureman.
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Post by: UncleBob on May 27, 2007, 03:29:20 AM
I hate websites that make you go through 14 security checks to look at your personal infomation, but then require that you use Internet Explorer.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 27, 2007, 03:48:56 AM
Wanna know what else Really Grinds My Gears?
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna help them pull their head out of their @ss just so that they can stop looking for it.
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Post by: wandering on February 19, 2008, 12:22:23 AM
You know what really grinds my gears? This forum trying to tell me I shouldn't bump old threads.
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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting? That grinds my gears of war. You have to like stand thousands of miles away from the toilet to get it in.
And what happens if you miss? That Duck Hunt dog laughs while holding his paw over his gob to stop the demons from escaping and eating ALL the scrambled eggs in McDonalds Big Breakfasts. They're not even that big. You know what's big? You know how you get those boners in the morning because your bladder is so full of urine that only an erection can stop the dam from bursting?
Infernal, the solution is simple. Just do like I do and wear Depends. I don't have that problem anymore. It's also space age approved since it's the same method used by NASA.
That's dumb. Who wants to piss in a diaper when they can just masturbate first and then piss all normal-style?
Yes, but who'd want to masturbate first than piss all normal-style in the bathroom, when you could just do both in bed?
But then you'd have to lie around in your own piss. D:
Piss is the only fluid that would bother you in that scenario?
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Post by: that Baby guy on February 19, 2008, 09:19:18 AM
That's Smoke for you, a pancake-loving fool.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 16, 2009, 03:01:18 PM
You know what really grinds my gears?
I missed the season opener for 30 Rock and I always miss Heroes (because I'd rather watch House) and both shows come on NBC. I have Comcast that has On Demand and both of those shows are listed.
NBC wants me to pay $0.99 to watch the On Demand version of all their damn TV shows!! How am I supposed to catch up or get interested in their shows (assuming I want to watch it on the TV) if I have to pay for what essentially airs for FREE on TV? They wonder why so many of their shows get bad rating.... it's bad karma.
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Post by: Stogi on October 16, 2009, 03:05:13 PM
30 rock was pretty funny.
May I suggest Ninjavideo.net as an alternative resource? They usually have a flash version of the show a day later than it airs.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 16, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
I could watch it on NBC.com or Hulu but I wanted to watch it on TV while I surf the internet at the same time like usual. $.099 for the privilege of watching it on TV when I already pay for cable and Network TV is free on over the air signal is asking too much.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 28, 2011, 05:12:50 PM
You know what really grinds my gears?
Why is it that after I burn a new disc in my computer and it automatically ejects the disc when it's done that I have to physically go back to the computer and push the button/drive to make the disc go back in?
I mean there is a button I can click in Windows Explorer that says eject and it will open the drive. If I push that physical button on the drive i twill open the drive, but if I push that same button again, it will also close the drive. So why can't I click on the "eject" button on my computer screen and have it close the drive too?
Why do I have to get up and walk over to my computer to close the drive when I didn't have to get and walk over to open it??
That Really Grinds My Gears!
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Post by: ThePerm on January 28, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
your right, on the other hand...that sounds really...lazy
not to mention there is a close cd tray option.....