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Title: just joking
Post by: Mysticspike on February 13, 2007, 04:25:27 PM: this joke was in my newspaper one day:

a captain of a boat was sailing on a pitch black night when he saw a light in the distance. he signaled to the other light to change their coarse 10 degrees west, and the light signaled back, "changed yours 10 degrees east" he started to get angry. he signaled "i'm not changing mine" he got the signal back, "okay, well i'm not changing mine" by now he was furious. he signaled "change yours now or we'll collide. your call." the signal came back as, "i'm a lighthouse. your call"

post some of your jokes here
Title: RE: just joking
Post by: IceCold on February 13, 2007, 04:35:00 PM: Wrong thread, but CORRECT board this time

EDIT: And the joke you posted was, I believe, someone from a Canadian lighthouse talking to an American boat.
Title: RE:just joking
Post by: Mysticspike on February 13, 2007, 04:39:03 PM: o i didn't know about that other one.

anyways, i just read in the paper the joke. it wasn't a comic, just a writen joke, and it didn't say anything about the lighthouse being canadian and the boat being american, but whatever plants your seed
Title: RE: just joking
Post by: ShyGuy on February 13, 2007, 06:13:40 PM: I think I know who you are now mysticspike, or at least I am close.
Title: RE: just joking
Post by: 18 Days on February 13, 2007, 06:19:47 PM: joke:
mysticspike

lolololololololololol
Title: RE:just joking
Post by: Mysticspike on February 14, 2007, 10:43:22 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I think I know who you are now mysticspike, or at least I am close.

what do u mean?
Title: RE: just joking
Post by: ShyGuy on February 14, 2007, 11:03:57 AM: Well, lesse... Your see-saw of proper grammar and an affected web dialect, not to mention the fact you seem to mostly post in the funhouse are two big clues.
The fact that a mod has revealed anything about you one way or the other makes me think you are a staff member or a longtime forum member.

Now, we tie that to the fact that the perp will want to return to the scene of the crime and we begin to make some correlations...
Title: RE:just joking
Post by: Mysticspike on February 14, 2007, 01:37:32 PM: dude, trust me, i'm not any of those things. i joke around sometimes, but i don't lie like that. if that's what u think, it's fine with me, but it's not true. and usually when i misspell things it's because i don't know how to spell things, or don't want to type out the whole thing. sometimes i just type out the whole thing, though. it depends on if i'm in a hurry or not.
Title: RE: just joking
Post by: ShyGuy on February 14, 2007, 02:27:44 PM: Tell us about Wisconsin.
Title: RE:just joking
Post by: Mysticspike on February 14, 2007, 02:38:07 PM: it's not true that everyone likes cheese. i hate it. right now i think were having the coldest winter ever. it's like -15 and that's cold for here
brrr
it's nice, though
Title: RE: just joking
Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 15, 2007, 05:27:50 PM: I think there's a certain kind of rodent that likes cheese...
Title: RE:just joking
Post by: Mysticspike on February 15, 2007, 06:48:50 PM: well don't stop. i want to know all the info on this pestery little vermin
Title: RE:just joking
Post by: segagamer12 on February 15, 2007, 07:26:57 PM: I live in Nevada so you better not be accusing ME of being this guy. Wandring is from wisconson though.
I am now begingin to agree with shyguy. I got it someone dig up that ugly face thread...
Title: RE:just joking
Post by: Mysticspike on February 16, 2007, 05:42:44 PM: oh, ther's meanness in the aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiir
Title: RE: just joking
Post by: Bloodworth on February 16, 2007, 05:45:11 PM: thanks for bumping this. It's going down the tubes too.