Post by: 18 Days on January 07, 2007, 09:06:31 PM
Allright so I want to tell you a story, the story of carnarge that unfolded on that site I used to work for called Planet Gamecube that fell apart not long after my departure. I'd been keeping the rats out of that sinking ship's hull for years but when I was jettisoned the rats soon took over - so to speak.
So liek Nintendo brought out this new console, a revolution but it wasn't a revolution at all no no it was Wii much like the sound children make when on the slide or what I've used to gain ownership over Billy's possessions. But no some poeple didn't like this new name, like Bloodworth, he hated it so PGC had to get a new name and without my fine guidance they settled on Nintendo World Report which makes it sound like Nintendo is still in school and got a B- or something. So yeah hen like the forums were all about sooking about the join over the Wii name and that NWR doesn't rhyme like PGC did and how Fusetalk is rubbish and that the only reason PGC use this is becuase Rick Powers or whatever alias he's under these days licks the bottom of Fusetalk or something or nothing. So then like new forums were made and in the chaos that followed, everyone took wandering and Perm's lead by registerigna nd posting under dupe accounts, masquerading as other members! This behavior brought about much confusion and disgust from all involved and massive flame wars broke out! If the mods didn't already have their own names taken there might've been a chance for calm but there wasn't and people began to berate each other until someone was forced to leave the board forever!
The events that followed on the first day, went something like this:
Welcome to mafia. Highlighted text like this will be the shi that makes sense because as you might be able to tell the story already doesn't. Voting is open, NWR staff kill night is tonight. Everyone send me your day/night actions via PM. READY SET GO!
Post by: Dasmos on January 08, 2007, 12:49:55 AM
Just cause.
Post by: 18 Days on January 08, 2007, 12:50:06 AM
Some other things I should've mentioned.
You must vote at least once aver 3 days. Further inactivity will see you removed fromthe game Garnee.
Also. Voting closes at 11pm GMT (London Time) I'm sure you can all work out how long you have from that. I would like to leave the voting open a bit longer but I have to be at work by 9am my time.
(And start posting dammit, I know day one is hard but geez)
Post by: Shift Key on January 08, 2007, 12:51:27 AM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on January 08, 2007, 12:55:43 AM
Post by: Pale on January 08, 2007, 02:30:56 AM
VEDETTA! /\_
Post by: ShyGuy on January 08, 2007, 04:06:42 AM
This is similar to the strategy of the protagonist of the obscure french film, Oui Fromage Oui (Yes Cheese Yes for you simpletons) I highly recommend it and I know that none of you mouth breathers have ever seen the film before.
Oh, and Nintendo fans would not know a good FPS if it hit them in the head. That is all.
Post by: Athrun Zala on January 08, 2007, 04:18:41 AM
....16....
*checks list*
VOTE PRYO
(hmm..... lowest number is 6...so I won't use this method again
)
Post by: NuclearSpeed on January 08, 2007, 04:31:43 AM
Do not listen to the fanbois, they do not know who to vote for. Use your own mind and vote proper.
VOTE MARYJANE
drugs are bad.
Post by: Pale on January 08, 2007, 05:38:40 AM
Post by: MysticGohan on January 08, 2007, 05:51:00 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on January 08, 2007, 06:52:46 AM
I speak on behalf of your entire customer base when I say Shift Key's impression of Shyguy doing an impression of Svevan is dead-on accurate.
Post by: vudu on January 08, 2007, 06:55:41 AM
QuoteShyGuy wins the thread. And since there's only room for one Svevan on NWR VOTE SVEVAN. (Shift Key's next)
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I will play this mafia game differently. I will vote for whichever philistine doesn't agree with my opinions on movies and games that I played at E3.
This is similar to the strategy of the protagonist of the obscure french film, Oui Fromage Oui (Yes Cheese Yes for you simpletons) I highly recommend it and I know that none of you mouth breathers have ever seen the film before.
Oh, and Nintendo fans would not know a good FPS if it hit them in the head. That is all.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on January 08, 2007, 07:33:16 AM
VOTE SEGAGAMER12
Post by: Shift Key on January 08, 2007, 08:11:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
And since there's only room for one Svevan on NWR VOTE SVEVAN. (Shift Key's next)
Don't worry, I have more avatar-inside-an-avatar avatars on the way. Stay tuned.
Dear Nintendo,
I have this terrible feeling that I don't know who I am. Can you help?
Regards,
SvevanShyguyShiftKey
Post by: Zach on January 08, 2007, 08:29:06 AM
no offense stevey, its just because of who I am imitating
Post by: Ceric on January 08, 2007, 08:53:33 AM
(Because Vudu Predicted he be next
)
Post by: nickmitch on January 08, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
Post by: 18 Days on January 08, 2007, 09:58:13 AM
EDIT: MY WATCH IS SLOW! TIME'S UP! (Board time)
