Post by: vudu on October 19, 2006, 10:23:36 AM
QuoteNot satisfied with merely defending their home turf, stingrays are now attacking us in our territory.
An 81-year-old boater was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stabbed him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest
Be sure to check between your bed sheets tonight otherwise you might be in for a nasty surprise.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 19, 2006, 10:27:10 AM
Stingray barb up the butt? I know there are a few people here that won't bother to check first, and a few more that will check, but be dissappointed when there is no stingray waiting for them.
Post by: Smash_Brother on October 19, 2006, 10:40:44 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on October 19, 2006, 10:53:04 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on October 19, 2006, 10:53:07 AM
Post by: Ceric on October 19, 2006, 11:08:38 AM
Post by: SgtShiversBen on October 19, 2006, 11:57:46 AM
I knew I should have bought that insurance
Post by: Arbok on October 19, 2006, 12:23:16 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 19, 2006, 12:34:06 PM
"Take your shirt off Bob, so the stingray won't choke on the buttons when it eats us." "Forget that noise, my hairy man-breasts are too embarrassing to show."
Post by: Svevan on October 19, 2006, 09:13:32 PM
Post by: EasyCure on October 20, 2006, 05:11:21 AM
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Originally posted by: Svevan
The lone white guy is WAY too happy to be coddling a man-eating monster.
actually the guy on the far right seems to be getting ALOT of pleasure out of it, and the guy on the far left seems to be finishing up...
Post by: Shift Key on October 20, 2006, 05:29:07 AM
Post by: Ceric on October 20, 2006, 01:38:58 PM
Post by: Crimm on October 20, 2006, 02:01:53 PM
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Originally posted by: Ceric
But what about are Newsbot Overlord... He will not be pleased...
I'm up for a pay-per-view battle royal.
Post by: UncleBob on October 20, 2006, 03:21:40 PM
