Post by: Khushrenada on October 03, 2006, 09:24:09 PM
Gazelle's racer spun wildly off the course, flipping through the air. Mighty Gazelle was thrown out of his racer far ahead onto the ground. He got up with only a slight bend in one leg. "Fools!" He yelled. "I am a cyborg! I am undestructable! I am Invinca---!" His words were cut short as his racing machine fell on top of him. It crushed him and sent peicies of him flying all over the ground. Lying there, with no legs and one arm, his racer burning atop of him and his torso slowly melting from the heat, Mighty Gazelle was still able to control his voice box and shout defiantly to the other racers. "Where do you think you're going? It's only a flesh wound. Come back here, you ---!" Again, Gazelle's speech was cut short as a giant sandshark came up from the ground and ate Gazelle and his racer. It would later choke from this decision and Gazelle would remain under the Sand Ocean's earth, slowly rusting away into oblivion.
After the race, everyone went to Gazelle's room at the Sand Ocean hotel. Searching through the room, they came upon a some mind control chips as well as some top secret documents. Reading through the documents, Beastman made an important discovery. "Mighty Gazelle was the mafia propagandist for the Legends mafia! He's been mind controlling Captain Falcon!"
"Hurry, we must save Captain Falcon," Jody Summer cried. "Yeah, sure, whatever" mumbled Black Shadow, Blood Falcon, Pico, Samurai
Goroh, Deathborn, Antonio Guster and a bunch of others, who proceeded to loiter in the room. But as it turned out, their efforts were too late.
Captain Falcon aka MattVDB was fixing his machine after another victory. "Man, that Blood Falcon is getting on my nerves," he muttered, fixing a dent caused by the Blood Falcon. Then he saw a reflection on the surface of his craft. Someone was sneaking up behind him. Captain Falcon wheeled around. "Who's there?" he yelled. "I am a bounty hunter much like yourself." "Show me your moves!" challenged Falcon. "You asked for it," replied the assailant. He brought a lead pipe down on Falcon's helmet, bashing it in. "Woah. Kind of dizzy there," Falcon said dazed. "Better unleash the big guns. Falcon Punch!" And with all his strength, he punched the assailant out of the room. "Need to sit down. Feel...I feel like I...need to buy something broken. Or..or take a dump," stuttered Falcon. But then another figure emerged from the shadows. "Who are you?" asked Falcon. "I'm your killer," came the answer. "Let's settle this at the next race," said Falcon, "Not like this. This is the coward's way." "I don't care," came the answer. Later, when the rest of the racers came to see Captain Falcon, they found him dead. Half the crowd cheered. Now they wouldn't have to worry about beating him anymore. "Let's llok through his belongings," cried Blood Falcon. "Good idea...son," replied Black Shadow. "Don't call me that ever again. I hate you, DAD!" responded Blood Falcon, who ran off crying. "Aww nuts. Hey son! Don't do this. Hey! Wait up," yelled Black Shadow running after Falcon. During all this commotion, Antonio Guster grapped a pile of papers from the Blue Falcon's cockpit. Going through them, he learned that Captain Falcon had become a corrupted townie, serving the Legends Mafia. He also found love letters to James McCloud. Man, I am so sick of learning about his love life, thought Antonio. Still, he best get rid of them.
So, Antonio went over to James. "Here. I have some love letters from your girlfriend," he said, tossing over the letters. James looked at them. "He's not my girlfriend! And I have a wife!" said James, defending himself. "Then how come none of us have seen her?" asked Antonio, "As far as I'm concerned, your "wife" is just something you made up to keep people from knowing what your really up doing or thinking." "Well, at least my wife doesn't have a mohawk," retorted James, "and her name isn't Antonio Guster aka KnowNothing!" "How did you know? I hate you!" yelled Antonio, running away from James. But as Antonio ran across the scorched desert, he ran into a MaxVelocity trap! MaxVelocity wanted the papers Antonio had on Captain Falcon's mind control, hoping it would give them clues to the identities of the other Legends Mafia members. And so Antonio ran right into a minefield and was blown to bits. The papers he had were scattered everywhere in the air. The noise of the explosion brought many racers to the scene. "Drat!" thought the MaxVelocity hitman, "Next time, I must kill my victim more quietly." The hitman ran over to Antonio's room at the hotel and searched through it. But there was nothing to be found there. It seemed Antonio was just a regular racer or townie who got mixed up in this crazy business.
By now, security forces were all over these races. Racers were sequestered to prevent anymore deaths. The news of Captain Falcon's demise shook the F-Zero racer world. Many fans blamed different racers for the disaster that had befallen the beloved race. Race officials felt it clear that the racers were trying to harm one another intentionally. They felt the great prize that was being offered the winner might have something to do with it. So, they warned the racers that anymore deaths would result in it being substantially lowered. But none of the racers said why they must keep hunting fellow racers. And so the race continued.
Meanwhile, Octoman aka Garnee was sitting bored by his racer. I don't like this killing, he thought. I just want to race and dance. This bores me. Plus, I hate every other racer. I'm playing for my kid's education but the other racers won't let me win. They think I should have to actually compete. Forget that and forget my kids. I'm going on an adventure with this magic bean. He ate the magic bean. Next thing he knew, he was piloting a ship fighting off Star Fox and his team. But then his ship was blown up and the explosion opened another rift between time and reality and he found himself being lifted up in a net off the oean floor. Soon, he was cooked and fried and served for eating at Red Lobster. MMM, that's good calamari. Octoman may have just been a regular racer or townie but he was a dumb one.
The Lane Corporation
The Time Lab
"Are you writing this information down?" asked the head.
"Yes, sir. Falcon mind-controlled. Mighty Gazelle is Legends Mafia."
"Good good. We need to know who the culprits are so we can send out a timeforce task team and prevent this disaster from happening. Someone start doing some background checks on who this killer might be." ordered the head.
QQQ: "It gets worse. Appearently, there was someone who snapped and just wanted to blow the rest of the racers up. He even planted a timebomb on one of them."
Everyone in the lab stopped for a moment in amazement.
"My god. Can't we get this thing to speak faster! We have to learn these developments faster!"
"We're trying sir."
QQQ: "If you thought that day was crazy, things got even worse at the Big Blue circuit. It turns out a couple racers learned the identity of a mafia member and blackmailed them. This caused each mafia to develop a mole within their organization."
"Wow," said the head.
Post by: ShyGuy on October 03, 2006, 09:33:00 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on October 03, 2006, 09:34:32 PM
Dead:
Stabby - Legends Mafia propagandist
MattVDB - Corrupted townie of the Legends Mafia.
KnowsNothing - townie
Garnee - townie (didn't vote within two days.)
The following need to vote today to avoid ending up like Garnee:
Athrun Zala
Infernal Monkey
ThePerm
I'll be sending out the mole and blackmailer roles in the morning. I'll also give a quick recap on what those roles are like in this space because I know there will be questions again. But I need to get to bed know. Voting ends early. 11:30 pm Eastern. I'd also prefer all actions as early as possible. I don't want a late night tomorrow.
The blackmailer.
I decided to simplfy the role. The blackmailer is a title only. It was given only to townies. Anyone with a role was not eligable to be a blackmailer. There is one blackmailer for the Legends mafia and one blackmailer for the MaxVelocity mafia. The blackmailer has no knowledge other than the fact that he's a blackmailer. I felt it better to limit the information available to people again. As long as the blackmailer is alive, the mole exists. If the blackmailer is killed, the mole has a choice of whether he wants to go back to a mafia win or stay a mole and win with the townies.
As for the Mole role, it stays the same as described in the Sign-up thread. Good day.
Post by: ShyGuy on October 03, 2006, 09:50:34 PM
Vote Khush LOLORZ
I know a role... Wait. Maybe.
I suspect a role...
Post by: decoyman on October 03, 2006, 09:52:57 PM
Garnee didn't vote in 2 days, Knowsnothing was a mafia hit, Stabby was voted off... and MattVDB was targeted by not only the bounty hunter, but the killer as well??
Crazy night indeed
Post by: blackfootsteps on October 03, 2006, 10:02:36 PM
Post by: ThePerm on October 03, 2006, 11:42:02 PM
Legends Mafia
Godfather
Spy
Recruiter
Propagandist- Stabby-dead
Corrupted Townie- MattVD-dead
Doctor - Zach---dead
MaxVelocity Mafia
Godfather
Spy
Recruiter
Doctor
Propagandist
Corrupted Townie
Townies
Doctor
Cop
Townie Idiot
The Magician
The Librarian
The Drifter
The Bounty Hunter
Smoke39 - Townie-dead
Spak-Spang - Townie-dead
18 Days - Townie-dead
KnowsNothing - townie dead
Garnee-Townie-Dead
Non-Townies
The Suicide Bomber
The Killer
whose left
Athrun Zala - Roger Buster
BigJim - Draq
Bill - Lily Flyer
Blackfootsteps - The Skull
Ceric - PJ
Couchmonkey - John Tanaka
Crimm - Bio Rex
Dasmos - Dr Robert Stewert
Decoyman - Deathborn
Deguello - Samurai Goroh
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Infernal Monkey - Leon
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Mantidor - Gomar & Shioh
Mario - Super Arrow
MaryJane - Dr. Clash
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Mystic Gohan - Princia
NuclearSpeed - Silver Neelson
Nyladrin - Beastman
Pale - Mr. EAD
Shift Key - Jody Summer
Shyguy - Pico
Sir_Stabbalot - Mighty Gazelle
Stevey - Black Shadow
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Svevan - Jack Levin
TVMan - Micheal Chain
Vudu - Blood Falcon
Wandering - James McCloud
Post by: ThePerm on October 03, 2006, 11:43:22 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on October 04, 2006, 02:47:39 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 03:20:32 AM
Post by: Pale on October 04, 2006, 03:42:17 AM
It sucks that Matt got killed on the same day he may have become a townie again. I guess we'll never know.
Post by: Dasmos on October 04, 2006, 03:50:44 AM
VOTE CRIMM
Post by: Pale on October 04, 2006, 04:09:07 AM
Vote Perm
Post by: vudu on October 04, 2006, 04:10:42 AM
I'm just a little miffed that some punk got lucky and took him out before I could. But that will not stop me from taking over the world!
QuoteI told you Garnee couldn't play, but you insisted. Now look what happened.
Originally posted by: vuduQuoteOH NO YOU DON'T!
Originally posted by: Garnee
SIGN UP GET
....
as Octoman!
You can't play. Not after the last few games. There's a No Garnee rule in effect.
Post by: Shift Key on October 04, 2006, 04:42:07 AM
Post by: blackfootsteps on October 04, 2006, 04:46:54 AM
Post by: couchmonkey on October 04, 2006, 04:57:27 AM
Edit: changed my mind, Unvote Bill because I think he just craves attention. I'll decide later.
Double-Edit: Man this game is confusing! The huge list of pilots really gives it that authentic "F-Zero" feel. CHAOS. I need to clear my head. *Goes to tune up the Wonder Wasp*.
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 06:33:40 AM
I am Pico and I am green.
Post by: Athrun Zala on October 04, 2006, 06:35:12 AM
interesting outcome.....
oh well, just placeholder, UNVOTE BILL
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 08:30:42 AM
Stevey
Infernal
Crimm
Wandering
Pale
Bill (If you don't help me I will vote for you!1!)
Post by: couchmonkey on October 04, 2006, 09:22:04 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 09:23:52 AM
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2006, 09:59:36 AM
Post by: couchmonkey on October 04, 2006, 10:12:48 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 10:34:51 AM
Post by: Pale on October 04, 2006, 10:40:44 AM
Infernal - 1
Perm - 4
Crimm - 1
MaryJane - 1
Bill - 1
Post by: Nyladrin on October 04, 2006, 10:58:45 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 11:24:02 AM
edit:UNVOTE PERM
I am confusededed
Post by: MaryJane on October 04, 2006, 11:25:39 AM
Post by: Crimm on October 04, 2006, 11:40:09 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 11:40:20 AM
Quote
This is something I'd prefer you actually didn't post. It was to be an internal affair
Senator kills a hooker? Ohnoes, teh coverups!
I'm a rebel baby.
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2006, 12:05:11 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on October 04, 2006, 12:05:39 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on October 04, 2006, 12:09:15 PM
Might as well use this for a vote tally.
ThePerm - 6
Bill - 5
Crimm - 1
MaryJane - 1
Slow day today. That's how I like it. By the way Vudu. I remembered how you didn't want Garnee playing. But how did you like the send-off I gave him?
EDIT: Updated the tally.
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2006, 12:25:19 PM
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2006, 12:34:51 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 12:39:56 PM
Post by: decoyman on October 04, 2006, 12:42:34 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 12:44:36 PM
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2006, 12:52:10 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 01:33:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Nyladrin
VOTE Bill. He's just too suspicious.
Maybe it has to do with me constantly saying I'm Mafia?
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 01:35:05 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 01:36:31 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 01:43:06 PM
If I get hit tonight, It's proof that they are!
Post by: Mario on October 04, 2006, 01:48:07 PM
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2006, 01:57:05 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 01:57:13 PM
...Wait, are you on our side Mario?
Post by: Mario on October 04, 2006, 02:03:11 PM
Post by: blackfootsteps on October 04, 2006, 02:10:21 PM
Post by: Svevan on October 04, 2006, 02:11:03 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 02:14:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Mario
Well I see no harm in voting for Bill since he says he's mafia, we can't really go wrong. He's hinting at being the bomber but I don't think so.
If I were the bomber I'd take a much more laid-back approach, so no...
Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2006, 02:29:31 PM
Post by: BigJim on October 04, 2006, 02:31:02 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 02:32:22 PM
Post by: decoyman on October 04, 2006, 02:33:48 PM
YOU FOOL! I MUST NOW VOTE BILL if for no other reason than to end this strange charade of yours. If you're innocent, then perhaps you'll have learned a valuable lesson... not to flirt with DANGER.
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 02:36:37 PM
Post by: stevey on October 04, 2006, 02:38:52 PM
Vote Bill
Post by: Khushrenada on October 04, 2006, 02:39:30 PM
Bill - 7
ThePerm - 6
Crimm - 1
MaryJane- 1
Stevey - 1
Ohhh. A tie. Should make for a good finish. In other news, I'll be gone in an hour and won't be back until the game is done tonight. I've asked to have the thread locked at 11:30 pm Eastern. If there is still is a tie, obvoiusly, it will be kept open a bit longer according to the tie breaking instructions. Also, I'd appreciate it if those who have actions tonight pm me as soon as possible so I don't have to wait. I have an early morning tomorrow and can't afford to be up late. So, mafia actions, townie actions anything else, let me know soon.
Post by: Shift Key on October 04, 2006, 02:52:00 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 03:17:42 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 05:04:38 PM
Post by: couchmonkey on October 04, 2006, 05:17:34 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 05:17:53 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 05:20:22 PM
Post by: stevey on October 04, 2006, 05:23:46 PM
Bill 5
Perm4
Crimm 2
Pale 1
Vudu1
Stevey 3
Post by: Athrun Zala on October 04, 2006, 05:35:22 PM
Post by: nickmitch on October 04, 2006, 05:44:02 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 05:51:19 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 05:52:16 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 05:57:10 PM
Post by: Ceric on October 04, 2006, 06:01:37 PM
(Now its even :cool: )
Post by: ShyGuy on October 04, 2006, 06:03:35 PM
Oh man, I'm nervous! the room is spinning! whooooooooo
Post by: Athrun Zala on October 04, 2006, 06:10:25 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 06:14:36 PM
Post by: stevey on October 04, 2006, 06:19:38 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2006, 06:21:11 PM
Post by: Pale on October 04, 2006, 06:29:45 PM
