Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 05:50:43 AM
Post by: decoyman on September 29, 2006, 06:47:53 AM
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It's rather embarassing.
So, posting it on the Internet makes it better how... ?
(But seriously dude, be more careful next time, lol)
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 07:30:04 AM
And I was careful! I'm always careful when I shave that area! It's a very important area to me. My hand slipped! And the razer--it's so diabolical in design--it cut me! Cut me with parallel blades!
Post by: ShyGuy on September 29, 2006, 08:43:22 AM
Post by: vudu on September 29, 2006, 08:58:07 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 09:40:34 AM
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Hush, you wanker.
Psh, you're just jealous of my virility, non-wanker.
Post by: KDR_11k on September 29, 2006, 09:43:55 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 09:48:10 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 29, 2006, 10:03:05 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 10:43:05 AM
Your ideas are dumb. I will sue the manufacturer, and then buy razers that don't try to kill me with their parallel blades.
Post by: ThePerm on September 29, 2006, 10:47:04 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 10:48:23 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 29, 2006, 10:48:40 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 10:49:47 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 29, 2006, 11:01:05 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 11:45:38 AM
visual aid!
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 29, 2006, 12:01:17 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 12:03:17 PM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 29, 2006, 12:38:57 PM
Brilliant. You should get an award for this masterpiece of wit.
Post by: Ceric on September 29, 2006, 12:39:19 PM
On a related note you should do like the rich child molester on Law and Order did.
Have laser treatment so you never have to worry about it again.
Or maybe Nair. Though I don't know how well that works.
Genetic re-engineering may also take care of it.
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 12:43:56 PM
I don't want laser treatment. What if I later decide I want my hair back? All I want is a razer that isn't designed for killing.
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 29, 2006, 12:44:18 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 12:47:05 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on September 29, 2006, 12:52:12 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 29, 2006, 12:52:42 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on September 29, 2006, 12:56:41 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 12:56:54 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 12:58:07 PM
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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
Clearly, he shaved his face. Just look at the avatar. Two big cuts on his face. Appearently, the razor fell apart, the two blades went everywhere and that's why he mentions such massive damage the blades caused.
Hey doofusbutt! Pay attention!!!
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I cut myself today while shaving a certain part of my body that isn't my face.
Post by: Khushrenada on September 29, 2006, 01:09:52 PM
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What's a civil ceremony?
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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
Clearly, he shaved his face. Just look at the avatar. Two big cuts on his face. Appearently, the razor fell apart, the two blades went everywhere and that's why he mentions such massive damage the blades caused.
Hey doofusbutt! Pay attention!!!
A better question would be: What's a joke?
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 01:13:48 PM
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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
A better question would be: What's a joke?
I don't know; look it up.
PS you suck at manipulating quotation tags. ):
Post by: ShyGuy on September 29, 2006, 01:16:55 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 01:18:40 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on September 29, 2006, 01:20:13 PM
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PS you suck at manipulating quotation tags. ):
I hate them so much.
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 01:21:08 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 29, 2006, 01:46:44 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 01:49:21 PM
Post by: TrueNerd on September 29, 2006, 01:50:20 PM
And I suggest waxing. No risk of slicing anything and it still gives everything a proportionately more grand appearance.
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 01:55:33 PM
Post by: Caliban on September 29, 2006, 02:31:57 PM
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You didn't emphasize which part of the body you were shaving, could you enlighten us directly?
Either you are severely blunt, or I'm just delusional, however if you paid proper attention to Smoke39's visual aid you would have guessed by now the gender and where the cut was perpetrated.
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 02:36:38 PM
What does my visual aid indicate about gender?
Post by: Caliban on September 29, 2006, 02:42:07 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 02:43:26 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 29, 2006, 02:43:49 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 29, 2006, 02:45:50 PM
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
You didn't emphasize which part of the body you were shaving, could you enlighten us directly?
Either you are severely blunt, or I'm just delusional, however if you paid proper attention to Smoke39's visual aid you would have guessed by now the gender and where the cut was perpetrated.
Well I thought my heart gave away my intention, but apparently not!
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What, was anyone interested in knowing my gender?
Gender is meaningless anyway! =D
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 02:47:54 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on September 29, 2006, 02:52:09 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 02:55:43 PM
Post by: Caliban on September 29, 2006, 02:56:25 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 02:57:24 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on September 29, 2006, 02:59:52 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 03:08:12 PM
And I'm not a girl. Though I've been mistaken for one, which I find amusing.
"Excuse me, ma'am? Do you know how to get to Bellevue from here?"
"...did you just call me 'ma'am'?"
HAHAHA
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 29, 2006, 03:15:06 PM
Or you could be a hippie...Pics still desired...
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 03:18:01 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 03:19:04 PM
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Or you could be a hippie...
Nuh uh. D:
Post by: Caliban on September 29, 2006, 03:24:09 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 03:27:43 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 29, 2006, 07:32:43 PM
Quotelol, avatar coincidence get
Originally posted by: Smoke39
And I'm not a girl. Though I've been mistaken for one, which I find amusing.
"Excuse me, ma'am? Do you know how to get to Bellevue from here?"
"...did you just call me 'ma'am'?"
HAHAHA
for those unfamiliar with Rurouni Kenshin, Kenshin is girly looking, and gets mistaken with a girl pretty often
and it's easy to guess you were shaving your crotch by your comments, and the blurred text on the visual aid
Post by: Zach on September 29, 2006, 10:06:59 PM
Well, speaking of traumatizing memories of days long past *cry*, it always bugged me so much when I would pick up the phone and people would think I was my sister.
Post by: Smoke39 on September 29, 2006, 11:01:11 PM
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And I'm not a girl. Though I've been mistaken for one, which I find amusing.
"Excuse me, ma'am? Do you know how to get to Bellevue from here?"
"...did you just call me 'ma'am'?"
HAHAHA
for those unfamiliar with Rurouni Kenshin, Kenshin is girly looking, and gets mistaken with a girl pretty often
and it's easy to guess you were shaving your crotch by your comments, and the blurred text on the visual aid
We also both have a ponytail. Whoa! It's almost like I planned that. Kenshin's prettier, though. Anime people are always prettier. Jerks.
I made no comment to indicate I was shaving my crotch! I was uniformly ambiguous. And the blurred text was to maintain the ambiguity! You people are just crotch-obsessed!
"oh man, I like crotches so hard, I bet this person's talking about shaving their crotch, oh man *drools*"
"whut? smoke's a girl? *drools harder*"
I've been violated! I'll sue!
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 30, 2006, 04:21:17 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 04:39:35 AM
Post by: vudu on September 30, 2006, 05:18:31 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 08:18:03 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 30, 2006, 10:01:37 AM
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What? Posting on the internet = people thinking about your smooth testes?
Exactly!
Post by: odifiend on September 30, 2006, 10:13:06 AM
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Is your mention of coconuts an allusion to semen? 'Cause I mean, have you ever tasted semen?
Sue says it is 8 calories.
I cut myself for the first time ever while shaving, too, the other day. I hear cats will take off hair with their tongues. I need a cat with a handle in its rectum.
Post by: Pryopizm on September 30, 2006, 10:17:17 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 10:47:07 AM
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What? Posting on the internet = people thinking about your smooth testes?
Exactly!
That's absurd.
odi: Who says what's 8 calories?
Post by: Caliban on September 30, 2006, 12:09:12 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 12:10:40 PM
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on September 30, 2006, 12:22:42 PM
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Is your mention of coconuts an allusion to semen? 'Cause I mean, have you ever tasted semen?
And on that note...
Good thing this is in The Funhouse, man, 'cause seriously, WTF.
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 12:55:26 PM
Post by: ThePerm on September 30, 2006, 02:18:59 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 04:37:28 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 30, 2006, 06:06:57 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 06:19:40 PM
And a whole week? That's way too infrequent. DX
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 30, 2006, 06:39:03 PM
And quantity isn't all that important anyway, all things considering...
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 06:47:41 PM
Quantity of what? Semen, or masturbation?
Post by: vudu on September 30, 2006, 07:09:47 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 30, 2006, 07:16:11 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on October 01, 2006, 03:41:30 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on October 01, 2006, 11:36:54 AM
You must all think I'm really terrible with a razer by now. But I'm really not. It's only a coincidence that I've cut myself twice in such a short period. Really.
Post by: Caliban on October 01, 2006, 12:04:51 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on October 01, 2006, 12:11:42 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on October 01, 2006, 12:20:10 PM
like "Smoke's Dangerous Shaving Adventures"?
Post by: Smoke39 on October 01, 2006, 12:21:33 PM
Post by: Caliban on October 01, 2006, 12:34:40 PM
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Big foot? No, I have small feet. And I'm not completely covered in hair. What makes you think I am?
You just shaved your achilles tendon, lol, normally that part has no hair.
Are you a pro/amateur swimmer? I know that pro swimmers shave most if not all of their body.
Post by: Smoke39 on October 01, 2006, 12:55:53 PM
I don't swim.
Post by: ShyGuy on October 01, 2006, 01:09:26 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on October 01, 2006, 01:15:43 PM
I'm neither a cyclist nor a cross-dresser. I had a dream once in which I wore a dress, though. Does that count?
Post by: krillin1986 on March 23, 2007, 07:31:24 AM
Just curious... have you cut youreself at all lately?
Post by: Smoke39 on March 23, 2007, 07:36:09 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on March 23, 2007, 11:33:03 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on March 23, 2007, 12:25:48 PM
