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Title: Women are the root of all Evil
Post by: couchmonkey on September 22, 2006, 07:26:33 AM
No, I'm not going to bore you with that horrible old math joke.  CNN has uncovered the real reason why teenagers go on psycho rampages and kill their fellow classmates.  And brother, it ain't Grand Theft Auto:

Girl troubles prompt school attack plot
Title: RE: Women are the root of all Evil
Post by: 18 Days on September 22, 2006, 07:53:58 AM
Boys should just grow up.
Title: RE: Women are the root of all Evil
Post by: Arbok on September 22, 2006, 08:44:45 AM
"Netwal told police he went along with the plan because he didn't want his friends to think he was a coward."

Lamest excuse for plotted homicide ever...
Title: RE:Women are the root of all Evil
Post by: vudu on September 22, 2006, 09:07:41 AM
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Originally posted by: Arbok
"Netwal told police he went along with the plan because he didn't want his friends to think he was a coward."

Lamest excuse for plotted homicide ever...
Seriously; you drink alcohol because you want people to think you're cool.  You don't kill people.
Title: RE: Women are the root of all Evil
Post by: KDR_11k on September 22, 2006, 09:15:28 AM
After enough alcohol the difference fades away.
Title: RE:Women are the root of all Evil
Post by: Spak-Spang on September 22, 2006, 09:36:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Arbok
"Netwal told police he went along with the plan because he didn't want his friends to think he was a coward."

Lamest excuse for plotted homicide ever...



Soon to be Lamest excuse for owning a PS3.



On a side not though:

Owning a PS3 may be a valid excuse to comit suicide.

Title: RE: Women are the root of all Evil
Post by: couchmonkey on September 22, 2006, 10:12:50 AM
Nah, none of this is valid, that's why it's the funhouse!