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Title: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Pale on September 18, 2006, 08:11:09 AM
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ERM I TOTALLY DISAGREE WHY NOT BLEND THE PRO LOGIC 5.1 WITH THE 6TH IMURSION SPEAKER HAVE 5.1 AND WIIMOTE SPEAKER WORKING TOGETHER BLENDING THE SOUND EFFECTS THIS OFFERS SOOOO MUCH MORE IMURSION THAN NO SPEKER AT ALL OR OVER USE OF THE SPEAKER I THINK DEVELOPERS SHOULD BLEND THE SURROUND SOUND AND THE WIMOTE SPEAKER SOUNDS RATHER THAN ONE OR THE OTHER USE SURROUND AS SUROUND AND WIIMOTE SPEAKER AS A EXTRA THATS HOW I SEE IT AND JUDGING ON THE FAKE SURROUND DS OFERS I THINK IF THE SPEAKER IS = TO OR BETTER THAN A DS SPEAKER WITH IT BEING SO CLOSE IT SHOULD BE FINE

DO I SMELL MY FAV CONSOLE HAS NO CONTROLLER SPEAKER ENVY COUCH BILL FAN COUGH SONY FAN

WIIMOTE HAS A ABILLITY THE OTHERS DO NOT AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THATS ALL THAT MATTERS ID RATHER HAVE IT THAN NOT HAVE IT SAME GOES FOR RUMBLE PAK 2007 CONSOLE NO RUMBLE SONY ERM WOT EVER

PRO LOGIC 2 /2X WITH 5.1 7.1 SUPPORT BACKED UP WITH WIIMOTES 6TH SPEAKER OFFERS SO SO SO MUCH MORE THAN SURROUND ON ITS OWN

I THINK WIIMOTES SPEAKER PUNKS 360/PS3 FOR SOUND


Do I count the "5.1" as using punctuation?
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: ShyGuy on September 18, 2006, 08:28:19 AM
THAT WAS PERSUNAL LETTER BETWEAN ME AND U NOT FOR HOLE WORLD SONY PS3 FAN  
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Arbok on September 18, 2006, 08:45:40 AM
This should become a weekly column in the Fun House... I can forsee countless hours of entertainment springing from this concept.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: stevey on September 18, 2006, 02:32:41 PM
Any more hate mail?
Title: RE:Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Crimm on September 18, 2006, 03:45:44 PM
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Originally posted by: Arbok
This should become a weekly column in the Fun House... I can forsee countless hours of entertainment springing from this concept.


Yeah, but then we're gonna fake it to be ridiculed.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: wandering on September 18, 2006, 04:03:02 PM
You're getting hate mail from the devil?  
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: nickmitch on September 18, 2006, 06:24:05 PM
To answer your question, no. Using periods in a serial number or such is not a grammatical rule and doesn't punctuate the sentence.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Svevan on September 18, 2006, 09:25:30 PM
Here's one, but I'm confident it was a fake perpetrated by a fellow staffer (I'm looking at you, TYP):

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I read your review of Shadow The Hedgehog on planetgamecube.com and I was angry.
You said a bunch of lies in your review and I want to correct you.  There is no
bad control or camera in the game like you said.  You said that this game wasn't
even worth it for Sonic fans.  It was worth it for me because I brought it and
it's one of the best $30 I spent.  You also said that in one of the endings in
the game Shadow tells Dr. Eggman that he will send him to hell by killing him.
You said that was nothing like the Sonic games you used to know when you were a
kid.  So what.  A hedgehog with guns is awesome  The whole concept is awesome
with the guns and cursing and killing enimies he does in this game.  Your not
awesome that's for sure.  You suck you liar!

P.S:  Don't write back!
Title: RE:Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Crimm on September 18, 2006, 09:42:05 PM
No, he was right.  A hedgehog with guns would be awesome.

However, G-Unit the Hedgehog isn't.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Pale on September 19, 2006, 07:39:39 AM
I'm a 'blatant lyer' today...

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erm i clearly seen massivly upgraded stadiums and acual polygon model spectators in the streams of mario charged witch simply aint there in cube version allso there is some serious bump mapping going on and increased physics YOUR COMMENTS ON THE GRAPHICS DONT HOLD WATER FROM NET STREAMS I CAN SEE A HEAVILY UPGRADED GRAPHICS ENGINE AND PHYSICS SO WHY LIE CHECK OUT LIGHTING TEXTURES AND SPECTATORS IM SURE ULL SEE VASTLY SUPERIER PROCESSING GOING ON SAYING IT LOOKS THE SAME IS AS BLANTANT A ANTI WII COMMENT AS SAYING BW ii looks like batalian wars 1 when its clearly much better looking the bump mapping and back groud graphics on wii mario charged are clearly better DROP THE BULL SH*T
Title: RE:Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Crimm on September 19, 2006, 07:44:57 AM
think of the bump mapping!
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 19, 2006, 07:57:30 AM
that hate mail is well written :/

so that makes it a joke mail....probably
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Pale on September 19, 2006, 09:32:37 AM
My favorite part is that I get email accusing me of being a Sony fanboy and email accusing me of being brainwashed by Nintendo ON THE SAME DAY!
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Ceric on September 19, 2006, 10:00:52 AM
You should forward the Brainwash to the Sony Fanboy person and vice versa.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: couchmonkey on September 20, 2006, 06:04:15 AM
Ha ha, that's an awesome idea.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on September 20, 2006, 10:30:32 AM
Someone called me a potty-mouthed wanker once for a King Kong GBA review.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Svevan on September 20, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
They accused you of being potty-mouthed, but then called you a wanker?

Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 20, 2006, 06:13:03 PM
Everyone wanks.  So what?
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Svevan on September 20, 2006, 10:42:46 PM
What does that have to do with anything?
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 20, 2006, 11:01:11 PM
So it's a pretty weak attempt to insult someone in a piece of hate mail.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: couchmonkey on September 21, 2006, 05:42:16 AM
You just say that because you're a potty-mouthed air-breather.
Title: RE:Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 21, 2006, 07:18:28 AM
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Originally posted by: Smoke39
So it's a pretty weak attempt to insult someone in a piece of hate mail.
it's hate mail, making sense isn't an option....
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 21, 2006, 07:28:55 AM
The justification for the insults aren't supposed to make sense.  The insults themselves should be at least vaguely insulting, though.
Title: RE:Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: ShyGuy on September 21, 2006, 08:23:21 AM
Please do not go into details regarding your self-gratification habits. I also do not wish to hear about your urination or defication. Flatulence is an acceptable topic in very small doses. The same goes for vomiting.


P.S.: More hate mail plz k thx bye
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: KDR_11k on September 21, 2006, 10:19:13 AM
Can you put up a highscore table which articles attracted the most flames, like those S-A Truthmedia Reviews?
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 21, 2006, 11:29:39 AM
This one time I vomitted all over ShyGuy 'cause he wouldn't let me talk about masturbation and made me cry.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: ShyGuy on September 21, 2006, 12:16:12 PM
Hush you wanker!
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 21, 2006, 12:32:05 PM
Shut up you... you wankophobe!
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Svevan on September 21, 2006, 09:16:10 PM
I guess I could pull out some Twilight Princess on Wii hate mail....got a whole folder of that...
Title: RE:Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: KDR_11k on September 22, 2006, 01:44:09 AM
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Originally posted by: Smoke39
Shut up you... you wankophobe!


The word is "Eunuch".
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 22, 2006, 03:12:25 AM
Is it possible to get an erection without testes, or do they produce like hormones or something that are required for that?
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: couchmonkey on September 22, 2006, 07:20:09 AM
Guess what I still remember from Health class?  The pituitary gland controls sexual organ functions, and it's located around the brain area (base of the skull, according to Wikipedia).  Having said that, I don't know if the pituitary would take those duties as seriously if there was no semen to spread around (AH HA HA HA).

I'd do more research, but I'm scared of what the Internet might show me, plus, I'm at work.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 22, 2006, 08:44:34 AM
what was this topic about again?
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: ShyGuy on September 22, 2006, 12:51:47 PM
I AM NOT A EUNUCH. I AM IN FULL POSSESION OF MY GENETALIA.


(more hate mail plz)
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 22, 2006, 06:14:21 PM
What good are genitals if you're afraid of them? O:
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Pryopizm on September 22, 2006, 07:38:02 PM
It adds to the mystique, Smoke.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: KDR_11k on September 22, 2006, 09:12:40 PM
It adds a weak point where people can hit you for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 22, 2006, 10:08:31 PM
You say that as if you'd WANT to be hit for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: KDR_11k on September 23, 2006, 12:03:58 AM
No but I'd want to hit YOU for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Svevan on September 23, 2006, 12:14:46 AM
I wouldn't hit that, personally.
Title: RE:Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 23, 2006, 02:00:40 AM
I have no weak spot; I've got balls of steel.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: KDR_11k on September 23, 2006, 05:06:22 AM
"Duke wants YOU to stop stealing our bandwidth"?
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 23, 2006, 06:38:24 PM
Hahaha.  Oh well.
Title: RE:Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: ShyGuy on September 23, 2006, 10:29:57 PM
http://www.cubed3.com/review/403/


Read Comment #6. Not exactly mail, but it seems like da hate!


I'm a troublemaker
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Svevan on September 23, 2006, 11:04:46 PM
That guy's name is Phoop, as in poop that comes out *foop*
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: wandering on September 23, 2006, 11:23:00 PM
Phoop does have a point. Some of PGC's staff members clearly don't have the latest firmware update on their Nintendo mind control chips. Some are clearly still in n64-era 'Square hate' mode, when they should be in 'Square love' mode. I think, at this point, all of the staffers need to meet, and have physical contact with pale (who's firmware was updated at the NY event.) The nanobots should take things from there.  
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: KDR_11k on September 24, 2006, 12:39:22 AM
Oh wow, he really thinks you can't give a game a bad score if the graphics, sound and controls are nice, no matter how much the gameplay sucked?
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Post by: Crimm on September 24, 2006, 11:45:00 AM
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Oh wow, he really thinks you can't give a game a bad score if the graphics, sound and controls are nice, no matter how much the gameplay sucked?


You're forgetting the 20% Final Fantasy score boost.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Ceric on September 24, 2006, 05:33:48 PM
Yep I don't trust Cubed3.  That whole review they didn't mention anything bad about the game at all.  No hint no nothing.  No game is perfect.

Keep reviewing things honestly.  I know that I'll stay here.  (That reminds me.  When is the Rocket slime review?)
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: KDR_11k on September 24, 2006, 09:11:55 PM
Well, gameplay score was 5.0, final score was 6.5 so the Final Fantasy bonus is already included.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Svevan on September 25, 2006, 09:07:22 PM
I hope this is okay to post. This IS the Funhouse. Anyways, although the guy's tone is harsh, his points aren't unjustified:

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Look buddy, Nintendo isn't playing hardball. The only reason the Gamecube version of TP exists is because they can't not release the Gamecube version after years of hype. Twilight Princess, while starting out as a Gamcube game, is now a Wii game. They spent 7 months making the transition: graphics, controls, everything. It's meant to be played on the Wii. What better way to break in the controls?

And I do like how you're blasting them over controls. You're afraid of the Wii, you don't want it to be a terrible experience, and you don't want to ruin the gaming experience of Zelda by having it bogged down by controls. So, I say, grow up. Learn to face the meek fear of using a different imput style. It's not hard. For starters, you don't write pointless articles on a respected website about your own personal fear. What do you think this is, IGN? And I don't care if others have this fear, you should be trying to help them face it, not encouraging them to hide in doubt.

Good job.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: couchmonkey on September 26, 2006, 06:11:28 AM
I appreciate his IMPUT.  Seriously, that's some decently-written hate mail right there.  Until the gratuitous reference to IGN, then it starts to descend into averageosity.
Title: RE: Hurray for hate mail!
Post by: Smoke39 on September 26, 2006, 06:57:10 AM
I approve of your use of "osity."