Nintendo World Report Forums

Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Mario on September 06, 2006, 06:22:14 PM

Title: Why bother buying a Wii
Post by: Mario on September 06, 2006, 06:22:14 PM
All the good games are going to be ported or moved to the next Nintendo system anyway
Title: RE:Why bother buying a Wii
Post by: TrueNerd on September 06, 2006, 09:09:12 PM
What good games?

VITRAUL BOI 2.0!  
Title: RE: Why bother buying a Wii
Post by: couchmonkey on September 07, 2006, 11:10:08 AM
Sonic: Infinite Hedgehog Crisis and Luigi's Whorehouse.
Title: RE: Why bother buying a Wii
Post by: ShyGuy on September 07, 2006, 12:53:16 PM
ALL ABOARD THE PHAIL TRAIN AT PLANETDEADSYSTEM
Title: RE: Why bother buying a Wii
Post by: wandering on September 07, 2006, 01:10:43 PM
What's funny is that you Nintenbots probably don't even think what you're saying is true. WAKE UP. The Wii isn't even a next-generation console. That's not a Sony fanboy talking, that's what Nintendo itself is saying. They admit the graphics are Xbox quality and that all they have to go on is a waggly wand, vague marketing speak, and the 5000th boring mario game that noone cares about. And what does the waggly wand offer? Oh, wow, you get to shake it to perform an attack instead of pressing a button. Forgive me for not jizzing all over the screen. Oh, and what's that? It's better for playing FPSes? I assume by 'better' you mean 'incredibly awkward according to the people who played it at E3'. I'll stick with my PC, thanks, where the games will both control and play a thousand times better. But you Nintenbots keep thinking the Wii will be the greatest thing since sliced bread. No, really. I need a good laugh now and then.

Too authentic?
Title: RE: Why bother buying a Wii
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 07, 2006, 01:28:33 PM
That was a nice try, but I just can't imagine that rant in the proper whiny voice with Chuck Norris standing next to it.
Title: RE: Why bother buying a Wii
Post by: couchmonkey on September 08, 2006, 06:24:24 AM
You know what, Wandering has shown me the way.  I've had it with Nintendo and it's teasing, I'm outta here!
Title: RE: Why bother buying a Wii
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 08, 2006, 08:59:30 AM
nINEtNDO IZ dOOoM3D!!!!!