Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Svevan on September 05, 2006, 04:49:35 PM
Title: "So, when did Fran Mirabella get hot?"
Post by: Svevan on September 05, 2006, 04:49:35 PM
I said to myself while viewing the latest IGN Weekly Video. After ruminating on this for a while, I noted that it would be unwise to mention this thought to anyone else, either online or in real life, and quickly put it out of my head.
Title: RE: "So, when did Fran Mirabella get hot?"
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 05, 2006, 04:55:23 PM
Well it seems you completely failed!
Title: RE: "So, when did Fran Mirabella get hot?"
Post by: IceCold on September 05, 2006, 07:00:17 PM
Heh, before I saw this thread (or the video), I thought it had that girl who usually does it, with maybe a subtitle saying "Fran Mirabella"..
Title: RE:"So, when did Fran Mirabella get hot?"
Post by: ShyGuy on September 05, 2006, 07:52:22 PM
Sounds like something an Oregonian would say. You know what they say about Oregonians.
I myself was attracted to the hotness that was Red Steel.
Title: RE: "So, when did Fran Mirabella get hot?"
Post by: ThePerm on September 05, 2006, 09:27:36 PM
dude its so weird....he used to be a member of THESE forums
Title: RE: "So, when did Fran Mirabella get hot?"
Post by: ThePerm on September 05, 2006, 09:31:53 PM
Title: RE: "So, when did Fran Mirabella get hot?"
Post by: ThePerm on September 07, 2006, 02:06:16 PM
lol young fran..ahaha wearign a suit to impress the lady's before he was going for the colin farell look.
Title: RE: "So, when did Fran Mirabella get hot?"
Post by: couchmonkey on September 08, 2006, 06:13:17 AM
This "Chobot" is clearly an automoton sent to try to control gamer's minds. Her licking of PSPs, ass-rubbing of gaming magazines, and all-around lack of sexual inhibitions, while still claiming to enjoy videogames, is preposterous. I have it on good authority that the Jessica Alphabot and Jessica Betabot are hidden in the cellar on the old Allard farm.
Luckily, enough people here are more interested in Fran Mirabella that we are saved until Microsoft can further bridge the uncanny valley with the next iteration of it's "-bot" series. Microsoft is planning to implement a fanboy disruption field which will cause the viewer to believe that the d-class-bot agrees with his or her choice of console. If you love Wii, the -bot is licking a Wii. In reality, the bot may be licking something totally innocuous such as a popsicle or a hotdog.
Of course, for those who are truly infatuated with Fran, Microsoft will need to develop a new male-class -bot. These are on the way, but seeing as girls are no good at science, the homophobic development team is procrastinating on this project. I hear the codenamed "James" Alphabot is still only in the planning stages.