Community Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: In_Her_Hole on September 01, 2006, 05:10:24 PM
Title: Will Jesus Ever Return?
Post by: In_Her_Hole on September 01, 2006, 05:10:24 PM
State of things out of reach through oblivion in catacocational time & sense for inlay makes you wonder about Jesuses return?
Hmm........?
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on September 01, 2006, 07:14:55 PM
Sometimes when I masturbate I think of Jesus watching me and it goes a bit flaccid.
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Post by: 18 Days on September 01, 2006, 07:19:10 PM
Funhouse NOW
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Post by: KnowsNothing on September 01, 2006, 07:40:50 PM
I see Jesus in my food. One day he was just in my hamburger, in between the bun and the patty. Then I started to see Jesus around the house, on the floor. I set mousetraps for him overnight. When I got up the next morning, the cheese was gone but the trap was still set.
That's when I accepted Christ.
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Post by: ShyGuy on September 02, 2006, 10:07:18 AM
Reported to the thought police for Religion.
If Wandering was still in charge, stuff like this wouldn't fly!
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Post by: KDR_11k on September 02, 2006, 10:11:16 AM
Of course Jesus will return, he only gets two weeks of vacation per year then it's back to burger flipping. And that's good because dude owes me five bucks.
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on September 02, 2006, 01:24:56 PM
