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Title: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: Mario on August 28, 2006, 09:42:41 PM: NoseNothing says:
why is WoW so boring
Akai-chan says:
good question
Akai-chan says:
and by good question i mean awful question because it's obvious
Chris says:
because its like zelda
Akai-chan says:
it sucks, end of story
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: nitsu niflheim on August 29, 2006, 05:30:27 AM: haha, bill has been uncovered. 8)
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Post by: mantidor on August 29, 2006, 07:39:36 AM: probably caused by lack of loli fanservice.
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Post by: couchmonkey on August 29, 2006, 08:46:08 AM: Ocarina of Time was lolilicious! Wind Waker had its moments, too...topping the list is probably loli Zelda! Maybe they're still a bit lacking in the fanservice department, though.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on August 29, 2006, 10:23:38 AM: I was actually pretty weirded out by Ruto running around naked all the time. I don't know what I would have done if the N64 could have rendered her in clearer detail. Why does a Zora have breasts, anyway? They're fish people, aren't they? It's just not right.
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: couchmonkey on August 29, 2006, 10:40:14 AM: Ruto had breasts because the artist that came up with her was a real manly man. Manly men know the only way to tell a woman apart from a man is massive mammaries! Therefore all female members of anthropomorphic cartoon characters require breasts.

If you're not a manly man, or it's anatomically impossible for your character to have breasts then you can substitute long eyelashes, skirts, hair bows, and big red or pink lips.
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Post by: Smoke39 on August 29, 2006, 10:47:56 AM: Everyone loves boobs. O:
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Post by: KDR_11k on August 29, 2006, 11:00:44 AM: Who says Zoras aren't descendants of cetaceans? After all, they can breathe air.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on August 29, 2006, 11:25:30 AM: Oh ho ho, you picked the wrong person to play "pull out the funny quote" game with... >=)

Ms. Pikmin says: that means if it were possible to have sex with yourself this place would be empty
Bill says: oh
Bill says: i thought you meant that we'd be out having sex with other guys right now
Mario says: why, i'd be doing it right now

And one on Animal Crossing!

Mario says: NOOOOOO theres a ****ing TREE blocking the awesome flag i just made
Bill says: hahahahaha
Bill says: owned so bad
Mario says: gah need the ****ing axe
Mario says: LOL owned even more, i shook it and bees came out
Mario says: this is bull****
Title: RE:Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on August 29, 2006, 11:59:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Who says Zoras aren't descendants of cetaceans? After all, they can breathe air.

Some fish can breathe air, and I'm pretty sure it's been established that Zora's have scales. They lay eggs, too.
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: ShyGuy on August 29, 2006, 01:16:12 PM: psst. Zoras are imaginary
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Post by: Smoke39 on August 29, 2006, 01:20:19 PM: Imaginary and busty. Except for the males, which are almost handsome, except for the part where they're like fish-like things.
Title: RE:Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on August 29, 2006, 01:41:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
psst. Zoras are imaginary

Yes. That's what makes discussing their physiology fun instead of school work. Speaking of which, don't forget that your ten page paper on the mating rituals of the Gerudo is due on Monday. It counts for 20% of your grade for the semester.
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: KnowsNothing on August 29, 2006, 01:53:41 PM: SOMETHING SOMETHING
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Post by: ShyGuy on August 29, 2006, 02:25:27 PM: Batman could beat all the Zoras in a fight if he had enough prep time.
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on August 30, 2006, 04:46:53 AM: That doesn't really mean anything. Batman could beat anyone with enough prep time.
Title: RE:Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: couchmonkey on August 30, 2006, 05:10:15 AM: Actually, while play Majora's Mask, I've noticed the males are pretty chesty too. They don't have two massive globes of fun flesh, but they've got some serious pecs.
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: Mario on August 30, 2006, 07:23:43 AM: Damn it, what have I created.
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: Spak-Spang on August 30, 2006, 08:02:28 AM: I thought it was disturbing that everyone single one of the girls wanted to screw Link...whether he was teenage Link, or child Link. What is with those Woman...and Sarai she never grew up but was throwing herself at Link.

OoT was a disturbing game I tell you. It should never be remade, because todays graphics and textures would make Zoras the most disturbing creatures on the planet.

But hey atleast they had Breasts...right, Bill?
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Post by: ShyGuy on August 30, 2006, 08:24:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: PartyBear
Batman could beat anyone with enough prep time.

QFT!

And to Spak-Spang: Link is a pimp, what do you want?
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Post by: couchmonkey on August 30, 2006, 10:04:43 AM: I think the Gerudos just ransack Kakariko village and rape the men there every 100 years.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on August 30, 2006, 01:03:58 PM: Quote
"OoT was a disturbing game I tell you. It should never be remade, because todays graphics and textures would make Zoras the most disturbing creatures on the planet. "

I guess you never thought of the possibility of Zoras being in Twilight Princess, which they most certainly will be...

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But hey atleast they had Breasts...right, Bill?

Hey, Ruto is really cute! (both child and adult forms)
Title: RE:Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: Spak-Spang on August 30, 2006, 01:18:43 PM: BILL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And with more Realistic Art Design.

Just say NO to Zora sex...no matter how hot they are, or what they promise you.

"Have you ever done it 1000ft below sea level?"
Title: RE:Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: Smoke39 on August 30, 2006, 01:23:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Hey, Ruto is really cute! (both child and adult forms)

Come on, she's a fish-like thing. That's pretty not attractive.
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 30, 2006, 02:11:45 PM: I find a bunch of human-esque creatures attractive, so sue me...
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Post by: Smoke39 on August 30, 2006, 03:10:41 PM: Well sure, I could understand something like a bunny, or a cat, but a fish? Pfff.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on August 30, 2006, 03:37:01 PM: I guess I better not talk about Nagas th...Oh whoops!
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Post by: stevey on August 30, 2006, 03:58:52 PM: "OoT was a disturbing game I tell you. It should never be remade, because todays graphics and textures would make Zoras the most disturbing creatures on the planet. "

Too late, OoT old artwork FTW...
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: IceCold on August 30, 2006, 08:35:27 PM: Quote
OoT was a disturbing game I tell you. It should never be remade, because todays graphics and textures would make Zoras the most disturbing creatures on the planet.
Not to mention the Great Fairy..
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: Ceric on August 31, 2006, 10:15:20 AM: I was wondering when we were going to get to the Fairies. I mean the Zora are at least fishy looking. Think of HD Fairies.
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on August 31, 2006, 08:21:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: Smoke39
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Hey, Ruto is really cute! (both child and adult forms)

Come on, she's a fish-like thing. That's pretty not attractive.

Insert crude joke about fishy woman smell here.
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: Spak-Spang on September 01, 2006, 04:43:03 AM: Its not that she isn't attractive...I am worried about the slippery feel of a Fish Woman. Sure you wouldn't need lubricant, but EWWWW!!!!
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Post by: couchmonkey on September 01, 2006, 05:54:04 AM: Hey...how do Gorons have kids?
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Post by: Spak-Spang on September 01, 2006, 06:40:58 AM: I dunno how?

(waiting for punchline...)
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Post by: Smoke39 on September 01, 2006, 11:02:27 AM: Asexually by exploding themselves into several pieces. Each one grows into a complete Goron. Like a starfish.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 01, 2006, 11:10:15 AM: I was thinking budding, but that's hot, too.
Edit: I just realized that the exploding idea would explain the Gorons' "special crop" in a whole new way.
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Post by: mantidor on September 01, 2006, 12:43:32 PM: Gorons are one big homosexual community, theres not a single female shown ever.
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Post by: couchmonkey on September 01, 2006, 01:03:48 PM: I like the exploding theory. Or maybe there are Goron women and we just can't tell.
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Post by: Ceric on September 01, 2006, 01:08:59 PM: Like Antwerps.
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Post by: vudu on September 05, 2006, 05:47:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: IceCold
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OoT was a disturbing game I tell you. It should never be remade, because todays graphics and textures would make Zoras the most disturbing creatures on the planet.
Not to mention the Great Fairy..
Com'on ... I can't be the only person who thought the great fairy looks like Mechanical Animals-era Marilyn Manson, can I?
Title: RE: Bill doesn't really like Zelda
Post by: couchmonkey on September 06, 2006, 06:58:02 AM: I thought they looked like an 80s-era Cyndi Lauper.