Post by: Zach on August 22, 2006, 05:31:29 AM
Actually, I do feel like giving winners, because even though I did not play wandering's game, Ive heard that it sucked hard, and nobody actually cares about it.
Mafia VIII: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Kent here for one last report. Last night the townies made their final vote, and many accusations were thrown about. Everyone seemed to believe Pryo’s admitting that he was Krusty, so the question was between NuclearSpeed, and Decoyman, as both were claiming to be Moe, but we all know there could only be one, so they voted out Decoyman.
DECOYMAN WAS MARGE!!!! The townies had won, and the town could begin to rebuild itself, the list of the dead was staggering, but the new leaders of the town NuclearSpeed was Moe, and Pryo who was Krusty now had the chance to start everything over.
ALTERNATE ENDINGS
If homer won
The Simpson’s Mafia has won it in a close race. Homer Simpson has deemed himself “Donut Ruler.” Surprisingly the big oaf was actually a capable leader. The schools and public offices were rebuilt, and the town was doing quite well from the tourism resulting from the incident of the Nuclear Plant Explosion. Simpson even followed through on his plans of building a bigger better plant to power the town. Unfortunately, Simpson insisted that the plant be built to his exact specifications. Simpson forgot to protect the town from the nuclear radiation, and everyone died of radiation poisoning, turning Springfield into a radioactive wasteland that cannot be inhabited for 100 years.
If Burns won
Mr. Burns has won it! Now he revealed the secret to his many years on this earth. Mr burns is actually 1000 years old, he has been using a machine to suck the youth out of unsuspecting townspeople. The townspeople were all dead, and nobody would ever have any idea as to what had happened. In the meantime, Burns, in his now youthful body, would go on to take over another town, and continue to live on…..FOREVER!!!
CONCLUSION
So after all of this, one question remains, whose fault was it? Who was actually responsible for the destruction of Springfield. Doesn’t anybody think it an odd coincidence that the mayor survived the explosion, not to mention how he so quickly had everything all planned out. Well it all goes back, Many years ago, to the newly elected Mayor Quimby. It turns out, the mayor was given an extensive bribe, so that Mr. Burns could build his plant on land that was deemed unsuitable for such a building. Mr. Burns never knew why the land was cheap, and Mayor Quimby did not figure it out for many years. Once The mayor found out that the plant was built on a giant sinkhole, he decided not to stop the construction, because he would lose votes. So once the plant finally blew up, the mayor came up with a plan to take the blame away from himself, and have the fair people of Springfield accuse eachother. However, the Mayor did not count on the sudden appearance of Fat tony. Fat Tony had been out of town this whole time, but once he found out about what had happened, he promptly had the Mayor shot. Fat Tony said “That’s what he gets for making a mafia game, and not including the REAL MAFIA.”
Post by: Pryopizm on August 22, 2006, 05:43:50 AM
Post by: couchmonkey on August 22, 2006, 06:21:26 AM
Post by: decoyman on August 22, 2006, 06:33:14 AM
Post by: Pale on August 22, 2006, 07:26:55 AM
Post by: couchmonkey on August 22, 2006, 09:00:30 AM
Post by: decoyman on August 22, 2006, 09:59:06 AM
Post by: Pryopizm on August 22, 2006, 02:59:28 PM
Do you think wandering is the best y/n?
I responded y.
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on August 22, 2006, 03:19:23 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on August 22, 2006, 03:26:55 PM
Post by: Pale on August 22, 2006, 03:57:18 PM
Post by: stevey on August 22, 2006, 05:43:37 PM
Mafia 4 werewolves win
...actually, I don't really even care about any of the other outcomes. Mafia 4 was the best.
Post by: Pale on August 22, 2006, 06:01:21 PM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2006, 06:06:46 PM
I hope I can make it as good as Mafia 4, but I doubt that's even possible.
Post by: Pryopizm on August 22, 2006, 06:41:10 PM
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Mafia 5 townies (typ/crash cheated though by being unkillable)
Why are even talking about any mafia games other than mafia 4? Seriously.
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on August 22, 2006, 08:21:39 PM
Post by: WindyMan on August 22, 2006, 08:41:11 PM
Bring on a new round!
Post by: 18 Days on August 22, 2006, 11:36:07 PM
Post by: couchmonkey on August 23, 2006, 05:58:13 AM
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If I was really chick, I totally would marry wandering.
Me too.
Post by: Zach on August 23, 2006, 06:49:58 AM
Post by: wandering on August 23, 2006, 05:59:42 PM
Post by: Zach on August 23, 2006, 06:15:48 PM
what are you gonna do, BAN ME????
Post by: wandering on August 23, 2006, 06:18:10 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 23, 2006, 06:23:26 PM
Post by: Zach on August 23, 2006, 06:32:42 PM
Not like it matters, we all know wandering doesn't have the balls to do it anyway.
