Post by: Zach on August 17, 2006, 05:49:11 AM
Last night the townspeople finally made a good choice. They decided to vote off Pale, who turned out to be a lawyer for the burns mafia.
Typ was found dead, he was Smithers.
Do not rejoice yet, all did not go well for the townies last night…..
Windyman, Vudu, and Garnee were also found dead this morning. According to the police, it seems that Windyman who was Flanders attempted to kill Vudu, who was Selma. Garnee, who was Patty died trying to save Selma, but both sisters perished in the fight.
Flanders was found with his crossbow on his chest, and the final arrow through his heart. A note in his hand read “I set out as the instrument of god, I was going to save this sinful town, and rid us of the sinners, but I have killed not one, but two innocent women tonight, which can only mean I have become the instrument of the gosh darned diddly dang darn DEVIL! There is only one thing left for me to do.”
Truly a mixed day, two mafia men have died, but so have three townies.
Post by: couchmonkey on August 17, 2006, 06:21:18 AM
Who jumped on bandwagons against a Townie AND a Burns? Super, TVMan, and NuclearSpeed, that's who. They also all avoided the 18 Days fiasco. Who avoids fiascos? Mafia members that stand to lose the most by getting bombed.
Super even votes late and brags about how safe bandwagons are, and he's keeping a generally low profile. Therefore:
VOTE SUPER
Edit...OR...am I a desperate Mr. Burns? Perhaps even signified by my choice of another Simpson villain for my avatar? No, no I'm not.
Double-Edit: Wait, you're ALL DIRTY BANDWAGON JUMPERS!! Who can I truuuuuuust? Oh well, Super still looks suspicious to me.
Post by: Pryopizm on August 17, 2006, 06:33:35 AM
Post by: decoyman on August 17, 2006, 06:39:02 AM
vote changed There are bigger fish to fry this night.
Post by: couchmonkey on August 17, 2006, 06:40:03 AM
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey
Super even votes late and brags about how safe bandwagons are, and he's keeping a generally low profile.
I just realized how contradictory that claim is.
Still, until I hear a more convincing argument, I stand by my vote.
Post by: Pryopizm on August 17, 2006, 08:53:40 AM
Post by: couchmonkey on August 17, 2006, 11:20:47 AM
Post by: decoyman on August 17, 2006, 11:33:19 AM
Well, lad, that's quite the bold statement there. If tis true... well, Ah've misjudged yeh, and Ah'm willin' to reconsider and vote along with ye. But if ye're a lyin' dog, the real and true Krusty is bound to pipe up before the end o' the day...
(but Willie slowly begins losing his cool, clearly perplexed by the complexity of the situation)
Unless ye're mafia, and ye're just in CAHOOTS with the real Krusty. Oh, Wille, yeh bloated frog, USE yer NOGGIN! What shood Ah doo, what should Ah doo?!
Post by: blackfootsteps on August 17, 2006, 02:53:21 PM
Follow the masses I think
Vote Super
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 17, 2006, 02:55:25 PM
. Hopping on this bandwa... oh, wait.
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 17, 2006, 03:02:11 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on August 17, 2006, 03:34:52 PM
Post by: nickmitch on August 17, 2006, 03:49:14 PM
Post by: couchmonkey on August 17, 2006, 03:58:46 PM
I voted TYP day 2. granted I called it 80% comedy, but that means 20% was honest suspicion. If he was still in the game, I'd probably be voting him instead of Super, because I played with him last time which is how I learned to be suspicious of the quiet ones.
Done! I won't even bother checking again, there's nothing else I can say.
Edit: Ho ho ho, it's going to be a townie vs. Mafia vote, is it? Interestive. Okay, now I'm really done! Goodnight everybody. Good luck townies!
Post by: decoyman on August 17, 2006, 06:51:57 PM
VOTE COUCHMONKEY
Post by: Zach on August 17, 2006, 07:05:20 PM
