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Title: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Mario on August 14, 2006, 03:16:51 AM
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times from Saturn!
Title: RE:EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 14, 2006, 03:33:39 AM
You can't spell "november" without "never"
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Smoke39 on August 14, 2006, 03:36:29 AM
My birthday's in November.  Does that mean I get eternal youth? O:
Title: RE:EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Athrun Zala on August 14, 2006, 09:11:07 AM
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Originally posted by: Mario
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times with a Saturn!
Title: RE:EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Smash_Brother on August 14, 2006, 10:41:16 AM
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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala
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Originally posted by: Mario
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times with a Saturn!


...

It will fit?
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: ShyGuy on August 14, 2006, 12:20:12 PM
Was that the famous Mario sarcasm or does he actually wish to have sex sideways nine times with a car? If so, that's WAY too much information, thankyouverymuch.

And here I thought Bill was a deviant..
Title: RE:EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on August 14, 2006, 12:23:39 PM
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala
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Originally posted by: Mario
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times with a Saturn!


...

It will fit?

Depends.  Are we talking about the Sega console, or a car?
Title: RE:EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 14, 2006, 12:34:00 PM
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Was that the famous Mario sarcasm or does he actually wish to have sex sideways nine times with a car? If so, that's WAY too much information, thankyouverymuch.

And here I thought Bill was a deviant..

I prefer "conventionally-challenged"... ^_^

And yes, Mario does cars all the time!  
Title: RE:EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Smoke39 on August 14, 2006, 05:56:04 PM
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala
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Originally posted by: Mario
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times with a Saturn!


...

It will fit?


A dab of personal lubricant does wonders.
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 14, 2006, 06:14:29 PM
And now that I'm actually reading Mario's post, I'm fairly certain that he means the Sega Saturn, not the car brand...

*frowns at Smoke's reply and runs to the bathroom*
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: couchmonkey on August 15, 2006, 05:19:58 AM
Wait, I thought it was coming out in September?
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Smoke39 on August 15, 2006, 05:40:25 AM
It comes out whenever you have the time and a little privacy.  Either that or while you're asleep.  Or were you talking about the Wii?  
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: couchmonkey on August 15, 2006, 05:43:39 AM
It also comes out when I need to pee and when I forget to do up the fly.  Oh boy was that embarrassing!
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Smoke39 on August 15, 2006, 05:45:27 AM
You ejaculate when you forget to zip your pants?  That's kinda weird.
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Infernal Monkey on August 15, 2006, 05:46:03 AM
Hey guys have you heard the rumours of Killer Instinct launching with the Ultra 64 in 1994, I think it'll be a success. Anyway what's this Wii crap? Sega's new console? They should do a 3D Sonic racing game, it wouldn't start the chain of destruction or anything!

Sometimes I masturbate while thinking of Spinal. Boner for Spinal.
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Smoke39 on August 15, 2006, 05:49:07 AM
Dude, did you go back in time?  How'd you do it?  Can I go back to the '80s and see Poison?
Title: RE: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE
Post by: Infernal Monkey on August 15, 2006, 05:55:05 AM
You can do anything! JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!