Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: UncleBob on August 02, 2006, 06:33:45 PM
Title: Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: UncleBob on August 02, 2006, 06:33:45 PM
Although everyone loves my Avatar, I'm thinking I'd like to try something fun...
Assuming a mod doesn't veto this idea, I'm thinking I'll rent out my avatar space at a rate of fifty cents for 24 hours (discount rate of $3 for 7 days).
Regular forum rules would apply, of course, but outside of that, interested users could submit to me whatever avatar they want (insulting me even!).
*The price will vary depending on the stock price at the time of purchase.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: ShyGuy on August 02, 2006, 06:59:55 PM
I wish to purchase for my propaganda. Paypal?
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: UncleBob on August 02, 2006, 07:05:53 PM
yes - theunclebob@hotmail.com
PM me the address for the avatar (or e-mail it to me). Either way, I'll move the avatar to my photobucket account and change my Avatar address for a minimum of 24 hours.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: IceCold on August 02, 2006, 09:03:09 PM
Wow. You went from giving people a gift for finding you an avatar to charging them for the same thing.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: ShyGuy on August 02, 2006, 09:13:17 PM
Wait, wait, wait.
2 things:
Have our Mod Overlords approved this yet? Do I get a guarantee of a minimum number of posts per advertising period?
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: Athrun Zala on August 02, 2006, 09:35:36 PM
when I saw your avatar, I thought you were simply joking o_O
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: Arbok on August 02, 2006, 10:03:41 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Athrun Zala when I saw your avatar, I thought you were simply joking o_O
He very well could have been before ShyGuy took him up on it...
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: UncleBob on August 03, 2006, 05:32:15 AM
Quote Originally posted by: ShyGuy Have our Mod Overlords approved this yet? Do I get a guarantee of a minimum number of posts per advertising period?
Well, they haven't *not* approved it. If a moderator decides this isn't going to work after someone has paid, if that person hasn't received their entire 24 hour rental period, I'll refund them their Fifty Cents.
I cannot guarantee a minimum number of posts simply because I don't want to have to start spamming the boards with useless topics in order to meet a "quota" - Two things to keep in mind though is that; a) all previous posts will change to your selected avatar and b) I tend to make enough useless topics anyway.
Quote Originally posted by: IceCold Wow. You went from giving people a gift for finding you an avatar to charging them for the same thing.
Yeah, but this way, I don't have to go through the painful selection and non-approval process...
Quote Originally posted by: Athrun Zala when I saw your avatar, I thought you were simply joking o_O
I don't honestly expect to raise enough money to buy me a share of Nintendo stock, but whatever I do raise by the end of the year will probably go toward that. While the entire process is in jest (and thus the low, low price of Fifty Cents!), I thought it'd be kinda neat to see what happens.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: stevey on August 03, 2006, 06:17:22 AM
How much to make you use
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space?
Post by: UncleBob on August 03, 2006, 06:24:41 AM
Fifty Cents for a 24 hour period.
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 03, 2006, 07:33:06 AM
Quote Originally posted by: stevey How much to make you use
Quote Originally posted by: UncleBob Fifty Cents for a 24 hour period.
Whats the discounted rate to make it stick till Wii launch? the rest of the year?
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 03, 2006, 06:22:57 PM
Whoo! I have my first bite!
Damn, PayPal took 31 cents out of the Fifty cents... no more PayPal - I'll never get Nintendo stock at 19 cents a day!
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: vudu on August 03, 2006, 06:33:16 PM
I Domo-Kun.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Ceric on August 03, 2006, 06:33:33 PM
Uncle Bob kills kitties say it ain't so.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 03, 2006, 07:03:13 PM
Okay, I've downgraded my PayPal account to a personal account (I never knew it was anything else) - I'm still out the 31 cents from vudu's purchase, but from now on, I'll be able to take PayPal - just no debit or credit cards...
As far as long term discounts, just the $3/week - I want to give everyone the chance to rent my avatar space.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Svevan on August 03, 2006, 09:02:40 PM
I am a mod and I think this is freaking awesome. And probably totally against the rules. Have at it.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 04, 2006, 04:21:10 AM
heh... how could you not love it?
Okay now, PayPal is ticking me off - no more PayPal payments for the time being. My second renter sent his payment of $3 overnight and PayPal took 39 cents from it - after they told me my account had been downgraded to a personal account and that I should now not be charged any fees. I've sent them an angry e-mail, but for now, no more PayPal - although after vudu's time is up tonight, there's a new poster who will have the avatar for a week. Who is it? Stay tuned to find out!
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: couchmonkey on August 04, 2006, 12:29:27 PM
Man Paypal, you used to be cool, what happened to you?
(I also think this is freaking awesome.)
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 04, 2006, 02:51:28 PM
Anyone know of any other online payment services like PayPal but with little-to-no fees and decent customer service?
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Ceric on August 04, 2006, 03:03:08 PM
Postal Service? Flatrate of 34 cents.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 04, 2006, 03:46:12 PM
Then it'd just be cheaper (/easier) to charge 50 cents + 31 cent processing fee through PayPal...
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: ShyGuy on August 04, 2006, 04:31:18 PM
Welcome to the world of Micropayments! This little concept is ecommerce's own version of cold fusion. If you can figure it out, you'll be a rich man
Check out the links at the bottom of the article for links to micropayment service providers
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 04, 2006, 05:22:36 PM
Okay, I think, I think that I've got PayPal taken care of this time (although I'm still sending e-mails about my damn 39 cents they took from the second payment)...
In about an hour, my Avatar will be changing again, however that person told me they just wanted seven days, they didn't have to be consecutive, so if you want to get an avatar in for the day after tommrow or such, let me know...
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: ShyGuy on August 04, 2006, 08:07:19 PM
I'm terribly offended at this blatant commercialism.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 05, 2006, 04:14:27 PM
Will anyone be renting my Avatar for tommrow, or will ShyGuy get his second of seven days tommrow?
I believe the PayPal thing is taken care of, so let me know if you want tommrow's Avatar space.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 06, 2006, 09:31:39 AM
ShyGuy's second of seven days is coming to an end, will someone else be renting the space for tommrow, or will he reign for a third day?
Folks, I'm not sure I've done an adequate job letting you all know what kind of great deal this is!
With UncleBob's Avatar Rental Service, you get all this: *A picture of your choosing beside every single post I've ever made for a period of 24 hours or more! *No bandwidth costs - I'll host the image so you don't have to pay for the bandwidth! *A special message in my signature mentioning you as the provider of the day's avatar! *Your forum name will be included inside the frame of the share of stock that I buy - so when I take over the world and start killing everyone, I'll remember who was kind enough to help me and I'll make sure your deaths are practically painless! *The knowledge that you took part in this great community effort to bring a little bit more Nintendo into the House of Bob!
Where else can you get all of this for only Fifty Cents a day? Sure, you could feed a starving child or put some money back for your Wii, but would that bring you and all of those around you the great happiness that sponsoring my avatar for a day would do?
As an extended service, I'm now taking avatar sponsorships up to one month in advance! Here's how this'll work. Say, for example, that Pryo's birthday is September 8th (which it is). Say you want to wish him a "Happy Birthday" in style! Drop me a line with your payment and avatar picture file, along with the date you wish to reserve. If that date isn't already taken, it's yours! If it is taken, you'll get the choice of another day (with another picture, if you'd like) or have your money refunded to you.
Where else can you find value like this?
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Arbok on August 06, 2006, 09:52:08 AM
Quote Originally posted by: UncleBob Where else can you find value like this?
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 06, 2006, 09:57:30 AM
Geeze, SPAM your auctions much?
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: vudu on August 06, 2006, 10:56:00 AM
I think you should update the first post in this thread with past avatars. It will seem like an even better deal for the folks still holding out.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Ceric on August 06, 2006, 02:49:09 PM
Yep. We should get a historically account of all these avatars for future generations to revel in and remember.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 06, 2006, 06:28:10 PM
Well, it looks like we're in day three for ShyGuy... That's good, we've got to run through them sometime.
As per updating the first post... naw. I have an idea that I'm going to put together for every $10 worth of Sponsored Avatars...
What's that idea? Guess you'll have to wait until I've raised my first ten dollars to find out.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Requiem on August 06, 2006, 10:30:30 PM
You conieving bastard!
(cool idea though)
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 08, 2006, 01:26:11 PM
Tommrow will hit the 5th day or ShyGuy's 7 day stretch... get your Avatars in now... don't let someone beat you to the day you want...
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 09, 2006, 06:03:03 AM
As of tommrow night, ShyGuy's rental will be up. Comeon people, isn't anyone interested?
Don't forget, you can rent your avatar space up to 30 days in advance!
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: vudu on August 09, 2006, 09:13:58 AM
Sorry, Bob. I don't think anyone else is intereted.
Maybe you should buy some advertising space on PGC--you know, get more people to know about your crusade.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 09, 2006, 05:31:05 PM
Everyone blocks the PGC ads though. Perhaps PGC should pay me to have ads that they get paid for.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: vudu on August 09, 2006, 05:44:30 PM
If you're blocking PGC's ads you're stealing bandwidth. You wouldn't want to do that, now would you?
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Arbok on August 09, 2006, 06:00:08 PM
Quote Originally posted by: vudu If you're blocking PGC's ads you're stealing bandwidth. You wouldn't want to do that, now would you?
Come on Vudu... everyone does it...
*peer pressure ahoy*
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: stevey on August 09, 2006, 06:20:15 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Arbok
Quote Originally posted by: vudu If you're blocking PGC's ads you're stealing bandwidth. You wouldn't want to do that, now would you?
Come on Vudu... everyone does it...
*peer pressure ahoy*
I dont, I even click on some of them... intellitxt dosen't count right
How far are you willing to go for avatar money, would you let some one make "kill me I'm a godfather" avatar on day one in the next mafia?
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Zach on August 09, 2006, 07:42:52 PM
Actually, UncleBob has not yet signed up for mafia VIII. Maybe he is afraid that he will get voted out on the first day.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Ceric on August 10, 2006, 07:59:58 AM
Wait a minute... Vudu is stealing Bandwidth. He's seven told us how to block the ads and pictures of him blocking the ads.
Edit: Nope because if he signs up his Avatar will Say "Vote 18 Days. For there can only be one."
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 10, 2006, 05:38:13 PM
About Mafia: I haven't decided if I want to sign up or not. I have a backload of games I still need to play and the time invested in mafia can be ... well, a lot.
About my Avatar - I've done my math wrong, ShyGuy's seven-day run is up tommrow, not tonight.
But don't let that stop you from getting in to rent some space. Come on, ya know you want to!
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 11, 2006, 01:35:25 PM
Anyone?
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 11, 2006, 01:40:02 PM
I might have some extra scratch on paypal after I pay da billz in the next day or two. Makin' a deal with the devil
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Ceric on August 11, 2006, 01:46:07 PM
Avatar: Blue Dress
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: ShyGuy on August 11, 2006, 04:04:25 PM
Might a suggest a PSA for the lull times?
"This is you brain on drugs"
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 11, 2006, 04:30:14 PM
Quote Originally posted by: ShyGuy Might a suggest a PSA for the lull times?
"This is you brain on drugs"
I was thinking something like this...
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 11, 2006, 07:01:02 PM
Well, no one is renting my avatar right now... Please feel free to PM/e-mail me if you're interested.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 13, 2006, 03:41:03 PM
Awww...
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Khushrenada on August 13, 2006, 09:31:41 PM
The game is afoot tomorrow! (And I might have gotten UncleBob's hopes up too).
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Athrun Zala on August 13, 2006, 09:33:50 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Khushrenada The game is afoot tomorrow! (And I might have gotten UncleBob's hopes up too).
only if you rent his avatar space
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Khushrenada on August 13, 2006, 09:42:58 PM
Yeah, but he'll see people have posted and that will be enough to get his hopes up.
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Athrun Zala on August 13, 2006, 09:45:22 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Khushrenada Yeah, but he'll see people have posted and that will be enough to get his hopes up.
maybe...
but still...
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Khushrenada on August 13, 2006, 09:57:51 PM
I guess I should reply to this but I have nothing to add. I guess I'll save this for later.
Trolling placeholder message.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Athrun Zala on August 13, 2006, 09:59:29 PM
VOTE KHUS---
oops, wrong topic
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Khushrenada on August 13, 2006, 10:09:06 PM
Well, at least someone is excited for the game tomorrow. Of course, it's the only game you have a chance of winning because I'm winning the trolling war.
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Athrun Zala on August 14, 2006, 09:13:56 AM
at least the quality of your spam has improved....
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: animecyberat on August 23, 2006, 07:04:48 PM
I was going to rent space for a week but Uncle Bob never replied back to my pms.
But I do have to point one thing out to you mr. bob, most large coorperations do not allow you to purchase a single sharem, they usualy have a minimum number of shares or dollars they require you to invest. S
o I advise you to read their corporate info or talk to your ivestment representative before you get your shopes up.
I did have a question regarding the avatar space for rent. can I make an avatar that advertises MY website and get out of paying PGCs fee or is that grounds for bannination? you might wanna check into that.
Better yet Ill make a trade. You put my avatar up for a week and Ill place your ad on my site for the same amount of time.
Deal?
Title: RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: Arbok on August 23, 2006, 10:48:16 PM
Quote Originally posted by: animecyberat Better yet Ill make a trade. You put my avatar up for a week and Ill place your ad on my site for the same amount of time.
Deal?
"It's a trap!"
Title: RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
Post by: UncleBob on August 24, 2006, 02:17:53 PM
Sorry Rat, I didn't see your PM up there. We need a pop-up when we have new PMs or something.
Anywhoo, no, I don't really want to "trade" my avatar space for anything besides money...