Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 26, 2006, 06:24:13 PM
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Post by: IceCold on July 26, 2006, 10:59:37 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 27, 2006, 08:32:43 AM
The Bad: He does it out of spite
THe Ugly: I still don't get what he was trying to say...
Post by: Zach on July 27, 2006, 11:24:07 AM
the bad: BnM is too dumb to understand why
the ugly: Icecold was trying to tell you that this thread should have gone in the other joke thread that YOU created.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 27, 2006, 06:53:32 PM
Post by: Zach on July 27, 2006, 06:55:53 PM
Post by: EasyCure on July 27, 2006, 09:38:25 PM
The Bad: a 360 price drop can kill wii hype
The Ugly: ps3 = $599 ('nuff said)
:-P its not original, but its true
Post by: Ceric on July 28, 2006, 05:33:26 AM
The Bad: It's shaping up to throw the whole lores and mythos out the Windows
The Ugle: Bumblebee is a Camereo o.O
Post by: TrueNerd on July 28, 2006, 02:09:33 PM
Post by: EasyCure on July 29, 2006, 06:01:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: TrueNerd
Sorry to break format here, but Michael Bay is NOT a good director. Transformers will suck just like everything else that man has touched.
From the Team America: World Police soundtrack:
The End of an Act
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that sh!tty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
(Interlude)
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.
Post by: wandering on July 29, 2006, 06:12:18 PM
The bad: Team America trying to make fun of world events
The ugly: puppet sex
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 30, 2006, 11:08:11 AM
The Bad: MS and Sony are all butt hurt over it
The Ugly: Now they don't want to participate in E3 anymore
Post by: stevey on July 30, 2006, 11:49:53 AM
The Bad: Nintendo cant steal the show and get all the hype again
The Ugly: Karl was finaly old enoughf to go to next years E3
Post by: Ceric on July 31, 2006, 04:45:21 AM
The Bad: No more obscure games getting publicity
The Ugly: No set date for news
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on August 24, 2006, 09:40:14 AM
Bad: It's because wandering is on some kind of power trip.
Ugly: It's not even funny.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 18, 2009, 01:14:15 AM
Bad: Now I'm bumping threads that I started a long time ago
Ugly; I'm really not sure why...
Post by: bustin98 on July 18, 2009, 11:47:52 AM
Post by: EasyCure on July 19, 2009, 03:35:30 PM
Easycure has been here for 3 years already? I remember pointing him out as a n00b like it was yesterday...
The good: I've made some sort of pressence here at least
The bad: It's probaby not a very good one.
the ugly: your moms face
And actually, 3 years ago is when i joined the forums, but i lurked as a guest for longer than that.
Post by: nickmitch on July 19, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
The bad: It's not very clever.
The ugly: I'm only doing it for my post count.
Post by: Peachylala on July 19, 2009, 11:51:37 PM
The bad: Wii games that deserve good reviews are getting biased ranting reviews.
The ugly: The idiots in the bad are in offical media outlets.
Can't lie because it's true. =(
Post by: ThePerm on July 20, 2009, 03:15:06 AM
the good: your looking at some nice ass porn
the bad: its your sister
the ugly: you still knock one out
the way ugly: your mom and dad walk in and catch you
the crazy ugly: they start to join in
the good: taking a dump
the bad: its green
the ugly: there is peanuts in it
the really ugly: and blood
the good: hanging out drinking with friends
the bad: someone puts in the movie short bus
the ugly: your friend makes a pass at you
the good: your buddy turns 18 and decides to go to the porn shop to buy his first tape
the bad: The tape is called ragdolls
the ugly: the tagline of the movie is "there nothing more fun then putting your hotdog in a ketchup filled bun"
the good: Chicken Fill-A
the bad: you can't satisfy your craving because its Sunday and they are closed
the ugly: your Jesus
ok no more, jokes have to stay in the movie, or my standup
Post by: Stogi on July 20, 2009, 04:13:05 AM
Post by: EasyCure on July 20, 2009, 09:56:06 AM
The Bad: They got incredibly shitty at the end, i woulda walked out on your ass
The Ugly: I woulda walked out with your date, and thrown a beer bottle at your head
The Truth: Just playing Perm, you know i <3 you ;)
Post by: ThePerm on July 20, 2009, 11:31:45 PM
You have a stand up?
I had a friend who was doing standup at the tempe improv and a few other places in phoenix, in Yuma he got a job as the host of a comedy club over there. I was thinking, if he's the host I could get some connections into the comic world, maybe I could convert my script into a standup, the format isn't all that different... he didn't stick with it.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 20, 2009, 11:37:07 PM
You have a stand up?
I had a friend who was doing standup at the tempe improv and a few other places in phoenix, in Yuma he got a job as the host of a comedy club over there. I was thinking, if he's the host I could get some connections into the comic world, maybe I could convert my script into a standup, the format isn't all that different... he didn't stick with it.
Good luck with that, I hope we get the exclusive video of the 1st on stage performance posted in Hilarious Youtube Videos thread if it doesn't get one made specifically for it.
Post by: EasyCure on July 21, 2009, 09:18:36 AM
You have a stand up?
I had a friend who was doing standup at the tempe improv and a few other places in phoenix, in Yuma he got a job as the host of a comedy club over there. I was thinking, if he's the host I could get some connections into the comic world, maybe I could convert my script into a standup, the format isn't all that different... he didn't stick with it.
Good luck with that, I hope we get the exclusive video of the 1st on stage performance posted in Hilarious Youtube Videos thread if it doesn't get one made specifically for it.
Nah it definately deserves its own thread. After all, it can very well be a small shrine here on the forums celebrating the birth of Perms succesful standup career! A place where we can all say we knew him when...
Thread name? Perm's Stand-up Debut (Formely "I have terrible social skills")
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2009, 12:21:23 PM
You have a stand up?
I had a friend who was doing standup at the tempe improv and a few other places in phoenix, in Yuma he got a job as the host of a comedy club over there. I was thinking, if he's the host I could get some connections into the comic world, maybe I could convert my script into a standup, the format isn't all that different... he didn't stick with it.
Good luck with that, I hope we get the exclusive video of the 1st on stage performance posted in Hilarious Youtube Videos thread if it doesn't get one made specifically for it.
Nah it definately deserves its own thread. After all, it can very well be a small shrine here on the forums celebrating the birth of Perms succesful standup career! A place where we can all say we knew him when...
Thread name? Perm's Stand-up Debut (Formely "I have terrible social skills")
I think it all depends on if the stand up is good enough for us to laugh with him, or so bad that we end up laughing at him.
Post by: Stogi on July 21, 2009, 01:29:02 PM
Post by: EasyCure on July 21, 2009, 02:00:43 PM
Post by: Stogi on July 21, 2009, 05:55:11 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2009, 06:03:48 PM
as long as we laugh, he'll of succeeded so does it really matter which way or the other?
To us it might not matter, but to him it might be very important.
Post by: EasyCure on July 21, 2009, 07:07:37 PM
as long as we laugh, he'll of succeeded so does it really matter which way or the other?
To us it might not matter, but to him it might be very important.
Since when have i cared about whats important to thePerm? ;)
