Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2006, 03:21:55 PM
Mine is actually, "I loved myself because I'm sexy and do what I want."
Because my birthday is February 19th and I'm wearing a blue shirt.
Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October------I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an IPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I'm cool like that.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm stupid.
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None--------Because I cant control myself!
Post by: Ceric on July 08, 2006, 03:31:30 PM
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on July 08, 2006, 03:33:07 PM
Post by: please let me in, please on July 08, 2006, 03:45:10 PM
Post by: Shorty McNostril on July 08, 2006, 05:11:49 PM
Thats disgusting.
Post by: MaryJane on July 08, 2006, 05:30:01 PM
Post by: Zach on July 08, 2006, 05:33:17 PM
Post by: 18 Days on July 08, 2006, 05:44:00 PM
Post by: EasyCure on July 08, 2006, 06:27:21 PM
so true..
Post by: Pale on July 08, 2006, 07:05:16 PM
Post by: Garnee on July 08, 2006, 08:12:14 PM
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2006, 08:15:46 PM
Post by: SgtShiversBen on July 08, 2006, 08:44:07 PM
Post by: oohhboy on July 08, 2006, 09:46:26 PM
Post by: MattVDB on July 08, 2006, 10:01:49 PM
Post by: Crimm on July 08, 2006, 10:20:43 PM
Post by: blackfootsteps on July 09, 2006, 04:15:51 AM
Post by: vudu on July 09, 2006, 05:53:26 AM
That wasn't very funny.
Post by: ThePerm on July 09, 2006, 07:26:42 AM
Post by: Caliban on July 09, 2006, 09:53:44 AM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 09, 2006, 01:01:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: SgtShiversBen
I smoked a mexican because I'm an idiot
That is hilarious
Quoteand this isn't very cool, its actually quite sick
Originally posted by: Caliban
I choked on myself because I'm cool like that.
Post by: Caliban on July 09, 2006, 01:09:27 PM
Post by: ThePerm on July 09, 2006, 02:13:14 PM
seriously
Encrypted
E sUy Ef you cUn reUch, go for Et, E cUn, but Et reUlly hurts my neck!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 09, 2006, 02:50:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: ThePerm
dont read this if you want to know too much about theperm
seriously
Encrypted
E sUy Ef you cUn reUch, go for Et, E cUn, but Et reUlly hurts my neck!
Did you just admit to what I think you did?
Post by: ThePerm on July 09, 2006, 06:01:38 PM
Post by: Zach on July 09, 2006, 06:04:55 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 09, 2006, 06:23:56 PM
The Perm has already answered, "I can, therefore I do"
Post by: SgtShiversBen on July 09, 2006, 07:51:55 PM
Post by: ThePerm on July 09, 2006, 07:59:35 PM
and to answer the above question...probably not
Post by: ThePerm on July 09, 2006, 08:10:35 PM
January------I ran for president with
February-----I loved that show with
March---------I jumped for joy from
April-----------I squandered my money on
May-----------I scrambled on
June----------I attacked a zebra with
July-----------I loved that show with
August-------I had lunch with
September--I danced away from
October------I licked on
November---I shared a kiss with
December---I glanced over at
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a toad
2--------a mushroom
3--------a zebra
4--------a blade
5--------a Spaniard
6--------a tupac album
7--------my pinata
8--------my bison
9--------my chimpanzee
10-------my murderor
11-------my elephant teacher
12-------an apple
13-------a vitamin
14-------a giraffe
15-------a goat
16-------a cucumber
17-------your momma
18-------a spork
19-------your flinstones car
20-------a soccer bat
21-------a tommygun
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a tazmanian devil
24-------an ardvark
25-------a fooseball player
26-------my kitten
27-------my puppy
28-------an mp3 player
29-------a giant marker
30-------a llama
31-------a pothead
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I'm cool like that.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm so special!
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None--------Because I cant control myself!
Post by: Zach on July 09, 2006, 09:15:33 PM
I attacked a zebra my chimpanzee because that's how I roll.
what the heck?
Edit: figured it out (kinda) for all of you June people out there, simply add a "with" after zebra.
Post by: Athrun Zala on July 09, 2006, 09:24:56 PM
rofl, I kinda did that today! XD
oh, Ceric and I have the same birth day ^^
Post by: Shorty McNostril on July 09, 2006, 10:15:50 PM
Boring one here
Post by: Ceric on July 10, 2006, 05:36:31 AM
Post by: Athrun Zala on July 10, 2006, 08:08:18 AM
but the plus is that it's when classes end....actually, it was, as now I have exams during Nov-Dec
Post by: couchmonkey on July 10, 2006, 08:54:30 AM
I loved that show with my murderor because I was high.
(changed from shirt colour to pants colour so they wouldn't be too similar).
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on July 10, 2006, 11:28:02 AM
I don't get it.
Post by: please let me in, please on July 10, 2006, 11:44:46 AM
Post by: Darkstar on July 10, 2006, 05:12:06 PM
the other is: i squandered my money on a spork because the voices told me to.
Post by: nitsu niflheim on July 11, 2006, 04:04:34 AM
Post by: EasyCure on July 11, 2006, 09:29:05 AM
Post by: nitsu niflheim on July 11, 2006, 10:50:55 AM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on July 17, 2006, 01:17:19 AM
July 5 Blue.
Did I do this right?
Post by: Smash_Brother on July 17, 2006, 09:19:45 AM
Post by: nemyhlovecraft on July 18, 2006, 05:02:19 AM
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on July 19, 2006, 06:47:23 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 18, 2009, 01:18:26 AM
Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October------I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an IPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I'm cool like that.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm stupid.
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None--------Because I cant control myself!
Post by: BeautifulShy on July 18, 2009, 03:15:46 AM
Post by: Stratos on July 18, 2009, 04:38:01 AM
Post by: ThomasO on July 18, 2009, 05:53:11 AM
Post by: vudu on July 18, 2009, 10:57:14 AM
I murdered a noodle because I can't control myself!
I dry humped a phone because I can't control myself!!!
Put on a shirt, hippie!
EDIT:
I did the Macarena with a llama Because I cant control myself!
That wasn't very funny.
Oh shi--!!
Post by: stevey on July 18, 2009, 11:08:30 AM
Post by: bustin98 on July 18, 2009, 11:31:10 AM
Post by: EasyCure on July 19, 2009, 03:30:21 PM
"i murdered a squirell cuz thats how i roll" so true..
Still true! Here's one for my gf becuase i need an excuse to post in this thread again:
"i had lunch with a goat because thats how i roll"
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 20, 2009, 02:51:36 AM
Post by: EasyCure on July 20, 2009, 09:43:36 AM
I smoked my best friend's boyfriend because I hate my family.
Thats the sickest **** i ever heard..
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 20, 2009, 11:22:04 AM
smoked as in pole smoking like what might go down in a gay bar bathroom?
or smoked as in shot him up("I smoked that fool") like what happened to to Tupac & Biggie?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 20, 2009, 11:42:08 AM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 20, 2009, 11:46:43 AM
Post by: EasyCure on July 20, 2009, 12:19:52 PM
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 20, 2009, 01:33:00 PM
Post by: EasyCure on July 20, 2009, 01:42:10 PM
Post by: Stogi on July 20, 2009, 03:29:12 PM
Post by: EasyCure on July 20, 2009, 04:04:06 PM
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 20, 2009, 04:07:52 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with being a gay cannibal, but i know i'd never let one go down on ME, thats for DAMN sure.
If I weren't so attached to my shrine to my VC addiction/insanity I'd make that my signature. It's the kind of thing that's perfectly ludicrous when taken out of context.
Post by: decoyman on July 29, 2009, 12:27:28 PM
Ok, I'm in:
I did the macarena with a pickle because that's how I roll.
Yeah, that means you guys missed my birthday! :'( I turned... 30... =o
Post by: EasyCure on July 29, 2009, 02:18:50 PM
just kidding, happy birthday! i think our upcoming birthdays thing is borken, sorry
Post by: Stogi on July 29, 2009, 03:37:58 PM
Wow....just wow.....
so true..
Post by: nickmitch on July 29, 2009, 07:31:06 PM
I had lunch with a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Fixed.
Post by: Athena Asamiya on August 09, 2009, 12:48:33 PM
But I'm an only child!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 09, 2009, 01:03:10 PM
"I sang to a brotha cause that's how I roll"
fixed. Now you don't have to feel crazy.
