Post by: Bill Aurion on June 21, 2006, 07:44:18 PM
UncleBob was feeling uneasy. He had he heard Deguello's painful screams from the Able Sisters shop and had been too scared to check on what happened. He had to get back to base and report to Tom Nook right away. He could see Nook's Cranny just over the horizon, its glowing lights like a halo to the frightened UncleBob. However, he noticed a dark figure on the path ahead. "Going somewhere, 'Coon?" UncleBob could just barely make out that the figure was carrying a large object of some type. The figure then slowly walked forward. "W...Who are you?," UncleBob whimpered. The figure didn't say anything. "S...Stop or I'll shoot!," UncleBob shouted in an increasingly sporadic manner. The figure didn't waver at all and finally spoke up. "I...am justice..." UncleBob gathered the remaining courage he had. "Hey, isn't that a bit cliche?" In the moonlight, K.K. Slider dashed forward and ended the Coon Henchman's life by smashing him over the head with his guitar...
After setting up Deguello's demise as a freak accident, Death quickly left to take care of his other duties. He checked his notebook and found the name Garnee. "Ahhh, I haven't even seen this chap around. I think I'll go check his house." When Death came to the front door of Garnee's, he went right through the solid door. Or that's what Death was expecting, but he instead bumped his big mole nose. "Owwww, stupid physical body!" After digging into the main room, he found it empty. On the second floor he was met with a gruesome sight. The fact that Garnee was found dead drowned in his own bathtub wasn't it. It was the fact that Garnee was wearing womens' lingerie while holding pictures of himself. Apparently he had been dancing in the full bathtub, lost his balance, cracked his head on the bathroom wall, and was left to drown in his self-indulgence..."But I can't let this lingerie just go to waste," Death giggled. He disappeared into the night, leaving the naked Villager's corpse behind...
wandering had just gotten home from Stabby's "execution" when he noticed the flag up on his mailbox. "Oh boy, a letter!," he thought, "who could it be from?" He pulled out a letter and his eyes went bright with happiness. It was a letter from Bunnie! Dear wandering, I've got a special something for you, so come by my house after midnight." wandering couldn't believe what he was reading. He had a major crush on Bunnie, so he anxiously awaited their meeting time. When he arrived, he knocked on the door. There was no answer. He tried again. Once again, no answer. He tried the doorknob, and found it open, so he entered the house. "Bunnie, are you there?" A figure snuck up behind him and grabbed his shoulder. "Aiiiiie!," shrieked wandering, as he turned to see...Bunnie. "Oh, Bunnie, you scared me!" Her body then crumpled to the floor in a heap. "Aiiiiiiiiiiiie!," wandering shrieked again. "Are you a fox, too?" wandering looked up to see the psychotic eyes of Tom Nook himself. "Wh..What? I'm a Villager!," wandering stammered. "You're a fox, I KNOW IT!," Tom Nook yelled, "You're a fox and you tipped off the village about my subordinates! THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TWO OF THEM COULD DIE IN ONE NIGHT!" Tom Nook pounced on wandering and started pulling at his hair. "Where are your ears!? I know they are here! Where are they!?" wandering, paralyzed with fear, died of shock. Tom Nook, teetering into the realm of insanity, stumbled into the night muttering "They are all foxes...I'll kill them all...KILL THEM ALL!"
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Sorry, this usually this waits until morning, but I had all the stories done! I'm so impatient...
VOTE ENDS AT MIDNIGHT EST, but I won't be online at that time...So you'll have to wait for the death stories until tomorrow! Sorry!
Post by: Pale on June 21, 2006, 07:52:25 PM
The two people on the top of my suspicion list were both townies...
Can't wait to see how many votes I get today. I'll figure out who I'm voting for in the morning.
Post by: Khushrenada on June 21, 2006, 07:55:09 PM
Thanks for posting early Bill. Now, I can go to sleep knowing I'm still alive.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2006, 08:13:47 PM
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Originally posted by: Pale
Haha oh man....
The two people on the top of my suspicion list were both townies...
Can't wait to see how many votes I get today. I'll figure out who I'm voting for in the morning.
You leave us two choices;
1) Vote for Pale
2) Vote against Pale
you gut instincts are not helping you this game, or are they?
Khush: You should stick by your guns, you just might be onto something.
I'm not sure where all the Stabby hate came from(I'm too lazy to go back and look), but if I could have accessed the internet sooner there would have been no tie
VOTE Blackfootsteps
p.s. Death is the MotherF'n MAN!!! 3 for 3, do you think you could pick me a few lotto #'s while the streak is HOT!!?
Post by: Mario on June 21, 2006, 08:43:13 PM
Also why on earth did you guys vote out Stabby? That;s the dumbest thing i've ever seen, there were people with actual valid suspicions against them, and Stabby gets voted out? There is no logic.
By the way, vudu has to be mafia now too. His hint has come half true, that UncleBob cracks him up. Come on guys, let's vote for a real mafia guy here. I'll change my vote to Vudu if people agree. Someone help figure things out. Oh yeah, vudu also voted for Stabby, he's going down. EDIT AGAIN: Ok he didn't vote for stabby, but he took his vote for blackfootsteps off very late, still suspicious.
Vote VUDU
If vudu turns out mafia, it's obvious blackfootsteps will be too. We could be on to a good thing here!
Post by: Dasmos on June 21, 2006, 10:53:56 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 22, 2006, 01:40:33 AM
I've voted for two people the whole time, Vudu & Blackfootsteps. Does that mean anything? When one of them finally dies, I guess we'll find out.... Oh you want to know reasoning? Well.... I'm still too drunk to start reasoning, so maybe later.
edit 2: did I just repeat what I posted in the post below?
I really gotta stop posting drunk around here
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 22, 2006, 01:50:03 AM
QuoteI've only voted for two people as far as I remember, Vudu & BFS, If either of them(or both) turn out to be mafia then I know/think I'm onto something.
Originally posted by: Mario
(edit)un(edit)-VOTE PRYOPIZM cause it's obvious
Also why on earth did you guys vote out Stabby? That;s the dumbest thing i've ever seen, there were people with actual valid suspicions against them, and Stabby gets voted out? There is no logic.
By the way, vudu has to be mafia now too. His hint has come half true, that UncleBob cracks him up. Come on guys, let's vote for a real mafia guy here. I'll change my vote to Vudu if people agree. Someone help figure things out. Oh yeah, vudu also voted for Stabby, he's going down. EDIT AGAIN: Ok he didn't vote for stabby, but he took his vote for blackfootsteps off very late, still suspicious.
Vote VUDU
If vudu turns out mafia, it's obvious blackfootsteps will be too. We could be on to a good thing here!
if you don't believe me, then believe the next conspiracy theory that comes up
I really shouldn't post drunk any more
Post by: vudu on June 22, 2006, 03:21:38 AM
I'd like to say that the only reason I changed my vote last night was because there were enough votes against someone else to ensure I didn't die (if you recall, I had three votes against myself when I placed my original vote for BFS). Once it was a sure thing that I wasn't going to be voted off, I changed my vote to make sure we didn't accidentally target Cube. In my eyes, Stabby and BFS looked equally suspicious, and therefore I was pretty indifferent to which one got voted off. I wasn't about to put myself at risk to ensure one got chosen over the other.
I'd also like to point out that I've voted for Deg twice now, who--as we all know--turned out to be mafia. I had thought he was Death since stevey died; turns out I was wrong. But I was right that he wasn't playing for the good guys.
Mario has been rather aloof in this game--much like he was last game (when he was Mafia. (Perhaps it's just because he's halfway around the world and up at different times than we are.) Regardless, I think he may be mafia. VOTE MARIO
Also, for what it's worth, I have another random guess--I think Pryo may be the Bomber's Apprentice. I have nothing to back that up other than this--if I were Cube, I would choose Pryo to be my Apprentice just because I'd want to make sure that the man who runs 67% of the mafia games had a good role when it was his turn to play. I know that's not very solid, but I just wanted to point out that (if I'm right) it would be much safer to get rid of him now than after Cube dies.
Also, I have a question for Bill: Can Cube/Bomb's Apprentice win the game as townies, or do they have to die in order for the townies to win?
Post by: Pale on June 22, 2006, 04:08:33 AM
--changing my vote--
Post by: Pale on June 22, 2006, 04:10:07 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 22, 2006, 05:14:41 AM
They have to die, so you better hope the Mafia take them out first...
Post by: Pryopizm on June 22, 2006, 05:30:34 AM
Post by: Khushrenada on June 22, 2006, 06:02:17 AM
I also like Mario's reasoning on Vudu so I'm not sure which one of these two to vote for but I think TYP is innocent. At least for know. So I'm going to think about it and make up my mind after work. See you later.
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 22, 2006, 06:50:58 AM
so, thus far, the people I voted were/are the ones I'm suspicious about
Mario - acting weird, high possibility
vudu - not acting weird, but I have some doubts, average possibility
UncleBob - had a pretty big slipup in his first post, and he was mafia!
I don't suspect anyone else at this point.....well, not with "some" evidence XD
in any case, I was right about Bob
Post by: Pale on June 22, 2006, 08:18:54 AM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 22, 2006, 08:21:47 AM
VOTE PALE
Post by: Frozen Atlantic on June 22, 2006, 08:37:50 AM
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on June 22, 2006, 08:54:49 AM
Nice photoshopping, UncleBob.
Post by: vudu on June 22, 2006, 09:05:24 AM
Post by: Pale on June 22, 2006, 09:15:37 AM
I am acting completely different from last game, being very forward and voting for people as first vote... I was mafia last game... yet people say I'm acting like Mafia this game.
And intersting fact right now is that half of us are bad, and half of us are good. There are a hell of a lot of mafia members just lying through their teeth. I think Frozen Atlantic is one of them.
Vote: Frozen Atlantic
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 22, 2006, 09:18:39 AM
~Bertrand Russell
Post by: vudu on June 22, 2006, 09:19:03 AM
However, I am willing to bet that Mario's mafia. TYP might be, too, although I think it more likely he's Death.
EDIT: After re-reading the posts, I'm pretty sure Pryo and Khush are in the same mob. Khush has never played the game before, but Pryo seems to be following his every move. That in itself is fishy. Plus, his After my awful mistake, yesterday, I'm following Khush, Vote TYP seems a little over the top--I think he's compensating.
Also, KnowsNothing is strangely absent this round, no? That's not like him ....
Post by: KnowsNothing on June 22, 2006, 10:31:18 AM
Post by: nickmitch on June 22, 2006, 12:03:57 PM
Can't let myself die because of not voting.
Post by: Mario on June 22, 2006, 01:53:43 PM
Post by: Zach on June 22, 2006, 01:58:55 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on June 22, 2006, 03:17:46 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on June 22, 2006, 03:24:26 PM
Stabby was saying his Copper information wasn't much so he probably only researched townies. But it still bugs me that he continually voted for Pale.
I thought Pale was the Bomber's Apprentice but now that Wandering was revealed to be a villager, I don't think that now. I think the answer here is to target Frozen Atlantic. Pale targeted him for some strange reason. If Frozen Atlantic turns out to be another good guy, we'll know Pale has to go.
I think it will also lead to other answers, so VOTE FROZEN ATLANTIC.
I really hate to do it too because he's using me as a sig. But since my name is misspelled, I guess I can get over it.
EDIT: Just realized this may make me look like I'm trying to save Pale but it's a risk I'll take.
Post by: MattVDB on June 22, 2006, 03:48:13 PM
Post by: vudu on June 22, 2006, 04:42:12 PM
QuoteWhat, praytell is your actual reason? Whatever it is, it's bull.
Originally posted by: Mario
Vudus only voting for me because I voted for him. Last game I remember being low key on purpose and my habits have definately changed into this one. I have an actual reason for voting for him, so whatever.
QuoteAs much as I'd like to claim responsibility for the deaths of three mafia henchmen, I had nothing to do with them. Sorry.
Originally posted by: Khushrenada
I really believe Vudu is death. Looking at all his posts over this game, Vudu talks about death alot. No else mentions Death as much Vudu. Since Death is the best townie, I can't vote for Vudu.
Post by: Khushrenada on June 22, 2006, 04:59:20 PM
BlacknMild2k1 - 1
Blackfootsteps - 1
Crimm - 1
Frozen Atlantic - 2
Mario - 4
Vudu - 3
It's going to be another crazy night. I should have stuck to my guns. Blackfootsteps is no where and tonight is when Crazy Redd makes his hit.
Also, I must say how impressive it is that Cube has been able to stay so hidden. I thought by now we'd have seen Cube explode or figured out who he his. I think Cube is waiting till the end of the game to try to kill everyone and win it for himself.
EDIT: Updated votes
Post by: vudu on June 22, 2006, 05:04:32 PM
Post by: nickmitch on June 22, 2006, 05:04:39 PM
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Originally posted by: Mario
Vudus only voting for me because I voted for him. Last game I remember being low key on purpose and my habits have definately changed into this one. I have an actual reason for voting for him, so whatever.
Well, I didn't think you'd get voted, but I'll change my vote just in case. I'm just trying to get by without Cube killing me.
Post by: vudu on June 22, 2006, 05:06:13 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on June 22, 2006, 05:07:06 PM
Post by: [CrAsH]SlAyA on June 22, 2006, 05:07:30 PM
Guess we'll see
Post by: vudu on June 22, 2006, 05:11:24 PM
Post by: Zach on June 22, 2006, 05:28:44 PM
Post by: blackfootsteps on June 22, 2006, 05:31:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Khushrenada
It's going to be another crazy night. I should have stuck to my guns. Blackfootsteps is no where and tonight is when Crazy Redd makes his hit.
Sorry I was too busy celebrating Australia getting through to the Round of 16.
EDIT: Vote Frozen Atlantic, he swoops in, votes and flies off again. This vote is definately subject to change.
Post by: nickmitch on June 22, 2006, 05:38:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
TVman, don't you dare change your vote! I'll vote myself off if Mario isn't Mafia/Death.
And what if he's Cube? You expect me to die?!? I've been trying to avoid being involved in a majority vote.
Post by: Pryopizm on June 22, 2006, 05:40:45 PM
Post by: Zach on June 22, 2006, 05:59:21 PM
Edit: please keep in mind that I was a little ticked when I wrote this.
Post by: Pale on June 22, 2006, 06:19:29 PM
I'm a townie who was going on hunches and was completely wrong. I guarantee you Stabby most like investigated me first night. He found out that I was a townie and worried that I was a godfather, especially with how I was acting.
I'm not a godfather. I'm nothing more than your every day townie.
The only reason I'm voting for frozen atlantic is because he voted for me twice... not rocket science
Post by: Pryopizm on June 22, 2006, 06:39:37 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on June 22, 2006, 06:40:44 PM
BlacknMild2k1 - 1
Blackfootsteps - 1
Crimm - 1
Frozen Atlantic - 2
Vudu - 3
Mario - 4
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 22, 2006, 06:42:49 PM
BFS - 1
BnM - 1
Crimm - 1
Frozen Atlantic - 2
Mario - 4
Vudu - 3
I was thinking about changing my vote to something that would make a difference, like voting for Vudu or something, but I'm not so sure that Mario is innocent. I guess I'll just let things play out for now and see what happens at the start of Day 5.
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 22, 2006, 06:46:11 PM
maybe I wont vote.....
or may!
Vote Crash (like Frozen Atlantic, his "vote and flee" seems suspicius ¬¬...)
Post by: Zach on June 22, 2006, 06:47:34 PM
Post by: Pale on June 22, 2006, 06:49:43 PM
Post by: vudu on June 22, 2006, 06:51:12 PM
Slider don't know what he's about to get himself into.
Post by: Zach on June 22, 2006, 06:51:54 PM
Post by: Pale on June 22, 2006, 06:57:19 PM
Feel free to take advantage of me any time you want in these games.
Post by: Zach on June 22, 2006, 07:01:35 PM
