Post by: Bill Aurion on June 20, 2006, 04:05:34 AM
stevey was woken up by his telephone. It was Tom Nook. He had just seen something incredible, so he had asked stevey to come over to his shop. After stevey locked up his house, he took a step... *FWOMP!* "What's this!?," stevey cried, though already knowing he had fallen into a pitfall. stevey was angry, but he knew that it just took a few seconds to get out of the trap. However, he couldn't get out. "Ah, I've been waiting for you stevey," called a voice as cold as ice. "Do you know why I'm here?" stevey couldn't say a word, as he was paralyzed with fear. "Don't worry, being dead is fun!" Death then reached into his cloak and pulled out a sandwich. "Oh, whoops, that's my lunch..." He shoved the sandwich into his pocket, pulled out his trusty Golden Axe, and whacked the Coon Henchman in the back of the head...
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Okay, I'm going to let everyone put in their own opinion on a rule I may introduce today...Because of a certain issue here at home, I can't guarantee that I'll be on the internet any later than 9 PM, hence the early vote close...I realize that a lot of people couldn't vote because of this, so would it be better if I let votes roll over till the next morning? I'll see how many people feel this is needed and I'll decide tonight...Oh, and I should remind everyone that if you didn't vote yesterday, YOU MUST VOTE TODAY...Or die...Your choice...
Edit: VOTING ENDS AT *MIDNIGHT EST*...ANY VOTES MADE AFTER THIS TIME WILL NOT BE COUNTED!
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 04:17:27 AM
As per voting deadline, I'm personally fine with the 9pm eastern, but I wouldn't be upset if you moved it to the next morning...
Now for my vote. I'm still mad at Stabby for trying to start a bandwagon at me yesterday.
--Not anymore--
Post by: vudu on June 20, 2006, 04:33:19 AM
9 PM Eastern's fine by me. Anything earlier is pushing it, as I often don't get home until 8 PM Eastern.
Post by: Dasmos on June 20, 2006, 04:36:24 AM
VOTE ICECOLD
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on June 20, 2006, 04:48:41 AM
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 04:52:56 AM
Two people have used throwaway votes against blackfootsteps. This seems odd to me. I think both SUPER and UncleBob did it. It seems to me that they are trying to distance themselves from him, and he has been very quiet.
Blackfootsteps = godfather
S-U-P-E-R = henchman
UncleBob = henchman
thoughts?
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 04:53:23 AM
As you know, Bunnie has captured my heart in the way a tick might capture my blood. I wanted to ask her out, but I was too nervous to ask her in person, so I asked her in a letter. But when I went to talk to her about the letter, she said she thought the letter was 'weird'. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Oh, also, Mayor Aurion is trying to disenfranchise the vote of the hard worker by setting the vote so early, leaving only the votes of the mafia. Is he in league with the mafia? Fortunatley, I catch bugs for a living, so this doesn't affect me!
Not-so-secret crushes
: BunnieSecret suspicions
: Pale, for being suspiciously nonchalant, and nonchalantly suspicious.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 20, 2006, 04:56:18 AM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on June 20, 2006, 05:08:01 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Pale
Hypothesis time...
Two people have used throwaway votes against blackfootsteps. This seems odd to me. I think both SUPER and UncleBob did it. It seems to me that they are trying to distance themselves from him, and he has been very quiet.
Blackfootsteps = godfather
S-U-P-E-R = henchman
UncleBob = henchman
thoughts?
You're totally right I just picked somebody that nobody knew at the top of bill's player list
I'm watching for a clear goodguy brigade since I don't automatically know most of them after the first day (lol!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 05:16:44 AM
Around ten the next morning, Bob awoke, drowsy with sleep in his eyes, to a rapid pounding on his door. Suddenly, he heard Rosey on the other side of the door.
"Hey, wake up because I'm coming in, silly!"
"Crap." Bob thought. Quickly grabbing the shirt closest to his bed, Bob threw it on before he even noticed it was the same shirt he wore yesterday. Jumping out of bed and quickly tossing the cover just-so, Bob finished making just as Rosey came right on it.
"Hey, what's up, pthhpth?"
"You were up all night playing video games AGAIN, weren’t you, silly?" Rosey looked mad. Very mad. In fact, her face was turning red with steam puffs coming out from her ears. "How can you play video games with what happened last night?"
Bob scratched a spot behind his ears. "Wha... whuh? Oh, pthhpth. You mean ShyGuy? I saw the vote and watched through my window as ShyGuy fell. I couldn't believe it. I mean, dang, who really thought he was a member of the mafia?"
"I don't know, but they're silly. Come on, let's go down to the Roost and get some coffee... You look like you could use something to wake you up, silly."
As Bob and Rosey walked to the Roost, Rosey moved closer to Bob and grabbed his arm as they walked by ShyGuy's old place. There was already a "For Sale" sign posted outside. Rosey wondered to herself who would be buying the house, since the gates were locked and no one who was already here would ever move in after knowing what happened yesterday. Bob, on the other paw, could think of nothing else than the fact that Rosey had grabbed his arm and pulled him closer to her.
As the pair arrived at the Roost, they noticed there was no one else in the place - except, of course, Brewster. Bob escorted Rosey to the table in the corner and said he'd be right back. Walking over to the counter, Bob looked toward Brewster. Never one to start much of a conversation, Bob didn't think much of it when Brewster didn't go out of his way to greet Bob.
"Hey, over here, pthhpth!"
"Coo. Watch the spitting, please. I don't want that in the brew."
Bob turned his head slightly to the left. "Sorry, pthhpth."
Brewster sighed. "No, I'm sorry, coo. It's not you. I'm just on edge."
"Yeah, I saw what happened to ShyGuy. Poor dude, pthhpth."
"Not just him, but 18 Days is dead too. The 'coons got her, coo. Word on the street is that she could have been helpful to us villagers, but I guess we'll never know. On the bright side, stevey was found dead last night. It was strange, there was a huge hole dug deep outside of his house. If I didn't know any better, I'd say Mr. Resetti himself did it. But Mr. Resetti is just a child's myth..."
"Wait, pthhpth. Why is it a good thing that stevey was found dead?"
"Because, coo, he was a 'coon."
"Hmm.. Well, that's some good news, at least. Hey, pthhpth, can I order some drinks? How about two Caffè Macchiatos, with extra milk. One for me and one for Rosey over there."
"You two seem to spend a lot of time together, coo."
"Pthhpth. It's not what you think. We're just friends."
"Sure, sure, coo. Here you go. Drink it while it's hot."
"Thanks, Pthhpth."
Bob turned around and rushed back to the table to give Rosey her drink. He should have known better than think he could hide is affection for Rosey from Brewster for too long - after all, if there was anything to be known in this town, Brewster would hear about it. As he moved closer to the table, Bob noticed that Rosey had tears falling down her cheeks.
"What's wrong, pthhpth?" Bob asked while scooting in beside Rosey.
"Nothing. Just nothing." Rosey wiped her cheeks with her paws. "I just, I don't know. This entire thing seems so silly."
"Yeah." Bob silently wondered if he should tell Rosey what Brewster had just told him, then decided now might not be the best time. "On the bright side, pthhpth, you didn't get killed! That's always a plus!"
"For now. That silly creep vudu voted for me yesterday and who knows who he'll convince to vote with him today."
"Pthhpth! Don't worry about him. He's just a sad, pathetic person. Ever since his mother died and he got the house to himself, he's just let it run down. Besides, his neighbors say he rarely ever comes out of the house. They say he spends a lot of time in his basement... and that Spaceman Sam suit in his window? They say that's where he put his mom's corpse."
"Well, maybe I should just vote for him! That's it, I'll vote for his silly ass!"
Bob gasped... he'd never seen such raw anger, such hatred in Rosey's eyes. It scared him. "Don't do that. I think he's a pretty desperate man. Who knows what he'll do to those that cross him, pthhpth. Just let him be and eventually, if he's an issue, everyone will know and everyone can vote for him - but I don't want you to vote for him... If he does something crazy, I don't want you there when it happens." Bob took Rosey's paw in his... then quickly took it away and reached for his drink.
"You're not going to vote for him, are you, pthhpth?"
"I guess not. For now, at least. But I hope I don't regret this, silly."
After finishing their drinks, Bob dropped Rosey off at home, then returned to his home. As he walked by his mailbox, he noticed it was dancing about frantically. "Yes!" thought Bob, "It's here!" Bob reached out and almost tore the door of the mailbox off in excitement. Grabbing the package, he ran into the house, ripped it open and jumped up and down with glee. "Finally, Wario's Woods!" He raced to his NES, put the cartridge in and turned the NES on. The TV started blinking. Bob turned off the NES and turned it back on. Blinking. Taking the cartridge out, Bob blew on the inside of the cartridge and put it back in - voila! It worked!. "I really got to get myself a new one of these." Bob thought to himself. As Bob sat down to play, he didn't even look at who the package was sent from...
Don't read too much into the fact that this is about two pages long... I typed it up last night (with some edits this morning) and just had fun with it.
Also, I'm totally for extending the vote. On days that I work, I usually don't get home until 10 o'clock my time/board time and thus would have to vote early... and that's never any fun...
edit to remove "kiddie Clock". Dangit. - and again to add italics.
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 05:31:30 AM
Vote Wandering
As for my SUPER/UB hypothesis, SUPER gave a good reason, but Bob ignored it.. <Bloo>SUUUSPIIIIIICIOUUUUUUUUUSSS</Bloo>
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 05:36:56 AM
I gave my reasoning for voting for BFS yesterday and don't see the need to repeat it today.
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 05:40:25 AM
Ok I'll stop.
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 05:50:39 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 05:54:13 AM
On another note, ShyGuy's new avatar says he was killed by the mafia.
The following voted for him yesterday:
Deguello
18 Days
Infernal Monkey
Sir_Stabbalot
We know 18 Days isn't mafia... What about the other three? Or is ShyGuy just crazy?
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 05:56:38 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on June 20, 2006, 05:58:21 AM
Post by: Mario on June 20, 2006, 06:00:47 AM
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 06:26:18 AM
Quote
It was pretty obvious who 18 days was, even after the first day. It was a pity that made her an easy target for mafia. Also I am up for keeping the voting lines up longer, but just incase:
Smooth edit there, Dasmos...
Post by: Mario on June 20, 2006, 06:28:18 AM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2006, 06:31:49 AM
QuoteThere is only one way to find out, VOTE Blackfootsteps.
Originally posted by: Pale
Hypothesis time...
Two people have used throwaway votes against blackfootsteps. This seems odd to me. I think both SUPER and UncleBob did it. It seems to me that they are trying to distance themselves from him, and he has been very quiet.
Blackfootsteps = godfather
S-U-P-E-R = henchman
UncleBob = henchman
thoughts?
Post by: blackfootsteps on June 20, 2006, 07:02:51 AM
Anyway I guess I'll vote Hybrid Hunter because he's getting some votes.
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 07:23:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Mario
Vote Hybrid Hunter because he probably wont show up anyway and die by default
So nice of you to...assist hybrid hunter on his way out...
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 20, 2006, 08:09:05 AM
VOTE UNCLEBOB
Post by: nickmitch on June 20, 2006, 08:47:51 AM
Things are getting interesting. . .
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 20, 2006, 08:54:41 AM
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 08:56:58 AM
There used to be a vote for Deguello here, but no more!
Death to the mafia indeed, indeed.
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 08:57:02 AM
IceCold 1
BlackFootsteps 3
Wandering 1
Hybrid Hunter 3
Uncle Bob 1
Deguello 1
I still think everyone should vote for Wandering!
Post by: vudu on June 20, 2006, 09:15:45 AM
EDIT: I temporarily forgot how to spell monologue.
Post by: Deguello on June 20, 2006, 09:25:10 AM
hehehehehehe they'll never expect that.
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 09:52:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
Bob, as long as you post a monologue like that every day I promise never to vote for you (or Rosie) for the remainder of the game (unless you turn out to be mafia). You crack me up.
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu, when me and him were mafia buddies.
Wandering cracks me up.
DUN DUN DUN.
Bob's stories are great, though
Post by: vudu on June 20, 2006, 10:11:50 AM
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 10:22:09 AM
As for these reports that I'm mafia, I'd love to see them...
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on June 20, 2006, 10:52:23 AM
Post by: vudu on June 20, 2006, 10:56:23 AM
EDIT: I've got to go take a midterm in a few minutes, and I'm not sure if I'll be back before voting ends, so I have to vote now.
I'm going to VOTE DEG because I think he may be Death.
Post by: Hybrid Hunter on June 20, 2006, 12:42:36 PM
And i say VOTE Blackfootsteps, if only to keep myself in the game.
But now i must leave (got an exam), but i shall return, alive i hope.
Post by: Deguello on June 20, 2006, 12:54:09 PM
At the same time I will vote Hybrid Hunter, because I recently discovered that he sickens me.
I'VE SEEN YOU WALKING AROUND TOWN! WITH THIS BEAR!
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 20, 2006, 01:01:08 PM
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 01:04:47 PM
Post by: Zach on June 20, 2006, 01:07:46 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 20, 2006, 01:15:14 PM
Quotelol, he has
Originally posted by: Zach
VOTE HYBRID HUNTER just because he has not shown up yet
*points post above*
Post by: MysticGohan on June 20, 2006, 02:53:14 PM
I have my supspicions...
Post by: Khushrenada on June 20, 2006, 03:05:44 PM
Post by: blackfootsteps on June 20, 2006, 03:18:58 PM
Tie in Mafia
EDITed: to fix link not for any suspicious reasons.
Post by: Zach on June 20, 2006, 03:34:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Athrun ZalaQuotelol, he has
Originally posted by: Zach
VOTE HYBRID HUNTER just because he has not shown up yet
*points post above*
Oh, oops. Well I dont feel like changing my vote right now anyway.
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 03:40:52 PM
Post by: MattVDB on June 20, 2006, 03:41:06 PM
I need to vote, and I flipped a coin.
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 03:42:58 PM
Quote
Bill confirmed yesterday that a tie in this game means both people die.
Don't forget Mint...
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 20, 2006, 03:43:17 PM
Tonight seems to be a night where Mint could make a difference, so if she wants to do her stuff, she should report to me before morning...That is all!
Post by: Zach on June 20, 2006, 03:48:04 PM
Edit: Bill changed it, thanks
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 20, 2006, 03:51:42 PM
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 04:08:16 PM
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 04:19:05 PM
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 04:28:29 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on June 20, 2006, 04:28:45 PM
Post by: [CrAsH]SlAyA on June 20, 2006, 04:29:19 PM
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 04:30:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Pryopizm
Since I have to vote, I will vote for someone who isn't being voted for, Vote Pale.
Man, I was just showing my concern for you being MIA in the other thread, and then you do this...
=P
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 04:45:11 PM
The plot thickens!
Post by: Infernal Monkey on June 20, 2006, 04:53:25 PM
"I guess I'll vote Hybrid since he is out of town visiting the annual green chair expo"
Post by: Pryopizm on June 20, 2006, 05:01:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: PaleQuote
Originally posted by: Pryopizm
Since I have to vote, I will vote for someone who isn't being voted for, Vote Pale.
Man, I was just showing my concern for you being MIA in the other thread, and then you do this...
=P
I have no suspicions of anyone, yet, I just refuse to jump in on a bandwagon. If they bandwagon around you, I'll change my vote to someone else.
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 05:13:11 PM
Post by: vudu on June 20, 2006, 05:15:23 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 20, 2006, 05:19:17 PM
Vote Pale
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 05:42:43 PM
Quote
What good's that going to do? Does Mint have a better idea of who to vote for than you do? Probably not.
Well, we at least know for a fact that mint isn't mafia. I thought she'd be the ideal person to cast the deciding vote. *shrug*
Post by: vudu on June 20, 2006, 05:45:17 PM
Also, your avatar sucks. Use this one instead.
Post by: IceCold on June 20, 2006, 06:04:44 PM
I guess I'll VOTE HYBRID too..
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 06:37:44 PM
Post by: Zach on June 20, 2006, 06:42:40 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 20, 2006, 06:43:35 PM
IceCold 1
BlackFootsteps 5
Wandering 2
Hybrid Hunter 9
Uncle Bob 1
Deguello 1
Pale 3
so, no tie...
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 06:47:45 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 20, 2006, 06:50:31 PM
Quoteactually I do like them and laughed quite a bit, so it'll be a shame to see them go, but I do have my reasons....
Originally posted by: UncleBob
btw, Athrun, why'd you vote for me? Don't like my stories?
dun dun DUUUN!!!
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 06:54:46 PM
Post by: Dasmos on June 20, 2006, 06:55:29 PM
QuoteJust a hunch...
Originally posted by: IceCold
What the hell, Dasmos?
Post by: Zach on June 20, 2006, 06:55:47 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 07:00:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Athrun ZalaQuoteactually I do like them and laughed quite a bit, so it'll be a shame to see them go, but I do have my reasons....
Originally posted by: UncleBob
btw, Athrun, why'd you vote for me? Don't like my stories?
dun dun DUUUN!!!
Do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Mr. Zala?
Post by: KnowsNothing on June 20, 2006, 07:00:44 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 07:01:33 PM
Post by: Pale on June 20, 2006, 07:02:48 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 20, 2006, 07:08:35 PM
XD
Post by: Pryopizm on June 20, 2006, 07:09:24 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 07:13:09 PM
Now, regardless of how the vote turns out, keep in mind everyone that I have always wanted nothing but an honest game to be played.
For the record, here's the vote standings from the page I captured. All timestamps were checked and only one was changed after midnight. That one is noted (Sorry KnowsNothing...)
Dasmos Voted for IceCold
S-U-P-E-R Voted for blackfootsteps
Pale voted for wandering
KnowsNothing removed a vote after midnight
Mario Voted for Hybrid Hunter
BlackNMild2k1 Voted for blackfootsteps
blackfootsteps Voted for Hybrid Hunter
Athrun Zala Voted for UncleBob
TVman Voted for blackfootsteps
Deguello Voted for Hybrid Hunter
vudu voted for Deguello
Hybrid Hunter Voted for blackfootsteps
Mystic Gohan Voted for wandering
Khushrenada Voted for blackfootsteps
MattVDB Voted for Hybrid Hunter
Pryoprizm Voted for Pale
[CrAsH]SlAyA voted for Hybrid Hunter
wandering Voted for Pale
Infernal Monkey Voted for Hybrid Hunter
Sir_Stabbalot Voted for Pale
IceCold Coted for Hybrid Hunter
Zach Voted for Pale
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on June 20, 2006, 07:37:41 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2006, 07:41:55 PM
Blackfootsteps: 5
Deguello: 2
Hybrod Hunter: 7
IceCold: 1
Pale: 4
Uncle Bob: 1
Wandering: 2
This is Wanderings count as seen from his post
Blackfootsteps: 5
Deguello: 1
Hybrod Hunter: 7
IceCold: 1
Pale: 4
Uncle Bob: 1
Wandering: 2
the only difference being that deguello has 1 less vote, which doesn't matter since majority says that Hybrid Hunter is about to have his truth revealed.
edit: I missed that Deguello unvoted in a new post instead of changing the old post to UNVOTE, make the count easier and edit old votes to unvotes then make a new post to make a new vote.
edit 2:
QuoteIf he was then you can say bye bye to these people
Originally posted by: UncleBob
I know this'll probably make me look bad, but I'd laugh my butt off if Hybrid Hunter turned out to be Cube...
Mario voted for Hybrid Hunter
blackfootsteps voted for Hybrid Hunter
Deguello voted for Hybrid Hunter
MattVDB voted for Hybrid Hunter
[CrAsH]SlAyA voted for Hybrid Hunter
Infernal Monkey voted for Hybrid Hunter
IceCold voted for Hybrid Hunter
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 07:56:17 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on June 20, 2006, 08:03:28 PM
Post by: Crimm on June 20, 2006, 08:12:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: TheYoungerPlumber
Am I the only one having trouble following this game due to its size and confusing characters?
No...no you aren't.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2006, 08:12:54 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on June 20, 2006, 08:25:03 PM
Post by: blackfootsteps on June 20, 2006, 08:34:28 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2006, 08:41:51 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: KnowsNothing
I think my after midnight change will be fine, Pale locked the thread in the middle of my change and I didn't have a chance to post my new vote...leaving me with no vote. With no vote I die because I didn't vote last night. Bill's a cool dude, he'll understand.
'eh, that's up to Bill. I just want it to be fair and for Bill to know exactly what happened before making his decision - You edited your original vote from eariler in the day, removing it at one min past midnight, then, at ten after, quickly placed in a different vote for a different person. Whatever Bill decides to do with that is up to him, I have always wanted nothing more than a fair game in every round of Mafia I've played.
Post by: wandering on June 20, 2006, 10:29:57 PM
I have so much left to do in this world, and yet I fear there is nothing but a somber requiem in my future.
If you ever read this, Bunnie, know that I always loved you.
Post by: Hybrid Hunter on June 20, 2006, 11:44:07 PM
Like with Shyguy you'll see that you've sent a villager to his death.
Keep an eye on those who voted for me, they're fishier than a horse mackeral...
Post by: Mario on June 20, 2006, 11:49:24 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on June 20, 2006, 11:55:13 PM
*McBain drives over front gate*
