Post by: Bill Aurion on June 19, 2006, 04:27:04 AM
"U LIK P-NUS HEHEHE"
..............
The Mayor ripped the vulgar message off and entered in his own message to the townfolk...
"Good morning, I hope you all slept well! Actually, I guess that is kinda impossible with everything that is going on...But no worries: I've had Booker lock the gate, so there's absolutely no way for the enemy to escape. However, the rest is up to all of you! Good luck, and may the best deducer or deceiver win...Oh, right, I'll be closing the polls at 9 PM EST..."
Post by: Mario on June 19, 2006, 04:43:38 AM
Post by: Dasmos on June 19, 2006, 04:45:25 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 19, 2006, 04:55:28 AM
Post by: Mario on June 19, 2006, 05:31:37 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 05:41:52 AM
Post by: Pale on June 19, 2006, 06:06:04 AM
VOTE STABBY
He was townie last time which could mean he's mafia this time... depending on your opinion of probability.
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 06:52:13 AM
So, I told my parents that if they made rhubarb pie again, I'd run away from home forever. And then they did, and then I did, so here I am. Beanerville is pretty nice, apart from all of the killing. And the lack of knowledge about the laws of probability.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 19, 2006, 06:55:33 AM
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2006, 07:48:26 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 07:51:41 AM
Rosey really liked Bob, he was very laid-back, but very sweet on the inside. Unfortunatly, he had a terrible habit of spitting when he spoke and always ran late. But Rosey didn't mind - she loved doing errands for others and loved hanging out at the beach. Sitting on a rock, watching the waves of the ocean as it gently lapped at the shoreline, Rosey's calm was quickly broken as she heard her name being shouted out through the peach orchard.
"Sorry I'm late, Rosey. I overslept again and my alarm didn't go off, pthhpth."
"It's okay, silly. I knew you'd be late, as usual. I was just hanging out, watching the ocean."
"You're worried, aren't you, pthhpth?"
"Don't be silly, silly. It'll all work out. It always does. Ever since Mayor Tortimer passed away and Mayor Aurion was voted in, things have just gotten better and better. No doubt, he'll work things out."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. Did you get my package from Hugh for me, pthhpth?"
"I got it, but I almost didn't make it home. Hugh must have had another one if his big meals before I went over there because he was deep asleep when I got there. It took me an hour to wake him up and get him to answer the door, silly! Once he finally answered, he quickly traded packages with me, ripped yours open and gobbled up the assortment of apples and oranges you sent him. Then he fell asleep again, standing right out side his door! After finally waking him up again, I almost didn't make it back to town before the Mayor closed the gate!"
"Perhaps, pthhpth, it would have been better had you not made it back inside. Then, at least, you'd be safe."
"Maybe, but then I wouldn't have been able to get this package to you, silly! What's in it, anyway?"
Taking the package with much enthusiasm, Bob tore it open like he had no time to spare.
"Pthhpth, only the best game ever! Balloon Fight! I loaned my copy to Octavian, but then he moved out and ever returned it to me."
"You and your video games, silly! Although, I've always wanted to play Balloon Fight. Can I come over sometime?"
"Maybe, once things have passed, pthhpth. Right now, it probably wouldn't be a good idea for us to spend too much time togther alone, it might arise suspicion - and I don't want to get you killed and I'm rather fond of life as well, pthhpth."
"Oh, silly. No one innocent is going to be voted for! The system will work out well - Mayor Aurion will make sure of that."
"Perhaps. Oh, pthhpth! I almost forgot! Here, this is for you, it's my way of saying thanks for going to North Ridge to get this game for me!"
"What is it, silly?"
Rosey took the package from Bob and gently opened it, careful not to tear the wrapping so she could use it again later. When she opened it, she blushed a little.
"Oh, silly, you didn't have to get me anything!"
"Do you not like them, pthhpth?"
"No, no... the Gerbera Arrangement is beautiful, silly!"
"Then what is it, pthhpth?"
"Nothing, silly. But I've really got to go. I'm supposed to run by the Able's and pick up a shirt for Bangle. You know how she gets if she has to wear the same shirt twice."
"Okay, then. I'll catch you later, pthhpth."
"I'll see you around, silly. Don't stay up too late tonight."
"Fat chance, pthhpth. I haven't gotten to play Ballon Fight in so long, I'm going to have to put some serious time into this to get my skill back up."
The two waved their good-byes, both knowing without saying that it could be the last time they got to see each other. Bob headed home and plopped down on his Red Sofa in front of his Widescreen TV. He was too busy to even think about voting right now, as he had some mad balloon-popping to do.
Ten no-points to whomever can catch every single Animal Crossing reference in there! I knew my collection of Animal Crossing cards would come in handy someday! Seriously though, this took a long time to type up... Don't expect me to role-play ever again, and don't get all suspisous of me if I do or don't. It was kinda fun, squeezing in every possible reference I could.
Edit again... stupid emoticons... "Checking the time on his I LOVE HALO 2 Clock" just doesn't work for me.
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 07:51:53 AM
But I'm a squirrel of risks so I might vote someone else.
Post by: Khushrenada on June 19, 2006, 08:06:57 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 19, 2006, 08:27:02 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 08:32:10 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 08:44:58 AM
Welp, looks like I'm stuck here in this town. The police dogs have locked the gates and I can't make it to the train station.
I found a letter in my mailbox today. It said "Redd is 35" Is this a secret mafia message? And since when is the mayor not a turtle? something is going on in this wild world..
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 19, 2006, 08:47:10 AM
Post by: Pale on June 19, 2006, 08:52:40 AM
Edit:
Stabby is sure making himself sound like Mafia this game...
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 08:53:44 AM
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Originally posted by: Pale
I saw Nook smooching with Mint behind his Cranny. Sounds like an unholy alliance to me...
My EYES! The Horror! Someone please help me stab out my eyes now....
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 19, 2006, 08:54:34 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 08:57:32 AM
*This vote is subject to change.
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 09:01:59 AM
Secret crushes
: Bunnie.Secret suspicions
: ShyGuy. Only a guilty man would feel the need to broadcast his innocence so loudly...
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 09:09:16 AM
Post by: Mario on June 19, 2006, 09:14:36 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 09:16:03 AM
I'm a cat. That's what cats do.
Besides, I've already came up with a plan if I were Cube. See, the interesting thing about Cube is that he dies. Period. His sole purpose is to die - which means he can't live - and thus, cannot win.
Unless... Cube tells everyone he's Cube. Then, no one will vote for him or kill him in the middle of the night - Thus Cube would, in the end, win - because no one would want to kill him.
But then, of course, if I came out and posted, "Hey everyone, I'm Cube!" no one would believe me. So that would shoot my entire plan out the window. But it was a good plan.
Post by: Mario on June 19, 2006, 09:16:48 AM
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 09:17:27 AM
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 09:18:06 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 09:18:07 AM
edit: Mario needs to change his icon to an AC character. Why wouldn't he? Unless of course, he's a mafia...
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 09:18:16 AM
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 09:21:46 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 09:21:57 AM
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Originally posted by: wandering
...what if you made a post where you didn't outright say you were cube, but layed out a plan for a hypothetical situation in which you were cube, instead? Would that work, if you were cube?
Naw, no one would believe that.
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Hey Unclebob, could you drop the butterknife so I could add it to my catalog? I'll trade you a golden shovel
And just why do you have an extra Golden Shovel, Mister? You must do a lot of digging there, huh? Digging holes to bury bodies, huh? You're no Mafia Godfather, as everyone knows the real Godfathers would never dirty their own hands with such hard labor... So I claim you to be a Mafia Henchman!
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 09:26:53 AM
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Originally posted by: 18 Days
Yeah wandering he just makes it more and more obvious doens't he? Filthy Cube, out to get us all.
If I was Cube and out to get everyone, why would I have posted a long story about how, if I were Cube, I'd tell everyone so they wouldn't vote for me and I could live (and thus, everyone else would live... or at least, not die by the impending explosion that would be caused by the death of me-Cube)?
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 19, 2006, 09:27:41 AM
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 09:29:57 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 09:31:07 AM
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And just why do you have an extra Golden Shovel, Mister? You must do a lot of digging there, huh? Digging holes to bury bodies, huh? You're no Mafia Godfather, as everyone knows the real Godfathers would never dirty their own hands with such hard labor... So I claim you to be a Mafia Henchman!
I was digging holes to plant tulips around your house so you wouldn't move away. This is the thanks I get!
Post by: stevey on June 19, 2006, 09:33:26 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 09:35:57 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 19, 2006, 09:36:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Any paticular reason your voting for 18 days Stevey?
Because 18 Days voted for him.
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 09:39:47 AM
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 09:40:41 AM
And re-instate your vote Cube, I mean Bob.
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 09:46:57 AM
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2006, 09:49:37 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 09:55:43 AM
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2006, 10:02:35 AM
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 10:08:38 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 19, 2006, 10:08:54 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 19, 2006, 10:10:40 AM
Post by: Frozen Atlantic on June 19, 2006, 10:10:54 AM
Post by: Deguello on June 19, 2006, 10:12:22 AM
"Death to the Mafia" indeed.
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 10:13:39 AM
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Originally posted by: Frozen Atlantic
Vote 18 Days
Huge mistake.
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 10:13:56 AM
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 10:15:02 AM
Quote
Huge mistake.
Is that a threat?
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 10:18:26 AM
I'm serious though, voting me out would be a huge mistake boys. You'd all be kicking yourselves if you did.
Looks like I might have to change my VOTE anyway, to SHYGUY
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 19, 2006, 10:30:00 AM
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Originally posted by: wandering
gah, I keep thinking Bill is me. I'm like, what? I don't remember making a comment about the number of votes...oh yeah, I don't have that avatar anymore.
I just realized I don't want to be an old turtle, so I switched to one of my favs, Lucky! (And he has a top hat, just to show he's Mayor!
)
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 10:30:16 AM
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Originally posted by: Deguello
Vote Shyguy
"Death to the Mafia" indeed.
What, you DON'T want the mafia to die?
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 10:47:31 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 10:49:47 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 10:51:31 AM
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Originally posted by: vudu
VOTE ROSEY
You sonuva -----. Leave Rosey out of this.
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on June 19, 2006, 10:55:53 AM
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 10:57:49 AM
QuoteIt's effing END BOSS MONTH.
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Change your icon to an AC avatar vudu
Besides, I already have two votes against me. I'll probably be dead by tomorrow morning.
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 10:58:35 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
VOTE ROSEY
Oh you make my chuckle and because of this,
CHANGED MY VOTE!
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 19, 2006, 10:58:45 AM
not anymore :P (no, I haven't played any AC yet....)
Post by: Pale on June 19, 2006, 11:03:39 AM
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2006, 11:06:07 AM
Quote
Mint - This spunky squirrel gets around town faster than anyone, and if you've played Animal Crossing, you know just how fast it is to get around town...With her powers of "persuasion," she is able to sway a close vote in the direction she desires every night...
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 11:06:38 AM
Post by: nickmitch on June 19, 2006, 11:06:55 AM
Now, how to vote, how to vote. . .
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 11:09:31 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 19, 2006, 11:09:53 AM
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Originally posted by: Pale
To avoid a situation like last game... How are you handling ties Sir Mayor?
I'll confer with Mint on which way she wants the vote to go...
If she dies I'll give a little time to change votes...If there's no change, both characters will die...
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2006, 11:10:06 AM
its easy, you just type who "vote ..." in bold sorry, I just had to say it
Post by: Pale on June 19, 2006, 11:10:28 AM
Post by: Pale on June 19, 2006, 11:12:37 AM
I think it's because last game was so epic thanks to an awesome godfather!
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 11:17:56 AM
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 11:29:28 AM
there used to be a vote for shyguy here, but no more!
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 11:32:36 AM
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It's effing END BOSS MONTH.
The end boss of AC is Mr. Ressetti!
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 11:42:17 AM
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 11:46:08 AM
QuoteYou win.
Originally posted by: wandering
The end boss of AC is Mr. Ressetti!
Post by: Pale on June 19, 2006, 11:54:59 AM
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 12:01:52 PM
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 12:06:02 PM
BTW, I thought of something. What if ShyGuy's "death to the avatar" slogan is designed to draw attention, and votes, to himself? What character would want people to vote for him? Oh dear.
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 19, 2006, 12:07:15 PM
(EDIT: wandering has a point...) because of suspicius avatar ¬¬
VOTE MARIO, his posts were pretty interesting....
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 12:12:05 PM
QuoteDamn, I forgot that, too.
Originally posted by: wandering
Uh oh, I forgot ressetti was a role!
Fine; I'll just be Wart Jr. I don't know if he's related to the original Wart or not, but his namesake was an End Boss. I think it's the closest I'm going to be able to get.
EDIT: Here's my Mr. Resetti avatar, in case the real death wants to use it.
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 19, 2006, 12:21:08 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 19, 2006, 12:32:15 PM
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 12:42:57 PM
I have a new suspicion for you :faust;: Stevey's claim that he's cube strikes me as too desperate to be real. In fact, it strikes me as a mafia ploy.
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2006, 01:36:21 PM
Edit: Also, I have nothing against wandering, I was just voting for him for the heck of it.
Post by: Infernal Monkey on June 19, 2006, 01:39:53 PM
Suddenly, he noticed all the residents running around with no set pattern, flailing their arms, saliva leaking from their mouths as they ran, screaming "VOTE VOTE VOTE". "What" Infernal asked, without the help of a question mark. Then joined in, running in a circle like someone with a bee in their eye, "VOTE SHYGUY".
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 01:45:00 PM
Post by: Crimm on June 19, 2006, 01:45:47 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 01:50:31 PM
VOTE BLACKFOOTSTEPS
Post by: Infernal Monkey on June 19, 2006, 01:51:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Infernal and Wandering are trying awful hard to not look suspicious. Right now, I think they may be Mafia. What does everyone else think?
I think ShyGuy's quickly pointing at others in a random attempt while everyone points at him! Well guys I'm off to see what crap Nook's selling today. I'M HOPING FOR A BLUE CHAIR. He just doesn't sell enough blue chairs.
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 02:01:12 PM
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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
I think ShyGuy's quickly pointing at others in a random attempt while everyone points at him! Well guys I'm off to see what crap Nook's selling today. I'M HOPING FOR A BLUE CHAIR. He just doesn't sell enough blue chairs.
Wait... why would you buy from a man (err... raccoon) who destroying this town?
On another note, here's a picture that I caught of vudu Be careful when trusting him!
Post by: Infernal Monkey on June 19, 2006, 02:02:20 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 19, 2006, 02:07:42 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 02:36:28 PM
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 02:40:04 PM
QuoteWho am I getting laid by? It looks like a hot female squirrel, but I could be wrong.
Originally posted by: UncleBob
On another note, here's a picture that I caught of vudu Be careful when trusting him!
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 02:45:53 PM
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 02:48:03 PM
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 02:48:55 PM
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I get my stuff at the town dump. Or steal it out of lost and found.
And then you give it all to Nook to sell in his store, right?
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 02:50:12 PM
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion's Rules
Mint - This spunky squirrel gets around town faster than anyone, and if you've played Animal Crossing, you know just how fast it is to get around town...With her powers of "persuasion," she is able to sway a close vote in the direction she desires every night...
Hot? Possibly. VD? Very Likely.
Post by: MysticGohan on June 19, 2006, 03:01:16 PM
I wasn't gonna ask let alone hang out and see what the mad flea infested bugger was gonna do next. Perhaps Stevey has taken up shop at a pet shop? meh, I'm on my way to somewhere, hopefully the store will have the New Super Mario Bros. Game I heard so much about.
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 03:09:12 PM
QuoteShield that gator, no regrets later.
Originally posted by: UncleBob
Hot? Possibly. VD? Very Likely.
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 03:12:49 PM
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Originally posted by: wanderingQuote
I get my stuff at the town dump. Or steal it out of lost and found.
And then you give it all to Nook to sell in his store, right?
I donno. How much you give me for a cardboard box?
Post by: wandering on June 19, 2006, 03:15:52 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 03:20:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: vuduQuoteShield that gator, no regrets later.
Originally posted by: UncleBob
Hot? Possibly. VD? Very Likely.
QuoteOriginally posted by: Alfonso
Hey man, it's a me, Alfonso. Leave me out of this.
Post by: stevey on June 19, 2006, 03:23:10 PM
BFS 1
Vudu 1
Mario 1
Crimm 1
Stabby 1
Icecold 1
Unclebob 1
18 days 2
Dasmos 3
Shuyguy 4
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on June 19, 2006, 03:25:32 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 03:39:41 PM
Post by: nickmitch on June 19, 2006, 03:48:08 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on June 19, 2006, 03:54:31 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 19, 2006, 04:01:06 PM
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 04:03:58 PM
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2006, 04:06:26 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 04:06:39 PM
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Oh, right, I'll be closing the polls at 9 PM EST...
I can see why you'd think that.
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 19, 2006, 04:08:33 PM
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"ShyGuy is Mafia!," cried one Villager. "Yes, yes! His avatar is a plain give-away! Only a Mafia member would try to use such a transparent trick!," yelled another. "Shouldn't we wait for the Mayor before we carry this out?," asked wandering. But it was too late, the Villagers had already left to ShyGuy's house.
At ShyGuy's house, they found the door locked. "Hey guys I'm innocent!," yelled ShyGuy from the upstairs window. The Villagers bashed the door down and ran upstairs. They grabbed ShyGuy and held him outside the window. "Admit it! Admit it!" Then one of the Villagers accidentally sneezed, causing ShyGuy to plunge to his death.
Mayor Aurion walked up the stairs and calmly looked out of the window at ShyGuy's lifeless body. "You do realize he was a Villager, right?" The townfolk hung their heads in shame and went home to think about what they'd do the next day...
Post by: vudu on June 19, 2006, 04:20:18 PM
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2006, 04:23:24 PM
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2006, 04:46:33 PM
Post by: Deguello on June 19, 2006, 05:26:55 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on June 19, 2006, 05:27:32 PM
No more tricks okay Bill >=U
Post by: Deguello on June 19, 2006, 05:30:08 PM
Post by: Dasmos on June 19, 2006, 05:34:52 PM
QuoteHay, I was "unreliable" because I was misinformed and only once did I effect voting off who you wanted to, and that's because I was out for the day. Ty didn't even die that night anyway. So if being unreliable means I wasn't following your rules, then yes I was unrelaible, but I didn't cause any harm.
Originally posted by: TheYoungerPlumber
Too many words and polls close before I get off work. Vote Dasmos because he is unreliable, even as a GOOD GUY.
Post by: IceCold on June 19, 2006, 07:21:16 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 19, 2006, 08:11:16 PM
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on June 19, 2006, 10:47:55 PM
Yeah but mob got away, and a townie was killed instead the next day (although you are not directly to blame for that townie's death by vote).
Post by: 18 Days on June 19, 2006, 11:34:37 PM
