Quote On May 11, hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton not only showed up late to endorse her upcoming cell phone game, but she also called it by the wrong name. "Sorry I'm late. I'm really excited to have my new videogame, Diamond Quest," she announced proudly to the gawking crowds.
Problem is, the name of the Gameloft game -- which appeared in large letters behind the celebrity -- is "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam." Ouch! Night-vision goggles are not required to play this handheld puzzle diversion. Ahem
bwahahahaha.
Title: RE:Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
Post by: Crimm on May 15, 2006, 05:07:53 PM
Best spokes woman ever!
Title: RE: Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
Post by: SgtShiversBen on May 15, 2006, 05:25:13 PM
her hotels also suck too!!
...did you see what i did there...?
Title: RE: Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
Post by: MysticGohan on May 15, 2006, 10:56:40 PM
What ya expect from an IGNorant slut!?! she has no brains, it's all mush
Title: RE: Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
Post by: KDR_11k on May 16, 2006, 01:28:38 AM
Welcome to Homestarrunner.net. "It's dot com!"
Hilton is an attention whore, ignore her.
Title: RE:Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
Post by: EasyCure on May 17, 2006, 06:57:32 AM
thats hot
Title: RE: Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
Post by: oohhboy on May 17, 2006, 05:20:54 PM
Stop breeding with it people! You will only make it stronger.
