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Title: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 03, 2006, 09:52:44 PM: I'll give the first lesson, we'll start with a new language!

Learn Chinese in 3 minutes!...
(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP....................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ............................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ....................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................ Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ......... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ....................... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ...... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .............................. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
17) That was stupid.......................So Fa Kin Wii Ta Did
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: MysticGohan on May 03, 2006, 09:59:20 PM: heh, I like the last one. Ty would too
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Caliban on May 04, 2006, 06:32:13 AM: LOL! At first I actually thought it was chinese but then I read the last one 'cause Mystic was so incentive of it and I just burst in laughter.
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: EasyCure on May 04, 2006, 06:33:01 AM: BnM you never cease to amaze me with you comic mischief
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2006, 09:54:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: EasyCure
BnM you never cease to amaze me with you comic mischief

Well I try to provide as much of the "Fun" in this house as possible.
One day it'll be known as BlackNMild2k1's Funhouse!!!!
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: vudu on May 04, 2006, 10:04:33 AM: It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: MysticGohan on May 04, 2006, 10:52:25 AM: Vudu's just Jealous :p I think it sounds fun
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: MysticGohan on May 04, 2006, 10:55:09 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: Caliban
LOL! At first I actually thought it was chinese but then I read the last one 'cause Mystic was so incentive of it and I just burst in laughter.

Ow raly? I always offer an incentive Although it is Chinese, I thought you know... sounded something in reference to Ty hence Fu-king-S-U-P-A-H- :p Ty would be proud to know the Chinese are talking about him. hehe
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2006, 06:27:58 PM: One more to add, also added to original post

17) That was stupid.......................So Fa Kin Wii Ta Did

edit:
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
It just doesn't have the same ring to it.

ok, How about BNM's House of Fun
or BlackNMild's House of Wild
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 14, 2006, 11:28:28 AM: New lesson provided by Tendomfg.com

Teminology Day

Listen up folks, time for us to clear up a few little bits and pieces. For those of you who haven’t kept up with the speed of Wii, you might have missed out on some terminology that has popped up over the last week. Let us help you out. Ready!?

Wiitard - This simply means a person that has not yet played the Nintendo Wii yet. They’ll complain about imaginary things like “your arm will hurt” and other such nonsense.

FTW - A popular Internet acronym, which means “For the Wii.” It’s a simpler way to proclaim the best exclusive games and rub into the faces of all the ParisHiltonStation 2 fans that won’t be playing anything nearly as cool. For example: Excite Truck, FTW! Red Steel, FTW!

$600 - What? A simple price doesn’t need to be defined? No, sir! Over the last week, this term became the funniest joke in the industry. If you walked up to anyone at E3 and blurted $600 they’d burst into laughter. PlayStation 3DO fans will resort to ridiculous insults like, “Well my console costs $600, so it must be really good!” OMFG is that some funny sh*t!

$500 - (see $600, but picture $500)

3DO - Do you remember the 3DO? Of course you don’t! It was a miserable failure. It had crappy games that no one wanted, a controller that was just a rip-off of a Nintendo concept, and a 600 dollar price point. (LOL man that’s funny)
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Athrun Zala on May 14, 2006, 12:23:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
3DO - Do you remember the 3DO? Of course you don’t! It was a miserable failure. It had crappy games that no one wanted, a controller that was just a rip-off of a Nintendo concept, and a 600 dollar price point. (LOL man that’s funny)
lol, except for the game part, the new PlayStation should be called PS3DO XD
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: KDR_11k on May 15, 2006, 04:59:00 AM: No, not XD, HD!
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Athrun Zala on May 16, 2006, 10:52:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: KDR_11k
No, not XD, HD!
lol, but rembember the "innovative" controller which adds an eXtra Dimension to gaming!
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2006, 09:51:55 PM: A new lesson? and this one you might actually use :Q

Advanced Ascii Smiley Faces 101 - (parenthesis optional) provided by Temp of neogaf forums
pt. 1

(^_^) or (^-^) or (^ ^) smiley
(`_^) or (^_~) wink
(>_<) pretending to be cute, or pain, or frustration
(<_>) sad
(^o^) singing, or laughing maniacally
t(-_-t) flipping the bird
\(^o^)/ very excited (raising hands)
(-_-) or (~_~) or (=_=) annoyance, resignation, or sleeping (eyes shut), grumpy
(-_-;) or (^_^') or (^_^);; or ^_^" nervousness, or sweatdrop (embarrassed; semicolon can be repeated)
(-_-#) or (-_-¤) vein (used to show frustration)
(¬_¬) eyeing something or someone, or otherwise glaring, sometimes used as an expression of rolling one's eyes
(<_<) or (>_>) or (c_c) skepticism, looking around suspiciously
(;_;) or (T_T) or (ToT) crying
(@_@) dazed
`(•.°)~ druggy, trippin'
(o_O) confused surprise, disturbed
(0_<) flinch, nervous wink
(O_O) shocked (also O.o - one eye smaller than the other)
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: wandering on July 21, 2006, 09:57:32 PM: haha, I love those smilies, but I've never really used them. ^_^ Yay!

BTW, >< is the same as >_< right? It seems like I keep seeing >< here.
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: KDR_11k on July 21, 2006, 11:28:21 PM: .(\(\
(^.^)
((")("))

Bunny

.(\/)
(o.O)
(><)o

Megalomanical bunny.

>:|°\/|

Burninate!
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Infernal Monkey on July 22, 2006, 04:06:31 AM: Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four 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Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 22, 2006, 06:36:14 AM: IM how dare you come into my classroom with such nonsense, there are people in here actually trying to learn something

Advanced Ascii Smiley Faces 101 - (parenthesis optional) provided by Temp of neogaf forums
pt. 2

(._.) intimidated, sad, ashamed
($_$) money eyes; thinking about money ( also sometimes changeable to other currency symbols such as (¥_¥) )
(x_x) or (+_+) dead, exhausted or knocked out; giving up, lost, confused
(n_n) happy, pleased
(u_u) annoyance, sarcasm, sometimes disappointment
(9_9) rolling eyes
(e_e) mischief, distrust
(e_o) or (o_e) eye twitching
(*_*) star-struck
(",) smirk
("o) side shocked
(-.-)zzZ or -_-zzZ sleeping
(o)_(o) alternative for tired; sometimes used to illustrate crazed
;o; or ;O; crying loudly/shouting
T_T or TT_TT or Y_Y or TToTT exaggerated crying, so that the eyes are closed and tears stream down the face
I_I "What?", mellow
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 23, 2006, 11:02:10 AM: Advanced Ascii Smiley Faces 101 - (parenthesis optional) provided by Temp of neogaf forums
pt. 3

(ô ô) boy (sometimes also used to indicate surprise)
(ö ö) girl
(ó ò) surprised, scared
(ò ó) angry
(ó ô) quizzical or "Indeed" (designed to mimic Star Trek's Mr. Spock)
(?_?) annoyed, hiding frustration, dread
=^_^= blushing, or a cat face (mischievous)
-^_^- blushing
fO_o scratching head
^n_n^ catgirl or boy
d-_-b listening to music, labeling title afterwards
~~~~>_<~~~~ weeping horribly
<(^_^)>,(>^_^)>, etc. dancing, especially used to specifically show Kirby dancing
(>^_^)> <(^_^<) hugging
(>^(>O_o)> sexual intercourse, normally used to depict rape and/or anal sex (extensible)
( ~^_^)~ dancing
(9ò_ó)-o fighting, throwing a punch
/¯\_/°^_^°\_/¯\ Sailor Moon (extensible)
w-('u')-w Kilroy was here (extensible)
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Athrun Zala on July 23, 2006, 08:52:56 PM: (*¬*) - drolling (like "OMG Super Mario Galaxy!!!!")
XD~ - same as above, extensible
(._.U) - embarrasment (not really used like this), more like "WTF?" or "WTF? is he/she serious?"
^_^; can be used as ^_^U, or ^_^Uu for being even more embarrased
XP - give up, fainted, dead
XD - laughing, extensible
>_> and <_< not only means that... practical example "Tell me! I won't tell anyone.... >_>....."
and (^_^) is extensible, longer meaning happier...

those are the ones I remember right now
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 23, 2006, 09:04:47 PM: Advanced Ascii Smiley Faces 101 - (parenthesis optional) provided by Temp of neogaf forums
pt. 4

p(^o^)q good luck
b(~_^)b thumbs-up
p(-_-)p thumbs-down
t(-_-t) or ,,l,(>.<,l,, flipping off
(^^ .)\\// giving the V-sign
m <(~_~)> m kitten
\m/>_<\m/ rockin' out
\,,/(^_^)\,,/ happy rockin'
(¬_¬)/¯ "It's good... to go!" <----- hehehe Taco Bell commercial
\0-0/ wearing glasses (nerd)
Q_Q or QQ 2 eyes crying.
¯\(o_º)/¯ a shrug, confused misunderstanding
(?_-)o sleepy / rubbing eyes
? ?,..,? ? ghost
( ._.)ø writing
(._.) Sometimes used in place of (o.o); used as shock or confusion. (.-.) is just the upside down version of this emoticon
s('_^)-b Posing! Asian style!
o=('_'o) throwing a right jab!
(o'_'o) embarassed/pikachu!
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: wandering on July 23, 2006, 09:30:01 PM: Quote
(o'_'o) embarassed/pikachu!

but what about the ears?

^ ^
(o'_'o) - PIKACHUUU! (edit: bah, no multiple spaces)

Quote
Originally posted by: wandering
BTW, >< is the same as >_< right? It seems like I keep seeing >< here.

I believe that >< and ^^ etc are less cute versions of >_< and ^_^, yes.
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: wandering on July 23, 2006, 09:33:27 PM: Thanks, wandering!
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: wandering on July 23, 2006, 09:34:29 PM: No problem.
Title: RE: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Ceric on July 24, 2006, 04:45:20 AM: *pats Wandering on the back then ushers him to a remarkably white and soft room*
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 24, 2006, 06:12:45 AM: I'd let him borrow my "white and soft room" but I really rather not share it.
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 08, 2006, 10:40:52 PM: at the request of IceCold
Quote
Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
Did you know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood! 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off !
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

(no seriously, a 30 minute orgasm O.O!!! I think I would die from over stimulation and dehydration)
Title: RE:Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 17, 2006, 10:09:31 PM: Gotta teach these women the rules from our point of view.

The Guys' Rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how y ou want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the has sle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1 . I am in shape . Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Title: Oh how times have changed.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 11, 2009, 08:45:07 PM: Lesson of the Day: Oh how times have changed!

(http://i26.tinypic.com/ofov2e.jpg)

DISCLAIMER: Please note that the picture above is not representative of BlackNMild2k1, the forum or NWR in anyway as they are the writings of a private publication "Housekeeping Weekly" circa 1955. the information published in this thread in the Funhouse are to be used for informational purposes only and once again DO NOT reflect the interest or beliefs of BNM, The Funhouse or NWR in any way shape or form.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Mop it up on August 11, 2009, 10:09:19 PM: It's such a shame how these days women are actually treated with some respect.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 11, 2009, 10:44:17 PM: Quote from: Mop_it_up on August 11, 2009, 10:09:19 PM
It's such a shame how these days women are actually treated with some respect.

I know, right?
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Djunknown on August 12, 2009, 01:38:47 AM: A small, practical guide to making video (http://www.gamespy.com/articles/101/1012766p1.html) game characters.

Some choice bits:

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Before designing a videogame character, always see what the marketing department needs at the moment. Don't worry – they know what they're doing. Keeping their finger on the pulse of what was popular last year, marketers have the tools and the unpaid interns to help your characters seamlessly fit in with the world's most lucrative brands while keeping open all merchandizing options.

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Female character should also look like they have daddy issues. You want your women's clothes to say, "My Dad left my Mom when I was seven and now I spend every waking moment trying to impress men in the desperate hope to have some sort of male authority figure in my life."

Quote
In the long tradition of bad art, the shorthand for depth is to give your character a cool name. Since videogames are well established as a bad art form, an awesome name is entirely necessary when creating your hero.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: EasyCure on August 12, 2009, 08:28:16 AM: Quote from: Mop_it_up on August 11, 2009, 10:09:19 PM
It's such a shame how these days too many women don't respect themselves.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Stogi on August 12, 2009, 12:01:48 PM: Quote
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

lol So true...*wipes tear*
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: DrFunkenstein on August 12, 2009, 06:21:17 PM: In the words of Papa Smurf: "Shut up, bitches!"
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 13, 2009, 01:56:12 AM: Oh how times have changed....

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2j0mf0l.jpg)

The Original Game Box (http://i29.tinypic.com/2r7ngxw.jpg) - That would never make it through focus grouping today.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 29, 2010, 05:58:14 AM: It's been a while, but today we learn something new.

We Learn CPR.... the sexy way ;)
http://supersexycpr.com/cpr.html (http://supersexycpr.com/cpr.html)

edit: NSFW
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: ThePerm on May 29, 2010, 06:25:09 AM: Quote from: Infernal Monkey on July 22, 2006, 04:06:31 AM
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is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four Two plus two is four

2+2= ((20+20)/10) - ((4+ (-2)) * 2)-8)+4)
2+2= (4) - ((4+ (-2)) * 2)-8)+4)
2+2= (4) - (2) * 2)-8)+4)
2+2= (4) - (4)-8)+4)
2+2= (4) - (-4)+4)
2+2= (4) - (0)
4=4

2+2= (((((20+20)/10) + ((4+ (-2))) * 2))-8)+4)
2+2= ((4) + ((4+ (-2)) * 2)-8)+4)
2+2= ((4) +(2) * 2))-8)+4)
2+2= ((4) +(4))-8)+4)
2+2= 8-8+4
2+2= 0 +4
4=4

damn parentheses get so confusing when not on paper
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 27, 2011, 12:38:40 PM: I learned something new today... actually just moments ago.

It's something I always thought was a really tedious task and must make working clothing retail a headache. I saw this and thought "surely there is magic at work here", but after trying it for myself, I realized it works perfectly EVERYTIME!

How to fold a t-shirt in 2.5 seconds.
(http://i.imgur.com/njBi3.gif)

go here for specific instructions.
http://www.fold-your-shirt.com/

I'm about to go refold all of my shirts.

pre-post edit: while we are on the subject of clothes, here is a quick way of tying your shoes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OazKbYP7Sd0
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: ThePerm on November 27, 2011, 07:44:43 PM: i havent tied shoes in forever, i went all Velcro a while ago

and thats how i've always tied my shoes, except i'm left handed so the opposite hands do the opposite things. The thing about that knot type is it comes undone faster, so you end up tying it all the time. I couldn't be bothered learning it the regular way. Hence switching to velcro.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Silenced on November 27, 2011, 08:30:22 PM: It helps that I have the magical ability to not be able to trip over my shoelaces in the event my shoes become untied.

I am a wizard you know.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: ThePerm on November 27, 2011, 11:19:52 PM: yeah i think if your over 5 foot tall tripping over your shoe strings is not a problem.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: Plugabugz on November 28, 2011, 07:34:55 AM: Being in an all left-handed family is a bitch when you work in an all right-handed office.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: ThePerm on November 28, 2011, 09:00:52 PM: your whole family is left handed? I'm the only lefty in my family. That goes for voting too.
Title: Re: Learn Something New Today!!!!
Post by: bustin98 on November 29, 2011, 10:28:10 AM: I am left handed, my wife is left handed, I have 4 girls, 3 of which are left handed. I have 3 brothers and I am the only one left handed out of them and my parents.