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Title: I'm special
Post by: MaryJane on April 11, 2006, 12:10:02 PM: Random thought:

If you could have one special power or attribute what would it be?

Mine: power: telepathy/telekinesis attribute: ever since watching the anime Escaflowne, I have wanted to have wings, huge friggin wings that i could fly with, and smack people with, and have sex in the air with, and yeah... i'd love to have wings.
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: KnowsNothing on April 11, 2006, 12:14:30 PM: OKAY GUYS I'VE BEEN FORMULATING THIS ONE FOR A WHILE

My power would be as follows: I want to have the ability to transform into any fiction or nonfiction character form any form of media. I would not only look like them, but I would gain all of their special abilities and have access to any of their super cool items (BATARANGZ).

It is BEST wish because it encompasses EVERYTHING.
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Post by: vudu on April 11, 2006, 12:19:54 PM: My power would be I could transform into KnowsNothing and then I could transform into anything he could, too. I win.

Wonder Twin powers, activate.
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: Zach on April 11, 2006, 12:37:27 PM: I would have the ability to steal other people's powers, That way I could steal KnowsNothing's power. I would have his power, and he would not, rendering him and vudu powerless, and I would have the ultimate transformation power.

MWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: KnowsNothing on April 11, 2006, 12:50:23 PM: I would obviously be able to mix and match powers, so I'll just activate my "nup can't steal my powers" power and you'll all be DEAD. Who, you ask, has this sort of power? Why, everyone does! Since the average joe has no powers in the first place, nobody could steal them!

See, this sort of logic would work because I'd also be god.
Title: RE:I'm special
Post by: MaryJane on April 11, 2006, 12:56:35 PM: I'd use my telepathy to make you my personal slave, and you wouldn't even realize i was controlling you, making you change into people i wanted to accomplish my devious goals! then i'd just fly lazily over the ocean watching dolphins get eaten by sharks.
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Post by: IceCold on April 11, 2006, 04:25:15 PM: Either invisibility or teleportation..
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Post by: TMW on April 11, 2006, 04:28:58 PM: I want the power to spontaneously cause anyone nearby to break into a song and dance number, including large groups.

They would all inherently know the song and dance routines, and would sing about anything I wanted them too.
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: KnowsNothing on April 11, 2006, 04:51:01 PM: Quote
I'd use my telepathy to make you my personal slave, and you wouldn't even realize i was controlling you, making you change into people i wanted to accomplish my devious goals!

Obviously that wouldn't work, let's be realistic.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 11, 2006, 05:19:46 PM: i'd have the ability to travel to a dimention in which i controll omnipotantly. I'd invite knowsnothing to my dimention. Each month we would set up a different dimention. Which has its own rules and its own setup. We would then enter the world and see how we can change it.

For instance.

1 British Army vs me and KnowsNothing providing we have turned into Neo and Morpheus. During the American Revolution.
2 Me and KnowsNothing are at a 7-11 and then zombies attack.
3 Me and KnowsNothing in mideval times(europe), with science books, guns, dirt bikes, and samurai swords
4 Me and KnowsNothing in a real life RvierCity Ransom
5 Me and Knowsnothing helping Link to deeat Ganondorf in Ocarina of time(except were upstagin link...lol
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: KnowsNothing on April 11, 2006, 05:25:17 PM: Quote
3 Me and KnowsNothing in mideval times(europe), with science books, guns, dirt bikes, and samurai swords

This is the greatest idea ever.
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on April 11, 2006, 05:37:33 PM: The power to create doubles of any object. Crazy cash, mang.
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: Caliban on April 11, 2006, 06:14:34 PM: Immortality coupled with eternal youth. I know it might seem wierd but you all with your omnipotent powers will still be mortal, but I live, mwuhahahahahaha ha ha ha!
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: Pale on April 11, 2006, 06:19:36 PM: Somehow I think MaryJane's plan involves having KN turn into sexy super heroes, and have him do more than save the world...

You know he was thinking it...
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Post by: wandering on April 11, 2006, 06:41:03 PM: The ability to open plastic electronics packaging without using scissors/injuring myself.
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: ThePerm on April 11, 2006, 08:51:46 PM: as omnipotent ruler of "the other dimention" I would create a character that knowsnothing could become that can travel between dimentions. I would create a pill that knowsnothing could take into our dimention that gives us imortality. I would also creeate a pill that cures cancer, aids, and all stds. That way we can all have wild crazy love making sessions.

6 create a gigantic orgy dimention , with nothing but attractive beautiful women. Knowsnothing could come too, because he's fun to play mario kart with. The dimention of course will be split in half. So we never have contact with each other.
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Post by: TrueNerd on April 11, 2006, 11:42:34 PM: I'd settle for a real life tanooki suit. I could fly by wagging my tail (take that, laws of physics!) and if I was feeling introspective, BAM! I'm a statue.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 12, 2006, 12:12:34 AM: My one power would be really simple yet extremely complex at the same time.

I call it "Imaginative Reality"

basically, if I can imagine it, it can become reality.

simple concept, complex idea. imagine.....
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Post by: KDR_11k on April 12, 2006, 01:40:13 AM: I want to open cold ones with the diamond-thingy on my forehead.

Oh, wait, I don't have a diamond-thingy on my forehead. Um, guess I'll have to settle for super intelligence so I can build that maid/combat android girl I've always wanted. Or maybe two or three... You can never have enough android girls. Especially not when you're ordering them to conquer the world* for you. Yep. Can't conquer the world without 8 super powerful robots. Oh, and a fortress! One decorated with a big skull. And a doomsday device in orbit that turns pigeons into cinderblocks. Because I freaking hate pigeons.

*= Except for Rhode Island. Noone wants Rhode Island.
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Post by: vudu on April 12, 2006, 03:07:46 AM: Do you even know where Rhode Island is or what it's like? Your comment seems kind of random.
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: KDR_11k on April 12, 2006, 03:10:42 AM: It's a reference to some sitcom whose english name I don't know. During one episode they say "available everywhere" quite often, each time amending "except for Rhode Island".
Title: RE:I'm special
Post by: Dasmos on April 12, 2006, 03:59:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: ThePerm
as omnipotent ruler of "the other dimention" I would create a character that knowsnothing could become that can travel between dimentions. I would create a pill that knowsnothing could take into our dimention that gives us imortality. I would also creeate a pill that cures cancer, aids, and all stds. That way we can all have wild crazy love making sessions.

6 create a gigantic orgy dimention , with nothing but attractive beautiful women. Knowsnothing could come too, because he's fun to play mario kart with. The dimention of course will be split in half. So we never have contact with each other.
I think the only power The Perm wants is the power to make KnowsNothing fall in love with him. He just didn't want to say it outright. I also want this power.
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Post by: MaryJane on April 12, 2006, 06:02:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: Pale
Somehow I think MaryJane's plan involves having KN turn into sexy super heroes, and have him do more than save the world...

You know he was thinking it...

i was wondering if anyone would catch on to that
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Post by: Caliban on April 12, 2006, 07:47:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: MaryJane
...and have sex in the air with, and yeah... i'd love to have wings.

You clearly said it in your first post lol.

ThePerm: even if you do an immortality pill, you and KN will have to take it frequently, you forget to take it one day and you lose immortality forever. And besides, you take an immortality pill and so you can't take an eternal youth pill 'cause they don't work together, you either take one or the other *insert evil laughter*!
Title: RE: I'm special
Post by: ThePerm on April 12, 2006, 08:04:57 AM: caliban, its a one time pill...it alters your structure making you immortal for good. Then the problem is between you and me...there can be only one!
Title: RE:I'm special
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 12, 2006, 08:32:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: KDR_11k
I want to open cold ones with the diamond-thingy on my forehead.

Oh, wait, I don't have a diamond-thingy on my forehead. Um, guess I'll have to settle for super intelligence so I can build that sexbot I've always wanted. Or maybe two or three... You can never have enough sexbots. Especially not when you're ordering them to conquer the world* of porn for you. Yep. Can't conquer the world of porn without infinite super powerful sexbots. Oh, and a fortress! One decorated with a big skull. And a doomsday device in orbit that turns hiccups, coughs & sneezes into orgasms. Because I freaking hate grumpy people**.

*= Except for Rhode Island. Noone has sex in Rhode Island.
**= Especially people from Rhode Island
Fixed....
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Post by: KnowsNothing on April 12, 2006, 09:31:38 AM: Oh no, being immortal would suck. I've always been pro-mortality. Imagine if you were immortal. First of all, you'd make millions of friends and watch all of them die. Sad. And then, when the Russians explode the earth, you'll float aimlessly through space FOREVER. NOTHING. NO GAMEBOY EVEN. FOREVER.

It would suck
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Post by: wandering on April 12, 2006, 10:25:30 AM: I don't want to be immortal, but I do want to live for, say, a thousand years or so.

Or at least be able to travel a thousand years into the future.

I hope cryogenic technology improves before I die....
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 12, 2006, 05:32:30 PM: I have thought about this a lot and if I had one super power it would be to haev the ability to kill at will, just to look at someone and think, your dead, and no matter what thier pwoer was even if they were immoortal, they would just die.
Title: RE:I'm special
Post by: Caliban on April 12, 2006, 06:16:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: ThePerm
caliban, its a one time pill...it alters your structure making you immortal for good. Then the problem is between you and me...there can be only one!

It's about time you said that [sling]takes out his katana[/sling]!
Title: RE:I'm special
Post by: KDR_11k on April 12, 2006, 09:03:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
I want to open cold ones with the diamond-thingy on my forehead.

Oh, wait, I don't have a diamond-thingy on my forehead. Um, guess I'll have to settle for super intelligence so I can build that sexbot I've always wanted. Or maybe two or three... You can never have enough sexbots. Especially not when you're ordering them to conquer the world* of porn for you. Yep. Can't conquer the world of porn without infinite super powerful sexbots. Oh, and a fortress! One decorated with a big skull. And a doomsday device in orbit that turns hiccups, coughs & sneezes into orgasms. Because I freaking hate grumpy people**.

*= Except for Rhode Island. Noone has sex in Rhode Island.
**= Especially people from Rhode Island
Fixed....

Jeebus, do you even think before you write? What would I need porn for if I had an army of sexbots at my command and ruled over the world so I could get almost any woman on the planet? Hell, if I wanted porn I'd order a live performance!

And I'm surprised you didn't decorate the fortress with a huge wang.

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even if they were immoortal, they would just die.

But that's a contradiction! You'd go poof and dissolve into a cloud of logic.
Title: RE:I'm special
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 12, 2006, 09:46:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: KDR_11k

Jeebus, do you even think before you write? What would I need porn for if I had an army of sexbots at my command and ruled over the world so I could get almost any woman on the planet? Hell, if I wanted porn I'd order a live performance!

And I'm surprised you didn't decorate the fortress with a huge wang.
I thought about changeing the decoration too, but I was just basically changing all your "robots" to "sexbots", and then started to get carried away.
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Post by: Mario on April 12, 2006, 10:05:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: KnowsNothing
Oh no, being immortal would suck. I've always been pro-mortality. Imagine if you were immortal. First of all, you'd make millions of friends and watch all of them die. Sad. And then, when the Russians explode the earth, you'll float aimlessly through space FOREVER. NOTHING. NO GAMEBOY EVEN. FOREVER.

It would suck

Yeah but imagine how high your Jungle Beat scores would be after one million years of practice.
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Post by: MaryJane on April 13, 2006, 04:24:40 AM: I'm thinking maybe I'd be satisfied with powers like Mel Gibson in What Women Want, then I have the power to potentially have sex with every woman I meet withough forcing her, like someone with telepathy could do.
I still want wings though, big friggin wings.
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Post by: Caliban on April 13, 2006, 07:21:07 AM: Oh yeah, I want wings too and a cat like tail.