Post by: wandering on April 05, 2006, 12:18:54 AM
The mayor knew the PIEtriot Act had to be passed. But, in order for that to happen, there needed to be proof that the disappearances were actually caused by vampires and werewolves, and not just people running away to Norway. There was only one thing that made sense: the mayor had to kill the next person to walk by, stab his neck with fake teeth marks, rip open his stomach, and eat his innards.
...The next person to walk by was Kirby.
Which would’ve been fine, except, as the mayor raised his blood soaked face, he saw Bill Aurion had witnessed the entire event...and the mayor was forced to strangle him with Kirby’s intestine. By the time Breakyboy and Degeullo were sliced open with Bill’s teeth, the mayor was starting to see the folly of killing Kirby on a well-trafficked street. Fortunately, breaky-boy carried a pistol, and the dispatching of PIAC, SS4, Bloodworth and Infernal Monkey was fairly quick.
The PIEtriot act passed with flying colors. Mayor Bloomershelaiplarestian was named official judge, jury, and executioner for the Town of Wheresville.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” the mayor shouted, the pink light of early sun illuminating the cobblestones where seven bloody bodies once laid. “Though the PIEtriot act dictates I can kill whomever I please, this isn’t the middle ages. I would never kill a Wheresville citizen without due process.”
“Then why do you need the powers the PIEtriot acts provides?” asked KnowsNothing.
The mayor shot him. “UNLESS, they unpietriotically question the law, me, or my motives.” He grinned. “The vampires and werewolves will be eliminated. Every day, you will vote for who you suspect. And every night, the loser of the vote will be declared guilty, killed, and then hanged in the public square as an example. Voting begins now.”
Post by: vudu on April 05, 2006, 03:06:20 AM
UNVOTE WANDERING
Heh heh heh ...
EDIT: What do you mean Wandering's the dang host? I can't kill him? Arg ...
UNVOTE KNOWSNOTHING for killing me last game. That'll teach him.
EDIT #2: What do you mean KnowsNothing isn't playing this round? How the heck am I supposed to exact my revenge?
Fine, um ... UNVOTE UNCLEBOB for making this thread and then throwing our suggestions in our faces by using a blank avatar. No one would be such a jerk unless he didn't care because he was a vampire.
EDIT #3: Alright, I should probably just admit I haven't the fainest idea what I'm doing. I'll refrain from voting until more people start to post.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 05, 2006, 03:09:36 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on April 05, 2006, 07:23:45 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on April 05, 2006, 07:49:06 AM
Post by: vudu on April 05, 2006, 11:58:59 AM
And where the heck's my player's list? Damn you Wandering.
Post by: wandering on April 05, 2006, 12:56:54 PM
Post by: vudu on April 05, 2006, 01:00:04 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on April 05, 2006, 01:48:44 PM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on April 05, 2006, 01:54:13 PM
Voet STEVEY
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on April 05, 2006, 01:58:38 PM
Whee, bandwagon time!
Post by: ShyGuy on April 05, 2006, 02:06:06 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on April 05, 2006, 02:15:35 PM
Post by: Toruresu on April 05, 2006, 02:24:47 PM
VOTE STEVEY?
Post by: stevey on April 05, 2006, 02:45:55 PM
Post by: Pale on April 05, 2006, 03:12:44 PM
Post by: IceCold on April 05, 2006, 03:19:49 PM
VOTE STEVEY
Post by: ShyGuy on April 05, 2006, 03:27:55 PM
Post by: vudu on April 05, 2006, 03:34:47 PM
Post by: nickmitch on April 05, 2006, 03:50:58 PM
I think Vudu is right and this IS a mafia strike.
I also think that he's covering his tracks by not voting and is really conducting the whole thing.
If I die, then Vudu's mafia.
Post by: Dasmos on April 05, 2006, 05:00:19 PM
VOTE STEVEN
Post by: stevey on April 05, 2006, 05:28:24 PM
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on April 05, 2006, 06:06:53 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on April 05, 2006, 06:08:17 PM
Post by: stevey on April 05, 2006, 06:17:39 PM
SAVE ME! Vote pryo.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 05, 2006, 06:48:25 PM
Post by: stevey on April 05, 2006, 07:10:02 PM
Post by: Dasmos on April 05, 2006, 07:29:10 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on April 05, 2006, 07:33:36 PM
Post by: wandering on April 05, 2006, 07:37:08 PM
Dasmos, the head of the not-secret police, stood forward, and shot stevey with a silver bullet. He dropped dead. Dasmos stabbed stevey in the heart. Blood spurted.
The mayor looked at the still decidedly human body. “Well. It seems you’re just a townie. Show’s over, folks.”
The mayor patted Dasmos on the back as he left. After he and the rest of the crowd were gone, the mayor grabbed the head of the secret police by the collar and whispered: “Some people didn’t show their faces today. Only the guilty have reason to hide. If they don’t show tomorrow, kill them all.”
“Aye, sir.”
Post by: IceCold on April 05, 2006, 07:43:29 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on April 05, 2006, 07:47:50 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 05, 2006, 08:54:18 PM
