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Title: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace (News and Haiku Thread)
Post by: Jonnyboy117 on March 23, 2006, 08:51:07 AM
But the biggest Revolution secret will not be revealed for a few more weeks (E3).

In his GDC Keynote speech today, Satoru Iwata said he wants Nintendo WiFi Connection to be like mySpace in terms of ease of use and popularity.  He also compared Revolution's Virtual Console service to iTunes and said that once other companies saw it, they jumped on board eagerly.  This claim was backed up by the announcement that Sega Genesis (Megadrive) and TurboGrafx games will be available for the Virtual Console, in addition to Nintendo's own games from NES, SNES, and N64.    


Although Nintendo's business practices, design philosophies, and devoted fanbase have long drawn comparisons to Apple from commentators, this is the first time Nintendo has favorably compared itself to the company.  In the past, Reggie Fils-Aime has briefly mentioned iPod sales being dwarfed by Game Boy Advance sales, though that was before iPod had its biggest quarter yet in Fall 2005.

Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: KDR_11k on March 23, 2006, 09:10:08 AM
What, "We sell overpriced hardware and host badly written emo poetry"?
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Pale on March 23, 2006, 09:11:14 AM
Hahah, *insert another joke about emo kids on myspace*
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 23, 2006, 09:14:49 AM
I think they were trying to capitalize on the success aspects of the comparison.  Both are immensely successful.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Caliban on March 23, 2006, 09:16:02 AM
What is this "emo" I read alot on these forums? I'm serious, no joke.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: KnowsNothing on March 23, 2006, 09:16:28 AM
Oh hawt, Genesis games on Rev =oo  I don't see how the Rev can be anything but the greatest console ever, k.
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Kairon on March 23, 2006, 09:18:05 AM
Myspace would suggest some sort of uber Gamer card service ala XBLive, oh...to dream...

~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: KDR_11k on March 23, 2006, 09:18:35 AM
Caliban: People who think being depressed, writing bad poems about their love of death and mutilating themselves is cool. Basically the whole "angsty teen" deal.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Caliban on March 23, 2006, 09:20:29 AM
Oh, lol. lmao.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: vudu on March 23, 2006, 09:22:58 AM
I wrote a good emo lyric the other day ...

slit my wrists and watch the agony come pouring out

You're free to use that, if you want.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: KnowsNothing on March 23, 2006, 09:25:30 AM
If an emo kid wanted to kill himself by slitting his wrists, wouldn't it be relief pouring out?
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Ian Sane on March 23, 2006, 09:27:48 AM
My beef with emo is that usually what the person is depressed about is pretty minor.  If you're going to be depressed save it for something major like your spouse leaving you or a loved one dying or getting cancer or your house burning down.  Country singers sing about depressing stuff too but it's about their woman cheating on them and flipping their pickup truck.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Mario on March 23, 2006, 09:34:17 AM
The irony in that post just picked up a chainsaw and cut my head off
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Ian Sane on March 23, 2006, 09:35:20 AM
"The irony in that post just picked up a chainsaw and cut my head off"

Well, I don't write poems.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on March 23, 2006, 09:36:34 AM
You should. Haikus, too.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Kairon on March 23, 2006, 09:37:21 AM
You can flip my pickup truck...any day of the week...

~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: vudu on March 23, 2006, 09:40:02 AM
slit my wrist open
agony comes pouring out
bittersweet success
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Spak-Spang on March 23, 2006, 10:03:40 AM
Sega and Hudson
make virtual console games
Revolution Rocks

Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: vudu on March 23, 2006, 10:12:40 AM
so many dumb people
it's nunchaku, not nunchuck
get it right, moron
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on March 23, 2006, 10:25:48 AM
I write Haikus, yes,
But I've got so much more, yes,
I've also got pie.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: vudu on March 23, 2006, 10:42:52 AM
You can't just add yes at the end of every line in order to get the right amount of syllables.  It's cheating.  It's like throwing baby onto the end of a song lyric and then adding it to the end of the following lyric and saying they rhyme.

Viewtiful Gamer
is bad at writing Haikus;
not my Staff Hero
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Artimus on March 23, 2006, 10:58:04 AM
Haiku is good for
Ev'ry post made in this thread
Spring comes with warm rain
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: TMW on March 23, 2006, 11:09:59 AM
Zelda and Sega
I loved the Iwataton
But where was Reggie?
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Ian Sane on March 23, 2006, 11:20:32 AM
Everyone writing
Haikus, feel left out so I'll
Write a haiku too
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on March 23, 2006, 11:26:00 AM
Vudu, I'm sorry,
You just don't understand it,
My haikus are great.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on March 23, 2006, 11:27:49 AM
Good GDC news
I feel a new sense of peace
Like a cool Fall breeze
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: vudu on March 23, 2006, 11:32:28 AM
GDC is done
E3 can't come soon enough
the wait might kill me
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on March 23, 2006, 11:39:38 AM
Quote

Originally posted by: vudu
You can't just add yes at the end of every line in order to get the right amount of syllables.  It's cheating.  It's like throwing baby onto the end of a song lyric and then adding it to the end of the following lyric and saying they rhyme.

Viewtiful Gamer
is bad at writing Haikus;
not my Staff Hero




Heh.  In that spirit:

GDC, baby!
New Zelda, oh yeah, baby.
This one rhymes, baby.
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: IceCold on March 23, 2006, 12:40:53 PM
GDC was fun
E3 can not come too soon
We are such losers
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Renny on March 23, 2006, 02:22:38 PM
Pity the cam whore
"Nintendo" has no real friends
Page still downloading
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: JonLeung on March 23, 2006, 02:24:02 PM
I love Nintendo.
They are made of win and sex.
I must change my pants.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: nickmitch on March 23, 2006, 03:38:20 PM
Iwata rocks hard.
The Reggie is my hero.
Go go Nintendo!

It's just a code name:
Nintendo Revolution.
But Nintendo Go?
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: KnowsNothing on March 23, 2006, 03:41:41 PM
everyone in here
is really a hopeless nerd
for writing haiku
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Requiem on March 23, 2006, 03:51:15 PM
Profanity, GET!
What is that over there....****?
My, who dropped a brick?

Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Louieturkey on March 23, 2006, 03:57:10 PM
My head hurts a lot
Stop writing haikus people
Very dumb it is


Hey that was fun.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 23, 2006, 05:54:05 PM
Just look at the new
boxes for the DS Lite:
Can you say "iPod"?

They're definitely emulating Apple.
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: EasyCure on March 24, 2006, 04:43:07 AM
much more appealing
to write haiku poetry
than rag on emo

i hate emo kids
they come to my job and steal
much rather see them die

daddy didn't love them
mama never notices
hang out at hot topic

pay not big enough
to put up with their whining
but games dont come cheap

with gas price so high
and two zeldas coming soon
i will be in debt


in enough of the haiku crap. im so pissed off at emo/goth kids and any other "scene" kid out there its not even funny. they blow hard and i could sit here all day and rant rant rant till my head blows up about them. DAMMIT I HATE THEM!
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Mario323 on March 24, 2006, 05:03:42 AM
Yeah...how did this go from Nintendo being like Apple and mySpace to all this emo stuff?
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: EasyCure on March 24, 2006, 05:19:05 AM
dude i dont even remember how it got into haiku's.
im still pissed off about the emo stuff though.  
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Artimus on March 24, 2006, 06:14:32 AM
Quote

Originally posted by: Mario323
Yeah...how did this go from Nintendo being like Apple and mySpace to all this emo stuff?


Haiku =/= Emo.

Haiku = cooler than you.


I have no money
Too many good games to buy
Life is not worth it

Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: vudu on March 24, 2006, 11:39:21 AM
Quote

Originally posted by: Mario323
Yeah...how did this go from Nintendo being like Apple and mySpace to all this emo stuff?
emo led to poems
Karl started the bandwagon
limericks are up next
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Artimus on March 24, 2006, 04:35:20 PM
There once was a man from Japan
Who went to a faraway land,
He dropped a few names
When describing his games
And everyone thought he was grand.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on March 24, 2006, 04:46:30 PM
Rhyming is nice,
If you're into lyrical spice,
But before you leave,
Do not decieve,
Us all with your poetic vice.
Title: RE:Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: Artimus on March 24, 2006, 06:29:23 PM
Quote

Originally posted by: ViewtifulGamer
Rhyming is nice,
If you're into lyrical spice,
But before you leave,
Do not decieve,
Us all with your poetic vice.


I had not intended to slight.
Not tomorrow, today or tonight,
But five-foot then three
Is how it must be
Or else it just isn't right!
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: KDR_11k on March 24, 2006, 08:30:15 PM
This thread is like watching Kage Kara Mamoru: It's getting more stupidacious every minute.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
Post by: ShyGuy on March 24, 2006, 10:35:21 PM
AnimeCyberRat needs to come in here and drop some Phat Rhymes.

On the subject, Myspace could be an indication of the Rev online model. Each Rev gamer has a personal page, a friends list, and a cam-whore pose in their profile.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace (News and Haiku Thread)
Post by: vudu on March 26, 2006, 08:42:40 AM
I found this on the Phoenix Wright board at GameFAQS.  I thought of you guys.

(Case two spoilers)

Ghost possesses her.
Her boobies become giant.
Maya is jailbait.
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace (News and Haiku Thread)
Post by: ThePerm on March 26, 2006, 12:28:36 PM
can we make this a page that has haiku's and limericks?

The boobs vudu talks of, I love em'
theres nothing better than to rub em'
I could jiggle all day
enjoying foreplay
and any other random type of lovin'
Title: RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace (News and Haiku Thread)
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on March 26, 2006, 02:05:47 PM
In order to make this love last forever, take it to The Funhouse:

http://planetgamecube.com/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=35&threadid=15438