Post by: Pryopizm on March 15, 2006, 06:38:32 AM
When AnimeCyberRat was received at the jail, Deguello pulled out his pistol and seethed, "I am judge, jury, and exectutioner, DIE Mafia scum!" and fired 3 shots quickly killing Rat. "The court is done."
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Upon learning about Rat's death, Mystic Gohan, one of the last remaining Pirates, invited Deg over for dinner at his chateaux. He chuckled mischeivously at the prospect of killing the mayor of the town, especially with landmines. Before the invitation was sent, Gohan had surrounded his driveway with landmines, in hopes of the mayor's car driving on top of them.
Surprisingly, when Deg arrived, none of the landmines went off. He arrived safely. Perturbed, Gohan went to meet him at the walkway outside his chateaux. "Hello, Mr. Mayor, welcome to my humble home. Could I offer you a glass of milk, or perhaps some chewing gum?"
"Cut the small talk, Gohan, what did you call me here for?" Deg responded.
At that, Gohan snapped, he couldn't contain his true nature any longer, "ARR! I be a Pirate, matey, and you be a dead man!" With that he tackled Deg and they began to wrestle and trade blows. Slowly, during the fight, they edged closer and closer to the driveway until eventually Deg stepped on one of the active landmines.
From afar one could make out a bright red explosion as Deg and Mystic both got blown to bits.
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After going to Hell, Mystic met up with Bill.
"Hey, Gohan, you got Deg, good job! But wait. What are you doing here?"
"I ended up getting killed by my own devices."
"Really? What happened?"
"I set up a landmine and. . .wait, this was suicide. I was hiding! This was divine retribution! YOU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU TOLD ME TO HIDE YESTERDAY!"
"Hey, I didn't realize you'd hidden the day before, too!"
"You idiot! I'm going to kill you!"
"We're already dead!"
"No, I'm going to wipe you out of the afterworld!"
"Say what?!"
Mystic Gohan suddenly sat down, closed his eyes, and started chanting some strange and exotic Mantra. When he opened them again, Bill was gone, wiped out from existance completely.
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Deguello was stuck in purgatory, his head buried in his hands. "Oh man. I can't believe Rat was a townie.
When Deguello lifted his head up, he saw that sitting with him at his table was Stevey and CyberRat.
Stevey said, "We may as well get comfy, I understand the three of us are here for the next millennium."
Deguello dropped to his knees, held his hands up in the air, and looked skyward screaming, "NOOOOOOOOO!"
This is the last day of voting.
Post by: breakyboy on March 15, 2006, 08:44:25 AM
Post by: Toruresu on March 15, 2006, 09:44:40 AM
VOTE: BREAKYBOY
Post by: nickmitch on March 15, 2006, 06:12:53 PM
Post by: breakyboy on March 15, 2006, 06:51:04 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on March 15, 2006, 07:28:26 PM
Breakyboy and TVMan broke into Toruresu's hostel armed to the teeth. They fired round after round, 45's, 9mm's, 22's, then they stabbed him to even more death.
"Arr! This blows!" Toru cried as he died.
They walked out with their heads held high. Later that night, they'd share a toast.
And somewhere, in the hot, steamy night, was the body of Kirby slowly decomposing in a Hefty Bag.
Cast:
Pirates:
Bill Aurion – Sweet Pete
Ty
Toruresu
MysticGohan
Ninjas:
Uncle Bob – Storm Snake
ShyGuy
Dasmos
IceCold
Senhor Policia:
TYP
Piranha:
Bloodworth
Iwamatsu the Ronin:
Mary Jane
Blue Bangs:
KnowsNothing
Phoenix Wright:
Stevey
Judge Wapner:
Infernal Monkey
Townies:
Mario
Deguello
AnimeCyberRat
BlackNMild
Pale
Wandering
Breakyboy
TVMan
Vudu
Stabby
Post by: nickmitch on March 15, 2006, 08:58:37 PM
Weeee are the champions, my frieeeennndd!!!!However, we won't keep on fighting because this is the end.
Until next time. *victory dance*
Post by: wandering on March 15, 2006, 10:29:15 PM
Stevey: you suck for not defending me, and then defending the ninja-pirate just because he said he loved you.
Everyone who I said sucked: Just kidding, I love you all. Keep that in mind, you know, next mafia game.
Post by: UncleBob on March 16, 2006, 05:03:53 AM
Post by: Toruresu on March 16, 2006, 06:16:24 AM
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Originally posted by: TVman
VOTE TORU
lol
I didn't convince you, or you just knew it was me?
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on March 16, 2006, 06:56:39 AM
Post by: UncleBob on March 16, 2006, 06:59:49 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on March 16, 2006, 07:28:31 AM
Post by: MaryJane on March 16, 2006, 08:04:40 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on March 16, 2006, 09:39:24 AM
Post by: vudu on March 16, 2006, 09:59:20 AM
QuoteAs I was telling Bill, we've come to expect it from you.
Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
I'm surprised I survived as long as I did. what with me being so overly-agressive and all.
You were killed off quite early in the first game because you posted about walking around town with a shotgun under your arm. After you turned out to be a townie we grew accustomed to the fact that you just liked violence.
Now, if the next game you get to be mafia and you stop being aggressive then you'll probably be voted off early on. After playing this many times it's not what you do that makes you stick out, it's what you start/stop doing between games. Changes in behavior generally mean you have a different role than before.
Post by: Toruresu on March 16, 2006, 10:15:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: vuduQuoteAs I was telling Bill, we've come to expect it from you.
Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
I'm surprised I survived as long as I did. what with me being so overly-agressive and all.
You were killed off quite early in the first game because you posted about walking around town with a shotgun under your arm. After you turned out to be a townie we grew accustomed to the fact that you just liked violence.
Now, if the next game you get to be mafia and you stop being aggressive then you'll probably be voted off early on. After playing this many times it's not what you do that makes you stick out, it's what you start/stop doing between games. Changes in behavior generally mean you have a different role than before.
Is that why I survived this long?
Post by: UncleBob on March 16, 2006, 10:22:37 AM
Post by: MysticGohan on March 16, 2006, 10:37:44 AM
btw
I still Love you Bill,
I just wanted... Hell for myself
Post by: vudu on March 16, 2006, 10:38:59 AM
Post by: stevey on March 16, 2006, 10:42:27 AM
funny story, I was going to defend you but... I fell a sleep... and forgot to pm Pryopizm in time, sorry.
Post by: UncleBob on March 16, 2006, 10:43:33 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 16, 2006, 10:52:28 AM
I wish I were killed for this reason instead of being killed off for being a threat no matter whether I was townie or mafia... =(
Post by: nickmitch on March 16, 2006, 12:15:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: ToruresuQuote
Originally posted by: TVman
VOTE TORU
lol
I didn't convince you, or you just knew it was me?
Like TYP said, we had an alliance. I already knew it was you.
TYP was a great cop and we had a fairly strong townie alliance.
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on March 16, 2006, 02:45:07 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on March 16, 2006, 02:47:47 PM
Post by: IceCold on March 16, 2006, 05:28:01 PM
QuoteSo that's what happens to your posts that end in the middle of a sentence..
Originally posted by: stevey
"Stevey: you suck for not defending me, and then defending the ninja-pirate just because he said he loved you."
funny story, I was going to defend you but... I fell a sleep... and forgot to pm Pryopizm in time, sorry.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 16, 2006, 05:34:55 PM
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
How do the townies mess up so bad and still win every time?
Everybody lost Mafia II, no one survived.
The Pirates should have won Mafia III, but...., well you know what happened
Post by: MysticGohan on March 16, 2006, 07:25:09 PM
Post by: nickmitch on March 16, 2006, 10:33:50 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 16, 2006, 10:44:41 PM
Post by: Toruresu on March 17, 2006, 01:39:07 AM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 17, 2006, 02:20:45 AM
Aaaand it comes to an end. Once again I'm the winner. Discuss!
Post by: stevey on March 17, 2006, 03:12:08 AM
Post by: vudu on March 17, 2006, 07:42:46 AM
QuoteYou didn't kill yourself. I knew you were either the cop of the vigilante before you even posted. So don't feel bad--you would have died regardless.
Originally posted by: TVman
Well, townies won 2 out of 3 times so far. And both of those times, I was still alive. If I hadn't killed myself in II, then townies probably would've won then.
Post by: nickmitch on March 17, 2006, 01:15:23 PM
And by the way, you were among the 1st two people I was gonna invesitgate.
Post by: Mario on March 17, 2006, 03:42:26 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 17, 2006, 04:21:43 PM
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Why did Infernal Monkey win instead of Deguello???
Because I WON!
Post by: wandering on March 17, 2006, 07:54:28 PM
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funny story, I was going to defend you but... I fell a sleep... and forgot to pm Pryopizm in time, sorry.
I'm laughing in my grave.
No, seriously it's all right.
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I wish I were killed for this reason instead of being killed off for being a threat no matter whether I was townie or mafia... =(
ahaha. Kind of your fault, though.
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Originally posted by: UncleBob
I think you just got payback for what you did to us the last-last game...
I expected as much. Though I never actually killed any townies. Or anyone. At all. I was a kind, gentle mobster.
Post by: animecyberrat on March 18, 2006, 04:46:20 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 18, 2006, 06:41:58 PM
Post by: vudu on March 20, 2006, 08:41:20 AM
QuoteAs the Rat, I knew who all mafia members. So I knew IceCold and Pale were Godfathers. I also knew that four townies survived the first game--Bill, IceCold, Pale, and you. Bill wasn't playing that round, and Pryo gave the other two survivors good roles. So it made sense that he would give you a good role too (either cop, vigilante or captain).
Originally posted by: TVman
And how the hell would you know that?!?
And by the way, you were among the 1st two people I was gonna invesitgate.
Post by: nickmitch on March 20, 2006, 01:47:19 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 20, 2006, 02:28:41 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on March 20, 2006, 05:30:19 PM
Post by: wandering on March 20, 2006, 09:45:19 PM
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I did, it was what I needed to do in order to win the game. Which I did!
Who did you betray now? I need the juicy details!
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well since I didnt even know what we were doing first game until it was too late I dyed early (ok it was actualy Mafia 2 but it was my first game) so I think I was punished for giving my team away by being reduced to a townie for game 3.
Or maybe the roles were just randomly assigned?
