Post by: Pryopizm on February 21, 2006, 01:23:40 AM
Ty felt particularly bad. He went to the local brothel and ordered an appletini. As he sipped the drink, another man sat next to him and placed his own drink order. After half a drink, Ty was already quite tipsy and feeling more than just a little amorous. Believing that the hulking mass next to him was actually Star Jones, Ty used his best lines to no avail. The man would not respond to his advances.
Suddenly, Ty started to cry. The guilt, the pressure, the alcohol broke down what little remained of his emotional wall.
"It's all my fault! I'm the reason TVMan is dead! He just looked so guilty!" Ty buried his face in some peanuts to help dry his tears.
The giant finally gazed at Ty's pathetic figure wallowing in the pre-salted legumes. "I need to thank you for that, buddy." He raised his fist and smashed it through Ty's skull, effectively ending his wallowing and beginning his convulsing.
The man wiped his bloodied fist on Ty's shirt. "Compliments of the Reggie gang."
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That morning, everyone was glued to the news of Ty's death. The kettle was whistling and the water was boiling. Who was next? Where would this all end?
One man had the courage to step up and take TVMan's place: Uncle Bob.
He held The Crucible high above his head. "We will vote again. This time, may the wisdom of Captain Lavender be on our side!"
The crowd retorted, "ALL HAIL CAPTAIN LAVENDER!"
Post by: Deguello on February 21, 2006, 01:30:36 AM
Post by: vudu on February 21, 2006, 02:04:10 AM
QuoteWhat part of
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
VUDU YOU DECIEVED ME! You must have wanted the detective dead!!
Quotedidn't you understand?
Originally posted by: vudu
Whoa now, don't pin this on me. If we condemn an innocent man to die, I don't want to take the blame.
Post by: Pale on February 21, 2006, 03:51:08 AM
But seriously? Ty is gone already?
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 04:18:23 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 21, 2006, 05:32:43 AM
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 06:16:45 AM
And if you stepped inside, you'd find heavy oak tables and chairs, old but comfy coaches, and of course, just behind the cheese bar, rows and rows of the finest cheeses from around the world. And standing at the cheese bar, you'd see the familiar cheese bartender, Wandering...looking rather worried. The cop he was bribing to avoid health and safety inspections had just died the other night."
Post by: vudu on February 21, 2006, 09:22:11 AM
QuoteWait ... did animecyberrat just admit to being in the mafia?
Originally posted by: animecyberrat
... boss Yuji Naka ... these people are onto me ... what about your safety has that been compromised any? ... Ill see if i can get im in town and under cover ok ...
Does he even know how to play this game? Or does he think we're supposed to all pretend to be in the mafia. I'm so confused.
I agree with Deguello, VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 09:25:26 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 21, 2006, 09:33:10 AM
Does this seem like Mafia activity to anybody?
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 09:37:29 AM
Post by: vudu on February 21, 2006, 09:44:21 AM
QuoteI'm not starting a bandwagon, I'm jumping on it. (Deguello started it.)
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Hmmm, Vudu is starting another bandwagon.
If you read animecyberrat's post he pretty much said he's in the mafia. Whether he is and he said it for God only knows what reason or he's just an idiot I'm not sure. I'm just going with the flow.
I'll change my vote (or not vote today at all) if someone better pops up, but for right now, he seems to be the most suspicious (except maybe for Mario, who has been strangely quiet for this entire game).
Post by: ShyGuy on February 21, 2006, 09:47:25 AM
Post by: vudu on February 21, 2006, 09:51:31 AM
I bet he's a Godfather. ::angry townsfolk arrive with pitchforks::
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 21, 2006, 10:03:09 AM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 21, 2006, 10:18:16 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: animecyberrat
So rat wakes up this morning full of paranoia, I know that my friends are gonna turn on me I just know it. "I cant take it anymore these people are onto me. gonna have a hell of a run in this town. good, but what about your safety has that been compromised any? "I cant say for sure, I know this guy his name is wandering, he looks at me with this evil eye all the time, I am a little weary of him. I'll see if i can get im in town and under cover ok. If only I could find someone I could trust with the truth...
Hmmm very suspicious comments by AnimeCyberRat*, he is either mafia or he thinks he is the new cop. I'll VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT (the cop can only be replaced by someone that is dead right?). He also seems to be implying something about The Wandering. I'm sure there will be a public response to this...
ParanoiaSuper?
*The comments quoted above may be taken out of context, but spelling errors were fixed.
and its also kinda funny ACR continues to refer to himself as "The Rat" considering that would be the mafia snitch.
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 10:42:53 AM
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So rat wakes up this morning full of ParanoiaSuper...
eww...
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 10:45:34 AM
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 10:48:19 AM
"Here, sir, what's your taste?"
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 10:54:59 AM
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 11:21:17 AM
...what's that? You were asking about Animerat? Oh. Sorry. Yeah, he's a strange one. I'll check him out for you if he stops by.
Here's the montery jack you ordered. Excellent choice. Straight from california, aged six months, oiled and peppered a bit."
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 11:39:13 AM
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 11:51:14 AM
"Yes. Well. If you'd excuse me."
Wandering taps on a glass and shouts: "I'm sure you've all noticed the giant object in the corner of the store over there. The one that's draped in red cloth? Well, it's not quite ready yet, but tommorow, the red cloth will be removed and a secret new feature of this Cheezerium will be revealed!"
The crowd applauds somewhat.
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 11:55:39 AM
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 12:41:25 PM
"Uh? Oh? You were being literal? We have many cheese wheels. Here's a wheel of Roquefort Sheep cheese with blue veins, does it suit your fancy? Only 90 dollars."
Post by: IceCold on February 21, 2006, 01:05:47 PM
Heh, only Reggie has the FIST powerful enough to do that. (Sorry RAB)
Post by: stevey on February 21, 2006, 01:32:19 PM
"Because he's an stupid. Stupid like a fox!!
I bet he's a Godfather. ::angry townsfolk arrive with pitchforks:: "
sevey looks out the window and see the townsfolk, "WTF can't a man raise an army of evil monkeys and mail pike bombs in peace?" sevey dose monkey shouts and by doing do orders part of the army of evil money armed with razer blades to kill the townsfolk and then lol at the blood shed as they all died "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MU HAHAHAHAHAH hack *coughf* hack" stevey choke on his own drool a little while looking at Wandering cheese
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 21, 2006, 01:54:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: stevey
VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT
sevey looks out the window and see the townsfolk, "WTF can't a man raise an army of evil monkeys and mail pike bombs in peace?" sevey dose monkey shouts and by doing do orders part of the army of evil money armed with razer blades to kill the townsfolk and then lol at the blood shed as they all died "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MU HAHAHAHAHAH hack *coughf* hack" stevey choke on his own drool a little while looking at Wandering cheese
Sevey? Pike bombs & evil money? what is going on in this town?
who is sevey? is a spear like device not dangerous enough so you have to attach a bomb to it too, and I know money is the root of all evil but I didn't think it was evil in of itself.
Post by: UncleBob on February 21, 2006, 02:44:52 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 21, 2006, 02:58:31 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 03:01:21 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 03:06:30 PM
Post by: Mario on February 21, 2006, 03:10:02 PM
Mario wakes up, has some toast and tea. Hears something going on outside, people seem to be chanting "animecyberat" over and over again. He opens the door to see what's going on, but before he can see anything all of a sudden he's in bed again... he was dreaming. He knew for sure though, that the dream was trying to tell him something
EDIT: UNVOTE (animecyberrat)
PS what was Ty's role?
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 03:10:44 PM
because he is suspiscous.
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 03:14:32 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 03:15:28 PM
Vote: ANIMECYBERRAT
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 03:17:44 PM
"I hate to do this, as always, but...you did vote for me the other night.
Also, what everyone else has already said."
VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 03:21:35 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on February 21, 2006, 03:22:29 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 03:24:43 PM
rats wakes up and ralizes his rope broke at the last second. "well fine then but I can at least sit hear and know that they are coming for me. I only told the truth to one man and I cant figure out what it is about that man.
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 03:30:29 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 21, 2006, 03:45:15 PM
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You're still alive until I kill you, buddy.
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 04:12:42 PM
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 04:24:30 PM
Wandering sits down next Cyberrat. "Listen, man, if it makes you feel any better, I slept with TVman's wife too. She was some kind of woman. Or man." Wandering sighs softly. "You shouldn't beat yourself up about those times. She/he wouldn't want that. Instead, you should cherish the special memories you shared with her. Or him."
"How much do I owe you?" AnimeCyberat asked.
"Oh. No charge for last meals." Wandering pats Animecyberrat on the back, then gets up.
"Oh. One more thing, Animecyberrat. In another lifetime, I think we could've been friends.
...Preferably, a lifetime where you aren't a mobster. Okay then, have a nice rest of your life."
Post by: IceCold on February 21, 2006, 04:34:50 PM
VOTE ANIMERAT
Post by: vudu on February 21, 2006, 04:41:22 PM
Post by: nickmitch on February 21, 2006, 04:41:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: Pryopizm
Judge Aurion heard the revolver's hammer pulled back just above his head. He was totally helpless.
"NO! Stop! That's my husband!" TVMan yelled as he ran in. He was dressed in a white blouse and a long blue skirt and wearing a long blonde wig. He actually looked rather lovely.
"What the fu-" Pale started.
"My name is Bridget! That's my husband! You can't kill him! Please no!"
TVMan/Bridget then reached down, and lifted Aurion up and held him up in an embrace. He was tearful, but strong. He laid Aurion down and started tending to his wound. "You bastard!"
Pale was flabbergasted. "You know what? This is enough. I'm going back home. This place is too damn weird for me."
After the flashback TVman possesed Ice and screamed to the people, "I am Bridget!! Judge Aurion was my husband and Ice is my son! Get your damn facts straight!!!"
He then exits Ice's body and everyone looks at him strangely while he finishes his sentence without any knowledge of what just happenned.
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 04:46:12 PM
Post by: Mario on February 21, 2006, 04:48:27 PM
VOTE PALE!
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
"AnimeCyberRat! Bridget wasn't TvMan's husband, Bridget WAS TvMan!
...In a manner of speaking. You see, his brain was divided into two halves like that person in Psycho.
Anyway, you were sleeping with your wife: TVman, who you married after TVman's first husband died, the whole time!"
But AnimeCyberRat had already gone.
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 04:53:51 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 04:57:13 PM
we still love you, you crazy paranoid Skitzo rat you
Post by: vudu on February 21, 2006, 04:58:04 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 04:59:54 PM
anyways thsi isnt fair I didnt knwo what we were doing until tonite.
Post by: Mario on February 21, 2006, 05:00:16 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 05:01:55 PM
: )
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 05:07:15 PM
Post by: Pale on February 21, 2006, 05:21:08 PM
Vote Rat
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 05:25:45 PM
Post by: Mario on February 21, 2006, 05:27:24 PM
Post by: Pale on February 21, 2006, 05:44:58 PM
Post by: IceCold on February 21, 2006, 05:49:36 PM
He then exits Ice's body and everyone looks at him strangely while he finishes his sentence without any knowledge of what just happenned.
Why me?
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 05:59:10 PM
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 06:00:40 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 21, 2006, 06:05:08 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 21, 2006, 06:24:31 PM
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 06:40:53 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 21, 2006, 06:41:04 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 21, 2006, 06:45:45 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on February 21, 2006, 09:37:42 PM
Uncle Bob held the historic magnum above his head and proclaimed, "I, the defacto Judge Bob, do hereby declare you guilty of being Mafia. And if you aren't Mafia, then whatever. You're too annoying to live."
With that, the crowd exploded in applause as the back of Rat's head burst wide open. It gave that satisfying "squish" sound that made men stand erect and women swoon.
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That night, in a secret meeting, the Reggie Mafia regrouped.
"So, CyberRat is dead."
"Yes, but he was a worthless member."
"I rather thought him worth a laugh or two."
"Shush, you, we all know you had a crush on him."
"He did have a sweet, sweet as-"
"QUIET! We need to restructure our plans, here's what we'll do. . ."
With that, CyberRat's death was easily forgotten.
And No, CyberRat was not THE RAT.
