Post by: Pryopizm on February 20, 2006, 03:25:58 AM
Unfortunately, there had been a cancer growing within the depths of human scum. Two gangs had formed that were both competing against one another violently with bootlegged pornographic PSP games. Business was booming; but many lives had already been claimed in the brewing gang wars. Judge Aurion from the nearby town of Louieville had come there on vacation, but got caught up in a transexual teenage boy hentai UMD game ring.
One of the few other survivors of the famed Louieville Massacre, TVMan, decided to find a new home in Dagafabawat, but soon noticed that crime seemed to fester around him like a cold sore on the lip.
TVMan decided to introduce the town to the style of Swift Justice that cleansed Louieville of its most unsavory citizens. He pried the gun from Aurion's cold, dead fingers and renamed it The Crucible. He convinced the townspeople to see eye to eye with him and join in his crusade.
Vote. Vote now--for your lives.
Post by: ShyGuy on February 20, 2006, 05:19:55 AM
Post by: wandering on February 20, 2006, 05:23:57 AM
Later that morn, as Wandering stared at the sunrise as he wavered on the very edge of Cliff Dangerous, he mused further: "If I am never to wander, what is the point of living? What difference did it make if the dreariness ended now or 30 years from now?"
But just as he was about to jump, he remembered the one love of his life - the one thing that kept him going all those long years. Cheese.
But as he strolled back towards the town to fulfill his new mission of owning and operating a cheezerium, a thought struck him like the pang of a lobotomizing ice pick to the brain: he had been here before. Deja-vu? Or something more? Whatever it was, Wandering knew he hard this cry for justice before, he knew he had smelled this bloodthirsty scent in the air. As Wandering listened to the ravings of TVMan, he knew everything was the same. Except one thing: Wandering himself.
Wandering's suppositions were not merely the result of mental illness - Wandering had, in fact, just barely begun to hit upon the unfortunate fact that the deadly play which was just beginning had repeated itself a million times before, and would repeat itself a million times again, over the course of several millennia. Also, a bizarre cosmic shift had caused Wandering, in this single iteration of the play, to not wander.
But these thoughts had already left Wandering's mind, as he approached the place he had always and would always call home: the old House of Polysolysheoth in the district of Parcheesi in the town of Dagafabawat. When he entered, he grabbed the nearest piece of paper, and started to busily toil away at a sign. And when he finished, he hung it on his front door. It read:
"I can't go on living, goodbye world!"
...Quickly realizing his mistake, Wandering flipped the sign over.
"Wandering's Cheezerium - coming soon!"
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 09:18:53 AM
This is where I jokingly voted for TVman. I think the stress of surviving the first massacre drove him insane. He's out to get us all!
EDIT. I just noticed that Pale and IceCold also survived. I guess we could vote for one of them, too. You know, whatever.
Bill must have killed himself sometime between when the first game ended and the signup for this game.
EDIT: UNVOTE TVMAN I just wanted to be the first person to vote.
Post by: MysticGohan on February 20, 2006, 09:24:23 AM
that's limited in sales? Then it hit me, it was subliminal messaging of buying more bootlegged porn on blu-ray. Anyway... I went on with my day to pickup a bag of lean beef cuts, I plann on making stew tonight, so I needed the meat from the butcher's, I went in chatted abit, Strangely the butcher today was using a hacksaw to cut the meat into thin slices ....yeah whatever floats your boat Doc. I proceeded to get my order and move on out before he can do anything that might sugest a visit from your local food inspector.
As I was walking down the littered ads on the street, advertising psp ultra porn, I came across Wandering, I tried to get inconversation with him, but all he could muttered is "Cheese" and look blankly at the sky, poor wandering must be in a daze, I haven't seen something this sad since a turkey drowned itself while looking at the sky on a rainy day.
Post by: Pale on February 20, 2006, 09:33:19 AM
As usual I feel like I get left out of the loop...
:: Starts putting names in a hat ::
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 09:53:36 AM
QuoteI know everything.
Originally posted by: Pale
Dang.. voting already? How can anyone know anything....
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 20, 2006, 12:03:53 PM
Post by: wandering on February 20, 2006, 12:08:10 PM
By this time last time there was, what, 25 posts?
edit: ahaha, stabby.
Post by: Pryopizm on February 20, 2006, 12:14:53 PM
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 12:38:12 PM
QuoteWe're all waiting for you to open your damn cheese bar.
Originally posted by: wandering
This party....isn't exactly swinging.
By this time last time there was, what, 25 posts?
Post by: MysticGohan on February 20, 2006, 12:40:13 PM
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 12:46:45 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 20, 2006, 12:50:36 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 20, 2006, 12:52:19 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 20, 2006, 12:54:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: MysticGohan
You were, just now stabby
...Blast your lightning-fast wit.
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 12:56:26 PM
UN-VOTE: VUDU
For un-voting for me.
Post by: MysticGohan on February 20, 2006, 01:00:28 PM
Post by: wandering on February 20, 2006, 01:24:17 PM
But when an a small orphan arrived, looking up with tearful eyes, and pleading: "Please, sir, I haven't had anything to eat but peking duck for the past week..." Wandering couldn't take it anymore.
"All I've got is my small, private stash," he said. "Wait just a moment." He dashed into the house and came out with a few handfuls. "Cheddar for you, orphan," he said sweetly. "No charge."
The orphan looked at the cheese in horror. "Cheddar! I wanted Brie!"
"Yes. Well. And jack for you, Gohan. Jack cheese I mean, he he he. Oh, and yes charge. $1.25, please."
Wandering then turned to the crowd: "Um, you can all, you know, mill about here. In my front yard. Talk, whatever. Want some cheese, just ask."
Post by: The Detective on February 20, 2006, 01:25:07 PM
Post by: wandering on February 20, 2006, 01:31:17 PM
Or...wait for it...don't you have a clue?
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 01:40:07 PM
EDIT: What if he is one of the mods?
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on February 20, 2006, 01:50:33 PM
Post by: The Detective on February 20, 2006, 01:51:13 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 20, 2006, 02:01:08 PM
Or will they...?
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 02:03:25 PM
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 02:26:29 PM
But if the detective dies then we'll know who to vote for.
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 20, 2006, 02:41:52 PM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 20, 2006, 03:01:47 PM
voting TVMan
Post by: Dasmos on February 20, 2006, 03:06:40 PM
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 03:12:33 PM
*angry eyes*
Post by: wandering on February 20, 2006, 03:21:01 PM
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 03:25:25 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on February 20, 2006, 03:27:57 PM
Post by: wandering on February 20, 2006, 03:30:36 PM
"Well?"
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 03:32:50 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 20, 2006, 03:36:08 PM
Wow, I haven't seen a man die since I saw that cage death match on my business trip to Thailand.
I think Vudu's first instincts were right. Vote TVman
And everyone, be sure to check out our upcoming PSP title: Jakroid-Prime Hunt stuff: Not a ripoff.
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 03:38:18 PM
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 03:38:51 PM
I don't like secrets.
Post by: wandering on February 20, 2006, 03:44:24 PM
VOTE TVman
Post by: animecyberrat on February 20, 2006, 03:44:51 PM
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 03:45:46 PM
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 03:48:07 PM
QuoteWhoa now, don't pin this on me. If we condemn an innocent man to die, I don't want to take the blame.
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I think Vudu's first instincts were right.
Post by: animecyberrat on February 20, 2006, 03:50:30 PM
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 03:53:44 PM
Post by: vudu on February 20, 2006, 03:56:34 PM
Post by: MysticGohan on February 20, 2006, 03:57:12 PM
Vote:TVMAN
Post by: Pale on February 20, 2006, 04:09:23 PM
Ty's my hero!
Vote: TVMAN
Post by: animecyberrat on February 20, 2006, 04:12:16 PM
Post by: nickmitch on February 20, 2006, 04:12:50 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on February 20, 2006, 07:14:58 PM
Ted V Mann Agent 7.
CyberRat looked shamefaced and turned to Wandering and said, "This is bad, right?"
Mario responded, "Oh yeah, this is really bad."
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 20, 2006, 07:20:08 PM
Edit: especially me
Post by: ShyGuy on February 20, 2006, 07:29:07 PM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 20, 2006, 07:32:19 PM
