Post by: JonLeung on January 30, 2006, 08:55:46 AM
It's not a dating sim like it looks like...it's a text adventure, more like...
That one date with Kiki was weird but intriguing. I didn't think logic puzzles were what people do on dates. She mentions how she and her three friends have different favourites in colour, music, and flowers, and you have to create "sparks" in conversation so she'll give you clues to figure out what each of them like (and by extension, what she likes) to get her in the hot tub. Prior to that, I had to talk to her boyfriend and extract enough evidence from the inconsistencies in his "testimony" to prove that he was cheating on her. Phoenix Wright? Not quite, but at least the writing was better than I expected, even if it is still cheesy in places.
Yeah, and I like Friday the 13th on the NES, too. Shoot me.
Post by: vudu on January 30, 2006, 09:42:25 AM
Reviews: Sprung
Reminder: Buy Sprung
I'd probably pick it up if I ever found it on sale for five bucks, but that's it. I don't think I'm missing out on anything that absolutely must be played.
Post by: Smash_Brother on January 30, 2006, 11:21:47 AM
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Remind me why I shouldn't be playing Sprung.
Because, last I checked, god is still watching.
-SB
PS: Yes, that WAS sarcasm.
Post by: JonLeung on January 30, 2006, 11:50:43 AM
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Remind me why I shouldn't be playing Sprung.
Because, last I checked, god is still watching.
-SB
PS: Yes, that WAS sarcasm.
Actually, I am religious, or try to be, and I'm sure that if God took note of what I do with my time, He would be more concerned about my habit of trying to put porn on every electronic device that I have. >_>
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on January 30, 2006, 03:24:39 PM
Post by: ALetterNeverSent on January 30, 2006, 04:12:54 PM
Post by: Smash_Brother on January 30, 2006, 05:36:31 PM
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I bought it for $5 on clearance at Target. Haven't gotten a chance to play it yet though.
Sprung, or the porn-toaster?
-SB
Post by: JonLeung on January 31, 2006, 07:17:06 AM
No porn toast, seeing as how it's not capable of images or video. No kitchen appliances. If I had one of those refrigerators with a built-in TV, I might be able to pull something off with that.
Okay, this is not something to brag about... >_<
Post by: Smash_Brother on January 31, 2006, 07:30:08 AM
Which, of course, toasts pornographic images onto your bread.
-SB
Post by: ruby_onix on January 31, 2006, 03:30:35 PM
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It's not a dating sim like it looks like...it's a text adventure, more like...
That's what you get when someone who can't do romance (aka: anyone in the western videogame industry) tries to make a dating sim.
The other reason why you shouldn't be playing Sprung is because it's (for all intents and purposes) impossible to get past first base (kissing) on a Nintendo console. The DS promised to take us to second base (touching), but that was a cruel lie. Now the Rev's promising to take us to third base? Hah! Not a chance.
I'm willing to buy Sprung (and I did buy it), but I'm not willing to enjoy it. I must bitch and whine about it's wasted potential until Nintendo changes their attitude.
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No porn toast, seeing as how it's not capable of images or video. No kitchen appliances. If I had one of those refrigerators with a built-in TV, I might be able to pull something off with that.
Pornographic refrigerator magnets. They work on toasters too.
Post by: Infernal Monkey on January 31, 2006, 10:29:16 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on October 14, 2006, 12:08:26 AM
Post by: Kairon on October 14, 2006, 09:22:11 AM
...oh, and about porn toast...it's already BEGUN.
~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Post by: Ceric on October 15, 2006, 09:13:36 PM
(Infernal: Your avatar makes what you said funnier then it should be.)
