Post by: Pryopizm on January 13, 2006, 12:20:09 AM
He climbed the clock tower and sat next to the uppermost window with his rifle at his side. At 2 AM, Vudu would come outside, meet with his mistress, walk two blocks east, and enter in a cab that he'd scheduled. It was a nightly ritual.
The Pietriot heard the door open. Vudu stood in place waiting for the woman. A minute later, he was convulsing in a pool of blood. The Pietriot ran, the last thing he heard was a horrified shriek.
Mystic Gohan was really excited as he went to sleep. The town seemed to be safter, and that Judge sure seemed that a great hero. Before he went to bed, he just kept going on and on about how amazing the Judge was in action to his Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob, a simple townie who'd served in World War II and won 10 Purple Hearts, 5 Bronze Stars, 2 Silver Stars, and the only living survivor with a Medal of Honor for single handedly taking down an entire Nazi Artillery with nothing but a pocket knife and a C-ration, simply nodded at the boy.
But, soon, Gohan got tired, gave Uncle Bob a big hug and went off to sleep. He would see his Uncle Bob again the next day at the Courthouse, and boy was he excited. His two greatest heroes together. His dreams were filled with war and tragedy, yet they were good dreams, because, in the end, he was always the victor. Gohan wanted to join the Army so badly he could taste it.
He woke up refreshed, went to school, and around 9 o'clock was summoned to the principal's office. Principal BreakyBoy was there along with Gohan's parents, Pale and Mrs. Pale. His father and mother were in tears.
Gohan was so devastated about hearing how his Uncle Bob had been mutilated, drained of blood, and then hung at the Courtroom that he threw up, ran home, and cried himself to sleep.
Post by: breakyboy on January 13, 2006, 07:30:16 AM
On the other hand, I make a fine disciplinarian. GET BACK TO WORK MULES!
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 13, 2006, 08:51:41 AM
believe was behind the murder, I swore I would make the sonovabitc- pay! May god have mercy on his soul if I find him first. Heaven or Hell couldn't
stop me. "Digs up UncleBob's old army Surplus he had stored away" Vengence is a dish best served cold~!
Post by: Requiem on January 13, 2006, 08:58:12 AM
With a coat slung over my shoulder, I entered this poor rainy little town. "What the hell kind of town is this?" I muttered to myself. I walked down the main road; the town seemed ghastly. I felt an eerie presence within the area. I lit a cigarette "*sigh*...it seems like a lot of people have died here." I exhaled the smoke "I guess this is a good enough place as any to setup shop."
I booked into the nearest hotel and laid my single suitcase on the bed. Underneath the clothes lay my trusty pair of Desert Eagles, modified with lasers. Don't get me confused.....I am not a one man army; like most people I am vulnerable....however, if you so much as cross me, you will find yourself begging for hell.
I changed out of my wet clothes and retired in the hotel bar. Maybe I can gather my thoughts together....... Two glasses became three, four glasses became six. By the time I knew it, I was drunk. "I've had enough" I whispered under my breath. As I stood up out of the chair, I bumped into a lady and spilled her drink. I started to apologize, when it struck me....
*Que Kill Bill style ALARM NOISE*
She saw the look in my eyes....
"You don't want to do this here." She was nervous. I had completely caught her off-guard.
"The hell I don't!" I started to reach for my eagles....
"Wait! You see those three gentlemen in the corner." I looked and saw a few Mob folk puffing cigars. "They will kill you if you touch me!"
"Your not in the position to be threatening anyone, missy. And besides....that's the oldest trick in the book." My gun was out. Seconds before I pulled the trigger, one of the goons yelled "Maria....WTF are you doing?! Get your ass back over here!" I let loose my grip and returned my gun.
"Next time I see you, your dead." I walked away. Even though I didn't turn around, I could feel her staring at me....
I immediately packed my bags and headed for a different hotel. I went to the room and sat on the bed. "What a day...." My mind was running wild, making it hard to relax. My head was filling up with questions...Why did she change her name? She's been related to the mob the whole time?" Luckily, the booze got a hold of me. I drifted of to sleep in preparation for the next day.....
Post by: SS4Gogita on January 13, 2006, 09:57:08 AM
Post by: Pale on January 13, 2006, 10:40:58 AM
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 13, 2006, 11:14:38 AM
Post by: nickmitch on January 13, 2006, 11:25:53 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on January 13, 2006, 12:24:12 PM
Now, he thought as he readied the gun, with the town slipping farther and farther into chaos, he'd need to be on his guard even more.
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 13, 2006, 12:51:01 PM
vengence from UB's death. I was packed to the teeth, always keeping a watchful eye on "potentinal" subspects, I had my supicions.. the evidence was really piling.
it was evident that someone must die... But whom? Such are the questions the pursue us all
Post by: SS4Gogita on January 13, 2006, 02:52:00 PM
LET'S JUST START POINTING FINGERS LOLZ
Unless anyone cares to share some information?
Post by: nickmitch on January 13, 2006, 03:03:50 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 13, 2006, 03:38:48 PM
VOTE STAB
Post by: breakyboy on January 13, 2006, 03:39:21 PM
Vote STAB.
Post by: nickmitch on January 13, 2006, 03:43:02 PM
Finnally a vote!
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on January 13, 2006, 04:02:47 PM
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Stabby, not only did you vote for MARIO after KnowsNothing did in Day 1, but you also started the IceCold bandwagon in order to direct KnowsNothing votes away in Day 3...I find that sufficient evidence enough to consider you the last Fanboy...
VOTE STAB
Eh? I just voted for Mario on day 1 because at the time he had the most votes (I think). What can I say? I wanted bloodshed. Heck, that nut KowsNothing changed his vote (once again, not sure...). Mario started the IceCold thingy. I just wanted to be a vice-founder. After all, on day 1 (I think) the votes changed a lot and I only wanted to kill someone.
But, lets think of this, Bill. You have a position of power as the judge. YOU are the enforcer of justice. No one would suspect the judge, eh? Well, I DO!!!
Gah. First I'm thought of as a killer, now they think I'm mafia! Can this get any worse?
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 13, 2006, 04:23:47 PM
Post by: SS4Gogita on January 13, 2006, 04:30:49 PM
*STAB STAB STAB*
Post by: Pale on January 13, 2006, 04:54:24 PM
Post by: Pryopizm on January 13, 2006, 05:49:02 PM
Unlike BlackNMild, Stabby didn't wish to go out in a blaze of glory. Instead he pleaded for mercy with tears streaming down his cheek.
"OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE! I'M SOOOO SORRY!!!"
"You pull my heartstrings, Mr. Stab. I can't say that I'm not moved. Not quite to tears, but possibly mercy. A life sentence sounds about right for you. No. You are obviously a penetant man. You have made a complete turn around. I trust you to return to society a rehabilitated man.
"NOT GUILTY!"
"R-r-really??" Stab was in shock
"Absolutely, you're a free man, get on your way! Smell the roses!"
Stab turned around, the entire courtroom burst in applause, and orchestral music swelled as he walked toward the door.
BLAM!
Stab fell limply to the floor.
"Hahaha. Just kidding. I love how naive some can be." Aurion chuckled to himself. "The Fanboys are all dead! Congratulations everyone for a fine job of listening to me. As a reward, I'm letting you all buy me dinner!"
Ice Cold said, "Yeah, um, I kinda broke, and all these deaths are a bit of a bummer, I think I'm going home to take a bubble bath, but you have a good time, Judge." and he walked away. As he did, others began to follow, all mumbling excuses as to why they couldn't stay.
"Ahh, party poopers." With that, Judge Aurion went home and sang showtunes while dancing in pantyhose. A true man's man.
Post by: KnowsNothing's Dupe Account on January 13, 2006, 06:11:54 PM
that's both hilarious and suspicious
Post by: nickmitch on January 13, 2006, 07:18:09 PM
Post by: MysticGohan24 on January 13, 2006, 07:32:59 PM
anyways it's all good.
Post by: breakyboy on January 13, 2006, 08:46:44 PM
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Originally posted by: MysticGohan24
Bill? heh what makes you think bill was the only one?
Srsly. The bandwagon's been running for several days now.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on January 14, 2006, 02:59:46 AM
Eh. I died as I would have in real life.
Post by: Pale on January 14, 2006, 08:37:11 AM
bummer...
Post by: nickmitch on January 14, 2006, 08:44:44 AM
Post by: Requiem on January 14, 2006, 12:34:31 PM
I don't even know the story behind this insane series of posts...
Post by: wandering on June 10, 2006, 09:00:57 PM
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That's just more time for finger pointing.
breakboy's been acting kind of suspicious. I think he could be the serial killer. What do you guys think?
