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Title: Stay away from Russian dogs
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on December 05, 2005, 10:49:32 PM
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But perhaps the most inventive use of man's best friend to kill man's worst enemy was in World War II, with the introduction of the anti-tank dog. Anti-tank dogs were another Russian invention, of course, and worked on the theory that if you always feed a dog underneath a tank, underneath a tank is the first place that they'll head towards on the battlefield. Logically speaking, if the dog was wearing a suicide bomber outfit at the same time, you'd have a pretty nifty weapon on your hands. That was the theory anyway. In practice, these Russian dogs were trained by placing Russian dog food under Russian tanks, meaning that you can probably guess the floor in the plan. In 1942, after these rapscallious hounds forced an entire Russian tank division into retreat, the anti-tank dog was retired from service.


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Title: RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
Post by: UncleBob on December 06, 2005, 09:06:29 AM
That is funny as hell.
Title: RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
Post by: Jonnyboy117 on December 06, 2005, 09:51:52 AM
"you can probably guess the floor in the plan."

err flaw but still funny except to the dogs
Title: RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
Post by: Bill Aurion on December 06, 2005, 10:01:03 AM
Poor dogs... ;_;
Title: RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 07, 2005, 10:18:38 AM
That site is awesome, but that has to be the best excerpt.
Holy crap.  Just. . . holy crap.

Awesome.
Title: RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
Post by: wandering on December 17, 2005, 10:39:53 PM
a
Title: Re: Stay away from Russian dogs
Post by: Khushrenada on December 17, 2015, 11:58:22 PM
a

But