Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Jonnyboy117 on November 13, 2005, 10:45:11 AM
Title: Yo Momma
Post by: Jonnyboy117 on November 13, 2005, 10:45:11 AM
Uh-oh.
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Post by: Bloodworth on November 13, 2005, 10:47:30 AM
whatchu talkin bout Willis?
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on November 13, 2005, 10:49:00 AM
catchphrase
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on November 13, 2005, 11:42:02 AM
Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!
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Post by: Jonnyboy117 on November 13, 2005, 12:15:30 PM
Don't y'all know anything about dissin' and snappin'? Okay, I'll get it started.
Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.
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Post by: Jonnyboy117 on November 13, 2005, 12:18:28 PM
Street Snaps - One of the funniest DVDs ever, but inconsistent and the judges are morons. They did end up picking the funniest guy to win, though, despite some people getting shafted in earlier rounds. One of the best parts is a female snapper talking about how tough she is, and then when she goes into a head-to-head match, he rails on her so bad that she starts crying because he makes fun of her teeth. The overall champion looks like Tupac with braces, and his name is Jonathan, so I feel a special connection to him. The final match is between him and this 50-year-old crack addict, and they're both so good that they can barely keep the match going because they keep laughing at each other's snaps.
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on November 13, 2005, 12:21:41 PM
Yo Mama's so fat, they had to cut her foot off.
No good?
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Post by: IceCold on November 13, 2005, 01:11:03 PM
You're so poor, I stepped on a ciagrette and Yo Mama said, "There goes the family heater!"
Replace "cigarette" with "ant" and replace "heater" with "pet" and another joke custom made!
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 13, 2005, 01:12:39 PM
replace ant with duck and pet with duck
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Post by: IceCold on November 13, 2005, 01:17:44 PM
Replace duck with KnowsNothing and duck with "oh wait, that isn't much of a loss"
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 13, 2005, 01:23:30 PM
You bitch.
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Post by: IceCold on November 13, 2005, 01:46:15 PM
Sorry, didn't read your sig.
Oh, wait...
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 13, 2005, 02:07:01 PM
owate
"You're so poor, I stepped on a oh wait, that isn't much of a loss and Yo Mama said, "There goes the family KnowsNothing!"
So pathetic, you can even describe directions on how to form an insult correctly.
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Post by: couchmonkey on November 14, 2005, 06:21:55 AM
Yo Mama is so old, they send a hearse when she calls 911.
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Post by: ThePerm on November 14, 2005, 02:28:26 PM
yo mamma is so hairy even a dog wont hump her leg
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Post by: wandering on November 14, 2005, 04:03:28 PM
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb at yo mamma's house? 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the rest to get eaten by yo mamma.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 14, 2005, 04:13:19 PM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Green. Four to melt the tin pants and six to put the girraffe on top of the metal tree.
it never gets old, be quiet
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Post by: Spak-Spang on November 14, 2005, 05:52:15 PM
Your Momma's so old, She's Older than Dirt.
(Dead Horse Beaten...we can not lock this thread.)
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Post by: Arbok on November 14, 2005, 06:14:41 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Spak-Spang (Dead Horse Beaten...we can not lock this thread.)
The Armchair Moderator hath spoken.
Title: RE:Yo Momma
Post by: wandering on November 15, 2005, 05:26:37 AM
You mamma so dumb spak spang, when you told her you were an armchair moderator, she said "Mr. Modder ate who? And what was that about you being an armchair?"
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Post by: Dasmos on November 15, 2005, 12:25:05 PM
Maybe she's not dumb, maybe she's hard of hearing.
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Post by: Robageejammin on November 15, 2005, 03:24:55 PM
your mother is very obese, so much that when she stood on a weighing scale, she was over the average weight of women with similar physical attributes.
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Post by: nickmitch on November 15, 2005, 05:31:09 PM
Yo mama so skinny, she got Snoop Dogg telling her to lay off the weed!
Yo mama so dumb she tried to rap and even MIKE JONES told her she was wack!
Yo mama so fat the BUS catches HER!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 15, 2005, 05:40:21 PM
Yo Momma's so old, when GOD said let there be light, she flicked the switch yeah I know its old, keep reading, it might get better
Yo Momma's so fat, when she tried to jump off the curb she got stuck ok, so it didn't get better, let me try again
Yo Momma's so ugly, that when she had you, the doctor slapped her ok, I think I liked that one, that was good right?
Yo Momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money ahh, c'mon, can I get a hi-five
Yo Momma's so short, she poses for trophies Have I hurt your feelings yet
Yo Momma's so nasty, she made right guard turn left her armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got buckwheat in a head lock
Is that enough dirty dozens?
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Post by: ThePerm on November 15, 2005, 05:41:11 PM
weed doesnt make you skinny, it makes you fat..it gives you the munchies. Crack and meth make you skinny
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 15, 2005, 06:18:52 PM
ok, last one
Remember that story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe?
Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
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Post by: IceCold on November 15, 2005, 07:14:54 PM
Yo Mama's so short, she's the last person to know when it rains.
Not funny, but yeah....
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Post by: Bloodworth on November 16, 2005, 09:07:05 AM
yo mamma's so boring that this thread isn't funny
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Post by: Bill Aurion on November 16, 2005, 09:08:02 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Bloodworth yo mamma's so boring that this thread isn't funny
Quote Originally posted by: Jonnyboy117 Uh-oh.
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Post by: wandering on November 16, 2005, 09:55:29 AM
wait, I got a good one.
Yo mamma so dumb, when you asked her for a good games console for Christmas, she got you an xbox.
.....yeah. I'll think of a good one eventually!
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Post by: wandering on December 18, 2005, 12:04:53 AM
She
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 26, 2006, 04:10:52 AM
Just heard this one tonite(about 10 minutes ago)
Yo' house is so small, your welcome mat only says " wel"
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Post by: MaryJane on April 26, 2006, 06:06:15 AM
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo mama's so fat she has 9 smaller women orbiting around her.
Yo mama's so fat when she was pregnant they thought she lost weight.
Yo mams's so stupid she went downtown to see King Kong but all she got was a rubber ding-dong.
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Post by: UncleBob on April 26, 2006, 08:20:12 AM
Your mother wanted to abort you, but your father was hoping to sell you to the gyspies.
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Post by: EasyCure on April 26, 2006, 10:04:34 AM
yo mama's so dumb she gave me a blow job cuz she thought it'd help her unemployement
thank you 'in living color'!
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 26, 2006, 04:28:40 PM
Yo Momma....
Plays xbox and reads FHM and shops at Game Stop.
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Post by: Dasmos on April 26, 2006, 04:40:57 PM
Yo momma was going to devour you at birth, but she doesn't like ugly.
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