Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: KnowsNothing on November 13, 2005, 09:53:50 AM
Title: Pop-Tarts
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 13, 2005, 09:53:50 AM
Microwave on high for 3 seconds.
For serious guys, read the box.
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: CardBoardBox on November 13, 2005, 09:55:29 AM
Boxes are for n00bs
wait a minute....
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: Bloodworth on November 13, 2005, 09:56:47 AM
hah hah yes microwaved pop tarts become a foul geode of horror
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: stevey on November 13, 2005, 10:00:09 AM
I like to microwaving cd and Xmas light
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: Plugabugz on November 13, 2005, 10:10:50 AM
It's like Krispy Kreme, who said to put them in the microwave for 9 seconds?
I demand we call Krispy Kreme and demand them change it to 4!!!!!! 4 WHOLE SECONDS.
Title: RE:Pop-Tarts
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 13, 2005, 12:00:09 PM
Quote Originally posted by: KnowsNothing Microwave on high for 3 seconds.
For serious guys, read the box.
More like put them in the freezer...
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 13, 2005, 01:07:49 PM
Eggs are a breakfast food.
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: couchmonkey on November 14, 2005, 06:32:24 AM
Pop-tarts soaked in Strawberry Quick.
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: vudu on November 14, 2005, 09:17:00 AM
I have a friend who got second degree burns on his hand from a Pop-Tart. I think it was a Frosted Cherry one.
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: Spak-Spang on November 15, 2005, 06:37:10 PM
Carnation Instant Breakfast, Your going to love it in an Instant!!!
Title: RE: Pop-Tarts
Post by: King of Twitch on November 15, 2005, 08:53:32 PM
jeez, Pop tarts + microwaves = a stupid way to burn your tongue... it clearly says CAUTION, FILLING IS HOT WHEN HEATED. Or maybe that's Hot Pockets?? Either way I never have time to heat them up, I always eat them as I'm driving to school. It takes a lot of coordination when Im trying to get in my car and have to shut and lock the house, unlock the car door, take my backback off without dropping the drink, toss the backpack in, set my drink down, then open the shiny, mesmerizing packaging. It's a lot of hard work.
The point I'm trying to make is that Pop Tarts, while good, cause a lot of problems in the short run and yet still third parties treat them like dirt.